Intermedio before the Seth Meyers Show — hoy no habrá Jazz

So, Mr. Meyer… Eye bet you did not expect to find your drum boy Moonlighting as a The New York Times front page editor (punto y coma) now did ya’? You Sexy cotton picker picker ad mannequin.

Anyhow, how’but them Vikings! We only mention, IT!, because we happen to be stranded in a place where actual vikings plundered a Kingdom until they got the Normandy that they (those Valhalla-seeking motherfuckers) deserved, which of course as the entire G7 Nations know, was recuperated from HITLER by them damned Canucks at G.O.L.D. Beach while Them O.M.A.H.A. boys were jerking–off, BEcauSe, Mr. Sethy Boy, if all that those fighting men… and Eye guess some “women from Michigan too”, died for was to see their names falsely and HYPOTHETICALLY dragged through Donald John’s Trump voting–by–mail propaganda, then they might as well have stayed back in Kentucky “Shoveling Shit”, as General George C. Scott suggested at the opening of the PATTON Oswalt interview, last week on your Late Night Show.

—. https ://old .reddit .com /r /worldnews /comments /guo8u2/canada_does_not_support_russias_return_to_g7/

—. https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-8376453 /UK-VETO-Donald-Trumps-bid-let-Russia-G7 .html

But speaking of fights:

It’s the UFC 244 Title Bout
—By The See
Caged Follies

For the Follies Islands Championship of the Docks .::. D5AD78ED-B363-4FFA-8AE1-1E2C782BA2B3 🏝
Baby Booty Rash Cheeks
Mugsy One-finger Subtle Salute Brit Boy

Sponsored by:
The Phantom of The Panther*

Deer, Eddie Gloude Jr., the following snapshot is a reminder to The Alexis Axios on HoBO TV’s of what an ONCA cat looks like (in captivity) this particular specimen ⬇️ was “shot” by yours truly, armando segovia / armando serrano prieto*, on October the 18th of 2012, Eye titled, IT!, “sadomasoquismo sincrético” under the heading, « I’m your Huckleberry”.

Segoviaspixes copyleft

https ://asegovia3 .com /2014/10/12/12-de-octubre/ .::. 689AE084-1970-416F-89A7-BA9C23479C6E 🐆Eye was a Jaguar before the “leopards” were even a political thing. CopyLeft.


* WHO you gonna believe, Eddie Gloude Jr., your lying jeepers or your hearing creepers? Previously Eye had told you that Eye, armando segovia, am an ONCA cat, now if you happen to be a Black Panther be advised that there is no separate gene between You, Mí, and those filthy Def Leppards (punto y coma) You just happen to have a thing that cats around the block call: a melanistic specimen of the genus. We are all the same under the skin. ISSY, melanistic specimens lives matter.

Intermedio… You are not fooling anyone Fred Armisen

No sir, that Whiter Shade of Pale on your hair does not fool u.s., öüï know it’s you! ISSY, we want more CowBell!!! More Cowbell on Section “A” of The NYT!

… of course you know, the above must be read in a George Carlin voice.


Capitalisme : une histoire d'amour

Capitalisme : une histoire d’amour .::. 3141D328-A72F-48CA-9337-22BCF8423C89 🐃 In collaboration with: Laboratorios Camacho en La Calle Stanton de El Paso, Tejas… “It’s the Economy, Stupide

Narrator: Michael Moore
Client: Chingaderas Quelque Chose

In Sports News:

After Joe Biden selection of VP

Following Joe Biden’s 2020 Ticket choice for running mate, —former Alaska governor, Tina Fey— Political Strategist, James Carvile had no choice but to stick his head on a hole in John Heilemann’s backyard… Would you let him in?

Gooooooooo, Jaguars!

Deer, Jon Meacham:

What James Carvile can’t possibly know is that as a teen, Eye was a Jaguar (punto y coma) across town, at Chaffey H.S., their mascot was a Tiger. So  if you think that the above ⬆️ KC~DC screen “capture” is not in jest, then you need to lighten up, no pun intended, mis negros… para muestra, Alicia Menendez, un cartucho below ⬇️:

se dice afromexicano

Se dice mi hermano afromexicano”, dice en uno de los comentarios (HijuePuta) .::. E94FF47A-C1F8-4B05-9221-BF9066A11A5D ✊🏽 Once again Joshua Johnson: Don’t—Shoot—The—Mirror.

…https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gpvf44/cuando_en_la_plaza_de_la_computacióny_no_sé_si/

Ceremonial Award — Perfect Day with Sarah Chayes

TimeStamp: 17 hours and Thirty-five minutes in CET.

Previously on asegovia3:

… tell the truth, did you leave journalism, or did journalism leave you, Ma’am?

La suerte de esta etapa, se llama “La Estafa Maestra”, entre las maniobras que las ezcaramusas realizan, esta suerte es de las más complicadas de llevar a cabo porque consiste en embarcar a una de sus compañeras jinete, es decir, a la charra que en plena función de sus responsabilidades « destapa » la olla de “los chicharos y frijoles” y, por si faltara menos, pues —descubre que la olla está vacía.

Note from staff: the good thing about this blog is that neither The Rachel Maddow Show, nor corruption expert from Tegucigalpa to Kabul, Dr. Sarah Chayes read this most inconsequential blog because we THE STAFF, have to make A CORRECTION, because as we started this award ceremony for Teenie Tiny Cat for properly standing his post until properly being relieved, we [the staff] wrote…  we [the staff] stated, that IN México NOTHING Happens.

Las momias de la Auditoría Superior de La Federación

Santo®el enmascarado de Plata“.

… Context follows. Right now, Minnie Miny Cat is spinning with Roberto Fonseca and Trombone Shorty, et. al.  in a very special engagement of CUBANO CHANT dedicated to Teenie Tiny Cat.

y Chihuahua, pinche Brozo, pues resulta que en México si pasan cosas [ahora « entendemos, cabronsísimo » porqué tú y la Veronika agarraron vacaciones a ExtremaDura, para cantar su pinche “cielito lindo”], en México si pasan un chingo de “conflictos de intereses”… cualquier coincidencia con los conflictos de interes con Brontis à La Préfectre en Cité, pues, doña Vilmalas Fuentes— revelan que es pura chingada Serendipia, eh!

TimeStamp: Las Ocho de la Noche en Saint–Germain–des–Prés.

The Siren Regiment is opening up the next segment of this Special edition of Teenie Tiny Cat Award Ceremony for properly standing his post until properly being released… Right now, former Colonel Nathan R. Jessep in the role of Jack Nicholson is shining Teenie Tiny Cat dress shoes before he steps up to the podium to give a short speech.

TimeStamp: 20:33 ∴ at Neptune House on the 75005… and Maybe—just—Maybe, Mika will grace us with her presence “Underwater”. 

…anygüey, Ewe’all might recall that previously, on this most inconsecuential Blog we did happen to mention that it was the French, —in particular a bald King— who went ahead and invented The Vikings, and right now, a 21st Century update of that nordic horde is all over the waves of La Seine, just like her great-great ancestors did a long long time ago.

TimeStamp is 22:40 in Central NATO Time and the Western World is about to enter a Trade Tantrum Because of Trump… if this doesn’t tell All Red Blooded Americans that They are Fucking loosing the “God Damned” cold war, then Columbia deserves a Reader’s Digest  thrown at her fucking exceptional manifest destiny crown, and definitely an American Psycho ending, Ya’fucking hillbillies!

AnyGüey Kasie Hunt:

… Sounds of White Noise is heard over the airwaves at the parade field; meanwhile, Chief Warrant Officer Williams managed to “Systematically Drink” en route to his new post,

The Fly-by… Dear, Brian Williams: right now, it’s the 11th–Hour, and over both Banks of La Seine, a “satienesque” scat is the soundtrack os the ISS Fly-By.

… but “Speak of the Devil”: My Fellow, Americans, do You Fucking Ewe’s realize that right now, NASA’s needs for the International Space Station depend entirely on Putin’s Russia? What good is your Second Ammendment against a Former Bear that has Donald Trump as his fucking Bitch, eh?

Ahhh, Fuck it Jerry Only, Michael Graves and the rest of the Fiends, here’s a used misfit: