Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

“It’s not the Far-West… » and that’s not hot sauce

Sponsored by Live- Nation and home-made sriRACHIDA sauce 🫙

[This is a cutline:

En Todas Partes Hay Niños… across the Border, in Ohio, the self-proclaimed beacon of democracy and freedom, called “America”, is fast becoming a CLUSTER of states with very bad faith and intolerance galore.

Deer, American University in Paris Class of 2024… 👨🏼‍🎓 As possibly the first Made-in-France refugee 🙊, I can assure y’all that if Scottie Scheffler was a nigger (in the Eyes of Kentucky’s finest 👮🏼‍♂️, anyhow) that nº 1 Golf champion would be a beaten up nigger, or just plain ASS°ASS°IN•A•TED by the Commonwealth of Kentucky police, and the officers involved would have been awarded the Yosemite Sam’s award for bravery 🎖️, period.

].

Not to waste an advertorial over the air BFM’ER TV profited from the State monopoly over the webs with a SPECTACLES bit over KANAKY.

This is a Silent PRotest, please READ aloud.

🕶️

and still to come, it’s Moon Over My Hammies and will you marry Mí after you spread the pâte, Eye promise We a Quicky divorce.

👓

You may do the Boogie Woggie but you must remain SILENT in Resilience.