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Double Fantasy — Just Like Starting Over

Down at The Sunset Barbershop 🌄 it’s Elvis’ Birthday and to celebrate, Charles de Gaulle just became the First President of France and the Watergate Trials begin. In an ironic twist, The United States of America declare “War on Poverty” and a fucking UFO is spotted by a French farmer (on strike, of course) in TRANS-en-Provance… no word if the aliens were androgynous-like or just your average Aladin Sane cat from Japan kind.

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Here’s one for the Ages… it’s from The Sirens 🚒 of The 🚨 World, and from the one with the curse of Claudia de Pointe du Lac de Lioncourt, no less… Gaëlle the fox.

Musical Guest:
The AMG 🐴 Pinto Barbershop Quartet featuring Marjolena Kalten-Porten Siren

In Gaëlle’s cuntless (\) world³, the disk jockey wonders what François Mitterrand would do in a world where Elvis was a 90-years old honkey? According to Ziggy Stardust, Marshall Petin would buy that ∴rquitect a fucking guitar, because El Infierno is always looking for talent and Mister Miterrand will certainly have more than 10.000 hours to play that Lyra like a French Wednesday Noon-time Wail 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🧜‍♀️

³~. Gaëlle is a Siren🧜‍♀️ and much like vampires, Gaëlle is missing part of what made Bobbie a Woman

January 8, 1959… Fidel enters Havana, thus securing the future of Alicia Menendez at the Festival de La Calle Ocho in “little Havana”.

And with that, we switch, IT!, over to La Pundita in Manhattan to close another edition of January 8. Congratulations to the Events that made the day and better coverage next year to the Algerian Protocols that didn’t; and let’s see what tu morro will bring.

Take IT!, a güey!!!

Sprechen sie deutsch, mister Krugerrand motherfucker?

 Comm gib mir deine Krugerrand

PSALM 33 : The only true thing in life is La Lucha Libre, hear yea, hear yea: Catch!!! Glory, Glory Hallelujah—the masked man marches on. My Name is Armando Segovia and fuck David Hogg. That’s my chair, mister Hogg, mine. Any 🦉 hoot, mister Young Hogg you must get in the Ring with EDWARD THE CONFESSOR before you can even think about bringing The Kids in The Hall 🤳🏽 to The DNC, man!

Let It Be — It’s A Tijuana Mystery.

“It ain’t necessarily so”… it’s a Mystery, mi rey, it’s a mistery but one thing for sure is that Lorène got bitten by a chihuahua and the French presenter sport(ed) the “agropecuario” look during the BFM’er version of Güey Too Early show, but she is definitely missing her Resistol® 🤠, no word from the camera-shot if Sousabeille is wearing regular Tony Lama boots or UGG Boots like French narcos do.

The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts includes the Long Lost Illegitimate Great Grand Daughter of Davy Crockett, the one and only, Texas Representative Jasminnnnnne Crrrrrrrocketttt!!! Crockett is fighting the current Republican Speaker of The House Mike Johnson.

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In local news, it’s official the city of Paris just outlawed new dentists in and around each of her 20 arrondissements, bringing back the anti-dentite theys of the 1930’s in Vichy’s Labs.

In this section the student will reference Cedillo’s “Los Nazis en México” and, the student will also superimpose Zedillo’s “alternancia de Los Pinos” at the turn of the Twentieth Century and the end of Prince’s political Party of 1999.

But first, Öüï switch it over to Abbey Road where George Harrison (the most Mexican³ of all The Beatles) just took a page from Cardinal Glick in New Jersey, and the so-called “Dark Horse”, in an effort to drive more Sheeple to church, introduced Lucha Libre to the Anglican Church.

³~. Ask Dhani, 25 years-ago tomorrow, his Mexican mom neutralized a knife-wielding intruder with a chimney bellow changing with a single BLOW the stigma and stereotype of los hijos de “la chingada”.

Lat / Long : 19°42’N / 155°05’W Los Hilos de Claudia 🇲🇽

 Musical guest:
G20 Desafinado en La Bossa Nova

In local KNEWS at La Amazonia de Brasilia, Mexican Presidenta, Claudia Sheinbaum Porten-Kalten Adelita, is asking her outgoing Gringo counterpart, Joseph Grifo³ Biden, about MAYO en pleno NUKEBEMBER.

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³~. Grifo is Castellano for the French “Robinete” and STONER for your average Mexican marihuano.

Anyhow, after the break Dasha Burns jumps on the Monica Lewinsky Trampoline… Tuesday’s Gone, but Öüï still remember when a Presidential blow 🌬️ job was more severe than the Congressional fucking of a 17 year-old.

AFN News 📰:

It’s 1998 and The U.S. House of Representatives Judiciaire Committee begins the review of the president’s cum-stains on a White House aide named Monica.

Girls Jumping on Tus Days Trampolines on a blue turf.

Over at The Gettysburg Address, Öüï now know that THE CIVIL WAR death toll was worst in Confederate States than on The Union side of Mason/Dixon Line… 🦚

You_wish — International Religious Freedom Act of 1998³

Please stand-by for Monday.

In local news:

Taliban minister declares women’s voices among women forbidden

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October 27 is the 300th day of the year, and there are 9 days before the passing of “the football” to the new POTUS on Pennsylvania Ave.

³~. Long name:

An Act to express United States foreign policy with respect to, and to strengthen United States advocacy on behalf of, individuals persecuted in foreign countries on account of religion; to authorize United States actions in response to violations of religious freedom in foreign countries; to establish an Ambassador at Large for International Religious Freedom with the Department of State, a Commission on International Religious Freedom, and a Special Adviser on International Religious Freedom with the National Security Council; and for other purposes.

… right now it’s 312 CE and Constantine the Great is said to have been tripping with “the Vision of the Cross.”

 

We insist, Öüï don’t have a radish for Radner

Good evening, I’m SIRIUS and you’re not. Sunshine units got a jolt in the state of Nevada on a day like today, but of 1985. Even Las Vegas felt the indigestion after MILL YARD detonated 371 meters  below 👇 where Joe Pesci buried a chef. The Eruption marked bomb nº 1035 of 1132 that Uncle Sam detonated between the baby boomers and My Generation, X.

EXTRA – EXTRA !!!³
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Among MILL YARD victims was a gourmand who went by the name of Wells. Aliens across the universe sent their condolences, but the message is just getting in, notwithstanding, the same extraterrestrials learnt of Mill Yard ripples on the instant that that underground bomb went BooM 🤯.

³~. Although as obsolete as a B-52, today is international newspaper delivery THEY 📰.

In Mexico, in Mexico today is DESÉRTICAS 🌵 Day, rameras must wait until the day ends to hook on The Boulevard.

Obituaries

1939 — Eleanor Rigby, 44 years of age… In the year of ’39, according to a Queen representative by the name of May. 

In the U.S. in A., it’s “Hug A Drummer Day”

Badum Tisch 🥁 ❗

“Don’t b[e]e so modest…”, but seriously Jorge

Viva México, Andrew ross Sorkin…. I can smell the tequila on those interest rates and is that MASIOSARE on the tic TOC?

For dos out of the Lupe, Harrison was the most Mexican of all the motherfucking Beatles, including Billy Preston.

Mas si osare un extraño tipo de cambio 💱

For context, whatever row that the U.S. Congress had with AMLO’s final « fuck you » to Justin and Joe seemed to  have been evaporated and distilled into a different Spirit°on the floor behind the agent of greed, CNBC.

°~. Agave, and like a Japanese Cowboy or a ¥ in El Ey, $hogun took the Last Samurai of The Meji Khans by el chongo, o como dicen los franceses, por el “chignon”, así de chingón.

… mas si osare un extraño de pelo largo.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, Jordania.

It seems that the Bull at the bell on Wall Street is celebrating everything that our U.S. wambo-mambo Red Mexican ambassador, Kenny “South Park” Salazar is against/for.

— Well Crank it up! Cousin Joe is now protecting “the people”, talk About a segue to “lying evangelicals”.

“Talk About Lying Evangelicals” is part of the new programming on Telemundo (with Ana Cabrona).

But first, 🇬🇧 it’s Cunts On Parade. Or how I learned to love The Crown.

Be Sharp, motherfuckers.

Corrugated art and “My Generation”

Soul Sacrifice 🥁🪘🎸

Peas 🫛 and 👂 Lobe

Every Thing Is Coming Our Way…
with musical guest:

🪇 Ebony 🧟‍♀️ and 👻 Casper 🪇

Meanwhile at Earth II, deliverance just got rolled back all the way until February 2025.

No par, King.

… Génération Z, their biggest enemy, The Eighties.

God bless, Ronald Reagan, who like Berlusconi in Argentina has a National Airport named after “ Get a job! » 🛬. Now that, that’s a soft segue.

Thyme to Cha-cha 🌴 i’m the driver

Paris, France. 11 July, 2024_ Carnaval barkers are just about ready to greet Stephen Spielberg on La Seine, for the occasion, the Paris City Hall Green Works Division sent a shout-out to El Ey mayor, Karen Bass, by chopping down a young 🌱 elm that blocked the view of some ticket holding schmuck at the Tartines en Seine.

Fuck an elm plant a palm.

… to they in history:

1940 – The Vichy France regime is formally established. Philippe Pétain becomes Chief of the French State, George Clooney’s mom sang La Marseillese with the aid of Milo Minderbender’s Elite Brass Band.

And in local news, the price of coffee beans soared to heights only reached by coconut-less worthless PALMS 🤲🏻, to celebrate the occasion, Parisian Mayor Anne Hidalgo vowed to plant a replacement PALM for ÉVRY elm three cut downed for obstructing The View of Olympic ticket holders to La Seine in Châtelet.

Save an Elm³, fuck a Palm Tree 

Where were we… ah, yes. The Ocean — The 11th Inter-Squadron Parade Jamboree.

 

Quote of the Week:

Now I question whether George Clooney has really spent a lot of time with President Biden in person, I am more of a Matt Damon guy than a George Clooney guy.

Sen. (D-DE) Chris COONS.

Opportunistic elitist prick that George Clooney is, mister أمل علم الدين° wasted no time and decorated the entire quadrant of the Bazar Hôtel de Ville (BHV) with espresso machine paraphernalia advertisment, Jean Dujardin was seen around Le Beaubourg peddling out samples of espresso aluminum capsules to Catholic students from the Saint Merri-Institute of Le Marais. 

°~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Amal_Alamuddin

Any how, Cousin Joe, you know who else can go fuck himself on today’s date?

Only on The George Clooney Show.

Alexander Hamilton, Cousin Joe, that’s who:

1804 – A duel occurs in which the Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr mortally wounds former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton.

But hey, it’s like Peter Baker from The El Paso Times said this morning on the George Clooney Show, “our side of the press room does not take sides, that’s Mara’s side… they are the opinionated at The El Paso Times, knot U.S..”.

And it is with that spirit that even The New York Times wished that it had, that Öüï switch it over to The Stone Roses and The Picture of Mara Gay… just the facts, ma’am:

/2024/06/17 /the-who-the-youngen-sitters³/

Por ejemplo, Mara Gay, do you know what George Clooney didn’t talk about during his morning show? That’s right Peter Baker from The El Paso Times, George Clooney did not addressed the impeachment called upon two SCOTUS Justice’s by AOC.

Here’s the Standard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, it will represent Shakespeare. On the other side of La Mancha is Cervantes 🇪🇸 Molière was busy on account that Jean de La Fontaine stormed La Prison de Vincennes in an attempt to free his main donor from the hole where Colbert (that motherfucker) threw him in just as Molière was staging “Les Fâcheux” at Vaux-le-Vicomte.

Needles to say, La Fontaine kicked Poquelin’s ass because Molière was the useful idiot in Colbert’s plan to take over The Jimmy Kimmel Show… and that’s why the Musketeers sucked against a 16 year old Cid.