Category Archives: En primera plana

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After Midnight with Julieta Venegas on the road to Escondido vía Madrid

Pobre De Ti³

This Is A Song About Your Fuckin’ Mother

Put the flowers on your boss’ “construction tab”.

https ://elpais .com /cultura /2026-05-07 /eric-clapton-ofrece-un-buen-concierto-en-madrid-que-se-empana-al-final-por-un-incidente

París… y dile a todos los que quieran que, “aún hay más”… Ici C’est Châtelet, not la rue Des Cascades en el XXémé.

En eventos locales, in Central Europe Time, according to the little escuincle de la SEP* on the screen grab below, Eric Clapton parted ways in Spain with Cocaine, but not before saying, “screw you gilipollas, I’m going home.”

El Norte de Nortec manifesta.

Photojournalists need not apply*

Los hijos de Sánchez, y de Fco. Franco también

Austin Calling

The State with the MOST negative social impacts.

Phony Lyle Lovett,
has moved to Tennessee …
I lived by the river !!!

Spanish Bombs (1979)

Still to come :

El regreso de las camisas feas, las norteñas de San Diego y, por supuesto : THE CLASH

 

… still in/on the radar Gina Hinojosa, la del otro bordo ; por laredo en Tampico.

Issy-aquí-Aussi, [h]Ay uso³ justo de todos los reinos

Hoy por ser cinco de mayo, chingue usted a todas sus madres, y la de Cortés, —también.

“Reach for it, mister”…

 

“Cut his legs!”

Sam Wood
Director, “Kings Row” 1942,
Starring Ronald Reagan as “the” crippled gay guy.

Oh Deer, Timmy Barnicle is really gonna hear it tonight, go easy on Timmy, Mike.

I swear, Susana Poveda, i was in the middle of Death Valley on my way to Cucamonga when all of a sudden… the Madrid Community Mayor was warning Filipinos⁸ that she might just march her Paso Doble to Manila where Pablo Torre was spotted clipping a translucent guayabera shaped like a pea for that body of his.

Willie Dix-on baby, Dix-it wit an eX Bay Bee, because if your sexy-bust says it with a JOTA it turns into mustard, como Dij-on.

⁸~. “Phillyconíferos,” that’s what Ayuso calls the Tagalog-speaking fellows framed in a pea body.

Never mind your legs, Ronnie, where did your mind go?

🎩

Where is My Mind?

Peep’ol who know, know that Alzheimer caught you when yo’ racist-ass was making an illegal turn in Iran via Nicaragua! Heck nigga’ some even wonder if your 1987 Amnesty Program would have been a thing if nobody had noticed your Illegal war in the late 70’s, leave it to a Sacramento Bee from Corona, of all places, “to ruin your Black Tie Affair” 🤠.

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Jazz Artificial

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /alex-deuthil-eats-the-host-and-then-he-went-skateboarding

Your War is Illegal – mister President, —period!

 

All right Évrybody be cool this is a Time Machine.

Better than the real Michelin™️

 

… Deer, Donnie Deutsch, you know the drill, assume the position and never mind the brand because Cholula es Puebla and that’s our next stop.

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4. The use of “North American” as a synonym for “American” is widespread and acceptable, since, although the term “North American ” could strictly be used to refer to the inhabitants of any of the countries of North America (→ North America ), it is commonly applied to the inhabitants of the United States. However, the use of “American” to refer exclusively to the inhabitants of the United States should be avoided, an abusive usage explained by the fact that Americans often use the abbreviated name “America” ​​(in English, without the accent mark) to refer to their country. It should not be forgotten that America is the name of the entire continent, and all who inhabit it are Americans.

Source : https ://www .rae .es /dpd /Estados Unidos

Deer MPkB… the last thing that Öüï needs is someone to watch over Mí

“Évry man and every woman is a star.”

Previously on, “Jonathan Lemire is a fucking asshole” : Terror—Enough said about Donald Trump’s health and human services.

Alistair Crowley

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /les-meditations-jazz-du-quartet-asura

For your transgression, Eye hereby condemn your lovely-self to your very own ROAST… now put on the black pointy witch hat and leave the broom, —take the Jouve before he gets old like Mí, “you wild witch!”

Now you are probably wondering (if you are from North Bergen, NJ, and do read-U.S. a lot, like most readers don’t) why Öüï is roasting the lovely Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, and here is “Y” :

because of that stupid algorithm that took all of the rhythm from the online consoles.

See what Eye means!!!

Eye, specifically requested a black pointy hat, and that fucking Algo-rhythm flips Mí this!!! Ewe people are not serious people. Ewe’s just a bunch of little goats 🐐, kids, really.

 

To be fair, Öüï knows that the change came when Rachida Dati quit her post as Ministre-esa de la cultura, irregardless… Only The Good Die Young. Blame it on Soula.

But you knows what really remounts my mountain? Sisyphus… 🪨 ISSY-i-am 103.7 FM, KMTT “The Mountain” transmitting from Sea-Tac area of the Sound there. Now that, that was some eclectic music in the middle of all that Grunge (may it rest in peace).

Du Bois de Ghana — Brand Up

I pity the fool who moggs and murders their Pop Tarts with Liquid Death.

In Loving Memory of :
Luis 🐷 Posada 🐽 Carriles
« Bambi »

— Adolfo López Mateos : ¡Qué bonito está su reloj, Sr. Presidente”!

KIMMEL IS GOD

Anyway Donnie Deutsch, your mother should know, cus’ baby you’re a rich man, but then again even with all the wealth and privilege of Bobby Kennedy’s dad, you probably don’t know cus’ you were not part of the W.E.B. Du Bois show yesterday, any 🦉 hoot, Donnie, are you a civil rights first, kind of guy ; or a bitch-betta’ have my money Booker fellow?

Olson Johnson: All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don’t want the Irish! [everyone complains]

Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie shit… Évryone!
[everyone rejoices]

 

…over at the U.K. Embassy in Washington, DC, Thomas Jefferson was the main course on the barbecue. The “American” king wanted his Jefferson piece “crispy”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lynching_of_Jesse_Washington

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Du Bois, nigga! The Wood !!! — Girls Invented Punk Rock, not En-gland

I love Katty Kay, but…

 

Monticello, Virgina … with musical guest, Thomas Jefferson and The Natural Spheres.

Never mind Abe, Abe says what Lincoln feels.

 

To do it right, shyl’
It’s gonna take—time
Whole lotta’ precious time
It’s gonna take patience and time, mmm

This plate has not yet been eaten.

 

Öüï~Öüï… Évrything Happens To Mí, now get back in the kitchen and get U.S. some maple syrup form Montreal when it’s sensible for Ewes… and maybe Eye loves you.

Don’t despair Marjolena, don’t you go despairing on Mí—Scroll !!! Scroll down on that post because “girls [as the Kim Gordon tee-shirt wearing chic spells it on her bossoms] invented sex with The Pistols. Any 🦉 hoot Kalten-Portenpunk, scroll down because The Sensible Notes are N° 242 on the list of 228 artists at the scene. Any güey Flore, Eye got’s my little i’s set on Ewe.

 

https ://www .washing ton post .com /2026/04/16 /beatles-george-harrison-sister-home-illinois-sale

Support your local “Friendly Federal Assasin”

In this section³, the student will, in no particular order, kill a fascist. It is your “universal duty”.

Breaking News _ Sources close to Monticello relay that the network, formally known as “msnbc” has finally released the craft of the WOOD-be fascist killer ; in Spain, as Öüï (the staff) announced yesterday, the assailant was branded as a teacher from a prestigious U.S. university, over at Monticello, that nigger ain’t nothing but a sub*

*~. Substitute teacher

Note to Minority House Minority Leader at the U.S. Congress, Joachim Jefferies, “fight fire with fire”, because there are unlimited ways to make fire (THANK YOU PROMETHEUS) and only limited amounts of water.

The Techno-fascist:

7. If a U.S. Marine asks for a better rifle, we should build it; and the same goes for software. We should as a country be capable of continuing a debate about the appropriateness of military action abroad while remaining unflinching in our commitment to those we have asked to step into harm’s way.

Just sayn’… La Mar 🌊

Translation for people who don’t understand the concept of facism as an ideology :

[ X ]

Just the facts, Joe… and as a student of journalism, i whole heatedly agree with the color choice for that “dorm”.

Note to Katty Kay, please advice former Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, that I (Armando Segovia) will be providing that son-of-a-bitch with a “trickle-down” narrative for his stupid little show.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /pics /comments /oc_billboard_in_my_city

Shoot ! : Conspiracy Theory for idiots

Una verdadera obra de harte :

I’ll Remember April, hasta hartarme.

 

In this section “We The People” of Mexico and Her News as Seen by A Californian Transnational — Product of The S.E.P.³, will remind our non-readers that JEFFREY EPSTEIN will not be included in the news circus and/or cycle.

MSNOW has not yet confirmed the assailant’s ALMA MATER or his profession, Artificial Intelligence is checking that information for A I Velshi as we finger-tap the black mirror.

Dear Jonathan Capehart, and Eugene Daniels… no one is saying that “the incident” did not happened, all I am saying is that LAST night JACKIE was a prop for a Ballroom Pitch, in other words, all people present at the Washington Hilton became “extras” for Donald Trump’s agenda, and if you don’t look at that angle, the Democrats are going to lose the mid-terms in November, that is all.

P.S.: Eugene Daniels, in 4 hours of coverage you failed to inform what the DAGOS (pronounced DAIGOS) in Jackie’s ancestral 🇪🇦 land already printed for the world to read.

The Perfect Sale Pitch for a ballroom.

Breaking News, DONALD TRUMP promotes the construction of his “executive 👑 ballroom” following last night’s shooting incident.

For those paying ATTENTION in North Bergen, New Jersey, we the staff suggest that like Oz Pearlman suggested yesterday (but in different words), Armando Segovia “does not practice Santería”, heck Jackie Alemany, “I ain’t got no crystal ball”, but if I had a million Dollars to bet, I would bet them all on  STEPHEN MILLER planting the shooter at yesterday’s gala in the Gringo-W.A.S.P.-Christian Nationalist capital of the world, otherwise known as MARU CAMPOS’ central intelligence city or simply, Washington D.C..

Right Said Adolf : los Nazis en México

But first, Who The Fuck is MARU CAMPOS? Quick CONSTITUTIONAL answer, María Eugenia “maru” Campos is the democratically elected governor of the Great Mexican State of Chihuahua, but her boss is not in La Ciudad de México [ fuck no !!!  ] Maru Campos-es-es boss works out of Washington, D.C.

A Funny Thing Happened on The Way To The Correspondent’s Forum

Well, at least Oz Pearlman was right about “hundreds of millions” watching Melania’s (friend of Epstein and wife of Trump) face getting that stupefied look on her Botox™️ treatment.

 

I told you, Eugene Daniels, that Jonathan Capehart was going to like the way that you duck under that there panel.

Sweet Jesus! Is that Swiss Camembert, or are you just happy to see Mí?

 

Any 🦉 hoot Turkish, i’ve seen that very ✌🏼same expression in a Guy Ritchie movie with Brad Pitt.

“I got your fokin’ shooter”

🎶 I’m 18, —with a Bullit!
Got my finger on the trigger, ‘am gonna pull it!