Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

Vulgar Display of High Schools — gooooo, Panthers!

Plazas of carnage… that’s what my testimony was to the Trocadéro « committee» but all that they wanted to hear was, “estamos hasta la madre” by Sicilia y Los Ciudadanos por “La Paz”. That is how i learned that i was not how i thought that ‘they’ saw me, and if your name is Arquitecto Leo Orellana, that was Talía Olvera’s point, why with her being the ring leader of the Chapulines del P.R.I. en esa plaza llamada Trocadéro.

Australia is the enemy

 

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In recent days, going on two weeks now, i wondered if I am the only one who misses the Jeffrey Epstein’s coverage and all of those circumstantial situations about nothing on the Curb Your Value segment of the Morjo Show.

Verbatim : Exodus on 3111: “We decided to go hard with the leadoff single 3111. The song is about the narco killings in Juarez, and 3111 is the estimated number of murders for 2010 alone.”
The official video is too brutal for YouTube and is being denied. It will be released in its entirety at a later time and place.

https ://eddietrunk .com /exodus-announces-new-album-goliath-shares-first-single

⬛⬛⬛ so there you have it Volks, key word (four numbers) there in mister Trunk’s review of Exodus’s first track on their new album is 2010, which takes this most non-consequential blog back to la plaza del Trocadéro y los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en París. Issy-Jorge-Harmodio, PABLO GLEASON kind of looked (at that time in 2010) like Kirk Hammett, it’s not a compliment it’s just a fact.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/03/10 /falsa-seguridad

Cárcel Cacahuatera… it’s like a Banana Republic but with incompetent prison guards as opposed to corrupt bureaucrats at New York’s finest, the MCC.

Now, i don’t know but I’ve been told, that when little ol’Eye let his hair down Öüï looks like Cronos of VENOM fame, but that’s just people talking.

 

… and Marjolena Porten-Kaltendreaming

Now, y’all heard the one about Mama Cass :

Pushing Daisies (NOW) or how I learned to love the raW ⏰ woИ.

 

[Badum Tisch]

https ://en .wikipedia .org /Rancho_San_Francisco#Discovery_of_gold

it’s not one of those, this one is about the legend of California Dreaming and a tree, it involves un tal “tío Felíz” que por consecuencia llegaba from the School of Mines next to Fort Bliss, but Évry one knew that doña Jacoba’s uncle was from a Mexican university with a major in Minas 💅🏻 and a minor in Horticulture 🧅

She’s Roasted like El Pollo Loco… ese

President Trump is not invited.

President Trump is not invited.

 

Issy-it’s-pink around them Bones 🍗 now unlike them chicken wings changing the world “prendra”, como dice F. Montreynaud, un certain de temps ; changing the words, Montreynaud adds, ” c’est possible toute de suite”.

F. Montreynaud, in “Les femmes sont des salopes, les hommes sont des don Juan” ; La Maison Hachette, 2023

Sous les jupes les SLACKS de Jackie

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Deer, Isild de Besco… ya chole con tu don Juan (parole X3)

Note to the good people of Meudon :

Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog, strongly discourage the use of A.I. translation options offered by most if not all interwebs browsers on account that in love and war, nuttin’ is reel and nothing to get hanged, —about.

To they Öüï remembers : Sous les jupes de Fip.

Aussie down under, please relay to the PUTOS at La Maison HACHETTE, that Eye don’t select the spin cycle at francemusique and that I most-certainly do not own a crystal 🔮 ball so no, yo no puedo predecir los news cycles, ni predecir lo que saldrá en cada post. Ewe dig, nigga?

Eye is Sirius, Marjolena… I say you will when you won’t…

🎶 Ah, Ah, HONEY, don’t

Stop with all that Bass… for the record, youse my favorite siren ; just don’t go telling Susana porque se me seca la cera.

🤠🎶 Ah, rock on George, for RINGO, one time
(Woo!)

That’s one

 

Public Radio, when done right is? … anyone?

Siruis’ly, anyone? Public Radio 📻

Long Long Road to Damas, ‘cus fuck Saul!!! That why Annie Fofie… that Be Two, Bay-beat.

C’mon Ewe guys, Public Radio???

— No, no… not pubic radius, that’s another thing, public Radio, anyone?

I know who’s going to dress like “the gimp” at La Palme d’Or, this makes 3.

Note to editors : i don’t know how i am going to do it, but each paragraph will have a corresponding snapshot and one-each cutline.

Instant replay

I’m gonna take Willie Heist Geist to the BHV via the HdV… and Katty Kay, nevermind the reptiles.

ibid.

 

Witt musical guest:

Expensive charisma from a second-hand Goodwill 👐🏻

 

Kier Symons and the Pussy Chyp-riots

But first, let’s play hardball … Ewe son-of-a-bitch, Agent Angle reports from the Last Floor of Hidalgo en París… Amarillo no me pongo, it’s a kin feeling like the wetness when she comes… amarillo es mi color ; to blame Mí for that hue would be like blaming water for getting wet.

The Middle Ages as seen from Space.

… or the Middle Ages for being bleak.

And Eye quotes : that nigger owes Mí five bucks

On The Road Again.

RUE ≡ ƎUЯ… ∴ … EUR is = to : the first part of a SEGUE knot the Hi! güey, on that Junction on 🛣️ I–10 ; donc… David Ignatius (sir) Eye believes that you are looking at Baltimore with that [same] orthodox angle of your dad. Join Mí, motherfucker for a shot of whiskey and some tapas outside the Architect’s bus stop for lesson ONE and a 🎼 jam 🎹 Öüï 🪘likes 🪇 to 🪊 call : maths and la biblioteca. 

De Eurovia a Segovia (sometime during the Middle Ages)

1. Les paradoxes de l’improvisation

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Come As Ewe Are.

Bitch, i’m a bus!

 

∴ this is an inter~mission and a by-pass to Damascus, because fuck Paul and his disciples, ok?

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Ladies in Gemini : The United Nations 🤡 of Donald Trump

I’m, too sexy for this post.

American (U.S.) Strategy : shut up and OBEY.

Fred Christ Trump

Now before Öüï heads over to the U.N. Security (👮🏿‍♂️mall 👮🏻‍♂️) Council, Eye is going to relay to Rachel Maddow that little ol’ i has in fact seen the Kuwaiti Air Defenses hot-dog an F-15E to the ground at 500-800 meters from my post… Issy-We-were herringboneing back from an oil 🔥 field like the one at the Paris Tourism Board and/or HdV.

Ciao bella… of course one has to be French to tell the tale

 

On the menu today, it’s Paris Fashion Week (sponsored by The United Nations Security Council) with instant soupe à l’oignon (with a grant from the good people at Sant’Egidio at Saint-Merri) spiked with whiskey and a bit of lemon juice (donated by the clochards at Saint-Eustache).

… memo to Messina 🫟 it’s MOTT THE HOPPLE, but yes, Ziggy scored it. I know jack about improvisational moments and even less about jazz.

Öüï don’t need no stinking Éphémérides

Tonight on the Marjolena Kalten-Portentelephone : ?is hate fun¿ Find out at 19h, 7pm if youse in Potomac times.

Fool Moon Over Faux Voltiere

Fuckn’ kids, Ewe tells those fuckers “Come As You Are” and the little psychos take your Word for IT!, —DAT motherfucker.

… any 🦉 hoot, hoy no hubo Jazz, David Ignatius… didn’t you hear Pete Hegseth, you old fuck?… Öüï must protect our bodily fluids. Jesus Christ, Ignatius.

Dime-a-dozen

But yes Marjolaine, little ol’ i wants you. Tonight at 19h33, don’t be late… still to come : Chavela Sör Ling.