Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

… 🧜‍♀️ you didn’t have to but thanks for Roberto Carlos

You are fucking crazy :

🎵 Hurry up, take your time—choice is yours don’t be late.

“They think that they are the emperor of Latin America”: embajador de China arremete contra Estados Unidos.

China’s ambassador to Chile, Niu Qingbao ; adding that, “it is not the first time that Washington proclaims itself as the owner of América…”

https ://www .elmostrador .cl /noticias /pais /2026/08/28 /se-creen-el-emperador-de-america-latina-embajador-de-china-arremete-contra-estados-unidos/

VENEZUELA follows, and Sheinbaum sits this one down.

… why, indeed Siren, y must i chase the Kat.

whY? Because it’s all Greek to Mí! Period.

Why does Wyoming get to drop the aitch?

Response: porque la hache es muda.

In China, (must be read in a Donald John Trump voice) SHYNA. The excelentísimos in Chile are accusing Washington (not the president there, but the entire United States of America) of being the wanna-be emperors of all Banana Republics south of Canada, including Wyoming.

Up next for BRADLEY COOPER, thank god for Rahm Emanuel

… and Jacqueline Alemany, Jacqueline Andere knew it : y’En las tocadas de rock, ya solo va poder cantar

³~. La Hija de DAVID GROHL… ♫ Muchos azules, en la ciudad—a toda hora—queriendo agandallar—NO—ya no los quiero ver más.

No Beatle offspring was harmed in the making of this blog.

 

… and starring as Enrique Guzmán : Dave Grohl.

… from a distance, Jonathan Capehart, stop focusing on Dick.

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In local news, a head-on collision between a car and a bus stop caused the British Invasion to go un-noticed en l’Estación de l’Ah-De-Oh.

Bus Stop She … 💥 nevermind.

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and after all the Sirens came and went, Jackie wore a fucking net, so predictable, unlike that [other*] un-reliable pundit!

Come As Ewe Are, for the record, * = “muffin hunt” on FOX news tv.

for the record, I (armando segovia) wanted/needed to take a nap, but it’s ok… everybody knows an ‘american’ and gosch-darn it, they got spending dollars.

Still to come on The MorJo Show l’hija d’Enrique Guzmán stars in the historical fiction, “Youse As Fake as An Eye-talian Amphitheater.”

GTA on the BFM of la FranceTV y tu mamá también

The Circus

Let’s play hardball on the trampoline.

… speak for yourself, Pulitzer Prize-ween’er Jon Meachum, sorry if i mispelled Wily Gaist-es name. I KNEW exactly what went down that escalator. Polite society and Raphäel Moran made sure of Iran.

Now Be Nice among yourselves

Baby You Can Drive My Car, ISSY-EYE-CAN see paradise by the DASHBOARD Light.

 

No insistas CNEWS, say no to silk-knee breeches and other assorted CRIS–TE–ROS del Opus-Dei on the Sansculottides of to-theys date de l’Année 234 de la République, à Picpus.

I’ve seen this ‘perra’ Aussie, it’s straight out of a HELLER tragicomedie on Donald John Trump’s incubator of pundits³ turned cabinet adherents or federal judges.

³~. FOX NEWS

Last time that Eye dropped out (on acid) the bitch went live before a CAPTIVE audience with her porn name tucked between her legs (patas en Francés del bueno) into what was once called “the msnbc’s” and her stage name was MEGAN KELLY.

https ://www .rawstory .com /2013/01 /fox-news-megyn-kelly-hosts-bizarre-porn-name-talk-monica-crowley-is -muffin-hunt

 

Partons en francés means « partimos » en El País

Partons

Partons

 

Partons, pues… and since you are so good at “pole building” donald john trump, you don’t get to lower America on her mast.

Americana, it’s a timepiece really, more than anything else in Them United States en Inglés.

 

Let’s go~go then and take the opportunity to remind Alejandro Lora (y también a su señora) that Öüï don’t select La Partida that is dealt to US in France on a daily basis, Eye just work it Nine to Five and then some.

In local news, the filthy French are working together with the Brits, and Canada, yes that piece of the New World who speaks French (bad Fremch any how) is letting Ol’Kentucky be Kentucky on their shelf… and Mrs. ROBINSON, never mind Joltin’Joe, where has Dolly gone?

With that in mind, Ven y More, Americana…

Never mind the trim lines

Let It Be quilted follows

 

youse gonna need a muy bueno Puente para ese 🤠 Penta-Grama 🎼

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Any güey, Jackie Alemany – Mary Jane is percolating now

Ahhh! PRAIRE shit… Jackie pulled the punch-bowl Miami guayabera look. And Öüï loves’er for it. But seriously, what is Jackie hiding under Magnum’s Hawaiian Punch guayabera. And nigga’Gene you know it’s the end-of-thyme when Alemany wears a sort-a/kind-of guayabera before Pablo Torre graces Morning Joe with his translucent take from The Philippines.

Nunca Digas Que No, but just a quick reminder to all non-readers and it’s quite Simplemente simple if knot 《 sympa 》como a veces dicen los bretones³ : has patria parisino, GO HOME!.

“Perhaps the Bretons sometimes feel like they’re being invaded, especially with the heatwave. But they should be welcoming to the poor Parisians, surrounded by concrete.”

Abel Boyi from RMC’er TV sarcastically discovering that Öüï, in-deed!!! White racism exists, but only in Saint-Malo.

Not quite at Afrikaner specs, but they are fixing whole

“Haz Patria Mata Un Chilango“, ahora en francés para los muy parisinos de Banderilla, Veracruz, y sus embajadoras en Shiwagüita, Chihuahua.

Now don’t be affraid of the Bannon man, nothing can be done for all of the artifices to intimidate United Statsians so that they can may vote, but it’s a free country soooo, TAKE YOUR GUN TO THE POLLS. You are going to need it any how after Bannon’s minions block the parking lot.

Anyhow, i keep thinking that it’s Sunday so i (Armando Segoiva) am going to take a nap and i hope that twenty years don’t pass me by. Before the sleep monster get his dues , Eye Has Something To Say/r/tiresaretheenemy

 

And starring as Ronald Reagan : dumber

Mr. Dumb, melt down this ICED 👅

Fuck you Joe Scarborough and Nancy Reagan, —aussi.

As a citizen of Fort Knox:

Yoko Ono is still honeymooning down by the Seine

 

Bjork is OK with this post, and if she is not well… she’s a Sugarcube and she can try to bring back Goldie in Nigel Farage’s land.

Au Royaume-Uni, Nigel Farage réélu député sans surprise dans cette élection absurde : 🗑face

 

Ladies in Gemini : El TACOnTENTO

Bodily fluids

It’s knot one taco, and not tú TACO, but Three Tacos in The Gulf of Hormuz³, mention the code “Pete Hegseth” and get a conmemorative bottle of Tehran Treaty Testosterone Capsules.

³~. (soon to be renamed ‘el golfo d’Iran’ in honor of the gulf of america)

Nothing You Can’t SEA that Nolan didn’t show… love and a bunch of money is ‘olEwe needs.

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Kentucky windage 🎯

Turks are turking on the MoreJoShow — Let’s Play Hardball

Abolish Thanksgiving in Ankara, and in Washington, a horse is a horse of course and the press is depressed surprise, surprise.

 

I hate to say, IT!… but that is one CROWLEY on a FULL MOON cover-up of THE SUN, in Spain no less.

GOLD! Eye tells Ewe.

 

… and Katty Kay, why are rednecks so afraid of “socialism” when thier choice for president is the full-fledged, or established authoritarian, if youse a WALL STREET COMMUNIST. Must be the seasoning on that there turkey-in-chief.

Any 🦉 hoot, Alicia Menendez, where was i ?

El otro Lyon

El otro Lyon as viewed from El Sena.

Ah, yes! El Norte se convirtió en El Sur, y como dice el actual suegro de Aquaman, “Fidel is running stocks in Wall Street and El Che is grillin’ burgers al estilo double meet”.