Lástima Margarit… lastima como “López por pillo” : ACTION !

Be lucky Happy, FIFA just approved FOOTGOLF as the new “halftime show” at the next World Cup, the US Ambassador to France (son, knot Jared) has been tapped to run that grift.

“El orgullo de mi nepotismo” and other zingers from the president who wanted to be king—and Know, Katty Kay, no!… in this editon of Thyme Delayed History : hold on ‘cus i’m Cumin ! And know, Katty Kay, no! Eye is not referring to the current president of them United States, know!!! Öüï’s talking about the contemporary of Mika’s dad boss (try saying that three times and then add Ana-ana-bo-ba-na for 🍌 size) José López Portillo, who of course thought that he could be king on account of a survey that told him that Mexicolandia had more oil than IRAN and Saudi Arabia combined… and then the Evil Persians humilliated Mika’s dad and his boss and López Portillo was left crying to the beat of The Crocodile Dance and defending 🛢 COATZACOALCOS 🏦 like that cute little German Shepard at Mika’s driveway.

Albóndiga de porcelana y las tangas de Sasha.

 

People with Money, Power and of course Politics know that Mika’s driveway makes El PARTENON in Acapulco look like the entrance to a Tiki Bar in Tijuana, but we are not going to talk about Lo Negro del Negro Durazo here, darker things are happening with the police force who is currently enriching the investors in DILLEY, Texas, instead Öüï is going to take a look at TOÑA MACHETES and, Margarita López Portillo, not to be confused with PEDRO NAVAJA’s widow, but the, Margarita López-Portillo, the cunt that the greatest cunt of EM# all in Mexicolandia once called, and Eye quotes : la albóndiga de porcelana.

At the time or so, the instagram-story goes, the greatest cunt of EM# all, María Félix, was in Paris, France (knot TEXAS, Katty Kay) probably sipping mimosas with la otra “doña” (Vilma Fuentes) near the sacrosanct College de France.

Margarita y El Incendio

Look, up in the sky! Its BMX’er guy!!!

Los más arreglados del cabús de Chloé en Nice

There is a difference between “wrestling” and 《 wrasslin 》así como también existe otro tono entre aquellos que andan bien ‘pachecos’ (o aquellas sirenas 🧜‍♀️) que andan bien arregladas.

Mon gaule, ta Gaule !!! Let’s go Dutch on lunch.

 

As the good people of Ithaca know, “wrestling” is a martial art, a combat sport, entertainment for the masses when promoters bring in the elements inside of the ropes of ‘el pancracio’ ; “wrasslin” on the other ‘cuadrilatero’ is a form of LUCHA LIBRE developed by promoters for the working VOLK in the Southern comfort 🥃 regions of them United States in América.

NOW Catch this:

Deer, Chloé, Eye sees your Steam roller and Öüï raise Ewe the little engine that could.

ALL ABOARD ! The A RER

Estimado, JOAQUÍN CASTRO, we the people of Them United States in América demand to know who are those investors who are commidifying 2 month-olds at a trailer-park prison in TEXAS. You give us their yacht insignia and registration and Eye will sink’Em down to a Dutch Dam where their heads turn into golf balls in Alsace, France…

When Austin rhymes with Auschwitz… stay tuned for context.

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The Final Solution$, and other assorted essays

Of yardbirds, park people and, after all is said and done, “we’ll bury ’em in the mix³”.

I don't know why, cain't git' enough of your congas baby.

… and other assorted Nazis : I don’t know why girl—Eye don’t know Y, i cain’t git’ enough of your congas baby.

 

Eye can’t get enough of your love.

Any 🦉 hoot someone at fip anda o, ‘bien pacheco’ o, bien anastasiado! Truth be told, Eye does not select the catalogue of events but Öüí can certainly get bien arreglados with Chalino Sánchez en el ⛴ batobus ; and reina 🧜‍♀️, if Ewe knows who Cornelio is, then you know Puteaux.

Take my sushi, please!

 

Leave it to the evil conglomerate at La Maison de La Radio (al cuadrado) to try to erase FICTION by changing the name of the disk jocks at fip from the historically accurate “siren” to the conveniently appropriate “fippette”, well, in honor of the trilateral commission, the CFR, and off~course the BOHEMIAN 🦉 GROOVE golf ⛳ course in Monte Rio, California, here it is : Today Is Your Birthday and as a gift the Very French got you something straight out of Dodgeball and BASEketball called “footgolf”… Eye swears that Öüï is knot, is KNOT making MAINE up.

It’s a Dutch import from the nether-regions of the dam.

“Ne me quitte pas” meets 《 Ya no mames plus 》

27 de junio… vivos los que se los llevaron, o como dicen “los amigos de Pablo Gleason” : Ayotzinapa para franchutes, now with more horses in Évry myth.

Ayotzinapa para espontáneos — Act III

 

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Nevermind the price of butter in France (Öüï Jammin’) “Let them eat Cake 》🎆

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McDreamy for President in Maine… where Republicans are going through a nightmare, not the ICE victims.

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🎻Car horns and rumba music — Happy Birthday Revolution

100 cuchilladas por instagram y la yegua Siete Leguas :
🎶 Oye tú, Francisco Villa
Qué dice tu corazón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que atacaste a Paredón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que tomaste a Torreón…

Joaquín Murrieta is gonna tell you no lie, Robin Hood, just ask Zorro, that Spick owes Mí five pesetas, but just in case you go and fall like Hugh Jackman did from that ol’Bridge, JOAQUÍN MURRIETA was neither a ‘Californio’, chileno, nor benevolent with the good people of Locksley, that tale is only a populists myth… pero sí, “en su sarape cosida”, Murrieta traía su fe de bautismo.

I’m telling you… next thing you know ‘they’, are going to say that Joaquín was some stranger from the other Santiago (🇨🇱 La Moneda), not La Moncada (🇨🇺 Happy Birthday Revolution).

… attention shoppers, this year’s mushroom harvest will arrive with a crispy texture and an ashy (pronounced like ‘a she’) aftertaste.

PASTIS Reposado… cosecha brûlée 2026.

 

To conmemorate “la chamuscada” en Burdeos, the intrepid Doña Poni will be dropping some shrooms before heading over to the opera and trip on María Sabina, and maybe, just maybe if she remembers what Cubans are going through on to-theys efemérides [she] will torch Cuauhtémoc’s patas como si fuesen las de Judas.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/07/26 /cultura /maría-sabina-opera-de-marcela-rodríguez 

If demos don’t win the house, the election was rigged.

 

“María Sabina was angry because her life story was exposed, and she didn’t want it to be: ‘If the world finds out about my ‘holy children,’ they won’t answer to me anymore.’

https ://www .justice .gov /pr /fallbrook-man-admits-dosing-his-children-hallucinogenic-mushrooms

Hippies and other young strangers started arriving to take them [shrooms], but without respect, and she didn’t like that.”

In local news, Mexicans in Paris sporting thier Issac Del Toro replica jersey have been making thier way towards the center of the cycling world at Champs Elysées to get a glimpse of the ensenadense’s arrival to today’s final stage of the Tour de France.

If you have ever… felt like a plastic bag, Ewe might be a redneck.

 

Across The Atlantic in Santiago de Cuba… en Santiago de Cuba the Twilight Zone is on a marathon loop… and Jacqueline Alemany couldn’t care less.

Hasta siempre, habanera… aquí se queda “la clara”.

Raw doggin’ viejas locas sin Money, Power, Politics and, —Anesthesia³

³~. … and off-course, la Mona Lisa.

Tortas Hawaiianas Feas y semitas también.

 

BREAKING IN PARIS : Susana, Stéphanie, and Bibring andan de “congés” doing the Conga,  deputies should be on the lookout for VIEJAS locas followed by FEAS who may or may not be under the influence of Anesthesia (that crazy bitch).

Viejas Hawaiianas Feas 🍹

 

Anesthesia, for the ‘un-initiated’, is the alias of Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenback, and that is all that Eye is going to say.

 

… if Ewe knows the lyrics, now here comes oblivion.

GOOOOOOOOOD Morniiiiiiiing, North Bergen!

I’ve been hanging out here for eleven long years like a church mouse wondering where the cat has gone
And looking at you now is driving me to distraction… Anesthasia Ruhles.

Please be advised that in Lutece the time is now, 11 am and in Hilo, Hawaii, Wednesday still remains ; in Texas, USA, Davy Crockett can lick my (dead) pineapples ⚰ (said one dead 🇺🇲 soldier).

No Knew War Powers and No Raw Doggin’ Anastasia… Ewe fóKin Bolshevik ; that´s $800 U.S. per dose, nigga… 1,2,3,4,5,6-7

Dying for Eric Trump’s family’s welfare, one gringo at-a-Time 🍍

 

In local news :

God bless Israel in the Wild Frontier of Palestine, Shalom bitches—Shalom. Any 🦉 hoot, from the producers of VIEJAS FEAS : yo no soy anti semita, it’s true that Eye is an anti-Christ but that is only on account that Jesús owes Mí, Cinco lucas en M.N.³, but Öüï actually love semitas, especially with atole in the winter time, what Armando Segovia is, is 100% against the State of Israel.

³~. Bullets, is what the Very French refer to as the “moolah” of and what the Cubans in Veracruz (México) call “moneda 🪙 nacional”.

https ://www .revistafundamentos com .mx/ cubans-storm-the-veracruz-congress

El Ruedo

 

Now, what’Eva—Ewe dew, don’t get me started with the VIEJAS 🧜‍♀️  LOCAS de fip-à-vacances.

AMLO: el amigo del narco in The Big Apple

Previously on, “Georgina Moreno es historiadora” by Raphaël Moran vía rfi*, with musical g’Est : The Prodigy

GALVANIZE

Entre trastes 🍽 it was the very AMLO (ya Presizo³) who made it a priority to go to Badiraguato, Sinaloa, to get ‘el chapo’s’ blessing before he took down them Mormons in Sonora. So please, hold your criticisms ’till the end of this voyage 🧜‍♀️, please.

Eye tells Ewe WATT mister Nolan, John Leguizamo could portray that pig tender, Ulises most loyal slave and, motherfucker, and, – un sirenito called ‘Hermafrodito’ ; Leguizamo has the credentials, just ask Swayze and that nigger trans, Willie Mays Hayes ⚾️.

https ://www theguardian .com /film /2026/jul/22 /elon-musk-grok-imagine-historically-accurate-ai-homers-odyssey-christopher-nolan

*~. RADIO FRANCE INTERNATIONAL

Up next, it’s GOOOOOOOOOD Morniiiiiiiing, North Bergen!

Dear World, we the people of Them United States in América have a disabled president

… and Cousin Joe, in the spirit of filipino pullitzers ball-busting, or vice-versa, Öüï’s talking about FReedom, nigga! Never mind Fontella Bass baby,  because Eye gots the sources.

… any 🦉 hoot Rev. Al, let Mí hovel the Kay with a diplomatic strike, but who are we kidding there are more pressing issues to follow such as the Cracker Barrel “never ending copy/pasta” at Geno’s Bar & Grill next to Meloni’s secret garden where the American Ambassador is driving the Venetian crazy with his bottomless rolls.

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Le méga-yacht de l’ambassadeur américain en Italie amarré dans le centre de Venise, les habitants manifestent… that’s Italian for watcha’ gonna dew about it?

Broke-ass warmonger and a Big Beautiful Bill

https ://edition .cnn .com /2026/07/18 /europe /protests-venice-italy-us-envoy-yacht-intl