Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

🎶 Válgame, Santo Niñito, ya’Garrarón a José³

Érase que se era…

³~. Previously on “Guanacevi, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas”… The Ukraine girls were having non of it, just as the morena-hawaii delegation were enjoying their pineapple 🍍 margaritas, Omar Harfouch spilled the beans on Fatima’s aunt, the former President of the Mexican Senate, Mónica Fernández Balboa (Tabasco-morena party) and her daddy, Bernardo Bosch Hernández, a high-ranking petro-chemical engineer on the PEMEX payroll, currently advising the General Director of PEMEX Exploration abd Production.

Hot Chili Peppers in a blistering Thai Soup-REM, while listening to John Coltrane at Lumière.

It turns out that even at the highest levels, beauty pageants are run under “El Concurso de Belleza : La Reina de Bermejillo City²” rules, which happens to be sketchy at best. You can take my word for it, Eye dated at least three of them beauty queens back when Fenster The Copy Editor was chopping his teeth in Buffalo Ranch, Chihuahua.

²~. Formerly, Bermejillo Ranch.

Meanwhile, back at La Fiscalía General de la República (FGR) , Omar Harfuch (sin o) anticipaba ya desde las 9 de la mañanera de Claudia, un discurso para suavizar a los chayotes de Munoz.

Across The Atlantic…

It’s Odd House Washington-NOW :

It looks like teens kissing and one of Em# got fingerbanged.

The Jihadist and the Nazi