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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

It’s just another fucking Monday

Lait français — FOCH you William II… VP’s wife abuse bullying comes courtesy of The 🇬🇧 Guardian, no thanks to the fucking “child molesting” BBC³.

 

³~. Profile: Jimmy Savile, the type of “editing” that Trump wants from the BBC

Coming up on “It goes to show you never can tell”, pre-tween sex doll retailer Shein, draws 50,000-plus people in five days at paris’ BHV

The men are running to Shein, only in theaters.

 

… and not that it matters (anymore, it seems) tomorrow is Armistice Tuesday, on that day at the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, royalty began to lose all of it’s ZAMUNDA charm in Western-style democracies, 107 years later gold trimmings and the SS-Totenkopfverbände in Chicago and across Chuck Berry’s “promise land” seem to be making a comeback :

I want my Toten Hosen and Another Brick on The Wall

 

perhaps it’s the nostalgia of “the roaring 20’s” at Mar-a-Lago, either way, it appears that the U.S. Senate democrats are a bunch of pussies or maybe, just maybe Minority House Leader, Hakim Jefferies, is felling left out with Mayor-elect Mamdani’s stance on how to take on the Nazi playbook of Donald John Trump and his satraps across stolen indigenous lands.

This guy took Spanish in High School, and he got a D– (Dee minus).

 

For the record, Öüï highlights mister Hakeem (sorry if Eye mispelled your name) Jefferies on account that Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer is the pussy-molded face of MAINE Republican senator, Susan Collins.

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And ladies & gentlemen, I’d like to present: Muhammad Ali³

³~. Powder Blue… a song by Ween 🤠; Öüï’s been told that Chixdiggit 🍁. Goooo, Dodgers! 🐂.

Powder Blue… respect for the Blue Jays but in the words of “FLUFFY” you can piss up a rope, Mister Richard Smoker, because you certainly are a poopy poker, I bet that the Dog Meat that you eat comes from L’Argentina, what-with you sounding like one of those Christian MAGA supporter and all. No offense to Lennon, but you sir are one hellova ONO YOKER.

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USO JUSTO DE TODOS LOS MEDIOS

Goooo, Dodgers! Sources close to Joseph Charles Scarborough III‘s yacht in Nantucket, U.S.A., relay that Morning Joe is not happy for The 2025 MLB Champions of that baseball tournament, recent data and comments made by that sonovabitch during The Morning Mika Show reveal that Joseph Scarborough (Charles ‘the’ 3rd) would not be happy (also) if the Los Angeles Dodgers would not have succeed over the TORO(nto) Blue Jays in Canada, but that is only because “Joey” is one of them East Coast ‘cosmopolitan elites‘ who still believe in Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan and of course, —Manifest Destiny.

 

“There you go again, ruining baseball, one Series at a time”.

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Ronald Reagan’s farewell address.

Help Mí, motherfucker, Scrape The Mucus off My Brain.

Now to be fair, there is one downside to the Dodgers winning the MLB tournament and that is the trip that the organization must make to the White House, so pena of Donald Trump deporting all of the Japanese from Chavéz Ravine if The Dodgers should boycott that last road trip of the 2025 season.

1 de noviembre — Goooo, Dodgers ⚾

Top of the 3rd…

This is an intermediary frame in change

 

Dodgers score, man-on-third with Fredie Freeman at the Plate… 1 — nothing,  L.A… bases loaded with Mookie at the Plate and it’s 3 — nothing, L.A… Öüï got U.S. a ball game (you are welcome).

Bottom of the 3rd… an error in Center-field costs Yamamoto one run. 3 — 1, L.A. on to the Fourth and circumstances beyond our control prevents Mí from making notes for this most non-consequential blog, but not from watching the game develop as ghouls go by.

Told y’all that it was going to be a Day of The Dead Series… and Cousin Joe, who’s the bum now? Must be you motherfucker, must be you. Now go clean that fucking tea spill on your yacht.

De cualquier puta manera : Goooo, Dodgers!

Hoy por ser Día de La Raza… Cervantes follows

En un lugar de Montreuil, de cuya calle no quiero acordarme, o algo así en La Mancha 🫟 Urbana de Hidalgo y Pécresse.

Tan Credo tu credo.

 

Lo sospeche desde un principio … “everyone is gay³”.

³~. All Apologies. Nirvana

Eye wished i, was like Ewe… easily a muse.

 

En fin Avi Velshi, are you still hung-up on all of that George Orwell stuff?  The Anarchist Cookbook is where it’s at, although using the word “reactionary” is such dirty word with the people of La Sorbonne, or her United Statesian cousins at the CUNY or, that “animal house” called Columbia University. At least it was in the teen-years of the Third Millenium, or the year 2000 if you are a fucking Mormon.

Predator : Badlands… Science is the pray, not the hunter.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, if you are wondering why the Barbary Pirates are not taking advantage of the breakdown of The Federalists Papers and Madisonian Democracy with a dirty bomb 💣, it is because as Napoléon Buena-parte said :

First they came for the crazy ducks, then stuttering pigs were erased from His-story, and then off-course in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the 👯‍♀️ motherfucking 👯‍♂️ bunnies.

“never interrupt your INFIDEL enemy…” while The UNITED STATES of America is making an entire Encyclopedia Británica of mistakes.

15 de septiembre… el grito de Lola

Viva Hidalgo… entonces pues FEY, como dijo René : Atrévete Te-Te y ya no andes cantando interpretado a Nuno en el clóset de Saúl. Regardless of los puentes de l’independencia the first victim of Dana White’s shredding of the Muhammad Ali Reform Act was El Himno Nacional de Las Chivas del Guadalajara.

Hoy no hubo himno porque Jaime Nuno agarró puente desde el pasado viernes.

En contexto, Polanco, “Al Diablo (con) Los Periodistas”, who needs Alarma! when Fiesta Mexicana (en Guadalajara) plays a cumbia on the background of the news about a young woman destripada and laying in a pool of her own bodily fluids. Now that!

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That is how TV Azteca combierte a la Juventud Venezolana en Jalisco into “stone-cold-killers’.

On the menu : Sushi Oriental de Cuernavaca… 🎶 y las balsas desde Disneylandia París en Chessy a Groenlandia.

Now i’ve been to Three State Fairs, two rodeos and at least Six Scottish Löcs including the one where Jimmy Page killed “Nessie” and turned it into all sorts of sushi 🍣, but never Katty Kay, i’ve never seen a cunt that stretched so wide and long in London Town. Never, Katty Kay.

Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s Day or when Civil War on Morning Joe is announced and branded by Donnie Deutsch.

Happening right now, Donald John Trump is trying to divert the attention from his involvement in the Epstein Porn Collection on VHS.

In the mean while… Öüï now returns to our regular spiel in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Pablo Torre is pissing on the Dark Side of The Moon and Canelo just relinquished his Belt.

Trust the process, Pablo.

This Bud’s For You : Eye is an Antichrist and Öüï reddits a lot, a lot mister President.

 

Issy-Colonel-Avia, Canelo’s legacy in the Boxing world will not suffer one tiny bit after his loss against a guy who goes by the name of “Bud”, however…

French Tacos are now feeling Japanese.

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Up next, Donald Trump goes to the U.K., hilarity ensues when EPSTEIN’S name is everywhere

Ketch up Red Team.

In Memoriam 🇨🇱 Salvador Allende

Donald goes to a baseball game… and Every Yankees fan remembers how he mocked the Twin Towers by making the Saudi Arabia attack about his fucking desire for a Nobel Peace Prize.

What’s good for a British ambassador is good for a sitting U.S. President of America… enjoy the rosbifs, the fish and chips, but most importantly Donald, them bad teeth.

Happy Birthday to Ewe.

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1 de septiembre… no Claudia no cry*

*~. Bob Marley was a she in Baum fag, and Morning Joe is on tape NOW. It’s Labor Day and Joe Scarborough is anchoring his yacht somewhere in The South of France next to his Polish buddy Piotr 🎩 Szczerek, the two will snatch baseball caps from unsuspecting French children in the heart of Marseille.

Kill the rich.

Why Marsella? Dr. Frankenstein asked, and the monster replied, because Ewe bastard, just because.

It’s informe day in Mexico and that can only mean one thing, masiosare acecha y “acuerdate d’Acapulco”, this is no time for siesta, —sister.

👽 El planeta es mío con todos sus japoneses

Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s they

Goooooooo, Dodgers.

Coco Wash is not Agua Celeste. Kabuki Cowboys.

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Play ball… and Katty Kay are you wearing Yellow to be Mello, or are you just being coy? Especially today when Lyndon Baines Johnson signed the BILL that declared that you were never ment to be beautiful VOTING ACT .

Ewe basterd ☢️

Any 🦉 hoot, let’s get Bach to basics, Madame Hidalgo… Sébastien is falling out of the wall. Art is not going to fix itself, crime on the other hand will always find SciencesPo bureaucrats.

San Fernando 34 approves

Öüï interrupts Wednesday’s transmission on on a BEAUTIFUL Friday morning due to The 🤠 Gap 🤠 Band 🤠 dropping a Bomb on Chávez Ravine.

 

Ursula EU entre la Monnaie y la Samaritaine

In the European interest, Donald Trump just negotiated a major blowjob for the Trump Trust and the Red Light District in Frankfort, Kentucky… courtesy of George Clooney and his big Kamela Harris/Hillary Clinton’s payment and/or re-IMBURSMENTS to the Jefferey Epstein’s Épisodes on Martin Luther King’s Day.

This Is For The People of The Sun
VIVA LA RAZA

Dear Donald Trump John, fuck you and the 60 million reasons for which The United States of America are responsible for. What is happening in Gaza is LAS VEGAS, NEVADA’S fault and, motherfucker, the Middle East. Uncle Sam broke it, Uncle Sam bought it.

Tuesday’s Up, nigger!

Carl weeps on the Rosetta Alligator jail

And Israel, the 🇮🇱 NAZI 🇮🇱 uniform fits to the T, to the Tee 🏌🏼… it all started with them BROWN SHIRTS at the ghetto.

With that in mind, across The Atlantic, MÉXICO was not inaugurated nor was La Raza born with the mixing of Spaniards and Chilangos del Distrito Federal.

Lucky Nº 13 ✍🏼 ♠️ Impeccable Timing 🎸

Paul recommends this blog. Ewe can catch Paul in the Nice House by The Sea:

From Nativity in Black to an Eric Clapton show, After Midnight, the margaritas are on Jefferey Epstein’s “J.P. Dimon’s” account, drink up niggers.

 

Witt that in My ‘nd…

Julio Guereka took the morning, the night, and the following 24 hours off, but that is only because Claudia Sheinbaum wanted to listen to Las Muertas de Juárez in Stereo and Julio Guereka delivered them en mono. Julio Guereka is scheduled to return to La Chaveña on Friday.

No tenéis ni puta idea.

Mike Huckabee’s Magical Mystery Israel gets bitch-slapped by the Jews in The State of Israel, any 🦉 hoot, Benny Hinn takes on the role of Ricardo Arjona’s son-in-law in The West Bank.

Mean Streak Time… Stimulate some action.

Geo Mean Streak Times