Hoy por ser cinco de mayo, chingue usted a todas sus madres, y la de Cortés, —también.

“Reach for it, mister”…

 

“Cut his legs!”

Sam Wood
Director, “Kings Row” 1942,
Starring Ronald Reagan as “the” crippled gay guy.

Oh Deer, Timmy Barnicle is really gonna hear it tonight, go easy on Timmy, Mike.

I swear, Susana Poveda, i was in the middle of Death Valley on my way to Cucamonga when all of a sudden… the Madrid Community Mayor was warning Filipinos⁸ that she might just march her Paso Doble to Manila where Pablo Torre was spotted clipping a translucent guayabera shaped like a pea for that body of his.

Willie Dix-on baby, Dix-it wit an eX Bay Bee, because if your sexy-bust says it with a JOTA it turns into mustard, como Dij-on.

⁸~. “Phillyconíferos,” that’s what Ayuso calls the Tagalog-speaking fellows framed in a pea body.

Never mind your legs, Ronnie, where did your mind go?

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Where is My Mind?

Peep’ol who know, know that Alzheimer caught you when yo’ racist-ass was making an illegal turn in Iran via Nicaragua! Heck nigga’ some even wonder if your 1987 Amnesty Program would have been a thing if nobody had noticed your Illegal war in the late 70’s, leave it to a Sacramento Bee from Corona, of all places, “to ruin your Black Tie Affair” 🤠.