Later on “The Siren’s Call”… Nikola Tesla meets Semolina Pilchard

Ebony and Ivory and “How To Scale The Elephant in The Gulf Streams”.

Breaking on the Indie Pop industry, the irony gets lost in Joe Scarborough favorite album for the 21st Century… “Your Ex-lover is Dead”, really Joe? Are “Öüï” projecting here? Is that your Russian Escape, Congressman?  Here’s a projection for your Soundtrack, baby. Let’s take Elvis to Spain. The King’s never been.

Douglas Fairbanks… Erroll Flynn the original Nazi in The Gulf of México. Don’t believe Mí,? Luc-it-up, Robin. Look it up, Dougie used to Yatch his way up and down the Redneck Riviera and the Riviera Maya and Erroll, the son of a bitch, even ran firearms from Veracruz to the TECOS siege en Guadalajara.

 

… not smooth, baby. Wrinkles is where, IT!, is at.

The Most Important Album of the first 25 years of the Century (any century, boy).

… like a Rolling 🕶️ Stone.

And in Washington, in Washington it’s only WEAK TOO in King Don’s Sweet Sugar Daddy’s Administration in Mardi Gras. Any… what kind of sick Yatch owner would wish it was Monday? Not the Bangles when The Chiefs are Going To Disneyland, and Douglas Fairbanks, Eye knew The Real Zorro and Öüï knows that Ewe are the original Q. The rest, well the rest is a manipulation of the ballad of Joaquín Murrieta by some French fuck from Isigny-sur-Omaha Beach in Normanland.

… Like the F.B.I., —and the C.I.A.

AMA, Deus… In Rock and Roll History Elvis finished recording GUADALAJARA

Ok, mister Ask Mí Anything, who killed Moe Zart?

French internets

 

The Last Action Hero, silly rabbit… but never mind the Man in The Iron Mask, that’s just the ex-finance Minister that who inspired Versailles before Molière showed him his last play before he (the finance Minister, not Molino) was sent to jail. Happy Birthday Vaux-le-Vicomte. F. Jean-Baptiste Colbert, particulièrement, Francis.

F. Kurt Vonnegut.

Meanwhile, it’s 1612 and over in Spain, Felipe (the third in that line-up) not the current one, grants the first privilege to a French composer to operate the first brothel in the vicinity of La Plaza de Toros Rodolfo Gaona in JALISCO, Mexico. The bullring, predates the Gaona christening and for those who insist that La Tauromaquia has nothing to do WITH MEXICAN CULTURE can just go ahead and sign the petition of MONTERREY to rename The Gulf of México to The Gulf of King Don*, because the oldest bullring in the world, next to Nîmes 🏟️ and 🏟️ Arles, is in Mexico, not Spain; but then you must Remember This: that all of the bullrings lead back to Rome, y Roma (corazón) —es amor.

There it is, the elephant in the room, Ladies in Gemini.

*~. The Title of “Don King” was already taken by another well-known Manhattan huckster 🥊 named The 🕶️ Hurricane.

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The Cable Guide:

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On Al Arabiya, the Saudi State owned programming chain, an exclusive with Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin. The interview focuses on the Governess casting couch call for a post in the Trump 2.0 Administration, the free-for-all exchange will include a behind the scenes analysis by Sam Stein recapitulating Palin’s casting couch 🛋️ interviews throughout the years starting with the MSNBC Deadline Classic, “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”.

All Along The Pompidou Watch-Torre with Evita Pundita.

Over on the Peacocks, “Mika’s Confessions” features a controversial « Who Wore It Best, Chapeau! ». The segment includes a tête à tête entre Bob Dylan’s ‘classic Cordobés” and Melania Trump’s ‘Third Reich Nostalgia Funeral hat’.