Hola, Guapa… it’s nine o´Clock in SIREN CENTRAL Time

6 de julio, 2018
66 TOROS y por lo menos un papá.

Still to come

Well I took a chew just the other night
It made me feel just fine
I grabbed my honey baby and I pinched her ol’ behind
She said you better spit out that chewing terbaccer
If you wanna kiss me on the big ol’ smacker

That Copenhagen
It makes me feel so good

Saint Ledoux.(Chris)

ISSY, Corazón… c’est la Journée Internationale du baiser 2018. PUCKER Up, ´cus here it comes; straight from the archives of a 2011 affaire.

Wait for it, wait…

Circa 2011… an Aussies and his Canuck girlfriend participating in the quintessential French National Sport, in Canada—of course… oh, Canada!

TimeStamp: SIX HOURS TO GAME TIME… in Central NATO Time; right now it’s 10 hundred hours in CET and, Chris Haynes, here’s “thing one”:

wait for it, wait…

in the mean time, it’s Hi–Noon with Dr. John and J.J. Cale in SIREN Central Time… muah!

Thing One: Papá No Importa.

Mean while… there are several ways to separate families, this month’s issue of the Queen of Sex (Causette) focuses among other themes (inside 100 pages) on the séjour à la maternité, or paternity leave, that’s nice… across The Chunnel, The BBC FINALLY hits the nail on the head on an issue that feminists have lop-sided in favor of the so-called weaker sex. In TRUMPLANDIA… it’s “Happy Days—Again” because a 14–month old baby was reunited with his parents, YEAAA!!! Nevermind that the baby was FULL OF LICE, unbathed for God-knows how long, and according to the FATHER OF THAT CHILD, traumatized.

Two Hours to Game—Time.

…in The Mean Time, the following must be read in a Paul Harvey voice.

And Now, “The Rest of The Story”
« Destiny »

If I Were The Devil“… I would sit Donald Trump at the Center of the World. “If I Were The Devil,” I would make sure that he, Donald John Trump, was Vladimir Putin’s LITTLE BITCH. }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de todos los medios.



TimeStamp: May 25th and June 29 of 1974.

Those were the days, Henry — those were THE DAYS. The days when NIXON Threathen L’Europa.

it took TWO YEARS to bring NIXON Down.

According to talking heads on the Morjo Show: today is a moment in history that rhymes with what is going on — and that it’s taking place today… “a daily duplicity” that now is on an HOURLY BASIS, so says Mike BarnicleThe TimeLine, echos the wife* of the boss** of a former police beat reporter (Alfred Friendly 1911-1983) at El WaPo who happened to have had his Squelch On, and because of it he was able to pick up the “scoop” of the break-in at The Watergate Hotel.

En vivo… ¡y a todo color! 44 años después de los efectos colaterales del atraco fallido en el Hotel Watergate.

And now Ladies in Gemeni, it’s time for another Lighning Round of JEOPARDY, with your host Alejandro Trebek.

Gael García Bernal en el rol de Alejandro Trebeck:

Welcome, to another edition of JEOPARDY; I am your host, Alejandro Trebek. Let’s Meet our contestants:

She’s a former librarian and the 43rd former First Lady of The United States of America, please welcome First Lady Laura Bush.

Next to her we have a Southern Baptist who lies —on a daily basis— for a living, and she’s actually proud of this fact.  Please give a hand to White House Press Handler Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders.

Complementing this lightning Jeopardy “match” is what seems to be developing into a permanent fixture on our show, please say hello to Armando Álvarez playing the role of Will Farrell.

Family portrait et un Héros du feuilleton.

… TimeStamp: por debajo de las faldas de fip… it’s 20H00 in Siren Central Time

Alejandro Trebeck en el rol de Óscar Peluchonneau:

— Great, after a word from our sponsors here are your categories:

  • Internment camps
  • Work Program Camps
  • Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Hungry…
  • Give me your displaced contra-revolutionaries and I will give you
    and finally:
  • Se Baila Así—Se Goza Más


D–Day and The Ambassador Hotel

Battle Stations — Battle Stations: Surf’s Up!!!

The Back Story from the Front…

Wipe’em Up! And Fire–Fire—Heat!!!

… History from the 321 Armor Division follows; it’s a forgotten Fact… and to Celebrate, it’s Poetry à Saint Sulpice, starring Lightning “MCQEEN”… she just escaped from a Disney®️ comic strip ”work” camp, and she’s about to start taking names… don’t miss The Backstory, starring Kasie Hunt, as Lightning “MCQEEN”.

Bobby no es ningún Beto, Bill.


The good thing about this most inconsequential Blog, is that in FRANCE there is no NATIONAL Public Radio… puro radio Intrenacional, eh! And for that, You can Thank The Voice of America.

Issy… Right Now it’s 14:10 y la cabina que controla los navíos de Paris, and most definitely The Siren’s Den, no me pueden dejar mentir, Le Arizona (just in case Ewe’all forgot the Backstory) acaba de cruzar “La Cité” and the ex–Beatle turned “Black Horse” recien se acordó of “All those Years Ago”.

Fun Fact… el potrillo de este Zaino, por conducto de su “chingada” Madre, es mexicano… PENELOPE CONTEXT Follows… wait for it, wait.

The Longest Day… in Hell —follows. Le Québec est invité d’honneur.

20 20 — Minute of Silence

… after a minute of Silence, Hardball follows.

TimeStamp: 21h00 CET… minute of silence starts right now.

Dear, Joy Reid, you are all right — and Jim Carrey is a helluva an I.C.E. iced baby artist… B.T.W…

I.C.E. storm troopers representation by Jim Carey. •–_¡_–• SS/Gestapo like tactics courtesy of Herr Hitler… courtesy of Herr Trump and Frau Nielsen from the Newspeak division of “Health and HUMAN Services… HEIL TRUMP!!! •-_¡_–• TimeStamp NOW is 2300 hrs. in Central Europe Time.

we [the staff] wonder what one of those pretty pink-babies trademarked butt-cheeks with the Trump grandson stamp of approval would be fetching in the “child trafficking” market right now, considering that Health and Human Services TSARina, Kristen Nielsen, has been ‘over stocking’ the racket that caters to human traffikers with the kidnapped children of ASYLUM SEEKERS in the home of the great—and the land of the free…

[Joy’s tweet follows]

… it’s just a thought Ivanka, it’s just a musing Don Jr., it’s just a vision for Ewe’r sister’s tone-deaf approach to a mommie and baby stock photo when YOUR Dad’s goons are committing crimes against humanity in so many different ways.

Joy and Happy send a message to Chinese Trademark mom and her fascist dad.

Inter mission.

Yup, with the same ire of a lava river like the ones flowing on the Main Island right now, May of 1968 sparked a matchstick that would expand to different corners of the world, the fire sparks would make it all the way to May of 1970 in Ohio and 1971 in Mexico on the very day that the Body of the SuperStar was supposed to be observed, la cosa, Gustavo, es de que los pinches froggies también inventaron el 2 de octubre, fecha que como el PUTO de Luis Echeverria Álvarez y su puto partido de rateros, asesinos y vende patrias sabe muy bien, El Gran Hijo de su cochina madre, que NO SE OLVIDA.

Hawaiian Punch.

”No reason to get Excited”…

It’s just a bull, the Moon, the Sun, and of course: Time & Space, eh!

Sunshine was let in jusst before it headed South at around 20h15 in CET… coming up: STREET motherfucking FIGHTING MAN — after ALL EWE NEED IS LOVE!

… Y por supuesto John Mill Ackerman, si supieras quienes son los Rieleros del Norte —de Nanterre— sabrías, porqué a tus discipulos en Francia, Victor Quintana  Silveyra los marcó, con  el signo del Yunque el día que los bautizó. Saludos, amigo, —Sergio.

… TimeStamp: Hush at 21:57

ISSY. This inter mission can be better enjoyed with some cheese and wine, and if you have the bandwith, with the podcast of the Magni-fip programming of Tuesday, May 15th, 2108—link follows.


¡Oye, Che!… este es un intermedio disfrazado de Stand-up

Mayo 10, 2018

Issy, dicen los que saben d’eso, que el Quinto mes del año —en México— es el mes mariano.  El mes dedicado a La Virgen, y en México, Che (el de Argentina, no el Che de SNL*) coincide que hoy, Diez de mayo y día de la madre, se cruzó con el Día de La Ascensión (…no confundir con el Día de la Asunción, porque eso es otro rollo).

The codeno confundir con “el codo”, porque en Monterrey, Nuevo León —casi esquina con “Perros Bravos”— ese estereotipo, ¡es otro cotorreo, Raza! }-—-~~~\*>  … binary art from a tunnel somewhere in Paris is courtesy of an anonymous artist; foto on the other hand es por armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2018 – CopyLeft! 

* Saturday Night Live

Anygüey, Che, siendo que ahorita en nuestro viaje sideral tuvimos la oportunidad de chacotear’ con unos « boludos » (fans del River Plate) de Argentina, pues, el staff se enteró de que los gauchos celebran la concha de su madre durante el último tercio del décimo mes del calendario Gregoriano, es decir: durante el mes de la brujas… de ahí, camarada Blas que comenzamos a entender de dónde les nace a los argentinos esa peculiar manera de dirigirse al resto de los mortales que rodean sus fronteras, o cruzan con tez color de bronce por su ruta acolchonada del color de un Spumante de Italia… por lo menos los chilenos tienen el perdón de los dioses a razón de que la bestia sudamericana de Henry Kissinger (Pinochet) les borró la memoria a los que hoy se sienten dignos de una invitación a la próxima boda del hijo de una princesa divorciada cuya alma se quedó atrapada, PRECISAMENTE en el túnel d’Alma, casi esquina con La Flama de la Libertad y La Avenida de Babilonia… perdón la Avenida de New York—en París.

Anyhoot, let this lesson in stereotypes be a segue to the continuing account of the lineage of the Trump’s in power, which brings us back to the Isle of Aeaea, abode of Circe daughter of Helios and Perse; o Perseis en espagnol, una OCÉANIDE who happens to be the goddess of MAGIC—CROSSROADS—GHOSTS__and… necromancy.

But before we move on, the staff here is wondering if the none–readers of this most inconsequential blog ever heard of the wife of an Ol’ Titan, called Rea? She’s the one that spawned Hades, Poseidon, and of course Jupiter… aka: ZEUS, whom John McClane, in the “Die Hard” film series confuses Samuel L. Jackson with some guy named ‘heySuS’, aka: The SuperStar who, coincidentally died 40 days ago and on a day like today but in 33 C.E. rose to Central Park.

Anygüey, Gustavo, REA was the first mother celebrated by the mortals here on planet Earth… donc, para los que la tengan: Feliz día de las Madres.