Previously on “i can’t believe that these motherfuckers” with Jackie Alemany and the sparring dough bottom boys

Today’s Pentecost Sunday short-story is about the time that Jesus’ supernatural father, or Joseph’s sancho (The Holy Spirt) called the gang to play, it was Memorial They…


And I ran, I ran so far away : Adios!

_and The Cult of Trump via the Legislative BRANCH gave a back-handed bitch slap to each and every one of the service members who lost thier lives in one of the many wars of White Anglo-Saxon men in them United States in América, by way of closing shop without voting for a yes or no vote, on the “sand 🏌️ trap” of Iran.

 

Comics unleashed in a little box – Cc Rider

Rider

This Cantón Was Cancelled : Éric de Mann 🇬🇧 U… deer “French Banksy”, Éric Cantona called, Mr. Cantona wants his dark sunglasses 🕶️ back.

.    noun

1. a person who is riding or who can ride a motorcycle, por ejemplo :
“See see rider” is a movie about mules transporting marihuana inside of their iron horses (each).

Nothing to see here, —you see?

2. a condition or capricho added to something already agreed upon, like this little perla that reached Donald Trump’s bathroom in Mar-a-Lago in January of 2021 :
“one rider to the the Jeffrey Epstein deal—if Jeffrey goes down, Évry last one of you motherfuckers goes down, mister president.”

To all who’ve felt the news like Colbert and Mí

Comics unleashed in a little box…

It Won’t Be Long for your Rubber Soul to lose its grip on late night tv… thank God for porn.

 

Irregardless of whether you (as a hypothetical follower of late-night tv) enjoy syndicated superheros shows or, simple porn… one thing is for sure, Jacqueline Alemany, Byron Allen (the new Buzzfeed and the old Late Show’s time slot media mogul owner) is not at fault for reaping the friuts of CAPITALISM from the final piece on the MONOPOLY® board game, —The White House.

Living on a prayer 🙏🏽and behaving like a virgin on fip CULTES on Soundgarden’s FELL ON BLACK DAYS with mister BLANCHE and White in D.C..

Note to editors : to celebrate the ARRIVAL of the ANTI LATE-NIGHT SHOW CLASS, Öüï is pulling up The ANGELUS at 17h59 in CET right before the very first note of Jazz is dropped at NOON in Hawaiian Standard Time with a NEW YORK TRUMP state of mind.

And on the Third Day… God created LAND and immediately after Planet Earth began to develop ACNE, which Amos (the messenger) described as mountains 🛘 in some book about myths and fables that functions in the same fashion as instant noodles for the soul.

Remember what Louis Pasteur and others like Burt Reynolds (Boogie Nights) or Al Pacino (The Devil’s Advocate) said :

CHANCE FAVORS THE WEALTHY CLASS, regardless if they are qualified or not ; and no counselor, THE EPSTEIN CLASS do not have to attend thier terrible  offsprings weddings and such.

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

Issy-Eye-seen that movie too, mister president

Hello Goodbye : don’t come around here no more ; now that’s just Petty.

⚙️ ONLY ⚙️ FANS ⚙️
… from The Cavern to the Ed Sullivan SHOW to year 33 on The Tonight Show ; ISSY-it’s-SABOTAGE.

From the producers of “Cerditos en El Espacio” and « Pigs at Bay », comes the lost story of Louis Pasteur at Howard Johnson’s 33-flavors and then some ice cream parlor at/in Rockridge U.S.A. :

🥙 Pigs at the beach and kebabs in space 🚀

 

But first! Öüï Ketch-es-up with Semolina Pilchard who is riding a bicycle next to the ASSOMPTION DAY sinister at ZARA’s location on Rivoli and the Compostela outlook next to Châtelet ; elemental penguins relay that JR’s “alegory” is missing a lower capital L en ese plato, but then again little ol’ i told Ewe so.

It’s beginning to look like an Allegorical Front, you better believe, IT!, Ewe bet.

 

Jump to page Tú on Carte Blanche… but you better not cross Pont Neuf.

… and Reverend Al, “they created a wasteland and called it peace³”.

³~. … and Tacitus, “Black Betty” won’t let Mí lie, irregardless of the irrigation needs en La Comarca³, so don’t go mixing your AGRO•pecuarios with their AGRI•colas, and nevermind the aqueducts because here comes Calgacus with a big ol’Dam!

Memorial They Weak-end

Memorial They Weak-end follows, right now it’s Tacitus : quoting the enemy of Rome… doña Poni–Amor who is having the time of her life on that strange cavern-shaped “jumping ballon”, unbeknownst to doña Poniatowska, JR’s installation was moonlighting as a time warp portal and very quickly Princess Hélène realized that she was no longer in Cuernavaca and that the state of the 🇺🇲 Empire 🇮🇱 … was not conducive to living in accordance with traditional Roman virtues (Tac. Ag. 1)… vía wikipedia and Terry Jones (in Britannia) of course.

These 🇺🇲 plunderers of the world, after exhausting the land by their devastations, are rifling the ocean: stimulated by avarice, if their enemy be rich; by ambition, if poor; unsatiated by the East and by the West : the only people who behold wealth and indigence with equal avidity. To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.

The U.S. flag (by the way) has more lines than what Trump is giving on his stupid Moe-Vile cell phone.

…

🇮🇱 Shalom grooms War

 

Ahora cuéntame una de vampiros en Broadway, why the Fuck knot!

…il est cinq heures, Paris se gonfle

En Chihuahua, México, son las 23h45… and the gobernadora there is feeling in a New York state-of-mind ; but that is only because Maru is a real life MAGA–seig–heil enthusiast.

… and Just so you know, if Chihuahua is named after a dog… or vice-versa, then it should be no suprise to learn that the place in Illinois where Ronald Reagan was born is a place of/for dogs, nada que ver con Perros 🐶 Bravos, Nuevo Lyon, or ; WHY WILLIE GEIST on MSNOW is not highlighting the Israelites Torture Armada.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/may/20 /israeli-security-minister-itamar-ben-gvir-stirs-diplomatic-outrage-with-flotilla-activist-abuse-video

Of réciprocité and cabagges… on To They’s Menu : CABEZA de VACA y jaibas de Tampico, Tamaulipas, con Ketch-up de mayo.

Oh, Maru ! Il a fallu la police de New York et la CIA pour qu’elle obtienne le deuxième plus grand nombre de villes violentes du pays…

Rayuela para espontáneos
en La Jornada

il est cinq heures, Paris se gonfle, mientras tanto en Chihuahua, México, la intervención de la CIA/ATF/Texas Rangers/FBI, are blocking jumping houses for the “sureños”, the joke is on the governess of that big Mexican State, because as JR found out a few years ago, Évry geographical point below TJ, Xicali and off-course TECATE is The South ; or, as the good people of La Sorbonne call that god-forsaken place, —Central América.

…

Well it’s about fucking time… the princess is waiting

Enter text knot tango...

Enter text knot tango… ISSY-JR-EYE can see for Miles in kilometers in Évry Milanés that the siren play.

 

Las Obras y El Arte

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-conte-sud-americain-de-paolo-fresu-david-linx-et-gustavo-beytelmann–

Blow-up Ballroom.

 

And the sign in Chihuahua, México reads, according to Prof. Víctor Quintana Silveyra, “Be A Patriot, Kill A Sureño…” o algo así por el estilo de « haz patria mata a un chilango de Torreón o Durango. »

This bridge has not been blown yet.

 

Enter the Bullseye 🎯 Blower on a Jumping Ballon Cavern at Pont Neuf :

Unbeknownst to JR, ZARA sent in the municipal goons “to see” about a permit to set up ⛺ camp at Clochard Central de la Place Christo & Jeanne-Claude.

Tiene usted permiso para esas Tecates, señor?

 

ZARA was seriamente encabronada from last week’s collapse of her catwalks on her scaffoldings.  ZARA blames Prada and ZARA believes that she has the receipts to put the blame on Prada.

Sources close to Saint-Jacques looking slightly towards the northwest of Rivoli and beyond Puteaux and Saint-Denis relay that on the night that the scaffolding at ZARA came down…

Previously on “Don’t Let Mí Down”

_(on Assomption of all days) a suspicious silhouette wearing a light blue safety vest negligently bundled heavy construction waste sacks on the top planks of the fallen structure.

Eye tell Ewe’s all—It’s SABOTAGE

¡Tecate invita!

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