Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

Russia is now a Fast & Furious partner

Breaking news, El Pais breaks with the French mold and calls Mexicans, “norteamericanos”.

There goes the backyard

There goes the backyard .:. 5DFAB68B-1630-4786-85CC-9F31E03A429D ✈️

Reached for comment a beginning French part-time instructor insists that for mandatory French language courses for immigrants, the curriculum will continue to center Mexico in South America, adding, “the Spaniards don’t know what they are talking about, they act as if they discovered el mole poblano”.

Meanwhile, the minister of foreign affairs for the Russian Federation, Sergey Lavrov, focuses instead on the FACT that next to BRAZIL, “México Lindo y Querido” is the 2nd most important and largest partner of Latin American countries, and he reflected on the FACT that Russian tourism in Mexico is up, but, AS CHRIS MATTHEWS SAID BEFORE THE NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE, “what follows after the but in any conversation in Washington is the most important part”, and that parenthetical but followed by a comma, reads as follows:

Aspersions on Sen. Willie Gohmer

Aspersions on Cyrillicasparagus” .:. 0B8C229F-04CE-4AA8-979C-320B447A7D56 🚂🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇳🇷🇺 —_•!•_— « De vuelta a los asuntos mexicanos, Lavrov ha mencionado las “buenas perspectivas energéticas” y la colaboración en “la construcción, barcos, farmacia, ferrocarriles, agricultura” y avances en el terrenotécnico militar”. Para sellar todas estas buenas perspectivas, los rusos mandarán una buena representación de su país al festival cervantino de Guanajuato que se celebrará en OCTUBRE*. Y Marcelo Ebrard también ha sido invitado a visitar Rusia. »

* Deer Kate McKinnon; Columbus day of your Freshman Year in College, SIMON said, Simón, mamacita. (Reference: the fuckable dad sketch on last week’s SNL Season 45, Episode 11.

Arbitrary Date

Arbitrary conquest .:. 14613884-9FF1-418D-B018-229FD94306C5 🃏 Dear, Lorde Lorne, did your script monkees  came come up with that shoutout to 2015/16 or are you just happy to not read this most non–consequential blog. 🗯 This message is sponsored by Vania®️ —_•!•_— In context, for those not versed in the Trilateral Commission against this most non–consequential blog, Columbus Day celebration marks an important date in the developing of this WordPress®️ blog; Buzzfeed, Morning Joe, and Lorne Michaels are the “rudos” in this Lucha Libre match that began at the Unesco Headquarters in Paris, France on a cold MEXICAN CONSTITUTION Day morning in 2016.

https ://youtu .be/ tzQLYKSVwRI arbitrary conquest

+++++++

You would be forgiven if, in 2016, you would raise an eyebrow on “some guy” claiming that as an independent journalist, he was BLACKLISTED in the very city where Christiane Amanpour put the spotlight on “security issues” for journalists; key word D.A.R.E. : security blacklist.