A lo maduro, (1x)… América de los americanos

The 11th Hour, “Here, hear… 57 channels and nothing on, except Trou 🕳️ History and 34 felony counts”… que pase el desgraciado, señorita Laura. ¡Qué pase, Donald John Trump! Our Perpy President, “—rocking in the free world”. ¡Qué pase, señorita Laura, qué pase!

Animal Farm… and the Perpetrator’s Presidency of 2025, it’s from here to eternity, except that in this one (version of Universal) the Nazis win.

With musical guest:
Los As-Nos del Nuevo Mundo and The Dehydrated California Fire Hydrants.

Any 🦉 hoot, Symone Sanders, “and justice for all” not on your children’s lifetime, KNOT any Moore, knot any Moore just don’t let him be a Michael, we don’t need another SICKO, Öüï has Luigi Mangione, —more to the Point.

We now return to the End of Monday, where 7 fires in KTLA have taken Granada as Santa Anna* and his winds 🌬️  take a break for The Weekend and Catalina 🏝️ just don’t care.

Double META Speak in 1984 after the Animal Farm burned The Roof… Thanks, Obama!!!

Over at Snope Island, it’s a Fact, ma’am: it was the government, knot JSTOR. It’s was the government’s decision to push Aaron to commit suicide, as a Solution. Not JSTOR.

 

Double Fantasy — Just Like Starting Over

Down at The Sunset Barbershop 🌄 it’s Elvis’ Birthday and to celebrate, Charles de Gaulle just became the First President of France and the Watergate Trials begin. In an ironic twist, The United States of America declare “War on Poverty” and a fucking UFO is spotted by a French farmer (on strike, of course) in TRANS-en-Provance… no word if the aliens were androgynous-like or just your average Aladin Sane cat from Japan kind.

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Here’s one for the Ages… it’s from The Sirens 🚒 of The 🚨 World, and from the one with the curse of Claudia de Pointe du Lac de Lioncourt, no less… Gaëlle the fox.

Musical Guest:
The AMG 🐴 Pinto Barbershop Quartet featuring Marjolena Kalten-Porten Siren

In Gaëlle’s cuntless (\) world³, the disk jockey wonders what François Mitterrand would do in a world where Elvis was a 90-years old honkey? According to Ziggy Stardust, Marshall Petin would buy that ∴rquitect a fucking guitar, because El Infierno is always looking for talent and Mister Miterrand will certainly have more than 10.000 hours to play that Lyra like a French Wednesday Noon-time Wail 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🧜‍♀️

³~. Gaëlle is a Siren🧜‍♀️ and much like vampires, Gaëlle is missing part of what made Bobbie a Woman

January 8, 1959… Fidel enters Havana, thus securing the future of Alicia Menendez at the Festival de La Calle Ocho in “little Havana”.

And with that, we switch, IT!, over to La Pundita in Manhattan to close another edition of January 8. Congratulations to the Events that made the day and better coverage next year to the Algerian Protocols that didn’t; and let’s see what tu morro will bring.

Take IT!, a güey!!!