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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

Hoy no hubo sopa… according to Peter

Ai’ght then, why the fuck not, throw the first Sinner to The Stone.

That’s, “Grotesqué tú”, Yahoo.

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https ://www .reddit .com /r /BlackPeopleofReddit //jayme_lawsons_brilliant_take_on_the_baftabbc/

It’s all Greek to me — No Entiendo ni JOTA!

 

… in Washington, to celebrate the U.S. first-ever ever amphibious attack in the history of the 13 original Land Grabs of the world del Mundo de Le Monde (in Veracruz) the United States of America is putting on a dog-and-pony show for the survivors of the 7 soldiers who died (apparently) in a video game scenario of sorts.

And in Columbus, New Mexico, Elise Jordan is celebrating the 110th Pancho Villa Days Fest, for the occasion and not to be outdone by Jackie Alemany’s, Adela Micha’s wardrobe, Jordan takes on the role of ‘Generalissima’ wearing a matching chartreuse-vest to Bo Catlett’s Dijon Mustard suit³.

How many degrees between Pershing and Villa?… Ask Patton at Fort Knox, Kentucky, vía —RANCHO SAN FRANCISCO.

³~. Like the one that Delroy Lindo wore in front of the In-an-Out Burger at Westchester and Sepulveda next to LAX.

At the time (1916) Jordania’s great-great grandma was the Fort Bliss Public Relations CO, and the first to give the news to the West Texas Town district commander, General John J. Pershing who in turn would disturb President Wilson’s morning round of golf in Washington, D.C. before his (EXCELLENCY’s) noon-time breifing on interventionalist efforts around Uncle Sam’s ‘backyard”. On that particular morning, President Wilson was supposed to have a ‘banana split’ (from Honduras), but instead the Nobel Prize winning executive received a shot of tequila from the Ciudad Juárez Diario de El Paso, or something like that.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

…

Kalakuta Republic ⚫ BAND on The Run

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still the 18th day of the second month in the Gregorian Calendar, and in Paris, France, Olusegun 🇳🇬 Obasanjo just ordered his 1000 armed ZOMBIES to take down The Black Hole of Lagos… that’s in Nigeria if all you know is FOX News and the Turning 👔 Point crowd of the make america 🧟 grim 🐷 again crowd.

Ransome fella

Ransome fella : ‘Paul McCartney? I don’t know who you are’: When Fela Kuti accused the Beatle of cultural appropriation.

 

“🪘Zombie no go walk unless you tell am to walk “.

 

Rare 🥩 Well Done 👍🏿

Any 🦉 hoot, in OBE news 📰, Lennon returns his medal and Andrew’s been taken to jail. Sources close to Fela relay that it’s the least that Lennon could do considering Paul’s outlandish claim, that The Beatles were the biggest band in the world and that “Nigeria-Biafra thing”.

Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

∴

… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13 for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.

Back to El Chuco : Federal Aviation Propaganda Commision

¡Hola Vero³!!!

Donald La Drône, pas drôle

³~. https ://escobar .house .gov /news /documentsingle /press-release-congresista-escobar-statement-on-closure-of-el-paso-airspace

Cum•bia, hasta las seis de la mañana
pura colita de borrego at Rosa’s Cantina

In Paris, France, Marjolena Kalten-Portenpistolas is trafficking in Jazz and a bag of weed.

In any case, Randall “forbes” Lane, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still Edison’s birth-of-a-Nation anniversary, to celebrate, Elon Musk is going to send a team of Thailandese soccer-playing elephants into orbit, but without a space suit just for fun, and to deflect from his Jeffrey Epstein affair with Lolita.

The Birth of A Randall in a Thomas Edison garage.

 

For context, Randall Lane (title on the Morning Mika Show) collaborator of the “50 clams over 50 years of age in Abu Dhabi”, set forth the example of Thomas Edison as an example to follow when destroying democracies for the benefit of their portfolios.

Issy, Bad Bunny, all of a sudden Évry body wants to ‘Spik-ah-the-Spanish”

Any 🦉 hoot, the 50-over-50 event is a symposium of vintage quiffs really, or how the SPANISH-speaking circuit at Le Beaubourg in Paris call it : las más cabronas. Ana Cabrona (la más Cabrera) coincidentally, does not qualify because she’s like 20 years of age, or something along that range.

Eye Say do Ewe spick-ah my language; Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in Australia.

https ://www .theguardian .com /technology /2018/jul/18 /elon-musk-apologises-for-calling-thai-cave-rescue-diver-a-pedo

Fuck Thomas Edison, the Elon Musk of his day

Tesla sends all his lovin’ to Randall at Forbes.

To they, in Washington but also at the Eiffel Tower is EDISON DAY on account that today is his birthday.

 

Bad Guillotine… Off With Their Heads. In local news “le guacamole du Super Bowl” (pg.63 Le Point, 2793) gave Eloy Vargas, an avocado producer in Uruapan, Michoacán, a warm fuzzy and a Speedy González smile, quote :

With the Super Bowl final [sic] this February 8th and the eliminations which preceeded it, the demand exploted… the Americans [sic] love to eat guacamole in front of the television

unquote.

Note to El Paso International Airport :
The U.S. Government cannot hide the concentration camp that is visible to air passengers after the planes leave the runway during takeoff. For context, Donald Trump is trying to camouflage Stephen Miller’s sadistic detention center, so the janitors there will have a 10-day no pay vacation.

Any hoot, Leo, not that you are going to read this most non-consequential blog but being that i went ahead and posted yesterday’s  improvised snapshots at Marie Stuart’s, i thought that Eye would wait at least 36 hours before Öüî scribed you into a post, but that is only because 24 hours are not enough to cover the news of the THEY my friend ; de cualquier manera, Leo, never read the running day (i.e. today’s date, 11/2/2026) on account that if you’d read yesterday’s post at say, 10h you would have missed your own street-saxin’-session!

Down to the maddafakin’ white truck. For context the only element missing on this screen grab is the rain, all other details are present… including Mí 🥃behind that vehicle.

https ://www .today .com /flights-at-el-paso-airport-halted-for-10-days-for-security-reasons

Soooo, unless you are one of the Monkees working at say, radiofrance, msnow or, perhaps even the Préfecture de Paris, who have the resources to designate a team to monitor (not follow) what i post, don’t follow me instead, people who know—know that it would probably be en meilleure santé, if you focus on your skateboarding and sax playin’ rather than figuring out what the hell is going on in That West Texas Town of El Paso.

Intermission at Jackie Alemany’s closet before the show

But for the record [first] :

Eh, los paranoias 🪇, sponsored by Chiquita Bananarama.

It used to be that if you break it, you buy it, but that is not the case to they, on the Avi “Wall Street” Velshi Show, to they the new rule is that if you buy it, you get to break it ; like a goD.

Jeez-US Christine it looks like a dollhouse wardrobe for 20 Century Fox! It’s missing Jell-O, though. It’s okay, Jackie Alemany, Eye got’s sunshine in a bag. The first thing we are going to need are freckles to go with that coat of yours. The white buttonis are bold, little ol’ i will give you that.

Öüï now return to Jackie Alemany’s closet, featuring Eugene Daniels as “El Negro” Salomé, not to be confused with “El Negro” Sebastián porque ese güey le pega a su mujer.

Commentary Mí

God bless Kids Rock.

In Washington, President Trump audiably³ shat himself

³~. That’s, “de manière audible” if you happen to « Praise your architecture of aggression » like a cult follower with a red MAGA baseball cap.

So, from the top:

1861 : Texas secedes from The United States ; fast-forward to 2026, and The 18th Congressional District in Houston is flipped from the grips of an Evil-crippled Republican lackey at the Governor’s Mansion in the Austin City Limits radar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /2026-special-elections /texas-house-results

It used to be, “por el arco del triunfo”, but now it’s simplemente, “por mis pinches huevos”.

I.C.E. Killer

“C’est grave” : Ice-T réagit aux meurtres commis par l’ICE et change les paroles de Cop Killer

If your name is Jaqueline Alemany, please be aware that “still I rise” regardless if February 1st is National Get Up Day.

To they, today is National Freedom Day, it marks President Abraham Lincoln abolishment of slavery in Them United States of America. February 1 is the 32nd day of the year and with this being a non-leap calendar it means that there are 333 theys to go before the end of Times Square’s countdown to MMXXVII. In Mexicolandia it’s National Ajolote Day… because you know: ☢️This Is The Countdown To Extinction ☢️… released on July 14, 1992, because as you know, Dave Mustaine is French.

Ufff! They ⛓️‍💥 darker 🪶 than U.S.! — Four scones and 7 cakes ago…

Buddy Rich and all them “rudimentary paradiddles” follow