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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

… and Pasteque de la Tour La Pin* — ♫ Eye knows that Ewe ain’t wearing nothing underneat that one-button red coat

*~. Crazy, i know… sorry if i mispelled your name, you wild FOX,
.     Sin celery, RENARDO

One-on-One Benefit Concert, or how Eye Stopped Worrying About Yoko Ono and LEARNED TO LOVE THE BOMB.

In local news, to celebrate the AXE MURDERS of 1976 at the so-called “Bridge of No Return” in the vicinity of CAMP 🇰🇷 CASEY, home of JOHN LENNON’s 2ID (Second Infantry Division) indian patch, Donald John Trump gifted his “dear” leader in North 🇰🇵 Korea a plane-full of chainsaws to be used, presumably, for the 🪚 cutting 🪓 of every 🪚 poplar 🪓 tree south of Panmunjom on that godforsaken bridge.

The Signal : by Napoleon’s standard, video is the 9th Great Power. Ask the POLICE, and go get your MTV, it’s not poetic but rather pro-phetic ; it’s 1984 and “Every Breath You Take” is the n⁰ requests at Wall Street themed weddings.

 

It’s 1933 and Joseph Goebbels introduces The Beetle and delivers an accompanying speech heralding radio as the ‘eighth great power‘.

… hot off the press of the 7th “great power”, capitulation is the start of a beautiful friendship… Waterloo Sunset.

Never mind Alejandro, here comes RENARDO

 

Entonces pues, Stephenie Punditi-ti-ti-ti-ta, what’s on today’s incubator? Balloting 🗳 you say! Well if it’s Tuesday, Florida should be shot and sawed-off in-to the Gulf of America ; it’s the patriot thing to do.

Any 🦉 hoot

Él es como el mar

Ella es como la Luna

Issy, en octubre tenía que ser.

Y en las noches de Luna llena hacen el amor

Good lorde! Is that a “rachel” next to an “afro”?

Breaking in Hilo, Hawaii… the World Meteorological Organization has officially run out of human names and is now relying on the TeleTubbies to name meteorological phenomena over THE SEA.

THE LALA Hurricane ignored 🏌 by President Donald Trump.

 

Eye swears Jacqueline Alemany, youse gonna have to call that old geezer to set and have… have him improv from the curl catalogue, but if he’s not available that Mexican chic blushing your BLUE face today will also dew. Any hoot, where was i?

Ah, yes… Christopher Nolan (apparently) has never been to Spain, or Greece for that matter, and here is why Alemany :

https ://www .fotogramas .es /la-odisea-pelicula-christopher-nolan-experto-helenista-pedro-olalla-errores-opinion/

becuase Reagan nostalgist and yacht owner, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, dis-virtues John Leguizamo’s role of the pig hearder when that pundit follows just the money-money and the Game of Thrones themed Laestrygonians… but worst still, turning Circe into one of those old hags from the GRIMM BROTHERS fairy tales… i wonder why, and then Öüï remembers that Odysseus played a certian “WILHELM” in tale about the Black Forest or something like that.

IMAGINE!!! Elise Jordania, imagine if Terry Gilliam had taken such liberties with the role of “Cardinal Fang” in my favorite part of Spanish history as viewed from a ‘flying circus’, —WHY i bet that the road to Damascus would have taken a short 🌋cut through Montserrat 🍹 in the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️ just to hook up with Calypso for some “lotus” shrooms… by those same standards (or jaladas… ask the MEXICAN on the set) Paul would most certainly LET IT BE and see “Mother Mary” next to him.

I tell you what Jacqueline Alemany, it’s no coincidence that on this calendar, yet again there’s Damon fucking DOGMA on the assomption of l’Assumption.

🎻Car horns and rumba music — Happy Birthday Revolution

100 cuchilladas por instagram y la yegua Siete Leguas :
🎶 Oye tú, Francisco Villa
Qué dice tu corazón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que atacaste a Paredón
Ya no te acuerdas, valiente
Que tomaste a Torreón…

Joaquín Murrieta is gonna tell you no lie, Robin Hood, just ask Zorro, that Spick owes Mí five pesetas, but just in case you go and fall like Hugh Jackman did from that ol’Bridge, JOAQUÍN MURRIETA was neither a ‘Californio’, chileno, nor benevolent with the good people of Locksley, that tale is only a populists myth… pero sí, “en su sarape cosida”, Murrieta traía su fe de bautismo.

I’m telling you… next thing you know ‘they’, are going to say that Joaquín was some stranger from the other Santiago (🇨🇱 La Moneda), not La Moncada (🇨🇺 Happy Birthday Revolution).

… attention shoppers, this year’s mushroom harvest will arrive with a crispy texture and an ashy (pronounced like ‘a she’) aftertaste.

PASTIS Reposado… cosecha brûlée 2026.

 

To conmemorate “la chamuscada” en Burdeos, the intrepid Doña Poni will be dropping some shrooms before heading over to the opera and trip on María Sabina, and maybe, just maybe if she remembers what Cubans are going through on to-theys efemérides [she] will torch Cuauhtémoc’s patas como si fuesen las de Judas.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/07/26 /cultura /maría-sabina-opera-de-marcela-rodríguez 

If demos don’t win the house, the election was rigged.

 

“María Sabina was angry because her life story was exposed, and she didn’t want it to be: ‘If the world finds out about my ‘holy children,’ they won’t answer to me anymore.’

https ://www .justice .gov /pr /fallbrook-man-admits-dosing-his-children-hallucinogenic-mushrooms

Hippies and other young strangers started arriving to take them [shrooms], but without respect, and she didn’t like that.”

In local news, Mexicans in Paris sporting thier Issac Del Toro replica jersey have been making thier way towards the center of the cycling world at Champs Elysées to get a glimpse of the ensenadense’s arrival to today’s final stage of the Tour de France.

If you have ever… felt like a plastic bag, Ewe might be a redneck.

 

Across The Atlantic in Santiago de Cuba… en Santiago de Cuba the Twilight Zone is on a marathon loop… and Jacqueline Alemany couldn’t care less.

Hasta siempre, habanera… aquí se queda “la clara”.

Jews are directly related to Netanyahou…

Fair Use of Desperate Doppelgangers and Fútbol ⚽

France fue a Dallas…

… and Netanyahou is directly related to the JEWS, Issy-it’s-a genocide, Donnie.

For context.

In local news, RUSH delivery sources relay that :

… they’re marching to Bastille Day
The guillotine will claim her bloody prize
Free the dungeons of the innocent
The king will kneel and let his kingdom rise

In local news Griezmann weeps and La Pinta is ‘Ol Eye needs a they.

Fair Use of FIFA’s Peace Prize and Trump.

Chilly 🇨🇦 Gonzales can lick my Syrup as he gargles La Marseillaise

 

Back in the MAINE land — ICE Cold Killings

And, Ali Vitali… It’s easy.

 

In Paris, France, Maya Laque is re-claming the role of Goldie Hawn’s “Private Benjamin”, where Maya joins the Republican Guard.

Back on the MAINE land

 

Over on at Miller’s lattice, notably missing from the Air and Pony Show of La Marseillaise are the flying bomberos de sapeurs 🧑🏻‍🚒 and for good reason, Fontainebleau is burning 🪾… and no, Öüï cannot see the smoke rising from Milly-la-Fôret, but the smoke can see (just like all of the flying frogs over la rue de Rivoli) the Eiffel Tower from Jean Cocteau’s western-looking window.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /planete /live /2026/07/14 /en-direct-canicule-les-incendies-en-foret-de-fontainebleau-ont-parcouru-plus-de-1-900-hectares

Get off my airspace!!! Ya’ Noisy-choppers-Issy 🥸

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Bleep in the real life

Petty~ness

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Beaumarchais and the ballad of ‘Los Dos Amigos’… amarillo no me pongo

Across The Universe : in this section Artificial Intelligence will “compute to the last digit the value of π”, Issy-Ewe-must show your work and, like the INDIANA Pi Bill of 1897, the Commonwealth of Kentucky must show proof that Senator Mitch McConnell has not squared his own grave. 

Maine: where women are treated like a meuf in a Star Trek putero.

https ://eu .indystar .com /politics /2026/07/09 /indiana-gop-congressman-calls-for-answers-on-mitch-mcconnell

Note to editors : casually, The American League sucks, but only slightly³, comparted to the Alliance Française playball… gooooo Dodgers.

 

³~. https ://www .mlb .com /2026-mlb-all-star-game-rosters-announcement

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre-Augustin_de_Beaumarchais

“this man mocks everything that must be respected in a government”

1778 – American Revolution: Louis XVI, —of La France… declares war on the Kingdom of them Rosbifs.

Mel Brooks in History of The World as King Louis XVI

If youse into la comédie française and all that jazz, please be advised that, of the “two amigos” en Saint-Germain-des-pres, the so called “amigos de méxico en francia” [ nor “los amigos de Raphaël Moran” in this bracket ] form part of the infamous  “dos amigos, que venían de Mapimí…” and for the record, Joaquin Murrieta no era ni chileno ni extraño, Joaquín era sonorense 🦌.

1940 : abolition de la Troisième République en France. Vote des pleins pouvoirs à Philippe Pétain. Début du régime de Vichy.

… and so , “3 Doritos later” or, as French peep-ol’s say, 162 years later ± one they, the Government of Vichy arrives.

Everybody hates Adam Sandler 🏌🏿‍♀️ Évrybody loves the sunshine

Fucking Paparazzi, Jimmy Kimmel was there…

On Location : rue Jean Lantier.

 

Ken Burns, of Ken Burns fame documented the passion of the THEY and Poncio Pilatos made sure that Mick Jagger sealed the Square.

 

Prócula, the legal-lover of Pilate edged her husband on to crucify the bum, lorem ipsum DOLOR would follow with a proprietary photoshoot effect. It’s a complicated process.

Any 🦉 hoot, Zoe, where were we? Ah—yes!!! Eureka, dicen en l’academia, or Glad Tidings if youse with Gloria (say, whatever happened to Aunt Gloria, Jonathan Capehart?) the thing is that Alemany’s request for romance of with epic proportions is plausible and Öüï thinks that Eye should give it to The Weekend pundit like the Talking Head that she is.

Base jump to the plaza

July 4th, 2026 edition

Dreams

 

Still to fly, not the Blue Angels, fuck no Van Hagar!!! And that’s a fact Jack, up in the sky later over Washington and The Potomac banks it’s PAT 🐶 PATROUILLE and THE HALLYDAY Alpha Jet Frogs.

Happy Birthday.

 

Jump to The Articles of Confederation and then goose-step your way to The National Fair.

June 21st, 2026 — Summer … Hay 40 grados

El tiempo que me queda… yo sé que tú no nos le🪲es

In local 🇨🇭 news, but in no particular order, it’s International Burn A U.S. Flag Day… viva Villa, cabrones!

And, Bob… you son of a bitch! HOPE, is not an option.

🥁 Carranza no tiene panza porque yo se la moche 📯

 

1989 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397, that American flag-burning is a form of political protest protected by the First Amendment.

With a horrible shock, [the earthquake] leveled mountains, altered the course of rivers, and collapsed large areas of many of the cities of Italy… and then Aníbal Barca walked into a bar.

And why, Mick, why? Why do The Byrds sound so gay?

 

“Badges!?… We don’t need no stinkin’ Badges!!!”, because there is a BIG FUCKING ELEPHANT in Bürgenstock, Switzerland”… Issy-Keith-Richards, like a rolling stone in no particular SCALE con El MASTODONTE at les ARÈNES de LUTÈCE

https ://bcs .fltr .ucl .ac .be /LIVY /XXII-la-campagne-d’Italie_defaite de-trasimene

1867 : The victory of the republican forces over the Second Mexican Empire occurs when the last defenders of the monarchical regime in Mexico City raise a white flag at the cathedral.

And oh~happy THEYS_oh~happy DAYS

Reflecting piss al otro lado del bordo.

 

Marihuana tuvo un hijito
Y le pusieron San Ex-pedito
Como el abogado de los de Santa Anna
Porque era Sansón para la Marihuana

No Sharpies™️ please mister president

And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.

Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.

Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.

 

Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.

Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright

They just seem a little weird

Surrender, surrender

But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey

Papa’s got a brand new coq

 

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