Mad corners and Florida, Florida, Ponce de León spots Florida

Se los dije³

Beef, it’s whats for lunch…

Thank you, Bibi… may I have a falafel now?

Meanwhile in “the promise land”, the official MSNBC chef just got hit by the Scarborough Armament Complex to Zionist Jews.

Across the Atlantic, it’s the tale of “consenting infantes” and the mourning parents who miss them.

Anyhow, The Only bosses that can call 🤙 you in the middle of the night is are the Japanese on “The Man in The High Castle” (2015). And Stephanie Ruhle, stop hating on California, you sound like a loyal subject from the German side of New Jersey from the Mad Men at Madison Avenue.

El dije de la Ruhle:

https ://dle .rae .es /dije³

C’mon —you are in it to shake your tail off.

When business is love, it’s just your boss giving your siblings or loved ones a “boss with privileges“ call. Obey. And, Stephanie Ruhle, it is not appropriate to use the second letter in the alphabet to write the name “Velasco”… what are you, Portuguese?

Willie Geist most certainly approves it not, it is Knot appropriate, ask The Man in the rue Cascades, he’ll tell you, it’s Velasco on Sunday, y los domingos también, “Belasco” Is just not appropriate.

Well, Eye neva’nigga!

And, Reverend Al… what if the “states” part of “united” was dropped from the Pledge of Allegiance? Think about it Rev., no longer would Alabama be the first in the alphabetical order of priorities. Either güey, if Trump wins, or challenges Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker) if he loses the election then the State of the union is going to be reframed.

… and Texas, fuck you and your loner star too.

Happy April’s FullsThey. In Paris, France, Catholic churches around Châtelet ignored the “shut your fucking bell law” and the cloches 🔔 are being tolled every 15 minutes around the clock.

Lorem Ipsum… what she said, in Colorado.

 

1 de abril — Sprechen Sie Yesca?

And, Donnie Deutsch… wait one minute GO!

Magnum photos me pela los tallos.

for the record Donnie Deutsch, fuck you.

Leave the fish take the LEAF🚶‍♂️… Houston, we are going to need a new 🌿 Emoji for the next update.

And Öüï begins in South America, where as previously stated to Lola Álvarez Bravo at la Maison de l’Amérique latine (217 SGdP), son SOMBRAS nada mas, —ombres, pues. 

Bleach de Javel

Sounds like a joke…

 

but it is knot. Ask David Ignatius, Zelenskyy is the new PANCHO VILLA fighting for Madero, and the U.S… well the U.S. continue to pull a HENRY LANE WILSON on Eisenstein

La Vulgarisation de la ciencia francesa con NOFX

Sprechen sie Deutsch, Bay°Bee?

In any case, Charlotte… phuck Miles and never mind Hendrix, niggers didn’t matter anyhow on the policy wall.

For Miles it was just a way out of Alabama, and for Hendrix nothing more than a way out of The post-Kennedy Camelot tale… which is why CLAPTON had that nigger killed before the Haze went away. Trou 🕳️ story.

I’m telling you.

Holy Saturday’s, Velsho!

You are going to need 4th dimension equations to solve this Tri-dimensional riddle…

Baby what we had was just Green Corn.

Of course, you have to be French to collaborate.

Sources close to Roxy Music relay that Fat Mike moonlighted as ol’ Dippermouth Satchmo in Essen, and unbeknownst to them Krouts that Beaner is a pretty good metal player, Aussi.

So, civil War, eh? After the break, it’s Alicia as Ewe has never seen her before.

Any hoot, “Little Ramona” has Gone Country, BR5-49 and The Hillbilly Nuts report that Roselyne DuBois went all Calamity Jane on the set.

King is Jew ewe is Christ — and, Charlotte Beeºbring

º~. Thank god is Friday… but if Fat Mike is not on fip tonight, Club Jazz à fip ain’t shit at Champs Élysées, period!

It was supposed to be the best of times living la vie en rose, and enjoying April in Paris, but not for Fat Mike, because Fat Mike hangs around with a Two Heebs, White Trash and off-Course, Fat Mike is a Beaner.

The reason, la sacrosanta lengua francesa is not ready for La Vulgarisation de Son Accents.

🎶 Got Something Sticking in My Eyes 🎧

Over at BFMTV, Perrine Storme got replaced by some agneau importé de ne importe quoi blonde from Outer Space.

 

“Psst, wake up…”, this is an intermission

Hey now, hey now (The Mission Room) dream another dream, this dream is over.

Don’t dream it’s over. Simple Minds on Marjolena’s cascos 🎧 know better than to go around the Amazonia selling submarines that the Aussies wouldn’t even touch, sources close to Lula relay that Bolsonaro wanted to know, “where all the Cougars at?”.

Over at Camden Yards in Maryland it’s the first game of the rest of the 2024 MLB season between the Ángeles Exterminadores from Anaheim versus The Baltimore Blackbirds.

🎶 Duerme, duerme negrito…

Wait… scratch that it’s Julie Delpy. The birth of ‘Sista during a Siesta.

https ://www .cnn .com /2024/03/28 /sport/mlb-opening-day-2024-preview-ohtani-spt-intl

Sources close to the Washington senators alerted the Pledge of Allegiance to take the mound, as the official national anthem is wrapped with something in the waters.

 

Bald Power — Discriminación capilar

And, Adrianne Elrod³, the following must be read in an African American voice, from La France in Sundance.

“That is not a fish, April, that’s the 🇸🇦 Crown Clown in charge of Women at the U.N. moonlighting as a predatory anemone.”,,,,

Hélène Frade on France24, moonlighting as Brancusi’s muse at Le Beaubourg in the role of… wait for it:

  “La Princesse XXL”

Je voudrais être noir… and John Fogerty, never mind that Centerfield, boy… Eye can play Shortstop, and I am blacker than Ironman.

For the record, Joe Scarborough will not bring up Julian Assange (on Morning Mika’s show) because the former congressperson would never (dare) risk raise raising his bosses eyebrow. That motherfucker will, however, remind his partners at NBC that Donald Trump, as the Republican nominee for the 2024 general election that he is, will start receiving the same type of information that for which Julian Assange is treated like a Palestinian in the Times of Israel in Rafah for.

³~. Ewe sexy frackamuffin… any hoot, Adrianne, is it just  Mí, or did Claire McCaskill re-appropriated the rail guards for her dinning room stairs from the last Chiefs parade? Öüï is no expert but…maybe this is not the time to talk about gun control.

After the break, the good people at The Guardian interview the one-and-only, “El Gallito inglés”, it’s not French así que juega con él.

Note to editors:

Armando Serrano~Prieto is 13 years old and this is funny to Mí.

 

Moving on, Jesus healed the cripples¹ and goD³ kicked Einstein in the balls

³~. But that is only because that doG is a sax 🎷 player and does not like violins 🎻 on a Three body system… and if Ewe buys that Eye have a bridge to sell y’all.

¹~. Anyhow, Rachel Maddow, what’s good for F.D.R. on Metro Line 1 is good for Greg Abbott in Paris, Texas… “Jesus healed the cripples” and if your producers at peacock central have a problem with that they can take it to Cardinal Glickk or Field Marshall Carlin.

In local news, following the news about the rearrangement to The Star Spangled Banner, Mexican president Andrés Manuel López de la Oh, summoned Jaime Nuno to the mound and commissioned him to re-adapt la historia de los heroicos niños héroes.

Murió por la patria, el retocador de « vaches »… the uncowed sessions.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2024/mar/27 /baltimore-bridge-workers-names

But FO’ist, this is Wrapped Around Your Cargo. The new single from the Police/Men at Work tribute mashup band.