Deer, Alicia Menendez — Now D.A.T. öüï is with The Ozarks

Don’t join “The Runaways”, and don’t, for one second think that öüï missed a beat last night when you gulped after covering Candidate’s Biden on your weekend show.

The re-adjustment

The attitude re-adjustment .::. 601D73FA-E0BC-4A98-B65A-416B50C197ED 🦌Episode where Willie Geist suggests that Phil Griffin should not BLACK-OUT the coverage of The Bernie Sanders Campaign, and where Elise Jordan gets to treat Willie Geist as a non–conformist Jonas Brother. 🎟 Trivia: Elise Jordan was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club and was trained by Mickey (🐀) on how to properly hit someone with balls, in the balls.

And starring as Willy Geist:
Frank Cosgroves, Jr.


In triangulated Local news…
🎵 Now you’ve heard about the… toilette paper raids; [break]

From Reuters, vía La Jornada (de el staff) .::. 6BDDD52C-AEB2-4179-B85A-EA9BE91CF3EE 👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ Covid-19: Mayor productor de condones del mundo alerta sobre escasez. —_•!•_— President TRUMP Suggests to the Trojans at USC if it would be possible to reuse them “capotes” after use, just like the face masks, —you know

it’s not ONE of THOSE.
[BOUM!]

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /sociedad /2020/03/29 /covid-19-mayor-productor-de-condones-del-mundo-alerta-sobre-escasez-9462 .html

Deer, Ari Melver

Deer, Ari Melver .::. C43C4754-9375-41FD-A3CF-968E0A45C240 💦 Please remind the good doctor, D.A.T. öüï never ever – ever ever fake the content, nor look for props, —and D.A.T. öüï, will most definitely keep our droplets. —_•!•_— Fake, it! Go ahead, Try it.

And, you probably heard about how the Atlantans from Atlanta went ahead and suplexed the heck out of the “applause in unison” for the hospital workers during the COVID–19 epidemic… but! And it’s a big but, New York City would have none of it and one of them “peacock” news producers had to “document” how those dang–on city slickers HAD THE GALL, to take from France what appears to be a wave of appreciation for Medical Care issues; at this motherfucking rate, Robert Costa…

How about that Yamiche, eh!

How about that Yamiche, eh! .::. E3B52D4D-E930-4279-9F25-105D7FF87AE2 🗣 Eye will not spread coodies on you or the Fed wife; however, eye will shower you both on the Sanders blackout on “the” MSNBC’s and, Cousin Joe, the spotlight on “the” VP. —_•!•_— Listen man, if the best choice to replace Trump is a used car salesman, then so be it, but all öüï are saying is that if The best option was a person who tells “the moment” what it wants to hear, we the people are going to be stuck with the same system which allowed The Tea Party to flourish and… Beto O’Rourke said it best: Biden would be great for his father–in–law’s bottom line.

Americans might just go ahead and opt for D.A.T. D.A.R.E universal health care option at the ballot box next November. It’s too bad, Andrea Mitchell (our favorite FED’s wife) that the Trump administration is already working for that “special place in Hell” for both profiting out of the COVID-19 crisis and, for working the beta–phase machinations to hijack his second term in office, Oh, the motherfucking humanity, Cousin Joe! The motherfucking humanity.


And at Nicolle’s basement:

It is now evident, that the Wallace husband’s household shower head has no pressure. For reference please check with NEWman at the United States POSTAL SERVICE; for reference, please check with Mr. Schdmitty, or just watch the syndicated reruns:

Los bancos del mundo de Le Monde — PSA*

* PSA = Message d’utilité publique.

Previously on
« Robert Zimmerman » me la pela;
page 1 with a “jump” to page 24.

Publicite d'Alliance

Publicite d’Alliance .::. 0169BCA7-1878-4922-9599-94FCA5AA2CAF 📬📰 … [B]revemente y, para los archivos del Segnor de “la bendita” redacción de la prefectura de París, the manager of my branch (at la banque postale) had previously used our American CC to make a payment on the yearly fee of this most non–consequential blog, the reason: the online payment central at WordPress was blocking the Debit Card issued by “la bendita” BANQUE POSTALE.

dimanche 29 – lundi 30 mars 2020

In other news, black guy on “the” MSNBC’s confirms with in–house medical contributor that Ibuprofen and other “Corona” hangover medicine is safe to take; so g’ahead, DRINK’em before the SONS of the president of México outlaw “las modelo, especial”, except of course, the modelos that they get (like Donald Trump said yesterday at the Rose GARTEN) “to ride’em LIKE COWBOYS”; check the transcript from the White House, it’s out D.A.R.E., and yes mr. president, öüï did hear your CODED message about “your heavy–sided friend” and how “he” was “visciously attacked”, don’t go there. Don’t wake up the NAHUALES.

Fuhgeddaboudit!

Fuhgeddaboudit! .::. 17158D2A-A580-43CD-B4BE-474D0C987696 👁

… [E]n Hilo, Hawaii son las:

“Let's get some tacos”

“Let’s get some tacos”
🏄🏽‍♂️ Mr. Wolf (Reservoir Dogs).

Deer, Alicia Menendez — we now return, to The Ozarks

Previously, on The Ozarks:

“Let it rip…”

Paul Simon in the role of
Dr. Fauci
formally, Dr. Fugazi

Come get some

Come get some
.::.
7D31A261-FF02-49B3-AC48-F68791C62DD2
Ozark, S03; Ep1
Elise Jordan adjusts Willie Geist‘s attitude regarding the Bernie Sanders coverage on “the” msnbc’s.

The producers of D.A.T. D.A.R.E American narcos show forgot to refresh the memoryof the previous season to the fans of that little casino nazi manager with the crooked little midwest accent, Ruth Langmore, luckily for our the non–readers of this most non–consequential blog, öüï have got your bases covered.

…[*]

BREAKING THE NEWS fron The Rose Garden:

The President of them united states has rearranged the ORGANIZED GRAB ASS SESSIONS at the white house. In an attempt to catch–up to the decision–making that Donald John Trump failed to take into consideration BACK IN THE MONTH OF JANUARY, the president is once again learning what he he should have known all along; that the Army Corps of Engineers can build beds, because the entire fucking world WHO does not live under the circus tarp of a Trump MAGA rally know, China can build hospitals in record time (One Week).

BREAKING THOUGHTS and breaking wind

Harrumphing with “the” Donald

Harrumphing with “the” Donald .::. E155DC87-DF3B-42ED-AA0A-519A32A63C25 🎪 Based on a true story… from The City of Rockridge.

Dear, Ivanka Trump,
here’s an innovative idea for the genius who said on National TV that he would probably fuck you (check the E–News), why not suggest to his dumb-ass that instead of getting in the way of the grown–up’s in the clinics and hospitals, perhaps his excellency should focus on the design process of the god damned medals that the health care and medical profession should receive when this fucking WAR that the president of France (not donald trump) declared on this “hoax” that the POTUS avoided for two months. Maybe… just maybe, Mrs. Kushner, it would restore the value that the PMF lost when your step-mother rested it on Rush Limbaugh’s neck.

Regards,
The makers of this most
non–consequential
blog.

Mientras tanto en México… Chocolate abuelita o, agüita de limón

Maybe there’s a guey to let the alligator play inside the bathtub
Maybe there’s a way that öüï can play inside
the bathtub too
Maybe there’s a song that you and Eye can sing along about the bathtub
But if there is it’s just a song about the THEY
that öüï were alligators too

Eye hates to say it

Eye hates to say it .::. 2E601751-63DE-4F64-AF9E-149130F55256 🎧 Coming up in the Programming, the ”Lethal Weapon 3” soundtrack in the Voice of Leo Getz; “get it?”… ok, ok, ok; Leo Gets It! Get it?

A is for Lagarto
Ben Sidran
Blue Camus (2014)
BONZAI

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Sayonara, Jaa ne, o Mata ne
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/03/29 /opinion /026a1cap (El parque japonés)

Urbanohistorias

Urbanohistorias .::. 75845A44-7BC2-4A85-80FC-AF2A928D5A73 🎼
If the night turned cold and the stars looked down
And you hug yourself on the cold cold ground
You wake the morning in a stranger’s coat…

Eye hates to say it
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/03/29 /espectaculos /a04n1esp

 

Intermedio con El Monoaureo — You get one Chance, Negrita (no mulligans)

ISSY, don Calderón, ya lo dice un viejo refrán en una Heroica Hemeroteca de monitos:

Lo siento Giacometti

Lo siento Giacometti .::. 1C7840A8-5949-43C9-9393-AF811ED70114 📰 … [P]ero en el llamado “USO JUSTO DE TODOS LOS MEDIOS”, con fines, o para propósitos de recabar datos (llámese también « captura de información ») para la posteridad, o mismo (si las hay) futuras generaciones, fue BORRADO POR LOS MEDIOS “originales” y, por si sobrara menossolapado by complacent newspaper archives, which —with all due respect— defeat the purpose of an INTERNET MACHINE; don’t ya’Think so, sir? dicho de otra manera, sobre aviso no hay “perjuicio”, por citar a un juarense michoacano. Así que, ¿cuál herida (querida)?.

“Aunque algunos cartones ya los hayan borrado los medios originales, quedarán los textos. Click sobre la imagen para agrandar”.

In any case and/or scenario, Chuck Todd, that there Chris Hayes was about to blow up last night, wasn’t he, until someone or maybe himself caught the outrage before speaking to the governor of New York; Matilda’s favorite son according to CNN; anygüey Chuckels, you were right on target last night, that is to say —tune in— and there still remains an ELECTION PROCESS to complete.

The Ozarks on MSNBC

The Ozarks on MSNBC .::. 6DCAE07E-389F-48C3-83A8-8A12438D70C2 🔫💣🧨 My friend of Missouri… DYN–O–MITE!

Which brings me, a most non-consequential bum to ask the following question before getting on the A Train (M-11) and back into the underground, under the underground, —literally.

Why, sir, is CNN not covering the sexual assault allegations against the former Senator of Delaware? Eye knows that Nicolle, if given the opportunity to speak with the former vice-president of the United States of America (again) she would waste 10 minutes of her time slot shmoozing with the candidate of DEM D.A.R.E choir boys in the American South. On the flip-side, Senator Kristen* Gillibrand, there is that there thing that we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] mentioned on this space, —that you most certainly, would not take the time to read— about women making complains about men. Do you, madam see where we are going with this? If not, continue like Chris Hayes not getting “All In” en el contenido de este tan intrascendente blog, because it is one thing to (listen up monoaureo):

[* beg your pardon^ Senator, KIRsten]

get one’s feeling hurt, and quite another to get one’s physical body injured. [1A]

In Empire News

In Empire news .::. 49B81AE9-044F-451B-98A8-AA7EBC2F2502 🚪 “Jump” to page 3. New York State. — Like the American health system, WHO some, like Death Cult Republican representative for the Savannah congressional district in Georgia, Earl Leroy “Buddy” Carter, think that it is the best health care system in the world, another victim of the times and the misconception about The United States of America is the perception of its doors. For decades, The Doors (of L’America) were thought of around The Globe as some of the coolest , perhaps for some (except for Frank Sinatra WHO had a notorious distaste for the American Doors) the best.  Not so anymore since the lockdowns in several major cities have shown, that Americans (except for Steve Rattner¹) have a pretty insipid taste in their doors, pretty much all American doors are framed in the same color and style. Eye suggests, that as soon as this on–going crisis is over, and people have the opportunity to go out and shop again, Americans should change them uniform–looking doors. Perhaps that’s why Jim decided to follow in CARL’s steps and move to a different country where the perception of it’s Doors remains with character.

^ also, Reverend Sharpton
the signal corps are under attack,
and so we’ll pick it up tomorrow,
spectrum permitting.

In any case, Rachel Maddow, one (or those with a broad audience) should not get to cherry pick which #metoo movement allegations should get air time. Eye mean, Kasie Hunt, what kind of coverage would Candidate Bernie Sanders receive if he was to be accused of raping Fidel Castro, eh‽

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1. Steve Rattner is an American investment asset specialist, under the Obama years he bought a whole bunch of junker cars to stimulate the automobile industry. Currently, he is the go-to guy when subliminal graphs and pie charts are needed on the Mornig Joe Show in order to describe an a national economic trend an/or outcome; in THE DOORS context above, Steve Rattner is… FAST–FORWARD to the year 2049 where:

https ://imdb .com /title /tt1856101 /trivia

Wood is rare and valuable in the movie Blade Runner 2049. Steve Rattner’s home studio for MSNBC goes beyond having character, as a matter of fact, some might say that Steve Rattner’s office space for MSNBC veers on the opulent side of the spectrum; it’s as if Steve Rattner would understand and would want to emulate the villainous character of Niander Wallace’s taste for WOOD and, D.A.T. his house is made almost entirely out of wood to show how wealthy he is… D.A.T. motherfucker!

1A. With regards to gender-biased legislation please stand by for context, because this comparison is specific to yesterday’s monoaureo comment on Horax’s political cartoon about the Mexican State of Puebla governor and his take on the COVID–19 response under his watch. Time now in Hilo, Hawaii, Senator Gillibrand is:

Sunday Morning.

And in New York City is

And in New York City it’s .::. DFB70FD9-80E6-47DE-8394-96BE0D219D1A 🗣 SATURDAY NIGHT

And at n°10 Downing Street — The Fantasy of Easter

Breaking the news:

La ironía se pinta sola

La ironía se pinta sola .::. E6A1C291-B27E-42B1-904F-DA37DB823A27 … did you mean, monoaureo, to addinjuryto insult? —_•!•_— Dile NO a los «falsos amigos », a los de dos patas y a los de la tarea de una “traducción” y re interpretación.  EFEMÉRIDE francesa and Google Doodle of the THEY: https ://www .google .com /doodles /celebratingthemarinière

In WaWa Land:

Ashley Parker is a “guadalupana”, but unlike the “aspirational” fantasies of populist governments who want to be open for business by the end of “la cuaresma”, or WOIst, the ones WHO assure their population that because they “happen to be poor” (apparently like the ENTIRE State of PUEBLA de Zaragoza) they won’t get hit by 100,000 cases of coronavirus victims, The Washington Post reporter appears to be advocating for science and data to measure the oncoming Tsunami of funerals expected in the “former greatest country” in the mind of gringos.

Just the facts Ma'am

Just the facts Ma’am .::. A3E20EB0-D716-4D30-B071-DD2FB9BA5A1F 🛵 Previously, on American Patchworks: it’s a true story, but in a different universe, not in this surreal world D.A.T. öüï are living through in the third month of the twentieth year of third millenium of the Common Era. The story, according to the Rastafarian face under the grassy plant over Ashley’s left shoulder, is that as a teen (again, in a different Alternate reality) she used to love riding in Hot Rods, which she called « really really boss cars » or someting like D.A.T.; in this universe, Ashley is an undercover Guadalupana. Indeed.

Across the Atlantic, —from Atlanta:

Brexit has come up with a case of the coodies, symptoms are mild, and sources close to them Rosbif’s say that the PM is sitting comfortably numb on an Olde English leather couch, —a lover of ROMANs, and their Empire— Boris Johnson is feeling right at the Lorem Ipsum side of the fence.

Wendy Byrde stars as Mika Brzezinski .:. 04437C4D-1058-4305-A5F6-727F20CB0108 ✍🏼 Season 3; EP 1 opens at a SORIANA shopping mall in Coahuila de Zaragoza.

Over at The Atlanta, Georgia (dome),  Brian Williams has just reported (12 hours ago, approx.) that in a surprise overtake of humanity, Atlantans in high-rise containment units have invented the Parisian sound of unison applause of appreciation for medical workers and other trades and occupations WHO remain active in the service of their community. The move, which CATCH enthusiasts called a “suplex japonés al estilo Lucha Libre” is a bold move in the pride of Parisinas, WHO normally hold the ©️, the ™️, the patent and, the ®️ trademark on inventions and discoveries under D.A.T. D.A.R.E “Old Lucky Sun”… OHhhhh, The Humanity, Mika, The—Humanity.

In the absence of Ruhles, Jazz follows

Öüï now continue with:

More American Graffiti

Indeed. — Rachel Maddow — Indeed. It’s Morning in America, and the Massachussetts governor should trust in the “Invisible Man” in the market. After all, isn’t D.A.T., congressman Scarborough, what being a “Red–blooded American” is all about?

Time now is 0200 hours in Central NATO Times, and reception is botchy at best, but it doesn’t matter, Chris Hayes got on board a DMC DeLorean and went cruising across The Atlantic to learn how this post–existential moment (remember the navel gazing jokes, don’t you forget about them Mike Barnicle) is going to end.

Happening right now:

In the “We are Number One”, country in the world, rumor has it that ESSENTIAL HOSPITAL WORKERS are now, unofficial mannequins for a famous American trash bag company. Indeed, because of the leadership of “great americans” such as Republican Senator, Susan Collins (MAINE), Registered Nurses are having to wear actual trash bags as protective equipment, in part because Your President failed to prepare for the pandemic that he was warned about, great!!!  Donald Trump’s type of leadership managed to steal the look of the homeless in the rain, for the “greatest heath system” workers in the world. They do look “cute”, a Mötley Crüe with looks that kill, indeed.

The Modesto Examiner
All The News D.A.T.  Fit to Print

Page 2

“Page 2” .::. 6BA641FB-0E99-41AE-8731-7BA9FB8595D4 🎙… [F]rom “The Rest of The Story”… mr. president, i love you, but YOU ARE WRONG.

Coming up in the programming, Revisionist history and the outlets that help’em, but FOist:

 All the quotes that are fit to print

— Wolfman Jack:
Pardon me, is your name Collette?

—Woman at the other end of the line:
Sir, this is the operator with a collect call for the Wolfman Jack.

— Collett, are you French?

— I’m the operator, are you Wolfman Jack?

Of course you know

Of course you know .::. BEFE7CEB-C40B-4C02-B8B2-9E3263CBF459 📻 … [T]hat all of the above must be read in a Mork’s voice, Mindy.

Enough said • TRIBUTO

Siendo este [tan intrascendente] blog, en cierto grado un “producto de la SEP” y de nuestra raquítica y carente educación (digna de un transnacional californiano) es justo y hasta tal vez necesario relatar que los primeros « flashbacks », if Eye may call’em D.A.T., of France and EUROPA, dId not arrive from the free textbooks that the Mexican federation provided in the mid-1970’s, at a school named “Guadalupe Victoria”, nor, in the pages of the California elementary versions provided to every child in a school called “Mariposa”, located on the foothills of Mount Baldy, near Cucamonga.

From — The Guardian (U.K.)

From — The Guardian (U.K.), byline: Allison Flood .::. BDD05E43-CA8A-4337-8D28-D5809126548E 🐗 🍽 🍷Continued from the screen-capture up above … [G]oscinny, dies at home ‘from a heart attack unrelated to the coronavirus’.
• A world of joyful innocence in the aftermath of war. 📰 https ://www .theguardian .com /books/2020/mar/24/asterix-creator-albert-uderzo-dies-at-92

https ://www .theguardian .com /books /2020 /mar/24 /asterix-creator-albert-uderzo-dies-at-92

ISSY, Mr. Sarkozy, because we’ve seen a few GALOs or TWO, we covered it.

… Coming up in the programming, Groove holmes interviews Richie Cunningham (in the role of Steve, a Modesto, California, insurance sales representative turned Ronald Reagan supporter) on how Curt (in the role of Richard Dreyfuss) always knew that “Minnie Mouse” would turn into a cow, which is why Curt ended up in Canada, as a writer.

The Modesto Examiner

From the wires, via The Modesto Examiner .::. 241A1828-9055-404F-9943-C2F407F09ACE 🛵 The Modesto Examiner, “All The Quotes D.A.T. Fit to Print!”:
Curt Henderson: You know Toby Juarez? Toby Juarez, he’s a Pharaoh isn’t he?
Joe: Toby Juarez? Sure, we [The Pharaohs] know Toby. We killed him last night. Tied him to a car and dragged him… [gleefully] Rome wasn’t burned in a night.

Where were you, in 1979?

En fin don Calderón, 1978/79, lo recuerdo en borrosos detalles, pero de lo que si estoy seguro es de que mientras los tíos que me cuidaron del lado mexicano hacían las compras en una tienda de Gómez Palacio, DGO, (Soriana) yo solía entretenerme con los monitos de Astérix el galo, y luego, para extensión de ese viaje, porque nuestro hogar estaba a unos 45 minutos de carretera siendo que, San José de Las Panochas, estaba por aquéllos tiempos (hoy existe una autopista) en lo que se consideraban “rancherias”, o ejidos; para que el profe John Mill Ackerman, me entienda mejor. Hoy ya no existen los ejidos porque “el goat killer” o « chupacabras » se los entregó al Neoliberalismo de los años 1990, o algo así… como dijo Joe “El Faraón”, en American Graffiti: ROMA (ejido en la Comarca Lagunera) no lo quemaron en una noche; pasaron varias lunas y sequías para que eso tuviese lugar.

 

Previously on “el” Monoaureo me la pela — Don’t need money, don’t need fame

Nope, it’s not the Mediterranean Orbit, but That Old Lucky Sun trajectory is lining nicely along them there tejas (dit toit, en Francés de kinder) del lugar donde ajusticiaron a María Antonieta.

Hey, John Meachum...

Hey, John Meachum .::. 84F5C4AF-3856-4080-91A0-1A82394CBC32 ⚖️ Thomas Paine says, hellooooooooo! In the Queen of England’s Monty Python voice.

En parís son las 6 de la tarde y todo está sereno por abajo de los ojo de un tal Perrault (1628-1703), y no, esta entrada no trata sobre los monitos del monoaureo (an archive of political cartoons), sino mas bien de lo que el texto del pasado domingo reveló sobre el llamado “derecho de autor”, y específicamente en las cosas que van marcando la historia; de antemano, don Calderón, una cosa es piratear con fines de lucro, y otra cosa es ser corsario sin tratar de lucrar… so, for the record, –and without “word ads”, yet— here’s another edition of:

Manon does have a nice view

Manon does have a nice view .::. 5241F4F5-7514-4A49-A871-CB861E918570 ⬇️ Considering.

Adventures in Transliteration, with your host, Marty Seamus McFly.

… [F]or the record, Purple pundit, the stream transmissions are full of holes, patchy at best; notwithstanding, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] did happen to catch your exchange with your fellow homeschooler, kinder Senator from the Great State of New York, Kristen Gillibrand and, we kindly remind both of you “ homeschoolers” that perhaps you misinterpreted our MONDÉTOUR Vanna White, Wheel Of Fortune®️ sopa de letras on the wall. AUSSI, öüï would like to remind all those involved in not reading this (aforementioned) blog, that although it is Thursday morning now in the whole of the 49 states and, let’s not forget PR and them Virgin Eye’s, in Hilo, Hawaii it is still Wednesday night and is NINE o’Clock.

Like Eye, not IKE said

Like Eye, not IKE said .::. 4D259D2D-DAE3-4F8D-BDCC-166D8E8083D1 🏄🏼‍♂️ “El” monoaureo y don Calderón me la pelan. 🗣 As for you, kinder Senator from the Great State of New York, meet me on Nina’s Central Europe Thursday Time.

… [D]on’t need no Credit Card to ride this train (from Delaware), however you will still have to cover the cost for the CONCIERGE service that The REPUBLICANS are pitching to Corporate America (again) in that D.A.R.E. bail–out of the First of several 21st century PESTES.

And in The great state of Missouri — Sen. Claire burns her bras

And now… The Rest of The Story with Paul Harvey.

Got Beads?

Got beads? .::. C7C7F03B-EADB-491B-A2A7-FC4481339B27 🗣 Sen. McCass, stop using them Gideon bible pages for your “Wacky Tobacki” and show those blind Alabama Chior Boys how to properly protest, just like a Red-Blooded American! —_•!•_— Aussi, Senator Claire, Grandpa Jones wants you to listen to the Radius.

Previously on,
“If Eye were the Devil”
in the voice of Brian Williams

Calls from the Nether Regions of Ireland, and the Rosbif’s sector of Liverpool prompted the Warrenton police to arrest nephew Cody for bragging online about his store-licking escapades. Nephew Cody, of the Pfister clan in the St. Louis Metropolitan “statistical” Area whose city motto is “A City For All Seasons” lived up to that moniker after nephew Cody answered a D.A.R.E. from the president of them united states of america, after Donald John Trump declared on the World Stage that the White House press briefing room is, that KOI Fish supplements are a cure (like té de Tila is for the president of Mexico) for the Current COVID–19 pandemic.

https ://riverfronttimes .com /newsblog/2020/03/24 /missouri-walmart-coronavirus-licker-charged-with-terrorist-threat

In related Make America Grim Again news and, with no pun intended here, because as the MISERY poster behind Rob Reiner stated on this weekend edition of AM Joy: WE REPORT THE BLACK HUMOR NEWS AND MAX BROOKS DECIDES IF HE LAUGHS.

March Madness with Metallica

March Madness with the ‘Tallica .::. 2888D7A5-6A83-4688-80C6-023ABD895AED 🦇🌎🌍🌏🦇👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏽‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️👩🏾‍⚕️👨🏾‍⚕️👩🏿‍⚕️👨🏿‍⚕️🥽🚨🏥☎️🦠🧻📈☣️
You just stood there screaming
Fearing no one was listening to you
They say the empty can rattles the most
The sound of your voice must soothe you
Hearing only what you want to hear
And knowing only what you’ve heard
You you’re smothered in tragedy
And you’re up to save the world

Bad news travel fast, but pandemics travel at the speed of light. Up north, in The great state of Wisconsin a novel way of protest against the “unfair and unbalanced” attacks against “The” donald on the Just The Facts Ma’am News Networks is hitting supermarket surfaces. Sources close to Rocky Raccoon, reporting from The Great State of Minnesota relay that the protester, an unidentified FOX News surface–licker might be the one responsible for infecting sensible Mid–Westerners with the COVID–19 virus.

https ://www .newsweek .com /wisconsin-woman-licks-grocery-store-freezer-handle-protest-coronavirus-1493354

The surface–licker, “a 53 year old Marshfield woman” stated that although she had never used “this method of protest” before, she was a pro at bra-burning in the Mid–West when she used to protest the Bush era wars with a Ho named Magill, —WHO called herself Lil—, but everyone Knew her as Nancy.