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No Controles Mis Vestidos — FLANS vía Nacho’s armario.

 

This is a song about your fucking rags

Meanwhile in the District of Columbia, “We The People” of the United States of 🌎 América must be getting dafter and dafter by the DAY ; currently at nº 71 (at the Straight of Hormuz) and counting, on account that our president, a compulsive lying-cheating-fraudster with close ties to what is now referred to as « the Epstein Class » wants to divert all reflectors from a recently release suicide note, penned by his rape-wingman Jeffrey ‘fucking’ Epstein with the tale of great extraterrestrials. A distraction really, but let’s see what Jackie Alemany is going to wear to-they on her little “She in?” show.

The Day The Fascists Lost. Donald Trump is the new Reich.

 

Victory in Europe Day…

Don’t look here 🛸 or Kash Patel will abduct you.

Issy-Japan-Rags followed Behind The Sun.

After Midnight with Julieta Venegas on the road to Escondido vía Madrid

Pobre De Ti³

This Is A Song About Your Fuckin’ Mother

Put the flowers on your boss’ “construction tab”.

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París… y dile a todos los que quieran que, “aún hay más”… Ici C’est Châtelet, not la rue Des Cascades en el XXémé.

En eventos locales, in Central Europe Time, according to the little escuincle de la SEP* on the screen grab below, Eric Clapton parted ways in Spain with Cocaine, but not before saying, “screw you gilipollas, I’m going home.”

El Norte de Nortec manifesta.

Photojournalists need not apply*

Los hijos de Sánchez, y de Fco. Franco también

Austin Calling

The State with the MOST negative social impacts.

Phony Lyle Lovett,
has moved to Tennessee …
I lived by the river !!!

Spanish Bombs (1979)

Still to come :

El regreso de las camisas feas, las norteñas de San Diego y, por supuesto : THE CLASH

 

… still in/on the radar Gina Hinojosa, la del otro bordo ; por laredo en Tampico.

Issy-Chavelita-Ayuso… “Guatemuz” se fue a “Montezuma” con el viento a tu favor

La Niña:

El Tesoro de la Sierra Morena—Cielito Lindo… los pavoreales.

 

La Pinta:

La Pinta de Hal… not at UTEP, not at EPCC ; heck VERONICA ESCOBAR, not at the “El Paso Times” building! Issy-Shakespear-on-The-Rocks, little ol’ Eye told Évry one at the old “El Conquistador” now under a different banner : El Chuco es puro CORAZÓN, but most motherfuckers have no backbone. I hate to type this again Dr. Carr (EPCC) and Zita Arrocha (UTEP)… Viva El Paso.

 

https ://eu. elpasotimes .com /story /life /arts /2026/04/12 /el-paso–artist–hal–marcus–has–died ⭐

La Santa María:

⛴️

https ://lucesdelsiglo .com/2026/05/06 /revela-embarazo-la-gobernadora-interina-de-sinaloa-nacional/

Bad news for the interim governor from Badiraguato, Sinaloa, who was planning on the delivery at the now defunct Santa Maria Clinic en la prolongada de los ingleses.

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francebleu /l-info-d-ici-ici-azur /la-clinique-santa-maria-situee-au-sein-de-l-hopital-lenval-a-nice-va-fermer-ses-portes

 

Issy-aquí-Aussi, [h]Ay uso³ justo de todos los reinos

Hoy por ser cinco de mayo, chingue usted a todas sus madres, y la de Cortés, —también.

“Reach for it, mister”…

 

“Cut his legs!”

Sam Wood
Director, “Kings Row” 1942,
Starring Ronald Reagan as “the” crippled gay guy.

Oh Deer, Timmy Barnicle is really gonna hear it tonight, go easy on Timmy, Mike.

I swear, Susana Poveda, i was in the middle of Death Valley on my way to Cucamonga when all of a sudden… the Madrid Community Mayor was warning Filipinos⁸ that she might just march her Paso Doble to Manila where Pablo Torre was spotted clipping a translucent guayabera shaped like a pea for that body of his.

Willie Dix-on baby, Dix-it wit an eX Bay Bee, because if your sexy-bust says it with a JOTA it turns into mustard, como Dij-on.

⁸~. “Phillyconíferos,” that’s what Ayuso calls the Tagalog-speaking fellows framed in a pea body.

Never mind your legs, Ronnie, where did your mind go?

🎩

Where is My Mind?

Peep’ol who know, know that Alzheimer caught you when yo’ racist-ass was making an illegal turn in Iran via Nicaragua! Heck nigga’ some even wonder if your 1987 Amnesty Program would have been a thing if nobody had noticed your Illegal war in the late 70’s, leave it to a Sacramento Bee from Corona, of all places, “to ruin your Black Tie Affair” 🤠.

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Jazz Artificial

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /alex-deuthil-eats-the-host-and-then-he-went-skateboarding

Your War is Illegal – mister President, —period!

 

All right Évrybody be cool this is a Time Machine.

Better than the real Michelin™️

 

… Deer, Donnie Deutsch, you know the drill, assume the position and never mind the brand because Cholula es Puebla and that’s our next stop.

…

4. The use of “North American” as a synonym for “American” is widespread and acceptable, since, although the term “North American ” could strictly be used to refer to the inhabitants of any of the countries of North America (→ North America ), it is commonly applied to the inhabitants of the United States. However, the use of “American” to refer exclusively to the inhabitants of the United States should be avoided, an abusive usage explained by the fact that Americans often use the abbreviated name “America” ​​(in English, without the accent mark) to refer to their country. It should not be forgotten that America is the name of the entire continent, and all who inhabit it are Americans.

Source : https ://www .rae .es /dpd /Estados Unidos

Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

🎉 Celebrating Asparagus on the aspersions

Yeah 👍🏼 … Jackie Alemany is having Holder for brunch, it’s 2026 and with the entire Homeland Security apparatus (FBI, ATF, CIA, and the Texas Rangers) meddling with “Buchonlandia” vía Rancho Terrazas³ (State of Chihuahua) nobody, and i (Armando Segovia) can relay that nobody cares about all of the Fast and Furious saga, —nobody.

And when i awoke… Gerogina Moreno was still in charge of morena–francia ; la afamada y cándida⁸ Asociación Gilberto Bosques de París, —invita : nepotismo actualizado.

³~. Cuauhtémoc, Municipio de Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua—MX.

⁸~. “cándida” only from the lips outwards, because on the inside esa ‘afamada’ asociación está más NEGRA que el fundillo del diablo and under the table, pues es un es•ca•par•a•te (storefront) for “Andy”,  the son of Ándres Manuel López Obrador.

Los Voladores de Papantla follows

 

… pass the biscuits, hold the Louisiana Sauce de Tabasco.

Realismo México, now with Tabasco sauce from Louisiana.

…

Los Invasores de Nuevo León Celebran A Los Cuates de Sinaloa en París, Francia

¡morena-francia y Georgina Moreno invitan!

Tailor-fitted Fuero for THE FRACKINGLY INSANE in fRANCE.

🚂… Ja, ja-ay
¡Y échele, mis Rieleros!
¡Qué bárbaros!
Pos, ¿qué no?
¡Claro que sí!,

Raphaël Morán alterna con “LOS TERRIBLES del FRACKING”.

… mention the name VILMA FUENTES de La Jornada y reciban una Buchanan’s Buchona de Nicolas.

6 FACTS ABOUT BUCHANAN’S THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW

 

1. En Europa no hay buchonas… Buchanan’s brand is not sold at “corner stores” East of The Atlantic.

Puro Corazón 🤠

 

2. Contrary to what “los amigos de Jorge Harmodio en la –ñ–”, or même the “chicanos de Évry en Paris-Saclay” might spew out from the hollow “buches” of the French coq that they-so-love to choke on… the slang terminology “buchon/buchona” is not related to the clothes and accessories that los “Chalinillos³” de David Guetta wear when they are striking poses and drinking Buchanan’s for the sake of France.

 

3. “Y como el viejo decía : si los Brandys se hicieran fácilmente, cualquiera…” se mofaría de Steinbeck’s “Grapes of Wrath” and the PHYLLOXERA PLAGUE, which like ANTHRAX, obliterated Louis Pasteur at Howard Johnson’s Ice Cream Parlor in Rockridge.

 

4.

The Right Answer.

 

5. Yada

… Single Malt, porfis.

 

6. Yada 🥃

1 de mayo 1886 —

I’ll have what Hughie Campbell’s mom is having.

It’s morning in Chicago

Nancy Reagan in Seattle. A rom-com from the producers of “Trickle-down Orgasm”.

 

La Corrida

 

Aguas!

Chicago, IL._ To celebrate May Day, Ali Vitali went fishing, and she doesn’t even have a pole 🎣, Jacqueline Alemany on the other set, is playing pool with sharks, and she doesn’t even own a cue.

Let Mí guess, an 8-day extension?

 

8-hr work day, c’mon Joe Scarborough (you son of a bitch!) pick it up, a 4-hr show is for “communists”. I bet that your golden parachute includes a “Pint A Day”.

Mark my words, Joey, one day the Voting Rights Act of 1964 will be as irrelevant as International Workers Day in L.A..