Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

Deer, Ed Luce🥄 fuck Ben “buzz feed” Smith

🥄~. And for the record Sterling spoon, SPINAL TAP was parody for their (Spinal Tap) times, Donald John Trump is a TRAGEDY for our E.R.A., period!

Say cheese!!!

DULCE María de RBD don’t approve but if SheInBaum says that Manuel Velasco is hip to be square ⬜ then by all MEANS, “televisa presenta”…

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Say CHIS.

Say CHIS… Front Chis* need not apply.

*~. Frontera de Chihuahua vehicular 9license plate, not to be confused with just yer’ average CHIS, which stands for the WHITEST STATE in the Mexican Federation, —Chiapas

“Loki is the god of Brats ».

Across the Atlantic, it’s 1968 and Elon Musk has control of the Apollo missions at NASA, one morning in November, Elon Musk decides to leave Kevin Bacon and some guy named Tom, stuck on the Dark Side of The Moon. Meanwhile in Paris, it’s official, Eye is a work of motherfucking art. After the break Öüï explains to doña Salma why.

I used to love her (feminismo silencioso, by Muller de López) but Eye had to KILL HER. — Told Ewe all that Santa Ana was no “pata de perro”, just another CHICHARRÓN de PUERCO y PUERCA.

Cardboard mona lisa follows

The Village and The River … deer, Nate Silver, you sound just like 2016 at the UNESCO with the Buzz Feed i.p. as the Morning Joe narc.

Any Squawk, Eye ho’id that Andrew Ross Sorkin is good at Fencing, —Boy! Have Öüï has a major racket for Ewe’all, meet me at Wall Street and then Ewe can all fleece América, not just the United States in 🌎.