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Intermedio before the Seth Meyers Show — hoy no habrá Jazz

So, Mr. Meyer… Eye bet you did not expect to find your drum boy Moonlighting as a The New York Times front page editor (punto y coma) now did ya’? You Sexy cotton picker picker ad mannequin.

Anyhow, how’but them Vikings! We only mention, IT!, because we happen to be stranded in a place where actual vikings plundered a Kingdom until they got the Normandy that they (those Valhalla-seeking motherfuckers) deserved, which of course as the entire G7 Nations know, was recuperated from HITLER by them damned Canucks at G.O.L.D. Beach while Them O.M.A.H.A. boys were jerking–off, BEcauSe, Mr. Sethy Boy, if all that those fighting men… and Eye guess some “women from Michigan too”, died for was to see their names falsely and HYPOTHETICALLY dragged through Donald John’s Trump voting–by–mail propaganda, then they might as well have stayed back in Kentucky “Shoveling Shit”, as General George C. Scott suggested at the opening of the PATTON Oswalt interview, last week on your Late Night Show.

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But speaking of fights:

It’s the UFC 244 Title Bout
—By The See
BeeTWIN
Caged Follies

For the Follies Islands Championship of the Docks .::. D5AD78ED-B363-4FFA-8AE1-1E2C782BA2B3 🏝
Baby Booty Rash Cheeks
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Mugsy One-finger Subtle Salute Brit Boy

Sponsored by:
The Phantom of The Panther*

Deer, Eddie Gloude Jr., the following snapshot is a reminder to The Alexis Axios on HoBO TV’s of what an ONCA cat looks like (in captivity) this particular specimen ⬇️ was “shot” by yours truly, armando segovia / armando serrano prieto*, on October the 18th of 2012, Eye titled, IT!, “sadomasoquismo sincrético” under the heading, « I’m your Huckleberry”.

Segoviaspixes copyleft

https ://asegovia3 .com /2014/10/12/12-de-octubre/ .::. 689AE084-1970-416F-89A7-BA9C23479C6E 🐆Eye was a Jaguar before the “leopards” were even a political thing. CopyLeft.

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* WHO you gonna believe, Eddie Gloude Jr., your lying jeepers or your hearing creepers? Previously Eye had told you that Eye, armando segovia, am an ONCA cat, now if you happen to be a Black Panther be advised that there is no separate gene between You, Mí, and those filthy Def Leppards (punto y coma) You just happen to have a thing that cats around the block call: a melanistic specimen of the genus. We are all the same under the skin. ISSY, melanistic specimens lives matter.

Deer, Kurt Bardella: you cannot, yada, yada, yada…

My Fellow Americans:

MAY is The Godfather of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE observance month (b. May 12, 1937) and in MEMORY of Field Marshall Carlin, all Federal Rags on Donald Trump’s watch will be flown at Half-mast. 

They call it the American Dream

They call it the American Dream .::. 1BAF979B-9D28-4AC8-8CFD-99C85DA8BDDE 👩‍🎓👨‍🎓👩🏽‍🌾👨‍🌾👷‍♂️👩‍🔧… you have to be asleep to believe it, George Carlin said IT! best, though.

Sir, to celebrate Karen’s Asian American Month, please be advised that FIELD MARSHALL Carlin does not approve of them double standards on “double dipping”, on your KISS–ass screen (punto y coma) WAIT… scratch D.A.T., on your KICK ass chimney and, on this Edition of Weekend Edition (for the “ MEMORYal”) Eye is going to break it down for that motherfucker on The Beat.

Let’s Play some Motherfucking JAZZ

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s.

G.L.A.D. you could join u.s. .::. 8CC26441-983F-413D-9889-597DC811DFF5 🎸 ISSY, Mr. Meyers, we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] sure IS Happy D.A.T. you and Mr. Oswalt [not to be confused with Chez Oswald’s, in DALLAS, TX] are cognizant about the EXACT time when people lined-up outside of Lee Harvey Oswald’s Bar and Grill, which was right about the TIME when NBC TV was broadcasting the pre-recorded screengrab above ⬆️. En contexto para la gente bonita en Les Halles, not EIGHT HOURS passed before Dr. Michael OSTERHOLM proved the writers of the Seth Meyers Show wrong, on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. bit about sending GARY BUSEY to med school so D.A.T. Donald Trump would find (in a TIMELY manner) medical experts D.A.T. would agree with him and of course, his counterpart in Brazil.  —_•!•_— And so, Mr. Meyers, because we [the staff] are cognizant D.A.T. neither you, nor THE PRODUCERS at peacock tv read our badly written blog, we wish y’all a nice hiatus next WEEK as you reminisce all of the drunken moments that have made it to your Big Late Night Show. Happy Memorial Day.

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