Location: La Brasserie Bienve’illant, rue Clément (75006).
*Intro .:. 9BEC56B2-3090-4ADF-8AD3-AB7C703BEF16 🇺🇸 … [T]he following is a Kindley reminder from Cardinal Bienvei’llant: por favor no tire sus pinches Kleenex®️ en el piso porque se atoran por debajo del puto piano wait, scratch D.A.T…. del chingado órgano.
Check your calendars, Marie!… after the break, it’s Willy Wonka welcomes Captain Sparrow to the show.
—. 323 B.C. to celebrate the apology of Gen. Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, for accompanying President Trump to a photo–op, Alexander The Great stopped Spinning in his grave.
—. 1979 C.E. to usher in professor Eddie Gloude Jr’s. upcoming book on False Ideologies and make–believe heros, John Wayne, a.k.a. “El Duque” succumbs to a very clear and present danger in the patterns of advertisements of “The Marlboro Man”… like our fearless commander–in–chief, John Wayne pretended to be a military leader, but dodged his tour–of–Duty in a Hollywood Land studio.
1000 chistes no tiene chiste, period!
1852 —. Forced out of their land a group of Seminoles end up settling in the Mexican State of Coahuila de Zaragoza; known as the tribu de los indios (negros) mascogos, Juneteenth is also a part of Old México.
2020 —. Heidi Pryzbyla is back on Deadline. Summoned by an Egyptian coincidence vase, Heidi had no choice but to rise again. Nick Confessore discovers the code within the Egyptian Vase and now the Wallace is getting all giddy about, IT! Always the showboat, Mr. Confessore understands the theater of props and sits in front of bookcase that makes a Barns & Noble empty brick–and–mortar storefront look like a newsstand.
Did you know that the 5 second ruhle applies to a dropped ice–cream cone? INDEED, May–dee (punto y coma) Aussi, Regina King, did you know that your callsign is an onomastic tautology? .::. Now in the name of Captain Sparrow, Eye is commandeering this Ship from The Commodore.
2020 —. Not to be outdone by Olympic legend, Bruce Jenner, Lionel Ritchie went ahead and turned himself into a beautiful princess… and she’s funny, Aussi, The 1984 diving giant also dropped his manly name “Bruce” for the more palatable, Amber, and then switched from jumping overboard to running Decathlons in Amsterdam… or something like D.A.T., period — Also (punto y coma) and, Aussi, it’s A BiG ALSOMateo MacConaughany: öüï, the staff just CRASHED a 1000 party celebration on the Seth Meyers Show, and Lemmi’tell you something, young man, COMEDIC Nepotism is no way to get through life. Why–if–Eye–had an SNL toadie at my disposal, like say… —your brother— i’d have my mom redact all of my French jokes for Mí while sipping cocktails at the Peacock Lounge.
And now, a message to our President of them United States of America:
Imagine if the Streets of Bakersfield or the Barrios in San Jose, California would have burned the Okies dance halls down. Not cool mr. president, not cool.
Sir, because we [the humble staff, of this most non–consequential blog] have witnessed in Real Time, not via the news on a TV screen the take–down of a racist memorial on a U.S. Military Base (Forrest Road at Fort Bliss, Texas 79916) we can attest before Ivanka’s, or any of the women in your life bibles, that those racists symbols can be torn down from the spotlight. Mind you, Forrest Road was installed in memory of Forrest Gump grand Dragon-daddy, so if Tom Hanks–es–es (fake KKK sibling) can be put in storage at a museum, why not Seth Myers (Telegram) Bragg, eh? Anyhow, Mr. President: LONG LIVE CASSIDY ROAD. And remember, “The Deseret Never Lies!”
Dear, Leslie Jones, ‘member that Egyptian vase D.A.T. Eye asked you to place behind burner N° Three? Well, Shugga, one of them well paid experts on the msnbc’s just plotted the graph with the Arab Spring (that fellow called IT!, “the Egyptian Spring”) and what is happening right now in The Commonwealth of Kentucky, Aussi, A.M. Joy, Cousin Joe checked the date and properly went ahead and sent a salute to the Normandy coastline. So, that there [Mr. Meyers] is the FOist of the Double Jeopardies on this segment of the blog. And do remember, Lesley Jones, that in HiLo, Hawaii it is still Friday, so go get Them Ice-Cubes from the Pheonix ITT Technical Institute.
Note to editors: what are the odds that the Detroit Police Chief would make of IT!, a point to Brian Williams that 70% of the arrests are from out of town with three of ’em hailing from Rachel Maddow’s home state, that is you know tune in to hear El WaPo’s Ashley Parker describe D.A.T. the original BLUEprints and final result of the District of Columbia’s street plan were designed for Circus Maximus performance… or something in that realm. And you are not fooling anybody Andy García, stop pretending that you are Prof. Della Volpe.
Sweet Dreams are made of this
Dear, Congresswoman Bass (D–CA), obviously you, Madam, didn’t tune in to the Chris Hayes Show, eh? STOP CALLING BAD COPS, apples. So, Representative Bass, come Monday morning, and with all due respect, and of course Shugga on Top—please STRIP the “cute” language from a “mortal” situation created by bad politics and worst policing methods.
Hellooooo, General MacArthur! Please relay to Gral. McCarthy that it is the TOO o’Clock hour in Central Nato Times:
How I won the War
Anyhow, A.M. Joy, we [the staff] are going to have to give up on cycling through your bike lane, for you see, now that Metro Line 4, and both of the A & B RER tracks are at normal operating hours, Eddie Currents are now at full magnetic force and disrupting the signal that allows u.s. to hear What you said. So we’ll catch you at another time-slot, por mientras, what’s up with the bathrobe, Shugga? C’mon, Now! 🎶 Baby, I wanna know now — Sing me one more time, D.A.T.’s what Eye say 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
Racial Intelligence formula… you are welcome, Joshua Johnson.
… now, if Eye could only have a way to by–pass those Dang–On eddy currents, Eye would have a güey to listen to Black Spy .:. (therefore) .:. i’d have a person to Hyde my Egyptian (⚱️) coincidence Vase with; and this here, Negrita, is a cue to play Double Jeopardy with your HOST:
For the record, Seth Meyers called IT!, an underrated narrative (movie) but, öüï went ahead and pointed out the Brain behind the “bugs”, and just to Drive The Point, the image below ⬇️ is a Time–Delayed “initiation”:
File Screen–Grab of Attorney General of Donald John Trump, William Barr.
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Practice Safe Gatherings .:. F06A66C5-CCB4-42BD-B422-6EBBF9A1505D 🦠
Dear, Rachel Maddow… Eye did not expect for you to hold any political taboos; Sin Embargo, Steve Schmitt’s awkward silence at sign–off last night on your show precipitates our long held theory that you suffer from Kent Clarkson* disease…
Check the date —_•¡•_— In an unprecedented move, The United States of America went ahead, —y con lujo de violencia— snatched from the very French, the invention ofchauvinism… Oh, the humanity .:. 355DAE20-6740-4DEF-9BB3-C43C68867C2E 🤸🏻♀️ … and it is ALL, Senator Susan Collins (R-MAINE) fault.
Musical Guest: MEN AT WORK
Hit Song promo: Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive
ISSY, Rachel Maddow, that D.A.R.E cold platter of fished–for–sport truchas sounds funnier if your Producers use a Lee Treviño voice, you know, Grizzly Adams, like in the Happy Gilmore Movie… and for the record, so do you. Así que no te me vayas a morder tu lengua the next time you box an “armed to the motherfucking teeth” make america great again psychopath like the specimen in the screen-grab below ⬇️ with the other part of the Melting Pot that is: the Front Page of The Internet.
Where the Buffalo r.o.a.m.
Storm Troopers in BLUE
will stomp and spin after the f.A.C.T.
Grandpa got ran over by a p.i.g. squad .::. CE9B656C-2DD1-4CA6-A33B-12DB3A23084D 🌬💨 So, Raquelito, please make a mental note that the 15th letter or 4th vowel of the regular LATIN alphabet (that is you know, not Pig Latin or that other fickle fad called “latin-ex” that pandering politicians are using now–a–days), added after the IT part which makes up the suffix to your beautiful Castilian (or Spanish if you’ve never been) name is being used in the traditional form of endearment used by THE PEOPLE THAT CRISTOBAL brought to a place that he thought were “the” Indias. 🌪 So, Ms. Maddow, please don’t go getting your boxers all in a bunch (somehow öüï cannot arrive at picturing you in one of them La Perla’s lingerie that our better devils once sent as a visual gift to Heidi Pryzbyla; look IT up) “equating” the letter « O » with that progressive gender-sensitive awareness for the cervantino language is fine for Shakespeare on The Rocks crowd, heck, not even the Krauts go for that there GENDERfication of names… Gknow Güat Eye Means, Rachel?… Anyhow, DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER HEIDI?
_.ζ+~~~~~~~~~~ξ… this is not a sewn snake puppet from an already established universe, Mr. Meyers. And, please get ready to play:
WITH THE ONE AND ONLY
JOJO RABBIT’s MOM*
But first, it’s time to check what Time it is on the U.S. Military Clock, and according to el mundo de Le Monde, the clock is taking a licking but for the moment it appears that it keeps on ticking.
… in any case scenario, Rachel Maddow, and there are many, many, many scenarios, the good thing about this most non–consequential blog is that as the snapshot below ⬇️ will show, is that öüï are all in the same boat and, mi querida primetime pundit, and we did not chose the Tiananmen Square efeméride, if Eye told you that the efeméride chose the occasion that the Reverend Al Sharpton led yesterday. So Eye will leave IT!, at D.A.T., period
Say it loud! .:. EDC47C51-CEE5-4873-AC36-5BA6BCBF1806 🦠 “¡Arriba los Tiburones!”
… because HISTORY rhymes;
ISSY, Cousin Joe,
even in French:
Just in time news-padding (en contexto) we were running low on multi–purpose paper for hasty mattress padding. Merci, monsieur Labro, and remember, that öüï don’t choose the news, we just match the “Today in history” part of the page.
From The Front Page of The Internet .::. TWEET THIS .::. “White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters that Trump is expected to sign an executive order aimed at social media companies on Thursday. No details were given about what form it may take.”
So how’bout it? Mister Jack Dorsey, CEO [One–each] will you buy a Section “A” of the National Newspaper of your CHOICE?
Sur tout circonstances… fipRadiU.S. .::. 0243CD87-7136-4C57-A2DA-DD084B2B793F ⚰️ Dear, fip freaq’s, this one is dedicated to all WHO cannot wear a black “hoodie” with the Freedom that the Twiiter CEO , Jack Dorsey, does.
32.62 USD+0.28 (0.87%) Closed: May 22, 19:59 EDT • After hours 32.65 +0.030 (0.092%) ⬆️
Musical Guest: BOSTON
The Brown Album
The Brown Album — Let U.S. Play
Hey, Katy Kur, what a Day!
Before we get into it, i, armando segovia, leave you with “the” Unknown Soldier… in French, of course. The Site was closed, but for contrast, be advised that Eye has friends in Low Places, check it out:
Context for my nigga Tha God, follows… Eye, know that it is a different context, but the concept is the same, and if you where alive in 1998, then you know what a hell I am talking about, because donald john Trump (with every swing of his golf club) just pissed on the Tomb of our Unknown Soldier… just like the the SONS of the Mexican politicians that i, armando segovia, originally came [here] to FRANCE to interview, and if given the opportunity, Eye will show you fuckers how it all went down… but FOist, Eye must get drunk, so with your permission: ¡SALUD! We’ll see tomorrow.
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME breathe
“El Bote”… jump to page 3, for the rest of the Story. This is a Time–Delayed snapshot from Yesterday; today is Tuesday, May 26th 2020.
Dedicated to the 45th Regiment (or squadron) 7th Platoon of the French Gendarmerie tasked with guarding Donald Trump’s front garden (punto y coma) right next to the Big ol’French Automobile Club.
May 8, 1945
VICTORY IN EUROPE
over these fuckers ⬇️
May 8, 2020 victory over meat processing plants in the middle of T.H.E.M. united states LED by a White Nationalist supporter who commands the response of the biggest World Pandemic since the League of Nations was a “thing”.
His name is DonaldJairTrumpBolsonaro
And in Washington, as Berlin celebrates for the first time (since the burning of the nazi flag over Hitler’s suicide bunker) the end of WWII, the Attorney General of the United States of America is happy to make the case for the plot of The Men in The High Castle.
Not wasting any time in changing a young mind’s view of the facts, the Attorney General’s grandson began his homeschool Winners’ View of The World History sessions on the very EVE OF VE Day, the first lesson: how President Donald Trump saved the world from the Coronavirus with a single CLOROX® wipe.
HIStory pre-Kay,Kay,Kay .::. F918FDB2-F170-4B44-9C97-35708A07485E ⚖️ Well fuck! Metallica goes here… they have a templete for little Travis.
Meanwhile in the Real World, Nicolle Wallace’s pansies are risking frostbite as Hell is about to Freeze on account of a MAY DAY — MAY DAY Blizzard over Babylon 2. To find out what the code in this paragraph is all about, please refer to TIME Mag’s contributor, Elise Jordan’s bookshelf an read page 32 of “American Cipher”.
Over at Deadline, not to be outdone, some guy named Neal Katyal, showed Cousin Joe how to make a bookshelf seem large by having his personal “biblioteca” about 10 meters behind his webcam headshot. Oh the humanity, is the War of the Bookworms… happening now on msnbc’s LOCKDOWN, with Nicolle Wallace.
Pre–Kay, Kay, Kay Marketing, by Keyleigh McEnany .::. 53E21E52-0AC2-4EA4-843E-F151832A5743 🦠 It is not “lava level mad”, it’s: as cool as a lava lamp.
To counter, “Neal’s” book-block, The Producers at the Purple Pundit’s Hour shifted the focus to Axios TV Alexi Maccamond’s lovely repujado frame and “lavalamps” en sus muebles viejos… for the record, “muebles viejos” is a style of furniture that captures Old Mexico better than any “colonial antique” on a “fictitious Mexican politician mansion” ever could, especially on one of those AP “wire” reports about “La canción de protesta”.
You’ve done your part, Stephanie Ruhle… get back to “Napoleon Dynamite”, that’s something that Maria Bartiromo would never get caught doing; and that is all Eye is going to say.
Sir, if elected, will you prosecute your opponent, President Donald John Trump for a long list of negligence, and corruption?
Four more deaths! Four more deaths! Four more deaths! .::. 8375C4F7-32F2-42BE-BC13-97FBCDBA6B76 🔚
Will you behave in the same fashion, as the current Mexican president who pardoned the behavior and long–track record of corruption of politicians in his cabinet, including one with ties to the torturing and murder of a D.E.A. Agent in the mid–1980’s?
… por ejemplo, Mr. Biden, meet: ¡BROZO!
¡BROZOOOOO! con una Chin–Gada.
¿BROZO, en dónde estás cabrón? ¡BROZO!
And just like his neighbor to the North, who at the beginning of his first year in office made a statement of unity, which he did not keep, el presidente de Brozo made a very insightful declaration that every Mexican citizen (except el wüapito*, Carlitos Loret de Mola) knew, and which now he cannot see, and/or know about .::. 7589499D-919F-4ED2-B56F-D73BAE8C0A69 🚂✈️⚾️ ¡PLAYBOL!!! —_•!•_— https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gcjjps /el_presidenteo_es_cómplice_o_se_hace_de_la_vista/
*Washington Post columnist, W.H.O. coincidentally collaborated with a KNOWN Minister of The Interior (Secretaia de Gobernación) that used his position of power to WORK with Drug Traffickers and kidnappers like La Banda de Florence Cassez.
Mira, pinche Brozo, antes de que te ponga unas cachetadas, —¡por payaso, q’eres!— cabrón, Eye FOist have to address Garret Haike W.H.O. is speaking (without his Mortal Kombat mask) at The Hill.
Garrett!!! GARRETT! To quote Matilda’s Favorite son, “Show some respect,” Andrea Mitchell is working 24 for Mr. Fed and you show up to work out of uniform. C’mon, Garrett, get with the Program.
And over at the Redneck Riviera, it’s Mexican Independence Day! .::. E0B5EAB2-FDCF-4F12-A642-7B34C3BE4467 ⛱🏖🤧🚑🏥⚰️🦠🚬
Y de paso, méndigo cachetón, Eye is going to Ketch-up! Get it? With an observance from Yesterday May3, anyhow, Licenciado (con mayúscula, porque aunque su camarada Vero no lo crea, nos cae bien… pinche botijón) today on May4 we observe the Rise of Mayan king Bird Jaguar IV Also Known As “Willie Geist*” of Yaxchilan in modern-day Chiapas, which used to be GUATEMALA, before Porfirio Díaz assumed the presidential trone, also known as “la silla presidencial”… así que para responder la pregunta de Ricardo Arjona, en su rola “Si el Norte fuera el Sur”, se me hace, pinche Brozo que Sam Houston nos quedaría del tamaño de uno de los rocanroleros y paisanos de Carlos Loret de Mola: Los Baby’s.
*Because Willie Geist is more human than human, of course.
“Now you know — the rest of the story” .::. 34E3F3A5-E70B-46B5-B2C0-69C4CC57DD11 🕰
By the numbers: Öüï never thought that we’d make it this far! Meanwhile at Studio 3A, Cousin Joe is trying to make of Chris, Matilda’s favorite son… C’mon Joe!!! Öüï are all united, ANDREW, is Matilda’s favorite bambino, you southern goombah you! Willie, telegraph a Curly slap on Moe… on Joe there.
Note to Editors: Please be advised that “El Rostro” on this timeline below of the panspermia section of the Énergies de Trémois at the Châtelet Metro station (75001) in no way, Cousin Joe, suggests that the likeness, to what looks like the replica of the face cast of a young Napoléon, does not reflect the current “Cut Above The Rest” in Waterloo, IOWA. To put it in Liverpool’s favorite sons terminology; MAXWELL would not approve… especially with all them goddamned Eddy Currents, Dr. Schrödinger.
Get your Kinks out… But I don’t feel afraid As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset I am in paradise 🎶🎶🎶 68F9DCF8-CE95-4150-B362-F4FBA0B29EBC = The Kinks.
Over at Seth Meyer’s attic, Kalifornication follows.
So, Mr. Meyer, Eye noticed D.A.T. D.A.R.E. « gentleman on house arrest » doing a tribute to the blunder section of your closer look segment in your conspicuously SOLO show.
And don’t think for a quick second, Mr. Meyer (if that is your real name) D.A.T. that “Kalifornian” fellow on the drum set is not really a Reverend Al Sharpton “skinny late with 50 available menu options at the LORDE LORNE microwave 30 Rock MaTzah ball shop” we know that the little drummer boy is an Oregonian transplant.
You are not foolin’ anybody with your “little heater” D.A.R.E., Mr. Seth, no sir, Eye have it on good autorotha that D.A.T. sloped brick wall is really the outside shoot of a cozy chimney, Mr. Meyer. So please stop paying tribute to Carrot Top, you are better than… props. Just stick to the W.A.S.P.’s on your “time-delayed” segue segment.
AUSSI… please stop throwing your writers under the bus, especially when you can telegraph to your “big” Band to push that « facile à digérer SANS LActose baguette eater » off of the “back of that Greyhound bus”.
You know Meyers, “there’s a TEMPLATE FOR, IT!” .::. 37D4DFCB-4A6A-4CF8-BE7C-9253844C1F56 6️⃣6️⃣ 🎵🎵🎵 Well [it!] goes from St. Louie down to Missouri Oklahoma city [it!] looks oh so pretty You’ll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico Flagstaff, Arizona don’t forget Wynona Kingman, Barstow, SAN Bernardino…
Over on Comedy Central… Musical Guest: FINGER BANG! With their number ONE hit: Girl, It’s as simple as D.A.T., period