… [N]ow, now, Ashley, are you compensating for a lost Plant? Wait, scratch that… Öüï didn’t notice Shrubbie, there was another Palmer framing Shrubie out. Sorry ’bout D.A.T. Ashley Parker, carry on.
Tune in to France INFO 105.5 FM in Paris all They (Wednesday CET/Tuesday Hilo, Hawaï*) to find out about la mafia Calabraise and the link to il Padrino, knot “The Godfather” of your soul... Note to editors: you won't hear the following on any French Frequency, except for the RATP intercom system: Lines 3, B, and D stopped on their tracks at Châtelet on account of a dearly departed fellow who chose the “fast track” to the next stage.
Meanwhile, at the Katy Tur Show… it’s Chínguele, Vero, there’s a breach going on. And still to arrive… it’s Eye feels like Eleanor Rigby without a Church to waste my life in (punto y coma) in sports, the “us” just got a brand new National Sport, read about it, talk about it then hold your tears, this is no time for crocodile cataracts. And if you are current on your MADRINAS, then you know that in Acapulco, “this is no time for Siesta”… [C]híinguele, m’ija because Ted Cruz is going to do a “Mexican rodeo†” and you, of all Pa’Señas, Representative Castro, should know by now that en los Lienzos Charros no hay “payasos” like on that “8-seconds ride”.
📎 Makes no diff’rence If it’s sweet or it’s hot (Cuando calienta el Sol… up next) Give it all that rhythm that you got
One thing, Vero, and Peter Baker can field this, but…
people WHO know, know that Red goes well on Deadline, and Eye noticed that U.S. Representative Madeleine Dean has the same taste in saddles for her pod/capsule, and she’s from Pennsylvania! What a Meanstreak, how about la chance, eh‽
Witt that in mind, do say hello to Alexandro and his big American flag at ‘el bordo’, ¡pero Vero! ¡Veronica, con una chingada!!! You are cancelling out your message, and here’s why:
You’ve got to use Your Fucking imagination (punto y coma) i am Sy Rius, congresswoman. And here is why:
Full–frontal disclosure: i know that it is Way Too Early at 11 o’Clock in CET, but “Messrs. K and H. assure the public, [T]heir production will be second to none… [A]nd of course Donnie’s pony* dances the waltz », period!
You should not, Madame Representative, Eye Says Again, you should knot—admonish the opposition for their tenacity and for using whatever works to reach the purpose; that’s the equivalent of Hillary calling the Michigan militia “deplorables”.
Sumario, pg. 140, “Tout*ce que l’on peut faire en compagnie des CheVaux”; ediciones NATHAN.
Claire Lefebvre, en Gründ; 2005, “1000 infos les chevaux”, de Marion Curry .:. ACC4C9F6-7C17-45AC-A06F-48B9D8EC648A ➿ Es, ciertamente, John Mill Ackerman, lo que tu suegro (Q.E.Paz D.) llamaría « una chicanada », aquí en la OCDE.
*Todo, menosla charreada. Incluso, el capítulo que trata sobre las actividades que se pueden hacer con un caballo (o una yegua si eres LatinX) arranca con una proclamación disfrazada de contenido advirtiendo quiénes son la autoridad que controla dichas actividades.
AnyHOW, Rachel Maddow, the good Milton Freidman fans at BFM’er TV probably think that our triangulation in TechNiColor is about la tal Perrine Storme or about La Caballera* del Zodíaco, knot knowing that Hamburgers in Paradise is just around the corner just before… Wait for IT!, wait… SEMINARY SCHOOL au Molineaux. Now unless you are aware of where all of the Saint Sulpice minor league training camp Padres come fromyou’ll miss out on the Mystery of Willie Geist being a big “Big” fan of Los Molineros de Issy, which are the Satélite equivalent of VERO BEACH for the San Diego PADRES in the Catholic Church.
Ladies in Gemini… the presidential medal of freedom*
When Jimmy Buffet met Ziggy they had “HAMBURGERS in Paradise.” IN•Deed, Rachel Maddow, indeed .:. 6E2CEF48-02CB-4367-8F74-D9F46EB433A5 .:. Big Fernand was hiring at the time and, this is IMPORTANT for the JACK DORSEY crowd, Jacques Higelin (a French singer) was being asked by a Seine Siren if Öüï was an outlaw?Higelin’s answer was of course, “J’espère”, or Something like, does the Sun sets on a Hypercube à La Défense?
Oh, hey Hallie Jackson! i didn’t realize that you support your local Latin X community… well, nobody’s perfect. Survey here says Öüï still dig your waves.
* football… Anyhow, congratulations to Alabama, you guys are the Champions, (in the TROU sense of what Freddy Mercury meant to imply with that song when Queen rocked you) but before Trump gets to his border waltz rendez-vous, do take a closer look at those WaterBurger Eyes:
Lomo de búfalo bufado… Öüï didn’t kill the cow… pero “tanto peca él (o LA) que mata la vaca, como aquéllos/ellas que le agarraron la pata”.
Bullit¹ Proofing a story for Zita Arrocha at the Cotton Hall on The UTEP Campus, right there at the Sam Donaldson underground bunker. Pura Vida, profe, ¡pura Vida!
1. Steve McQueening an independent story that began to unravel at The Sun Bowl. Now, if you are wondering what The Loué 24-Hour Le Mans pilot is doing here, know that if The El Paso Times would have covered Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua in 2005, when the “shit hit the fan” then doña Kate would have learnt from QUINTANA-Woodstock that Next To where FRANK Sinatra got his “quicky divorce” (just across the Santa FE Bridge) casi esquina con la Calle Stanton y Laboratorios Camacho, en El Paso, Steve McQueen smoked his last FAROS in a clinic that is no longer D.A.R.E. in Ciudad Juarez.
This has BEAN: gerundiando la noticia, con Steve McQueen.
Veinte para las once de la mañana .:. 1822A77C-60D4-48AF-9E5A-B2B58FA93F1A 🎠 Hello, Sir, please don’t look at Mí like that, it is knotting personal, the comparative análisis in the form of a dissected hypercube it is nothing more than support material for the short-lived (twice in a decade) AÑO DE MÉXICO EN FRANCIA (MMXI)… Yeah, Buddy!
_yada, follows, but FO’ist! Abstract Capitalism on Morning Joe. In•deed, and oh-but-¥es, it’s a “They That Will Leave in Infamy” and to celebrate, Col. Kurtz is going to slaughter a WaWa buffalo with a wooden shaft using Old Glory as flight… if you know your 🎯.
Deer, Nicole… if you got a job after 43, i am sure that McEnany will be a firebrand somewhere in the Call-sign soup 🐃 34ACCBBC-8048-4C8D-BBBD-D3D2541E2C2D 🇺🇸 So please, if HIStory of the u.s. has thought us ANY FUCKING thing Michael Beschloss, is that The U.S. even hired nazis in the name of advantage. ➿ I mean, let’s knot go too far from the Eye of The Needle and look at the big elephant in the Bush patriarchs who got away with supporting HENRY fucking Mustang®️ quest to install Hitler on I.C.E., eh… know what i mean, Brian Williams? And please, DO–dah_DO-dah do say hello to The Buzzfeed Ben man on The New York Times who wouldn’t you know it, brings me back to that day at the Unesco and the Mexican Mission at Air France, eh!!!
I don’t want to be the one stepping on the dog’s tail, but… at 23h in EST, a self-proclaimed weekend weirdo known to shove dead hookers into his Mercedes trunk is framed right next to A.B. Stoddard, and oh DEER goD!!! An ugly Mexican is on the opposite track.
For those not tuning in, the weekend weirdo is Republican party operative Rick Wilson. Mr. Wilson came clean one morning on a popular morning show about his weekend outings to Las Vegas. The man is so difficult to look at, that the sumbitch makes a pimple on the scrotum look like a flower on a Donnie Deutsch Italian suit.
Anyhow, Mme. Hidalgo, i noticed that you’ve just sent your first (by my count) presidential exploratory dart; and WITT that in mind i most certainly hope que en su arsenal también se dote de buen humor.
🗣 ZILENSIO 🐃 🎥
Producciones “A qué le tiras” y Dardos cruzados…
En colaboración con “el sonido confiscado” del mexicano en el instituto; o algo así… [A]mi no me consta.
Ya Encontraron al hijo perdido de don Lupón
A casual stroll on the Right Bank of the Bouquinists-es-es de París (casi esquina con el Pont Neuf) turns into an ‘ah, shit’ moment for a guy who rather look the other way, but he better knot.
Goooooooood MOWrning BALARD! Tune in/to BFM TV Marseille to see the match between Les Expatriés y los immigrants. For one, Les rosbifs y los americanos de Boston y Canada son « expats », expat. Kind of has a knight sound to it; as in: give this expat a horse, he’s got good credit. Whereas, the immigrant, well… tune in to BFM’er TV after a word from our sponsors.
¡Aguas! Or as some might say East of the Thessaloniki: It’s the Sunday after Epiphany, and today is the end of Christmas and the celebration of the WAWA for Chuy’s baptism… Eye knows, because Eye is the WaWa Carrier.
SeLeiZo facíl, lo cierto es de que el intermedio musical de BFM TV en la web de seguro le pondría la piel de gallina a Wagner y su Vuelo de los ValKyRies, as in:
yo ValE que Rio
tú ValE que Ries
El/Ella/Ustedes/Aquellos—los otros y ellos por si sobrara menos, o faltara más, ¡háganle!…
We are coming live from the Citroën Park casi esquina con Javel, o como dicen en BFM TV el Parque del Cärrito panadero allí chocando con Cloralex en Francés—ese.
BUT FO’ist!!! i am going to throw a double-play for France Info 105.5 FM (just as an exercise before Spring Training)… and Cousin Joe, go home you sonovabitch, what are you doing? Let Honcho Steele do his thing, and Claire McCaskill, wait for it, wait… you are going to like the way You look. Witt that in mind, Ali Vittali, i told you that it was going to be a Sunny Afternoon, eh!
1st Base: January 1st, 20h… Erasmus and Brexit
“That’s Mí in the [upper Left corner] and on the other side is none other than the one with the Jade Skirt, Chalchiuhtlicue, o como dice Tlaloc: goddess of running WAWA.
7th inning stretch: January 7th, 20h.. Are you fucking blind? Or do you just like to navel-gaze into your belly-button and read the fabric-bunnies that cluster there. Long-drive to Shortstop, a panel from an assortment of newspaper-persons* debated what lessons if any did the storming of Capitol Hill revealed to the French. The question that caught my deaf eyes was about populism, they pondered if populism had reached France like it has across the pond?the answer of course, “does the Pope piss in Rome, and does a Bear pray in the woods?”
So… Brigitte is running a pizza shop, eh? The reasoning (to them is obvious) i shit-you-not, she’s a teacher and she dated her students. I hope, Michael Steele at msnbc, that you don’t reverse-tape my fingerprints on that bat-shit crazy accusation, i just relay the news of (check it out Cousin Joe) The They… get it? It’s what they said; i just relay… you sonovabitch.
*newspaper-men, really, but this is a SalvoShot to the LatinX Crowd to drive a point.
Mientras tanto enCEMEXLAND:
I am happy to relay a La Raza del Horizonte allí mero en la Silla de La Sultana, that through extensive Di-En-Ey güasa, that 𓂀 (se pronuncia en Inglés con el sonido estéreo de AY) figured out who that guy… that Jerry Lewis for the French on Motorcycle is, and ladies in Gemini, that tall handsome fellow cannot be Cantinflas, ni tampoco Germán Genaro Cipriano Gómez Valdés.
Ecce homo, diría Pilates, “has nice glutes” to dance El Taconazo, y por eso Perrine, you Jean Genie you, Coluche es pariente de El Piporro… tu paisana (la perrina de Lille, Florence Cassez) can may probably could perhaps quizás peut-être , explain to your non–viewing audience why.
However, Lenchita is busy preparing una Charreada para la Premier Vecindad et les fils del Vº Patio en Technicolor… off-course.
Gad #Em it, Stefan!!! I am trying to relay to the Latin X cluster that it is ridiculous to accommodate the filles into the sentence when the Rulhes permit. C'mon, Frenchy! Ketch-up! Tsing-gao*!!!
Good morning, it’s just after midnight in Hora Central de La Otan, and if you know what that means in UTC then you understand ZULU Time.
Welcome! To another edition of: 82000B1E-CB7D-46C8-A60F-7BF7F50900B3 ➿ Where Were You when it all went down? I will tell you where I was… and the most informed cop on France could match the freq’s, on account that he has access to the police scanner at the Underground… ISSY, Lieutenant, you may keep the needle nose pliers this time, and thank you for not tasing me, but EYE sure as fuck is curious why you stopped your “tactical” search once you reached my location, I am just glad that “chance”, as luck would have IT!, pulled me out of the capsule/shelter. Anyhow, once your squad debriefs you, Sir… anyhow, do tell that sexy cop at the bottom of the stairs that it would not work out, she seems nice and I saw the look in her eyes, but it wouldn’t work out; what with my lifestyle and her modus operandi, but the capsule/shelter is still available for the time being—But not for a long-term compromise. Do-drop-in… or Knot, the offer stands the choice is yours.
Previously on, “At Least Dorsey has a fip (dot) fr tattoo on his beautiful skin”… here’s part two:
Fuck You Donald Trump, and your Cocaine Addicted son Don, aussi… not that there is anything WRONG WITH THE COCA LEAF, it’s consumers like your son and the BANKS (HSBC, et. al.) who made of that energy supplement the evil currency to fund American WARS.
BUT FO’ist, Monsieur, Macron… watch this space ⤵️
ISSY, “las pencas nuevas que al maguey le brotan, vienen marcadas”, anyone?, anyone?, Malcolm? Anyone?
Breaking the new news… You are welcome Stephanie Rulhe, but please don’t blame Hallie Jackson for moving in on your territory, it was not her decision to make. WITT that in mind and on the SAME CONSULTING TRACK check this out:
Señor, Macron, Presidente de la República Francesa
The French Mistake .:. With all due respect i don’t select the news, i just shuffle’em, and Sir, perhaps you’ve heard of Eddie Gloude Jr.? I ask the question to the most-informed cop in La France on account that your statement directed to your friends and allies in the United States of America (punto y coma) in particular that there section or paragraph of your prepared speech where you claim that what happened at Capitol Hill on January the 6th of 2021 was not a representation of what America is. I have News for you Sir, it is. That is the representation of America. The one that has dominated the land for most of it’s 244 red hot minutes on the pages of History… yeah, Buddy!
With the above ⤴️ in mind it does not please me to quote Steely Dan to your Executive Ass, but “only a fool would say that”, and if you ever heard of a Banana Republic called “Parador” then you’ll KNOW that them racist-white supremacists-Holocaust denying–RED—BLOODED americans are in fact, as Professor Eddie Gloude Junior, states, “they are our uncles, our fathers, our friends,” and yes, MARIANNE, “our children and our brothers”, because That Is What the Story of Them United States of America has been, a story of racist snowflakes who still have a lot of influence with the strong-side of the law.
So, Monsieur le Président de La République Française (así con mayusculas) 🎶🗣 Don’t–don’t–don’t don’t Believe “The Pledge of allegiance—in God We Trust” hype, because as el monoaureo will show you on another entry, when tyranny and fascism arrives it arrives wrapped in a flag and quoting “la biblia”.
Furthermore, Mr. Macron, only in America, the saying goes: is where Hitler’s youth would be welcomed with (relatively) open arms to STORME (no pun intended Filomena) the halls where THE LAW is Made.
Anyhow, having stated that, think about that MARIANNE, the next time you invite another despot like Donald John Trump to your 14 July Celebration like your predecessor did with a Enrique Peña Nieto, who may or may not be a racist, but he sure is surrounded by classists motherfuckers, which is just a notch to the side of racism.
In BFM’er Update news:
Not only did they correct for the opening ads upon u.s. KNOCKING on their virtual doors, but AUSSIE, check this out:
With All Due Respect .:. 7AC7AF71-7CEC-451D-90F7-FAFC3D07DF40 🌍 Your producers need to get new b-roll from your “children” abroad, repeating last week’s images from “the backyard” is like phoning it in. In oder other words, reporting on The Situation as if youse were Throwing Your Hands Up in The Air, And Swinging these like you just don’t care.
Not to be outdone by France Info 105.5 FM, BFM TV starts simultaneous transmission of it’s WEEKEND content [🎶Oh, oh oh—oh oh, On The Radio]… go ahead, i dare you, “say anything”.
— Anything? Asked la yegua blanca de Napoleón, named “Storme”.
— In•Deed, güerita, you can say anything you want, responds “Siete Leguas”.
« CURTIS DID NOTHING WRONG!!! »
La güerita goes on to say 🗣
… [A]nd someone please give that poor weather man in MADRID a beanie cap… YeeZu.s. Christ, Monsieur EtcheBerry!!! You fuckers at RTL* are mean! Mean Eye tell you. In Context, please refer to the treatment that the reporter on “Thank You for Smoking” got after the STORME passed, or rather, when IT!, arrived.
* Mr. EtcheBerry, please be advised that some of the Radio Stations nomenclatures have been Scrambled to protect the Freq's on La Seine. STOP WINEing.
Anyhow Mr. Forrestiere, as Eye was breaking IT!, down for Joy Anne Reed, mare named after the legendary journalist WHO rode with along the the Eastern skirts of La Sierra Madre Occidental with EL GENERAL ARROYO under the callsign “OldGringo» during the Mexican Revolution… yeah, Buddy, it’s TROU!
It would be the “type” of credentials that would allow a President Marine Le Pen the opportunity to award Elaine Chao the highest accessory on the French Touch arsenal.
Rocket man was a fag… sincerely Starman; and fuck you too, Tommy ⚡️rod… pronounced Thomas Alva “white” Lightning Rod motherfucking Edison, according to Sacramento Bee: the one and only, TESLA.
Salvation for dummies
En contexto, Neil Katyal, earlier in the programming BFM TV casually informed their morning show viewers about the Trump administration’s ministers abandoning their LEGACY (or quitting) one paycheck before Trump presses the Nuke Button.
I note this, Rachel Maddow, on account of giving Jack Dorsey a pat in on the back, an atta’Boy for the soul because that Sonovabitch finally decided to shut Trump’s account, would be like praising the “We Only Did as We Were Told” crowdfor denouncing their messiah or chosen one two weeks before Russia (USSR) put an end to the Great Big (knot the longest) War before Vietnam. Now, to be fair, the almighty Dollar is not a Godwin reference to Hitler, but then the CULT of Dorsey is money-money-money.
But hey, at least Dorsey has a fip . fr tattoo inked on his beautiful skin. Eye only have a letter arriving from RENNES… fuck it, it’s Weekend Edition, i’ll open the envelope on Monday on account that just like nobody Walks in El Ey, Evrybody gets off on the Weekend… but speaking of Canadians, Joy Anne Reid:
“Nothing is off the table” on The Rachel Maddow Show .:. F77D8225-7B13-4EDC-A03A-3DA136FFF522 .:. Happening right now, on the SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, BFM’er TV plays Ketch-up with TRMS sewage news and how the WASTE WAWA Güeys are excellent fortune tellers for the COVID–fighters.
has anybody noticed if the Mexican President ever got to condemn the assault on The Hill, like his partner-in-Trade and Workforce Conditions, Justin Trudeau has?
Is Mr. López gloating like Comrade Putin is doing in Turkey right now, via Zoom®️.
DEAR, A.B. Stoddard, i’m Chevy Chase and i love you!!!
Eye would ask you to marry Mí, but Eye is not into stealing from Peter to borrow from Paul.
And, Willie Geist… [D]o you know who else made a lot of money on the back of humanity, —yeah, Buddy, —Sam Stein’s wife (at Facebook)… [B]ut that’s fine and peachy as long as Sam Stein discloses the real bread winner while at the Coffee Bar.
REGULATE Sam Stein’s Wife (job), and the Silicone (industry) too, Aussie!
After the 14 hundred re-hash hour, Shannon Pettypiece hypnotizes Rep. Elissa Slottkin (D-WI) and the former combat helicopter pilot regresses to the pre-9/11 era to reveal that she is the long lost illegitimate daughter of super San Antonio (TX) son, Gibby Haynes.
… It’s just a SPUR on the loins,
a SPUR on the loins,
a SPUR on the loins.
Meanwhile in France… at the 21 hundred hour, BFMer TV is reviewing the DONALD JOHN TRUMP directed siege on The Hill, AUSSI —_\•¡•/_— The Top Lawman on the rolodex at The Élysée is caught between a claim and WAIT for IT!, NEIL Katyal*, a motherfucking ConFlicT of Interest which up to today’s DATE (at France Info 105.5 FM) was unheard of at La Sorbonne and the French Halls of Power.
And The Cover Girls go:
TIMMY!!! — C40B22CF-9075-46BF-AF68-51AD2D79C744 — Dialing for blowjobs. Only on Deadline.
Well Slap some lipstick on Mí and call IT!!!, a Son of a Bitch, Eva Longoria!!! Aussie, you may go ahead and excuse yourself while Eye Kiss(es) The SKY.
* Georgetown law professor and a better-than-average IQ contributor on the Purple Pundit Show, not to mention a Nostradamus aficionado on The Beat.
So, this guy… The Jerry Lewis on a motorcycle, for the French, i am not sure (yet) if this fellow is a Cantinflas or a Tin Tan. Now Mr. George Will, fuck you and keep the letter “ese”, out of the condemned alphabet soup of WASPian justice.
Let’s Play Hardball, there’s an opening for Capitol Police “top cop”… Goooooooo, Chris Matthews!
Now, Mr. Will, please be advised that right now i am writing you this in Hilo, Hawaii, time where it’s Oh-five 33′ in the early evening, you know Mr. Will, as those dangOn peacocks say in New York/New Jersey: on the Other Side of the CLOCK.
NOTE TO BFM’er TV and Radio 105.5 FM France Info:
My deer, motherfuckers… about that U.S. Transportation Secretary that you non-conspicuously mentioned on your conspicuos stationary news tickers of your FO’ist Edition.
_—\•!•/—_ Cher Antoine Forrestiere, regardez vato, je dois retourner sur el terreno de Technicolor®️, donc please refer aux épisodes d’Elaine Benes [/] Ashley Chevalier of just a few days ago. En d’autres termes, M. Forrestiere, ne le prenez pas personnellement, ne pensez pas que ce cri vous concerne. Ashley l’a cru pendant une brève minute et où se trouve Ashley maintenant, M. Forresteire ? Probablement au Kansas, mais c’est besides de The Yellow Brick Road et d’autres assorted chatos.
So, yeah, Mr. Forrestiere, when your news compilers get on the Donald Trump “gravy train” by reporting on the last of the Mo’hick-annes (pronounced Mo•He•Cannes) departing like RATS on a sinking ship and your producers fail the mention the pedigree of said rats, you cheat the French people of vital information that correlates the causation that sunk the afore-alluded imaginary OVAL vessel.
Now i am not placing the MANUFACTURE of CONSENT for the wife of the former Leader of The Senate, Moscow Mitch McConnell on you Mr. Forrestiere, —knot at all— i blame the REPTILIAN nature of FOX News en Française, after all, you Sir; or rather Bonhomme, were engaged during The Way Too Early hour at The Old Fucker’s Oak Lodge Bar and Grill and you sir may or may not have been aware of Manu Chao’s aunt.
Now about those freq’s on the 105.5 wave on La Seine, please give me Three Steps and Eye knows, that there’s [but] One Way Out, and this is LAST WEEK TODAY.
Over at the Bri-Why stream, Jimmy CarVile just ran over Pepe LePew… preliminary reports suggests that CarVile, who rose to fame plotting pranks with Socks the Cat against the Valiant, Loyal and humblE “Buddy”, the chocolate Labrador at the 42nd edition of The White House, was caught listening to a little figurine with wings whispering orders into his left ear canal.
Say anything, Peter; but FO’ist!!! Gabriel is going to meet your sexy eyes, Ms. Pettypiece, at the Gates of?
Oh, hey Hallie Jackson, say hello to The Pundita, and nevermind the “Say Anything” reference, but Eye thinks that Shannon wants Mí to introduce her to Ashley Chevalier; since she seems to be in on the Joke… but that would only lead u.s. (all) to “High Fidelity”, « Grosse Pointe Blank », and off-course, “Must Love doGs», eh. ANY HOW Phil Griffin* 👯♀️ —_•!•_— 👭 You know better than to fit two Muses on the Same FRAME, mAnnnn! What are you trying to do, break the screen!!! That would be like putting Shannon’s piece right in front of my Eyes, mis Ojos!!! ¡Ay mis Ojos!!!
* Our apologies to Phil Griffin, Öüï skipped a track and did not program into the mix that Mr. Griffin is no longer conducting the opéretta at the msnbeepeacocks, but now that Eye sees triple punditry with Chuck in the middle, there seems to be more than meets the Fed Wife. Oh hey, Katy Kur, long time no see, nice coat! BUT i DON’T LIKE IT, not your coat Ms. Tur—i don’t like relevos australianos. And don’t get me started on tag-teams. I don’t have the Will to unscramble the crosstalk. One SuperStar at a Time, and more COWBELL!!! WHO’s running this Lucha Libre show, Whoopi Goldberg and the View?
– Denis [ ✔️]
— of Bill & Melinda*
And at PARIS 6eme, the Saint Sulpice Bells are Tolling (12 noon) like they haven’t tolled in a long long— long Time… Must be the POLES who just finished their Mass… it’s Trou!!!
Tell Mí, Miss Pettypiece, does Mika (Brzezinski) know that it is Christmas Day (East of Danzig) and at Orthodox shrines. Jah, man!
And, Willie Geist, please relay to Cousin Joe and that dumb Sumbitch “Heilemann” that the Abyss is shallow, and Mika… tell your man that it is: NEWS OF THE WORLD, not “news of the they”, and then you wonder why Katty Kay won’t respond; The Queen would shoot her!!!
… [A]nd still to come, Willie Geist, it’s EL OCHO (defunct U.S. Observance) and you better Knot forget to tell The Rachel Maddow Crew that MAÑANA is “show your work day”.
* They just don’t send’em (a los mecenas) like they used to, Catherine de Medici, said some freak called Nostradamus at the Gate of Louvre (Paris CENTRE), i’m Sí Rius and Eddie Gloude Jr., is not.
So, there’s this guy, or rather there was this Guy who for the French this guy was like Jerry Lewis, on a motorcycle. Literally.
El Error de Descartes:
What is now described as a “Dark and humiliating day” in Washington follows… as experienced from the underbelly of the McDo and the cross-section of Metro Line 4 entre Les Halles and Châtelet.
Happening now, Donald John Trump just had his Malcolm X, hospital moment. 👉🏻 The question is, will his followers go home? And if they don’t go home, will Savannah Guthrie reveal if she had time to put on a pair of pants, or if she reported on today’s events wearing her jammies and sporting a nice Men’s Warehouse jacket… you’re gonna like the way you look.
Note to editors, please be advised that just as i was getting my orange crush on (following a masturbation session with the Swiss… it’s for prostate wellness, you¹ pervs!!!) after concluding our REM tangent (The Georgia Election Coverage) which may or may have not gotten the attention of a certain Hilo resident, i stepped out of the control module/siesta shack combo only to run into my friends, the real cops stationed at the Les Halles polivalente (whatever that means) center. It was one of the most cinematic cum-shots that i have ever had the pleasure of etching into onto my memory bank.
Well, you’ve Heared about White Lightining… it’s not one of those, this one runs on ethanol, producto de maZorcas.
As the night develops, i will break the scene down for no particular person to read, but right now is time to shift location/shelter and move to our next plot/coordinate on the plan/map.
I don’t even know where to begin, today’s post was supposed to be about what the French call “white charcol” but instead, two weeks before the so-called “United” States of America is supposed to go back to normal (whatever that is) is the breach of The Hill and 58 bottles of White empty Bottles of Dixie lighting on Brian Williams 11th Hour, and if I tell you that today at high-noon the French sounded the old wailing sounds of the AIR-Raids Sirens on the 5th Arrondissement for the first time since 2015 would just add salad on an already surreal lunch platter, but there is a White cornless Cob at a very Dark White house right now as I type and his name is Donald John Trump… [T]he Humanity.
Truly a “Rockridge” moment on the grounds of the most patrolled sector in the “Wide World of Sports”. So let’s head over to Hilo, Hawaii, where the 18 hundred hour is getting ready to certify the New President of The U.S. of A. INDIANA is doing the honors, at Midnight in New Youk, New York.
And in WaWa Land it is now The Midnight Hour.
“Time is a Flat Circle” in Washington as Pennsylvania and of course, MISSOURI, who just objected to Joseph R. Biden’s next four years of a Public Housing lease at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue… the irony of time, timing and lettering is uncanny. Any how, Monsieur, Le Prefect de La Police à Paris… nevermind the Raconteurs at fip . fap they just turned 50 and Carolina had to follow Yesterday’s BFM TV call to action nearThe White House.
The ceremony poetically concluded with our trademark “2-minute delay” between 44′ in EST and 46′ in Central Nato times .:. 5B5CAB76-07B3-4EA0-A7B3-44AB7CDD34F5 .:. Trump agrees to an orderly transission on 20-01-21, period!
For the record, Senator Claire McCaskill, please relay to our esteemed Republican Honcho at the Lincoln Projects (in New Jersey) Richard Steele, that:
White Charcol = a Cob of corn without the grain, so don’t go mixing your veggies with one of these 🍆, eh!
Aussi, don’t you go painting the mazorca, color Prieto, because that would be the equivalent of “black-facing” a diamond and WE already have ONYX (a hexagonal mineral) to cut with.
But of course, any resemblance to The Sheriff is in Prison* is on account that Eye see Very Black; “It’s Trou!!!”
Dearly beloved, the Reverend Chaplin of the United States Senate: Barry C. BLACK… call me a liar, i dare you, Reverend Al…