Pero sí Guisepple Penone, who the fuck are you?
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip/club-jazzafip-du-mardi-19-mai-2026
i’m with The Beatles, Öüï step on any fucking Stone that Eye wants to, except for Watts for obvious reasons.
Archivo de enclaves.
Pero sí Guisepple Penone, who the fuck are you?
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip/club-jazzafip-du-mardi-19-mai-2026
i’m with The Beatles, Öüï step on any fucking Stone that Eye wants to, except for Watts for obvious reasons.
Featuring the Republican Guard as The New Roman Centurions Marching Band from Olympiads at La Sorbonne. (Paris XIII).
…maybe it’s a bit premature but, it’s beginning to look like JR took a cue from those SACROSANCT inflatable jumping castles that Mexicans must rent for Évey birthday occasion… now that’s fucking great, said the wiggly-inflatable man outside of a used car lot.
… and Cousin Joe, you Reganite son-of-a-bitch, here’s why, because if The Trump Administration in them United States in América muses about convicting Raúl Castro from Cuba, for the downing of a plane with Little Havana fags in it, then Donald should also convict GEORGE W. Bush and his boot licker Attorney General, Antonio Gonzáles, for giving “Bambi” a get-out-of TERRORIST JAIL card.
But First! It’s a Cinco de Mayo celebration with Carlos Fuentes in-and-around Montparnasse, and if you know what happened to Carlos on that particular date in 1999 ; then you know that you have reached “La Región Más Transparente” de una estatua de plata en una “Frontera De Cristal”, on the birthday-eve of one of Carlos Fuentes’ friends, Princess Hélène Elizabeth Louise Amélie Paula Dolores Poniatowska Amor.
https ://www .quien .com /espectaculos /2019/12/05 /hija-carlos-fuentes-libro-relacion-escritor-primera-esposa?
… and that’s all that Öüï’s going to say… except that acording to fip . fr Évrybody in L.A. is gay, but…
_never mind the “Waters”, aguas! It’s Senator Cornbread
Any 🦉 hoot, Jonathan Capehart since Alemany wants to “hopscotch” her Rayulela to intrusions, how are Mexicans 🌮 supposed to wrap 🌯 La Jornada’s statement on their aéroplane.
Any 🦉 hoot 🦉 Eye thinks that Öüï’s felling Japanese… gooooo, Dodgers ☄️.
Deer, Eugene Daniels, please stop referring to “Donald Trump” this and “Donald Trump” that, nigger—it’s : The United States this, and The United States that, it’s his country, let that motherfucker have it… and if you are reading this in Valencia, España, don’t sweat the Jive-talk and don’t judge the ghetto… unless you are a “military brat”.
As for November, i’d pitty the talking heads who will revisit Hilary’s loss in 2016 with their sad fucking faces, if MAGA pulls a MANUEL BARTLETT “computer failure” on the General Election.
Which brings Mí, to this, DONALD JOHN TRUMP, if you want to arrest the narco-polititians in México why not start with the one who covered-up DEA agent “Kiki” Camarena’s murder and that, of the whipper-snapping journalist BUENDÍA from “The Private Network”.
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³~. LIVINGFORGOD ANDCOUNTRY DEMOTT
Runners up: Barak D. Obama Shaw and Raji Rab
Honorable mention from another county on the SoCal Voting League: Karen BASS

Disenfranchised 🫰🏼 “is it because i’m Black?”… you don’t expect me to panhandle € 65 to DHL-FedEx-UPS send-in my ballot, now do you AVI VELSHI? Do you? Fax is no longer an option.
But first! Öüï switches it over to Austin, Texas, where The Daily Stoic is either painting his porch or peddling Russian “propaganda¹”… i see your 🦉 hooters 🦉 on that there Calendar of Wisdom and just for the sake of “short phrases” and “unknown flowers”, i raise you The Philosophical Herbarium.
次~. ˢᵒtsugi ; 186 mars/avril 2026 “TURN UP THE BASS, MOTHERFCUKERS
¹~. A Calendar Of Wisdom, by Leo Tolstoy.
Las comparaciones, María Antonia, por eso son odiosas… y por eso las ostras (y los ostros) están siendo robadas y robados de su única posesi⊕n, en fin María Antonia la paella de hoy incluye la almeja que Patrick se llevó :
https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/05/13 /las-perlas-del-perla-by-mabm/
… en fin Jackie Alemany, you say that you can spice up a mean paella, well Mí myself and off course, Eye, goes to the source in Valencia for the sake of pa’Lourdes in Pau.

J’te l’dis quand même, that this is a work in progress, but then again no, i never wanted to be a sculptor… that trade is for the fishes in Nice.
Can someone, anyone please put back the smile on Lorène de Sousbeille please, she sho’ is the bomb (Öüï ol’ and young agree 👍🏾) but that fucking explosion 💥 background is starting to get worn out ; how about if y’all bring in the garden girl for a fucking change FABIEN NAMIAS?
Don’t make me call out the boat-to-Pont Neuf³ and head over to Quai de Garigliano to kick your ass with some of that ChaYote that you seem to enjoy on the warmongering beat 🪘.
³~. It’s the same boat that Eye took to Cairo… i’m telling you Fabien, it’s fucking Madness 🕴🏼any 🦉 hoot 🦉 it’s that time again (after 61 of the 250 years) in ALABAMA when “the blacks” head on out to the bridge, to show solidarity we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) head on over to California’s 35th Congressional District where POMONA is on the ballot and that’s how Öüï’s going to fill that oval next to Norma’s name.
Tacos de Ayuso con Ewe Tú, ahora con BONO on The Edge 🥁 badum tisch!
“It’s a little NGO with a big kick for kids with all of the talent and none of the access,” drummer Mullen said just before the start of the most Nazi of World ⚽ Cups in recent Times… last one was in 1978 in Malos 🇦🇷 Aires.
U2 Takes to the Streets of Mexico City to Shoot New Music Video Amid Street Child World Cup
Bass, how low can YOU go? It’s day 77 of Donald”s “little excursion” into Iran and Winnie Pooh in China could not be more satisfied with the pusillanimity of the “american” president, now that Chi Ching Ping made it clear to Trump, that Taiwan es parte de su cantón just like Venezuela is the 51st State for The USA Today… gooooo, Gannett 📰.
🎶 This is the rhythm of the night… and over at Pietragalla, fip 🩰 went 🩰 to 🩰 Tel 🩰 Aviv to give people what they wanted, Simón que sí, Shalom.
https ://www .bbc .com / new-york-times-defends-journalist-after-israel-threatens-to-sue
Over in Central América, Bibi Netanyahou went to tell Javier Milei that it’s Banana Republic time with a hint of Reich on all of the pain on that holy Shoah. Peace.

Up next, it’s a New Edition of The Mad Arab and his most famous typesetting, H.P. Lovecraft… warning, objects in Rhode Island (Widows Bay) are closer than they appear.
🦑… [Do]lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
“En sus à ma promesse , ne fut guère important au vu des suivants….des bruits de pas....
Amos Tuttle’s testament
Arkham, Massachusetts, USA, via La Masque de Pont Neuf à Paris Centre.
Any 🦉 hoot, mister president, NOW is your chance to drive your little fucking ballroom (balls deep) to TAIWAN, now suck She’s dick like a good little gangster.
For the record en Beijing, China, así como en China, Nuevo León, el sonido de la letra X es como la pipi : chi.
Chi chin pee greeted Donald in a Shitty toast… Xi’rs.
https ://www .aljazeera .com /2026/5/14 /how-china-changed-rubio-name-to-let-him-join-trump-summit-despite-sanctions

Mister President : tear-down-this shitty backdrop, it’s hideous and tacky, —by gum! I’ve seen better sets au Jardin de Pont Neuf ; heck one’s being rolled out but not today because today is a holiday—something about PARAGUAY, l’Asunción, or some elevator like that.
In local news, and i, Armando Segovia, swear that i ain’t making this up ; cross my heart and hope to fuck off to Bogota, or any of the Banana Republics of the Monroe Doctrine, but sources close to the Sequoia teenager planted in front of the U.S. Embassy in Paris (rue Gabriel) relay to us, that the U.S. State Department took a page straight out of the Mexican Consulate in San Bernardino, California, and their Mexican sister satellite in Paris (rue des Victoires) to LITERALLY “transliterate” and hack the status of an official international traveling document. Issy-like-Life on Mars, I (armando serrano-prieto) have wrote it ten times or more, Issy-it’s-about to be writ again…
. As I ask you to focus on :
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Page 3, The Guardian
The Brit Archives • For Sale… only on
The Cavern at Pont Neuf, where Clochards are forged.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /Edith_Smith_police_officer
Get Bach, Marjo… get back home
Your mummy’s waitin’ for youWearin’ her high-heel shoesAnd a low-neck sweater —