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It’s official now : Partial Eclipse on a Blood Corn Crib

Partial Eclipse on a Blood Corn Crib, it’s Fiddler On The Roof with mariachi, tequila, and Bob Plant on VOcals.

Spring Cleaning

Entonces pues Alicia Menendez, are you ready to move on? And why, why Alicia Menendez? WHY are you against Secretary of Defense pulling a YOKO ONO on the The Department of Defense gig?

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2025/mar/29 /pete-hegseth-wife-jennifer-foreign-defense-official-meetings

The fucking Gall, France. It seems like ages since Vlodomir Zelenskyy was getting scorned for wearing battle fatigues to The White House but Eye just saw in Hawaii last week the Secretary of Defense looking like Ted Cruz en Cancún. Talk about the moral booster on the 670-1. Anyhow, don’t try to decipher the Signal, this one is on FreqHop and Öüï is transmitting from a ghost signal.

Skiuz Mí, while I 🌬️ blow a Kiss to Carneiro on her ear

Let the Record Show, Alicia Menendez, that, “her ear” on a mirror is closer to Ewe than Carneiro’s “rear eh”.

– Knock, knock.

Let’s have some cabrito en Monterrey, Cabrona. Unless you prefer pizza… that’s just across the Gulf of America in the Benghazi Bourough of Mar-a-Lago… watch the Ali-gators.

 

— Whose there?

Your turn, next time you surface from the ground, the Great State of Mar-a-Lago is sending U.S. her Best and Brightest eclipsed pupils.

 

– PROVEchoso.

Once upon a time sur les jupes de fip 🧜‍♀️… Clyde was a fag and Bonnie a dyke.

 

— Provechoso who?

I heard that you might be in need of an Alligator wrasler.

Over at BFMer’s Kitchen, La Güera Wira is casting Asparagus on the Tribunal de Justice in Alésia… trou 🕳️ fact, Pepa. It’s Bueno for Ewe. I guarantee, IT! 🐰