So… they tell Mí, that you know how to use an Abacus in the Missionary Position, eh?

La Tangente Perfecta

La moral es un árbol… en toda dictadura para que esa sea perfecta, o sea la dictadura no la pinche moral.

 

… told you fuckers that I Could See for Miles 📐🎺🫴

Any 🦉 hoot, where to begin, where to begin to break the ice? Where?

Biarritz on I.C.E., there’s a “tariff” for that 🎬 cut.

 

Ewe Rope Theys… in Rhodesia*

Of course, when TAURUS 🐂 does it

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but let a black BO’id even take a peek,
a peek, Eye tells EWE!

Edgar Alien Dante was, off-course, a fag.

“Pleased to meat 🐑”
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*~.According to the 0h Eight Hundred Ours SIRENE in Finland’s time… fin by the way, is the end of the land.

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Gidd’Thee App, motherfuckers

https ://www .rae .es /noticia /conozca-la-definicion-de-investidura

Over at la Torre de Santiago de Compostela una Maja de la Quinta Circonscription levanta, en REEL TIME no-less, una «querella » que da lugar al conflicto conocido como las “investiduras »…

And, you señora (Yousra) have the best pernos de Nelson on that there rail overpass. Why just look at that Fleur as support, Eye swears on la rue de La Solidarité à Croix de Cheveux that Öüï has seen her face before, and if you are in on the Joke, like say Freddy Cats just across la rue Carnot, then EWE Knows that Mí knows how to operate the Cycles on that Spin.

{and} Ten Ille, you are not fooling anyone with that Kerschovian pose youse STRIKIN’ there. Tell you what—Güera, let Mí [ese hijo de La Chingada] introduce “Little SHAO³” to a Taxi Driver from Guatemala:

LA Cosa Notre, Dame…
{and} Melle. Pitch, if Mr. Vincennes is going to send his ‘cat fish’ to “rattle” the Poles, please be advised that Öüï knows that latin FRENCH sycophants are on the prowl and that they enforce the MONOPOLY of pow[d]er at The Préfecture de Police… Fuck YOU, anyway.

Monsieur de Poquelin is a fag

Fernando Delgadillo and Silvio Rodríguez walk into a Cantina à GARIBALDI, casi altura con LA Mairie du XXéme… Jimbo is moonlightin’ as a bus boy from the RATP and some Polish SonoVabitch is running the numbers at the poker table.

Hilarity ensues, when…
it turns out that Jesús (that motherfucker) es pro Sustantivo y nada de Verbo… as hollow as Serge Gainsbourg con mayo y dos con Sal.

But seriously folks! TRY the Macedonian salad, the peas are to die for.

Must show Work…

VE–Day — Le Soul de Papy Jazz

Good morning, today is

TUESDAY, May 8th 1945 and in Central Europe Time, it’s 10 hundred hours, Right Now.

Today, the Nazi regime lost [Papy’s] War… sixteen years later, however, during a Tuesday night Television broadcast, the 34th President of the United States of America would send a chilling warning to the “greatest generation” regarding an ELITE GROUP OF Chicken Hawks, which “Ike” identified as the INDUSTRIAL MILITARY COMPLEX. }-—-~~~\*> …all dates are courtesy of Time and Date punto com, eh!

El martes…

ni te cases—ni te Embarques.

Sadly, Madison Avenue would convince those subliminally tasked with replenishing America’s classrooms with the most wasted generation, —the baby boomers— that science, of all thingswas developing a better tomato… of course, Van Hagar said it best: Right Now, your government is doing things that Ewe think ONLY OTHER GOVERNMENTS (banana republic’s) DO, eh.

Bottom of the third… Draft Dodgers 6 — California Angles 1… Meachum is at the plate, he’s ready to swing with runners in Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan, The Korean Peninsula, The Mexican Border, PERSIA, Turkey, and of course, Jerusalem. … yheeez whiz, Bill, i wonder what the farewell address of this PUTUS PORTRAIT… of this POTUS, not putus portrait is going to look like, perhaps a bit like the porrtrait of Dorian Gray—but in REVERSE, because i will bet Donnie Deutsch’s soul that Donald is going to make his ugly-ass face look like a Military Dandy inside of the golden frame.

TimeStamp: Quince para las Once… CET

The formula: Addictive TV… It’s Pure Genius! It’s better than a Circus. Think about it, Cousin Joe, “Ewe’s a lawyer”, right? It’ll be like the jewish production of Hitler on Ice… eventually we’ll bring in Giuliani to mimic the loud-mouth part of Mussolini. Call Mel Brooks, we [the staff] think that we got all the billing elements of Reality Show… over Broadway.

TimeStamp: Bei Mir Bist du Schon in the voice of Nina Hagen at Siren Central, at Rockefeller Center it’s the 08 hundred hours re-hash 1/2 hour with guess who?