La Nuit Blanche 2026 — legend

Naturally, the first response from the populace after a night of the Circus 🎪 is the Magus, o como decían en ROMA : la marcha (Issy-it’s-White).

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La Nuit Blanche 2026… in local news, Bernadette Chirac will accompany Lyhanna to the other side and then she will join Jacques at Montparnasse… Carlos Fuentes is standing by wearing a top hat and fraq.

 

Previously on A Hard THEYS Night, it was The Night Before followed by The Morning After en La Marcha de RotoMagus (Rouen).

So by now it’s close to 3 in the morning, a policeman kindly wakes me up, and by kindly i am not being facetious becuase the cop didn’t overstep his authority, which he could have—but he didn’t… “excuse me sir,” i heard a voice asking so i knew that it wasn’t a fellow clochard waking me from whatever dream on my REM that i happened to be going through ; by now it’s the 19 of December and just as i had predicted earlier in night two hours at most was the sleep that i would get

fléau (azote) : De l’ arbre hisp. assáwṭ, et celui-ci de l’ ár. clas. sawṭ.
       1.  m . Instrument de torture fait de cordes nouées et parfois hérissé de pointes.

Besando azote by the Seine 😵‍💫

— Would you mind coming to the station? A woman told us that you might have seen a group of people inside of the park earlier in the night.

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It was the Saturday before Noël and so maybe that was the reason why the night before not a single cop could be found around La Bourse de Pinault or the playground in Les Halles, i tried to find one or at least a mall security guard to no avail, and as i already mentioned on an earlier post the entire ordeal must have lasted at least two hours from the time that i arrived and setup camp in front of the park until finally some revelers crossed a stumbling couple 20 meters from where i was sitting on my ass.

Whip (azote) : Definition of nitrogen as in, Top Fuel Funny Cars Kickstart My Heart
         
1. Chemistry: Chemical element (symbol N; atomic number 7 ;
atomic mass 14.008)

— Are you Ok? Do you know this man?, Where are you taking her?

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Rapid questions from the one of the women who met the stumbling duo at the Baltard corridor which connects La Bourse with La Canopée (yellow arrow 1, on the map legend).

— « t’inquiète » … I am only helping her to the bus stop.

At that point the woman started to ask more questions and she just so happened to have looked my way and against my better judgement I discreetly waved her over with my right arm to come my way.

Sexual Healing on The Morning After… no justice no peas.

Bad Company — ISSY-Ewe-Can play with Madness 🕴🏼

Fcukers — La Nueva Pjaa

But first! Öüï switches it over to Austin, Texas, where The Daily Stoic is either painting his porch or peddling Russian “propaganda¹”… i see your 🦉 hooters 🦉 on that there Calendar of Wisdom and just for the sake of “short phrases” and “unknown flowers”, i raise you The Philosophical Herbarium.

~. ˢᵒtsugi ; 186 mars/avril 2026 “TURN UP THE BASS, MOTHERFCUKERS

Do[lorem ipsum goes here] so Carpe Diem motherfcukers.

¹~. A Calendar Of Wisdom, by Leo Tolstoy.

Las comparaciones, María Antonia, por eso son odiosas… y por eso las ostras (y los ostros) están siendo robadas y robados de su única posesi⊕n, en fin María Antonia la paella de hoy incluye la almeja que Patrick se llevó :

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… en fin Jackie Alemany, you say that you can spice up a mean paella, well Mí myself and off course, Eye, goes to the source in Valencia for the sake of pa’Lourdes in Pau.

J’te l’dis quand même, that this is a work in progress, but then again no, i never wanted to be a sculptor… that trade is for the fishes in Nice.

 

Can someone, anyone please put back the smile on Lorène de Sousbeille please, she sho’ is the bomb (Öüï ol’ and young agree 👍🏾) but that fucking explosion 💥 background is starting to get worn out ; how about if y’all bring in the garden girl for a fucking change FABIEN NAMIAS?

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… Next up : Karen BASS from L.A.

Don’t make me call out the boat-to-Pont Neuf³ and head over to Quai de Garigliano to kick your ass with some of that ChaYote that you seem to enjoy on the warmongering beat 🪘.

³~. It’s the same boat that Eye took to Cairo… i’m telling you Fabien, it’s fucking Madness 🕴🏼any 🦉 hoot 🦉 it’s that time again (after 61 of the 250 years) in ALABAMA when “the blacks” head on out to the bridge, to show solidarity we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) head on over to California’s 35th Congressional District where POMONA is on the ballot and that’s how Öüï’s going to fill that oval next to Norma’s name.

Picture yourself : on a bushy pelouse waiting for Julio to arrive

It Never Entered My Mind… Vibrating chairs for pundits, imagine what it will DEW for the radius around the Seine.

Today’s ice cream is sold in a weave 🧺 basket and it’s RED. Over at France 2 it’s Toulouse sausages with Popcorn for the film.

Ewe need me on THAT wall, Hidalgo.

Now showing.

 

Pomodoro Tomatillo de Munera productions présent:

📍Dinner and a movie 🍿

Saint-Tropez de nuevo y Con La Misma Piedra. En cuestión de amores I bet you think this shirt is about you

Le Luth Continue, Lutecia.

Glad Tidings and a Happy Meal near your pelouse… it’s Get Back to Sciences Po with your host Donald “McDo” Morrison and the doors au Mans chez Marcel Marceau… it’s where mimes go to fuck. And if your name is Johanne Marie Grazia Poisson, you know exactly where THE STREET of that centro de formación for mute clowns is in relation to that McDo near the 24-Hour Track… “ya llegó Nikki LAUDA” 🏎️ John Player Special is at The POLE 🚦🚥🚦🚥… 🚧

And, Révérend Al Sharpton… did Joe Scarborough just fuck up George Foreman’s obituary? Jesus Christ, Joe!!! No TouLOUSE Saucisse for you 👨🏿‍🍳… here’s your short-order Joe:

Tue’res 🐂 La Nueva España… with LETTUCE 🥬 and TOMATOES, hold the pickles 🔱.

Deux Boules and Two Lousy Sausages, would you like a Corndog with that order, sir? 

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Remember Durango, Larry? Well nevermind that shit here comes Vera Cruz

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she did squeezed Chuck’s lemons, so Zeppelin probably goes here but Öüï’s not 2-sure about a collarless jailbird jean jacket, but being that The Republic went from Lafayette to Himmler in less than a trip to Mars, my guess is that Chuck could very well be singing, Duh!!! —Promised 🇮🇱 Reich.

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she squeezed Chuck’s lemons. Eye just can’t say and/or stress that enough.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

🪄 Gaita Frenética  🎩…
Vamos al fandango
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Note to editors 🐶…
Pay attention perros,
After the bridge, Wee’s gonna cover
The Birth of Corn Dog 🐕

Vizorek is not funny: said the werewolves, terrible comedian, une minute de silence, France Tú killed the funnies in Moulineaux.

En México hoy hay PUENTE por los Óleos del Tata. Sin EMBARGO (no pun intended, Animal Político) las remesas gave more, a lot more, and unless Elon Musk extinguished your USAid “terror-dollars” (Animal Político)… dangling participle goes here… [A]nd if you know who Brian Lesko is, then you know that Brian Lesko was the shit.

Bailemos la Gaité … yo poncho y jorrobo tú corsé y corpiño 👅

Sopht-porn lover and part-time French politician demands that Columbia returns Lady Liberty to its rightful place, The Suez Canal 🗽, or Egypt if La Gaité Lyrique is occupied by ‘the masses’.