Category Archives: PSA’s

En primer lugar, like it or not: We Are All Global Citizens.

Un PSA [por sus siglas en Inglés] es un Anuncio de Interés al Público. This segment [pues] is a collection of suggestions that are meant to remind the reader that without a fully functional Globe there is no México, ni tampoco un Matamoros… o un Marruecos for that matter —mucho menos— una Martinca; o mismo, una municipalidad registrada en la Sierra de Sevilla con el nombre de Marinaleda.

In this context a PSA, es pues, something that affects us all. Entonces, in a comprehensive world —as a whole— there is no room for a United States of America, “first.”

We are all Global Citizens —like it or not.

… the more you knew*

Let’s Do It! — Just phone it in

Chi-qui-ti-ta… doc’D.A.T. Channel 4, 11 O’Clock newsman a week’s pay for dropping the “ti” on Cher.

Page 2, with Joshua Johnson .::. 20D54A13-77EC-4921-839F-40DFF3B50486 🎼 W[H]oooooO, Baby, BABY — some fun tonight. 🦠🗺 INDEED, Alicia Menendez, in•deed, La Hache es muda; yes Ma’am. Now, Chuck might have been the big shiny Automobile there, and just for – continuity’s + sake, let’s assume that Richard was the Alternator that charged the Battery, so, youse Right, Ms. Menendez, Little Richard was not the spark that made the belt go’round and round on that there Big Pink Cadillac D.A.T. öüï call Rock and Roll… although, as Evry body knows, it was The French who went ahead and invented Rock and Roll.

So, Mr. Lorne … it’s all re-runs from here on, on —eh! Well, Eye just has one request to make and Eye hopes that it is not to much from Mí to ask… say, do you think that The Producers can find it in their kind heart to let u.s. have that belt which Michael Che failed to properly wrap around his neck? We promise to keep the untimely choker a secret and say that it was a swarm of W.A.S.P.–es–es on horseback that did him, and not the Suicide Blond that got’em… and oh–by–the–güey: “The Way Things Are Going,” when D.A.T D.A.R.E Wigg wakes up in September, the country will be ripe to have the Thanksgiving and Christmas Special phoned -in from Pete Davidsons basement… again, Debbie Downer, said so.

For the record:

The American Graffiti (1973) SOUND WAVES COME FROM MEXICO… just like the NOURISHMENT that the braceros and chicanos that put food on america’s tables during world war two, and most recently, during the wet-bat pandemic… bola de putos!

AND IN WUHAN… (the originator not the inventor 😚 of a more unfortunate VIRUS) COVID–19 is: BACK!!!

prologue:

Indeed… go to sleep, mr. Lorne… .::. 57D532E5-8F02-4237-884C-16ECAAF229F2 🧜🏻‍♀️ Go to sleep you little baby
(Go to sleep you little baby)
Go to sleep you little baby
(Go to sleep you little baby)
You’re mama’s gone away and you’re daddy’s gonna stay
Didn’t leave nobody but the baby
Go to sleep you little baby 🎶🎶🎶

deer, sarah kendzior, please give my regards to seth meyers and, relay to mr. Rather to not shoot the messenger (punto y coma) in the mean time, that’s a hell of a bookshelf that you’re flashing, it goes reel well with the magazine rack to the viewers right and your left from that webcam. Check it out, youse gonna get uninvited from the cocktail parties in mitch mcconnell’s rallies in D.A.T D.a.R.E. big heartland WHERE THE CALL SIGNAL SHIFTS from La “doble u” a la “Ka”.

Any how, Alicia Menendez, we [the staff] are about to take a nap (punto y coma) öüï should be back at, IT! Before that “last week tonight” feller tells you in Hangul: it’s not over until it’s over:

ADVIERTE-COREA-DEL-SUR-SEGUNDA-OLA-DE-CONTAGIOS-DE-COVID-19

« Peut-être n’est qu’un simple hasard… » — We now return to Las Pelotas de Goldoni

ÖÜÏ INTERRUPT our “normal” synchronicity programming to bring you an update on the Trafficking of Commando 450 Showerheads… We [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] have it on good Authority to relay to y’all, that Lady Gaga is the “Ring Leader” of this most notorious showehead trafficking ring. It is clear that Lady Gaga adheres to the Number One ruhle of Traffickers: don’t use your own product, which is why Lady Gaga is wrapping her curls with a rubber soul band… Oh, the Humanity!

Mexican Pink (#E4007C) .::. ISSY, fip Siren, you might not GKNOW, it! But D.A.T. D.A.R.E. “pink” in your “logo” and inside the chimney room of Ambassador Rice (N°44; not N°43) es un Rosa mexicano… g’ahead, FIP SIREN, you may wave it! whenever you want in your Balcony as long as you remain SOLIDAIRE, eh!

Indeed, Willie Geist, please relay to Goliath to please stand–by within the confines of Mutt Island while former Congressman Charles Joseph Scarborough (R–FL) does his shimmy dance in celebration of the secure death of Universal Health Care in them United States.

Just add apology before saying “ey” .::. 65E791F1-0661-4EFB-960B-9AEC1B6FE120 🇨🇦🦠〰️

Mean, while Donald John Trump cycles his Tommy–Gun through the World Health Organization and other assorted LEADERS who are actually mitigating his fucking failures as a breathing carbon-based organism (because it is now clear that the son of a bitch has no humanity) former Senator Claire McCass (D–MO) is sending signals that WAR–like PROFITEERING with medical protective supplies is happening behind your local McDonald’s parking lot.

Aussi, Mika Breez, there is a light signal shining from the other side of D.A.T. D.A.R.E green screen lake behind you, but That is not the Issue here, nope, the Issue is that Kasie DC’s background just doesn’t fit her, nope, not at all. D.A.T. D.A.R.E. Pink on Black is, on the other hand, bad ass and sweet at the same time.

Later on the show, Condoleezza breaks in though Susan’s chimney room and places a questionable sofa on that very loud wall paper scheme… for the love of G.U.M… CHANGE THE GREEN SCREEN! CHANGE D.A.T. D.A.R.E. GREEN SCREEN.

Coincidencias con Condoleezza — ¡Arroz!!! diría el buen Mauricio .::. just say’n.

But FOist, the following segment is brought to you by CARAMBA Bar. Caramba bar, öüï don’t serve drinks but our bars will give you a Giant sugar high.

Dad jokes in the voice of Cousin Joe

¿Qué le dijo Goliat el filisteo a David el hebreo?

— Güey, ¿Qué honda con esa piedra?

… [Y] el puto de David le respode:

— Culero, no es una piedra, !caramba! Es un saca muelas. Try it out.

Deer, Cousin Joe — Take mí out to Yellowstone

🎵 Buy mí a geyser with a zero–interest loan, Eye don’t care if the fuck’n Park goes dry.

—– it’s the 7th inning stretcher, and in Local Known News, Paris is about to go under Curfew, with a “Capital See”.

It has begun .:. 052BD264-C445-4954-8E8B-456961FA570E 🧂Don’t shoot the messenger. 🍰 What would Mika do, if this “Crap” happened on Willie Geist day off?

Over in Rome, rumor is spreading like a “Bat Out of Wuhan” that if your sweet grandfather/mother is over 80 years–old, doctors are humming the M.A.S.H Unit Anthem that goes, “Suicide is Beautiful”, because FAITH ALONE —motherfuckers— won’t sustain u.s. Anymore.

Sadly, Mr. Trump (president) Time won’t accept the FED’s money; there’s a Bad Religion Thesis about this at U.S.C. Communications Wing of South Central El Ey.

The Wave is a coming .:. CC035524-DA21-4E21-B310-FDB898D231B8 🦠🗺🌊 Eye cannot lie a tale.

In Hans Nichols updates, D.A.T. motherfucker is running High, according to Joe Scarborough, check it out, because OÜÏ don’t Lie, like that “Roberto” Pinocchio feller.

Cero—cero–cero point Tú! — El mezquino de Trump is happy

~~Bring in the Coast Guard~~… scratch that, bring in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps ~~it seems~~, and drop the federal interest (loan) rates down, because that’s what is going to solve the real problem of Floridians without an employer that can provide heath coverage and a living wage.

Doughnut is closer that it appears .:. 9D340E90-69DE-4E3B-BDA2-212CA55399AB Knot 🍕

Walmart, in real time, will have toilette paper on stock, so, to all the good people of Santa Teresa and Sunland Park Racetrack and Casino, there is no need to leave the good people of Ciudad Juárez without TP for the bunghole, especially now that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled against South of The Border asylum seekers staying in the United States and, instead sending this peoples to Mexico; so, please listen to Walmart®️ and leave the Mexican toilette paper on Mexican shelfs, it’s bad enough that UTAH (HB19) is emptying the medicine stocks of Juarito’s, Tia Juana.

Good news for the Private Laboratory Industry. Thank’s to the incompetence of the Trump Administration, cronies and lobbyist will make a KILLING thanks to Donald Trump’s slow response to the the COVID-19 virus. Capitalism! It’s great when you are on the inside, and fuck the rest, just drop the Housing and Small Business loans and let them buy cakes to eat in their houses… and the GOOD commissioned people of the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps go: Tú–tuh-du Du–ruh Tú-tuh-du it was doughnuts, Hans Nichols, not CAKE, —motherfucker! Doughnuts*.

* And by “not CAKE”, we [the staff] mean “not the Coast Guard”, Hans Nichols, —motherfucker. Öüï depend on an accurate forward-observer report, as we [the staff], do not always have visuals and depend on audio.

In no particular order:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com/politics/ courts_law/supreme-court-trump-remain-in-mexico /2020/03/11/ 7abd4b9c-62d7-11ea-acca-80c22bbee96f _story .html

https ://www .usnews .com /news/best-states/articles /2018-11-01 /utah-insurance-company-is-paying-people-to-pick-up-their-prescriptions-in-mexico

Previously on Carolina Mary — Wash your hands

The Whole Kimchi Enchilada with a side of Qabili Palau.

When Wax monoliths melt with Ari Melber .:. PAPA DON’T TAKE NO MESS, and if you are down with The Rev, you know what this means.

Anygüey, Wax Model Moore:

HOY NO HUBO Jazz, but whatever happens, please relay to Cousin Joe that neither El Niño Luc (version) of an Ugly Mexican in Nueva York, or his more incognito (doppelgänger) here in Paris at fip Central Station (Aussi) should “retire” during the course of this most non–consequential Work-in-Progress blog.

Tráfico de Influenza .:. 3BA7A38D-43D8-495A-AF73-85D05E331E0B 🗣 KORNACKI: You WANT mí on D.A.T. Wall — You NEED Mí On D.A.T. Wall.

As a Matter–of–Fact, Morning Mika, öüï would like to see D.O.S. Two (beasts) “Dancing Cheek to Cheek” from See-two-Shining See. In the mean time John Oliver, “You Dit It!” You, you, you! Heck, you Australian–looking handsome Rosbif fella!!! We [the staff] had not realized that you had the ‘Bullfighter’ genie in you; you must be from Gibraltar.

El Próximo Toro le corresponde al Mando

Nice “Indulto”* on that toro from la ganadería de los Griffin, “matador”, NOICE Indulto with “El Toro Hardball”.

That Clipboard needs a dash of Mí .:. ACE99C07-96D4-451B-9642-903FFFCE8655 _—•!•—_ Coming up in The Programming LIVE from Panama Beach… avenue, in Austin Texas, —City Limits : hasta La Victoria, siempre.

… [D]itch the “Whataburger“, it’s got ‘gen•TRI•fication in ~~it’s~~ its ‘hamburgers in paradise’ hamburger helper®️ DNA/ADN, and besides, any self-respecting Midnight Ryder knows that SONIC is the In–n–Out of the Southwest, y Raquelito, please inform Chuck D, of the following:

Fuck Tommy Lee Jones and The Men in Black, Eye is —motherfucker— The Black in Men, coming to an At-The Drive Inn in Mars, or some Órbita 106.7 (2005) like D.A.T..

« It’s the Same Old Song » pero con un sabor diferente desde que tú te jüites, güero

Notimex_23/02/2020

La cuarta ( span* ):

🎶 We’ll meet AGAIN .:. C904E6EE-744E-43EA-8896-E9BD4A3AB273 🕉 … 🎵 don’t know When, don’t know Where—but we’ll meet again SOME day. —_•!•_— And, if you understand the parallel between “un mundo raro” and “un mundo de AMLO” is probably because if you, as a MEXICAN GOVERNMENT pitchman, are going to push fairy tales about moving to a “democratic change”, without holding the last President of México accountable for the corruption that you, as a newly elected Mexican president, then there really isn’t a real democratic change; EVEN IF, professor Ackerman, your wife’s boss sends a New Year gift to Florence Cassez in the form of Genaro García Luna, courtesy of the (backroom deal) for the NAFTA replacement capricious trade deal, where México sold the maquila workers to “GRINGO” work inspectors with diplomatic badges… or something like that. 💩 P.S.: Profesor Salmerón Sanguinés, ¿cuál pinche Revolución? pues.

“Y sigue la yunta andando”

Previously on, “A ver qué dice el marido”, con Juan Molino Campos–hombre:

Nuestro heroe, —sin acento— le dijo a la mujer, “vieja, tira paro y dile al pueblo —güeno— que el día 9 de marzo, me dan ganas de tirar güeva,” a lo que la ‘ñora del hombre responde, “’ora pues, viejo, nada más una cosa, ¿se las dejo ca’e de jilo, o suavecito?”

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MSNBC 02/23/2020; Via The Guardian:

Cheap Trick! .:. E5CE6455-53C2-4C60-AD69-0336C4CEE803 —^•..•^— La 🐄… Surrender but don’t “jump to conclussions” in your office space. 🧶 Hold it now, because we [the staff] have used Godwin’s Law with the frogs (a time or two) öüï are going to play Devils Advocate for the MAD Catholic on our favorite punditry source, Phil Graham’s msnbc’s; once we [the staff] are done advocating for this rich Irish sonavabitch ÖÛÏ are going to go full Men–At–Work on the 19 hundred hour timeslot in Eastern Standard Time, so WITT D.A.T. in mind, “hang on to yourself” here comes “The Blitzkreig” ISSY, —motherfuckers— it will be Dictated in “Oddball’s” woof’s! 🤠

Say it Ain’t So… “Let’s Play Hardball”

🎶 Now, now, settle down my boy
eat your peas and gravy
settle down…
(Men at Work / Ron Strykert)

Teeny Tiny Cat approves .:. 8D98C017-3A7B-4D7B-812B-13A0AC799E94 —^. .^— The Cat Abides. Yesterday applies to 02/24/2020 in the Continental U.S., because in Hilo, Hawaii it is still Monday, February 24, 2020. Today is Feb. 25th, 2020.

But FOist,

Dearest, Heidi Przybyla, nevermind Bernie’s heart, nobody is perfect and nobody lives forever, and besides, that is what the Vice and the Speaker are for. By your standard, Christopher Reeve would have been a great president… until he got on a horse, eh!

Any güey, mr. Matthews, “as far back as Eye can remember,” the All Seeing Eye on the back of the U.S. Dollar bill has been the Cult that the republican party has Literally Worshiped, and now you are worried that someone who actually wants to walk closer to that imaginary GOD that you preach to, and stop Him (Your American Lord Jesus) from commanding little old ladies (like Cousin Joe’s mom in Alabama) to send in their money to the televangelist church so that the preacher man can buy a new jet airplane, you —motherfuckers— want to scare the Dick Van Dyke fans from voting for the candidate who wants to give that money back to the health care system that aunt Scarborough so desperately needs, really highlights what interests you are cable casting/streaming to, eh‽

Now that you have no choice but to talk about Senator Sanders, you chose to play the Senator McCarthy “red scare” card, c’mon now.

P.S.: Fuck strategist Rick Wilson and say hello, aussi, to James Carville in Louisiana.

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Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

No Ti-Mec_tas:

El barzón (readjusted):
* span = 22.86 centimeters
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/02/23 /john-m-ackerman-presenta-2018el-cambio-democratico2019-en-fil-de-mineria-8327 .html

Chris “hardball” Matthews: https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2020/feb/23 /msnbc-chris-matthews-sanders-nevada-win-nazi-invasion

The State of San Francisco congratulates Senator Claire McCaskill

Here Ye! Hear Ye’

Ça .:. 5B7095F1-4847-4DD9-8DB2-D8BEB2523700 — Attention Battle stations! _ Attention Battle stations!… some Republican relays (Sputnik Network) are starting to refer to “the States” as “Federations” within the Union.

The Great State of SAN FRANCISCO hereby declares Monday, February the Third of the yer’ of our Lorde Lorne of Two thousand and twenty, D.A.T.:

In the Wager between Senator Boxer (D-SF) and, Senator McCaskill in last night’s Puppy Bowl XVI, Senator Boxer lost the “Left-Tittie” Showoff.

Resolution:

D.A.T. as the losing party, Senator Boxer must take a selfie, of herself; next to the water cooler and, with her left bosom in the style of Columbia’s cousin, Marianne; guideon optional.

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Meanwhile, over at the Backyard State of Cuernavaca, (casi equina con el Edo. de Toluca) no pasa nada, —porque— nada pasa de la BOCA de Andrés para afuera. VIVA MÉXICO (sin acento).

El COLMEX* de los Caramba[r]s

* El Colegio de México y sus chingados, ¿Caramba, Ebrard‽ .:. 441014B3-1A98-4DF3-B43B-97051C6CE6AE —_•!•_— ¡Qué falta de respeto para TU país! Señor Ebrard, ¿así con ESE compromiso para los de a pie fue cómo usted coordinó la CAMPAÑA DE HILLARY Clinton en el 2016? Con razón, ahora empiezo a entender porque les pusieron falta en WISCONSIN.

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Nos vemos en el otro lado…

The tale of the Bureaucratic API’s and the memory of fish ladders in the X-Ray transfer industry — Just another Conversation on the automation of services and a basic income.

Aviso de ocasión y los clasificados de la bolsa de trabajo, pg. 3. Last Job Sources courtesy of NPR and Póle-Emploi. Uso justo de todos los medios.

Réel Time and/or relevant late sources:

Michalski, J., on: HPR’s The Conversation. “The Last Job in Hawai’i.” Via, National Public Radio [s]: http ://hawaiipublicradio .org /post /last-job-hawaii?_ga =1 .118890378 .2076846185 .1487408510

Half-Time show

For the 1900 hour.
The Uptown Jazz Orchestra and Delfeayo Marsalis
RECLAIM the TITLE: Make America Great Again (2016).
In París, The Star Spangled Banner opened
“The” Club Jazz A FIP sessions.

…but not before reminding Dodgers Fans at least for ‘latinos’ [here] why America remains relevant in the Western World. History without the sour notes is PROPAGANDA.

A Donald Trump America would have you believe that a commercial track-wheel vehicle serves the same purpose of a Military Tank. In Donald Trump’s America industrial bulldozers receive the same honors of a military platoon. Personally, the staff would prefer that tanks, flight and water fighters; or the Millenials tools of today’s wars, the drones —didn’t exist. Anygüey, the past is past Donald, go to sleep. I need to focus on Enrique and the next Godinez que sigue al sur del Rio Grande… Right Now, on “the” fip’s, a Black President remains in effect. [and that’s a good thing].

El próximo tercio le corresponde a FIP and it is part of a series that the staff likes to call: “the” Don’t Shoot the Messenger section of this blog.

No le disparen al mensajero.

Mozilla sin Mozarella es como…

Una quesadilla sin queso
o Un picasso sin su Jet ¹.

[Uso justo de todos los medios] Context follows.

Yo no estoy en esa liga… pero el efecto resorte de la censura Le-Gi-Ti-matizada también afecta a el personal [en Inglés —el personal— quiere decir staff]:

Uso justo de las herres [la ache es muda]. Snapshots from Mozilla; fotos por Armando Segovia —SegoviasPixes— (2012 – 2016). CopyLeft; Creative Commons, and ↑ above ↑ all viennoiserie-pastries, which [by the way] in Trocadero are A.K.A., ~~simply as~~ croissants.

Cascade follows… because …happiness is a Güarm Wan, —Yeah.

[Context follows]. Uso justo de lo absurdo.

¿Te podrías imaginar a Billy Shears, bloqueado por la preocupación de utilizar el último trago de un pintor?

Fuck Trump Fuck… live on FIP!!! TimeStamp Time Now, the 20:00 hr Block; CET [Full disclosure, the staff here couldn’t possibly ~~paint~~ ~~embody~~ transgress a groove within this wordpress space without las Ocho_Sexy-voices_de-las-Sirenas_de-FIP]… en México, una sirena también es una señal de audio que sale de una o varias bocinas. Una sirena por lo general alerta al que le llega.

1. Billy Sheers is doing it again… vía: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Picasso%27s_Last_Words_ (Drink_to_Me)

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