¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?
Dreams
Still to fly, not the Blue Angels, fuck no Van Hagar!!! And that’s a fact Jack, up in the sky later over Washington and The Potomac banks it’s PAT 🐶 PATROUILLE and THE HALLYDAY Alpha Jet Frogs.
Happy Birthday.
Jump to The Articles of Confederation and then goose-step your way to The National Fair.
El tiempo que me queda… yo sé que tú no nos le🪲es
In local 🇨🇭 news, but in no particular order, it’s International Burn A U.S. Flag Day… viva Villa, cabrones!
And, Bob… you son of a bitch! HOPE, is not an option.
🥁 Carranza no tiene panza porque yo se la moche 📯
1989 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397, that American flag-burning is a form of political protest protected by the First Amendment.
With a horrible shock, [the earthquake] leveled mountains, altered the course of rivers, and collapsed large areas of many of the cities of Italy… and then Aníbal Barca walked into a bar.
And why, Mick, why? Why do The Byrds sound so gay?
https ://bcs .fltr .ucl .ac .be /LIVY /XXII-la-campagne-d’Italie_defaite de-trasimene
1867 : The victory of the republican forces over the Second Mexican Empire occurs when the last defenders of the monarchical regime in Mexico City raise a white flag at the cathedral.
And oh~happy THEYS_oh~happy DAYS
Reflecting piss al otro lado del bordo.
Marihuana tuvo un hijito
Y le pusieron San Ex-pedito
Como el abogado de los de Santa Anna
Porque era Sansón para la Marihuana
And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.
Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.
Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.
Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.
Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey
Papa’s got a brand new coq
Cheap ⚽ Trick
³~. If you are not dressed in DARB you are out of uniform, drop and give Mí 50!
Rapid response? Öüï will be the JUDGE of that.
For the record everything below this line could have been AVOIDED if :
— Alois Hitler’s parents would have used a MOTHERFUCKING condom³ sometime in the month of SEPTEMBER of 1836… also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Carlota of Mexico who was born on this day back in 1840 (you tried girl, you tried)
Olive drab not branch, maggots!
³~. 1965 – The Supreme Court of the United States hands down its decision in Griswold v. Connecticut, prohibiting the states from criminalizing the use of contraception by married couples… hence, GODWIN’s LAW.
… and Jacqueline Alemany, just to show Eye can bend time and space (on Wikipedia, anyhow) i’m gonna dunk one on Ewe : Gooooo SPURS!
Here’s the MOTHERFUCKING set up, it starts just a few moments ago in
— 1971 when The United States Supreme Court overturns the conviction of Paul Cohen for disturbing the peace, setting the precedent that vulgar writing is protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
Get used to Nazi tattoos, it’s not Mí, it’s ISRAEL, also KEITH RICHARDS et sa BAGUE TÊTE de MORT
https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/06/07 /le-pentagone-releve-le-niveau-de-menace-de-contre-espionnage-israelien-dans-un-contexte-de-tensions-entre-donald-trump-et-benyamin-netanyahou
If Ewe like to gamble, Eye tells JEW I’m your man…
— 1967 – Six-Day War: Israeli soldiers enter Jerusalem.
To They in History, Öüï’s gonna walk and chew motherfucking gum at the same time and for that Eye (personally) will head on over to the Highlands of Rosbiflandia in 1494 where John Cor, or Carr, first records the inaugural batch of Single Malt hooch ; also, in local news the court-martial of General Benedict Arnold begins at “Arnold’s Tavern” in Morristown, New Jersey, in 1779 ; probably over a couple of shots of Scotland’s finest export, next to Queen Elizabeth II’s corgi hounds, —off-course.
Twice In A Blue Moon in Paris.
Up next Öüï goes out looking for the French version of the Spider-Noir “Phat Lady” on Le Pont-Blanc de JR.
1958 – French whipper-snapper and Rosbif house-guest Général Charles de Gaulle comes out of retirement to play the role of French Spider-Bleu and keep those god-damned Royal Corgi’s out of the EU.
Looking for Ewe. Stay tuned for rag time.
But first, New Jersey celebrates the Paris Saint-Germain victory over the Arsenal from Rosbiflandia while a big ol’Alien from France wept in Oklahoma for all of that funk.
1967 – The Beatles release thier 8th album Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, on a rock and roll CIRCUS side note :
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /1er_juin
20-YEARS BEFORE, no pun intended, Ronnie Wood was born.
“America,” what a cunt.
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In Local Sports : it’s la rue Clisson and Château de Rentiers en San Anton’ 🤠.
³~. Issy-Sonia-Carneiro, oui, güi, we… you remind me of the first Mexican that i (Armando Segovia) met in France, not in Paris but way down south, any 🦉 hoot Sonia Cabrona, in hindsight it’s true that my miserable eyes have learned and ‘discovered’ many wonderful things in « La France » but like i told your doppelganger à Montpellier one generation ago :
Corral means -patio trasero ; and Sonia Carneiro, the reason why i was granted the Carte Compétences et Talents in L.A. (Dec. 2010) was because i promised not to review La France using Jorge Saldaña’s ‘French Civilisation ass-licking Style’ (for context see Mel Brooks take on Robin Hood and his greeny tights) or, for those who know where the Pont Neuf’s conditioning is at during the 2026 Spring/Summer Nuit Blanche, in the time-lapse style of the Associated Press advertorial 🪨 sales department page 📜.
_ so, Whit[e] Sunday in mind, i knew back in 2008 that France was going to be gradually mexicanized, not turn into México, but sure-as-fuck “aromatisé” like that disgusting Desperados™ tequila/beer booze brand… and if you don’t believe Mí, ask any French crime news producer or any in the rotation of ministers of the INTERIOR at Court Saint-Émilion, but KNOT-to-They because today is Whit[e] Monday and Jesus’ real 🕊️ dad (not his legal 🔨 one🪚) is on an extended-pont férié with all of the gang of derelicts and bums that spread the “good news” to unrepentant goy-haters in Judea, Galilée, and to the motherfuckers clochards near la Samaritaine.
Issy-three-is a magic number.
Pork Rind and Reichs.
Shalom, motherfucker, 🐷 oink 🐖 oink and all that Jazz.
Rider
This Cantón Was Cancelled : Éric de Mann 🇬🇧 U… deer “French Banksy”, Éric Cantona called, Mr. Cantona wants his dark sunglasses 🕶️ back.
. noun
1. a person who is riding or who can ride a motorcycle, por ejemplo :
“See see rider” is a movie about mules transporting marihuana inside of their iron horses (each).
Nothing to see here, —you see?
2. a condition or capricho added to something already agreed upon, like this little perla that reached Donald Trump’s bathroom in Mar-a-Lago in January of 2021 :
“one rider to the the Jeffrey Epstein deal—if Jeffrey goes down, Évry last one of you motherfuckers goes down, mister president.”
Sapo Verde, Elenita… sapo verde to you.
³~. Y de paso, que chingue a su madre Carlos Fuentes y todo el SERVICIO EXTERIOR MEXICANO en Francia.
¡Arriva el pueblo bueno! y abajo los paisanos del sueño 🥳 estadounidense de Santa Cruz de Las Panochas (UCSC).
… so, Princess, you say you left a revolution? Well let Mí, tell Ewe—how IT! (that motherfucker) will be, there’s Maya Matin taking on the role of the Cowboy and La Kalten Portier-Back in the role of the wacky, waving, inflatable profiláctico next to JR’s “MESA de OTAY” INFLATABLE CASTLE 🏰 à Pont Neuf, Issy-next-to all of that expensive baggage contra face à La Samaritaine, and if you, doña Poni-Amor, is wondering what’s for dinner 🍽️ worry knot because youse gonna eat CARN🐏EIRO from la rue de Eliane Jeannin-Garreau en Issy-les-Moulineaux.
Get A Piece Of Your Action.
… entonces, pues, doña Poni-a-More, if I (armando segovia) was to reveal to your refugee-ass that back in 2010 Carlos told Mí to find my way to France and that he would take care of the rest you would probably tell Mí that as soon as “Los Amigos de México en Francia” got a whiff of that promise THAT THEY would do Évry thing to eviscerate me, and then CARLITOS died in CONCORDIA and everything went to Scheiße, as German-volk say.
Up Next : The King of Pop… i’ll take places you ain’t never been, except for Paul 🎹.
I can’t belive that Samuel Ollivier turned baby France into an agressive mullet-sporting Chihuahua, the gall Mélanie… It’s a cute little bitch though, i’ll give Sylviane Hawanini³ that ; that’s a hell of a shirt that you’re wearing, it goes real well with that Shepherd 🐕🦺
Cualquier parecido con la gobernadora Maru Campos es mera coincidencia : The Gall, Chihuahua… the gall !!!
³~. With a name like that, you know should be glad.
Hoy por ser 10 de mayo : chinguen a su madre los hijos de Israel. BOYCOTT, spurn, snub, bar, ban, VETO 🇮🇱 this fucking rag and all-of its products ; starting with those rubbery agua 🥑 cates that never mature… 3000 +/- years and Ewe motherfuckers are still the petulant children of a nomadic tribe.
🎶 Five Through The Nose, 💸 bold and daring.
Temporada de fresas… à volonté.
The choice of a daft generation.
Europa Thrift Store 🇪🇺
No Controles Mis Vestidos — FLANS vía Nacho’s armario.
This is a song about your fucking rags
Meanwhile in the District of Columbia, “We The People” of the United States of 🌎 América must be getting dafter and dafter by the DAY ; currently at nº 71 (at the Straight of Hormuz) and counting, on account that our president, a compulsive lying-cheating-fraudster with close ties to what is now referred to as « the Epstein Class » wants to divert all reflectors from a recently release suicide note, penned by his rape-wingman Jeffrey ‘fucking’ Epstein with the tale of great extraterrestrials. A distraction really, but let’s see what Jackie Alemany is going to wear to-they on her little “She in?” show.
The Day The Fascists Lost. Donald Trump is the new Reich.
Don’t look here 🛸 or Kash Patel will abduct you.
Issy-Japan-Rags followed Behind The Sun.