Frequency hop: Los hilos de Sasha, presentan

La Soledad de las Fuentes.


Huh… “por un guioncito.”
Hm… “por un guioncito”… “por un guioncito”.
We [the staff] don’t believe in « precognition », even if our hero of the day, Samantha Bee, in the role of a former Queens resident who once upon a time took a midnight train to Georgia, does. Or doesn’t—who cares.
So we [the staff] are going to file this screen grab under the remarkable coincidence folder… a simple sample of Synchronicity, diría a lo mejor good–ol’Gordo Sullivan.

… por un guioncito.

TimeStamp: 03 hundred hours in Central NATO Time
It’s Weekend Edition
and a big moon is rising.

When we return:

Las Fuentes de doña Vilma
El mal ejemplo de doña Chole…

en “La Jornada”

Casual Friday…
“Just The Facts, Ma’am”

You Can NOT! Have SOUL in América; sin un acento. If you try to get some SOUL out of America, sin un acento what Ewes–a–gonna get is POP… and that just ain’t SOUL.

… in New York, The 11th hour is winding down, and in París, well in Paris—Paris s’eveille… and we [the staff] are going to sleep.

Ladies in Gemeni:
Mr. Schmidty.
Earlier in the programming, Mr. Schmidty translated what all of the laughing delegates at a recent General Assembly at U.N. Headquarters in New York were thinking when Donald Trump said that he had done more for the U.S. than any other sitting President in the history of the United States.



HHQ CMD 3rd Army
Signed by:
Major General Kasie Hunt.


Former Republican strategist, Steve Schmidt is hereby conscripted into the 321st Armor Division with a rank of Captain. He will take command of the 3–77 Armor Regiment. Captain Schmidt will rendezvous with SFC Teeny Tiny Cat and together, they will meet up with CSM “Oddball”.

“A Low Down Dirty Shame”... IN A WORLD, where Kanye holds a medical degree, and Secretary Carson has the fascinating rhythm to play Musical Chairs... around a 30 Thousand U.S. Dollar dining set. •—_!_—•  SNL has the weekend off, so just imagine this pair of Uncle Toms circling around a very expensive table; paid for by good ol’American tax-paying dollars. 

The mission for this outfit is to bring SHAME [as outlined by Field Operative, code name, “The Rachel Maddow Show” on last night’s briefing in EST] to the occupying forces of the American Chapter of the Sons and Daughter of Propagandists from the Nachrichtentruppe that took control of the community outreach of the Three Branches of Government in the United States of América.

TimeStamp: 20 ‘til—Noon in Central Siren Time.

———nothing follows... except an Unwanted Number...

Hors–Série—Breaking the intermission part Two

¡Pero!!! ¿Quiere más?
Panochita dulce arrives to México y Panamá.

Welcome, don “Pompeyo”… it’s High–Noon in CET.

Clutch it, Baby — Bad Decisions follow in Central Siren Time.

Los detalles del desierto

Rumor has it, that Saudi Arabia was drawn up by a sheik and a politician on a boat. A very big boat, a powerful boat, like torpedo launching capable boat.

This is a frame in progress. Please stand–by and keep your Squelch in position “on”. TimeNow: 13 hundred hours CET

TimeStamp: 16h20 in The Spiderman Universe… and, “The Battle for Our Better Angels” is coming right back.

When Saudi Arabia installs its despot, they’re not investing their best. They’re not INVESTING in You…

They’re INSTALLING despots that have lots of problems, and they’re sending those problems to us. They engage in Assassinations. They’re bringing CENSORSHIP. They ENSLAVE.

And some, I assume, allow the women in their lives to go see the Emoji movie, and might even let them drive.

Donald Trump
…if he (“little” Donny « the grumpy » Trump) had Real American Balls.
but by now, the ENTIRE GALAXY knows that this motherfucker,
has no balls,
This Here, motherfuckers, is PUTIN’S “little” BITCH!!!

TimeNow: 18 hundred hours
and 20 red hot minutes

in Central NATO Time
Jazz Hour —follows…
from Abroad, Ewe’all.

Coming up on The Ozarks… today the gang take on the roles of the 2004, Frank Oz, COMEDY/HORROR/Sci-Fi flick: “The Stepford Wives“. Ferris Buller, directs.

“… do me now.”

And while we [the staff] are AT IT:
Gooooooooooo Dodgers!

TimeStamp: 22h20 in Central Europe Time

It’s all about the perspective, Ewe see, people who know, claim that the last supper was all about perspective; “notice the depth in Mr. Crowley’s set”, said the purple pundit playing the role of Marie Magdalene de Saint–Manhattan.

The Last Supper according to Mr. Crowley… fucking politico’s.

Coming up:
The Shadow Puppets
The Age of the Understatement.

Intermedio de los pollos

Oh, hey Hallie Jackson…
Just waking up, —say, was that you
doing the cha cha cha de los pollos
con Tito Puente?

Pesh… Arte Semita. Tel Aviv à 3e. }-—-~~~\*>  We [the staff] could swear que eran tú y la Rhule in a mesh of time and space aterrizando luego con un mambo en una pirámide (multi usos) con todo y su río on cada side; just like Pancho Villa con sus dos … bueno, Ewe’all know what we are talkin’ about, eh?

Veinte for the original Stoner song.
Jazz: an American Original, from abroad.

Coming Up:
don’t believe the Hype.

In P.E.T.

That’s “Public Enemy” Time, for all Ewe “g’s” out there.
Anygüey, in the Mean time, we switch it over to Maple Higginmuffin, en directo desde Uruguay; the other side.


Las tres manos… o algo así.

¡AGUAS!!! It’s 16h20 in Central NATO Time

y en La CDMX… nomas no pasa nada.

Cuenta una leyenda d’esas que llegan desde Aztlán… context follows, wait for it pocho, wait for it… Wait.

We [the staff] reckon
that we’ll catch-Ewe at the bottom of the Jazz inning
in Central Siren Time, of course.
Right now, it’s Siesta Time,
who cares what Elvis in Acapulco says.
Right now it’s Siesta Time because it’s a gonna-be
a long night:
Gooooooooooo Dodgers!

Oh, Canada — Oh, Canada… with Maple Higginmuffin

TimeStamp: 11h20 in Central NATO Time

From the BBC:
MediaWatch with Simone Fredericks.

Everybody kills, says the PUTUS… says the POTUS, how else do you think the Industrial Complex and it’s despots stay in power?… and in Canada; —I’m moving to the CBC.

asegovia3 is pleased to announce
that in order to counter the cockblocky moves from
the U.S.-based anti-legalization group Smart Approaches to Marijuana,
our staff unanimously agreed to add to our team
our esteemed Canadian colleague,
the Great, Maple Higginmuffin.

♫♫♫ Mama (Canada) don’t let your baby Marihuana Industrial Complex
grow up to be Big Mining Companies…
or woirst Mama (Canada)
Big Pharma Rackets,
or Big Agro Frauds,
or Big Delivery Werehouses
—like AMAZON… fuck AMAZON Mama Canada, fuck AMAZON.

In Good ol’American News 

Rumor has it, that as a very swell fellow called Pompeo was landing in Riyadh, a certain little despot from the house of Saud was depositing A cool $100 million to the U.S. for the pledge that Trump made to provide the bombs to blow up school buses in neighboring Yemen; among other “stabilizing” mesures for the benefit of the Saudi Kingdom, —of course.

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Big Pussy Pompeo, from the house of “don Pompeyo” via the house of Trump.

coming up in Sports
It’s Game Five.
Goooooooo Dodgers!