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¿Te acuerdas de aquella vez que nos platicaron de aquel tema que pasó, en un día como hoy?

Picasso’s Christ… como la lucha libre es pura pantomima

Behold! The Christ rode a horse… but then again, his “dad” up in heaven was a complete ass 🫏

C’est qui analyse Harvey Cox dans La Fête des fous : Tel le clown de la parade du cirque, il [le Christ] fait la satire de l’autorité existante, traversant la ville sur sa monture, entouré d’un cortège de roi, lui qui n’a nul pouvoir sur terre […] il est crucifié au millieu de ricanements et de sarcasmes, surmonté d’un écriteau qui raille ses risibles prétentions.

Pierron, A. « Dictionnaire de la langue du cirque », p. 167 under CLOWN.  Stock Éditions 2003.

Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman are in a bar, hilarity ensues when “the one and only Billy Shears” strolls in and very casually said : Cheers 🥂.

 

Now it’s time for Green Tea at The Marjomorning Kaltenknew-Bach Show on account of the master’s inability to drink with Paul.

En fin :

This is what Harvey Cox analyzes in “The Feast of The Fools” : like the clown in a circus parade, he [Christ] satirizes the existing authority, riding through the city 🎩 on his mount, surrounded by a royal procession, he who has no power on earth […] he is crucified amid snickers and sarcasm, with a sign above him mocking his laughable pretensions.

ibid.

Entonces, Marjolaine… i want to get high, what’s says Ewe?

This is Knot a love Song

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear, and this is just another Time-delayed cutline from the sundown on La Seine, over at Nato headquarters, Évry body went to bed wondering if the World was going to witness the Decline of Western Civilization on the same day that humanity (for the very first time) saw a picture of planet Earth eclipsing the Sun as viewed from 4000 km from the Dark Side of The Moon.

 

In local news, it’s 11h in CET on the day that Paul McCartney learned that Pablo Picasso died, Issy-it’s-1973 and in 2026 the world can drink to Donald John Trump chickening down on collapsing the United States (in América) into ignominy.

… over at Times Square, Donnie Deutsch is at it again, the advertising guru is eating children again, —it’s what Donnie’s clan do, they eat children, but at least he is no trafficking children for the very rich, like Jeffrey Epstein (in his heyday) did for The Trump brand, eh.

 

Thanks for chickening-out (again) mister president and pissing on the fire that you 🤯 started yourself.

Porn and politics

… ✈️ Shockingly, over in Durango :

Men ‘mock’ the devil this Holy Saturday by dressing as women

It’s the Status Quo, and not an Eminence Front.

 

… and, Eddie Gloude Jr., in case you missed it, is Epstein even a thing now? Child care is not, but now that politics angle is keeping the Voto Latino crowd up at night, all that’s left is Victorian porn on the BBC.

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En Hilo, Hawaii it’s still SÁBADO DE GLORIA and a fake ICE agent got what EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ICE agent deserves from an angry mob³. In Washington, Jeffrey Epstein reminds the U.N. that Donald John Trump is a false Easter egg.

³~.https ://www .elsiglodetorreon .com .mx /hombres-se-burlan-del-diablo-en-este-sabado-de-gloria-vistiendo-de-mujer

Bone Spurs Messiah

 

And no nigga… drink some water, don’t cough

What’d Eye said! — God knows it’s TROU 🕳️

 

Oh, Kay… Molly, now that Öüï is back from the time-lag between the Night of The Living Daylight Saving Times, Eye can proceed to show you FranceTV séance on The Seine 👓  

Future-seeing Spectacles ; Book IV, when the Jews fight on the side of Goliath and the Pykie choose a bloke by the name of David in Birmingham during the Roaring 20’s.

 

Time Now is 09hxx in CET and Three in the Mo’ning across The Atlantic in all EST timepieces, including the Nuclear Doomsday Clock.

But first secondly, watcha got fo’ Mí, Molly Chong-Jung, Öüï’s gonna play a game, of a game, of a game 🎯 and then some.

Let’s dance 🩰 Eye knows this fellow who prepares great ‘chicanadas’ out of scraps.

 

But seriously, Molly, why do you decide to go with the Panzer look? And stop, crossing your arms or Ay! Will love to blow #Em off.

Ask Jackie to transliterate the onomatopoeia on the scene. Eugene, youse off the hook, nigga, drink a beer and then whatever floats your 🪮 afro…

We’re Americans… it says so on the récépissé de Marianne ; Eye said Öüï was comming from Paris, but Mí is not French.

and, Molly, that’s what Ewe gets for sitting on Capehart’s 40 mules and a chair, or something like that, but yes, —agency.

 

Hoy no hubo sopa… according to Peter

Ai’ght then, why the fuck not, throw the first Sinner to The Stone.

That’s, “Grotesqué tú”, Yahoo.

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https ://www .reddit .com /r /BlackPeopleofReddit //jayme_lawsons_brilliant_take_on_the_baftabbc/

It’s all Greek to me — No Entiendo ni JOTA!

 

… in Washington, to celebrate the U.S. first-ever ever amphibious attack in the history of the 13 original Land Grabs of the world del Mundo de Le Monde (in Veracruz) the United States of America is putting on a dog-and-pony show for the survivors of the 7 soldiers who died (apparently) in a video game scenario of sorts.

And in Columbus, New Mexico, Elise Jordan is celebrating the 110th Pancho Villa Days Fest, for the occasion and not to be outdone by Jackie Alemany’s, Adela Micha’s wardrobe, Jordan takes on the role of ‘Generalissima’ wearing a matching chartreuse-vest to Bo Catlett’s Dijon Mustard suit³.

How many degrees between Pershing and Villa?… Ask Patton at Fort Knox, Kentucky, vía —RANCHO SAN FRANCISCO.

³~. Like the one that Delroy Lindo wore in front of the In-an-Out Burger at Westchester and Sepulveda next to LAX.

At the time (1916) Jordania’s great-great grandma was the Fort Bliss Public Relations CO, and the first to give the news to the West Texas Town district commander, General John J. Pershing who in turn would disturb President Wilson’s morning round of golf in Washington, D.C. before his (EXCELLENCY’s) noon-time breifing on interventionalist efforts around Uncle Sam’s ‘backyard”. On that particular morning, President Wilson was supposed to have a ‘banana split’ (from Honduras), but instead the Nobel Prize winning executive received a shot of tequila from the Ciudad Juárez Diario de El Paso, or something like that.

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

…

Kalakuta Republic ⚫ BAND on The Run

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still the 18th day of the second month in the Gregorian Calendar, and in Paris, France, Olusegun 🇳🇬 Obasanjo just ordered his 1000 armed ZOMBIES to take down The Black Hole of Lagos… that’s in Nigeria if all you know is FOX News and the Turning 👔 Point crowd of the make america 🧟 grim 🐷 again crowd.

Ransome fella

Ransome fella : ‘Paul McCartney? I don’t know who you are’: When Fela Kuti accused the Beatle of cultural appropriation.

 

“🪘Zombie no go walk unless you tell am to walk “.

 

Rare 🥩 Well Done 👍🏿

Any 🦉 hoot, in OBE news 📰, Lennon returns his medal and Andrew’s been taken to jail. Sources close to Fela relay that it’s the least that Lennon could do considering Paul’s outlandish claim, that The Beatles were the biggest band in the world and that “Nigeria-Biafra thing”.

Minuto informativo — Sleeper Sex with Sam Stein

Please stand-by for coverage in the meanwhile, enjoy Young Monroe.

Saint-Quentin entre Hierba

 

… with Musical Guest : Lady Gaga and the “i want people to see the truth,” marching band.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2010/jul/25 /wikileaks-war-logs-back-story

In search of a more perfect union, Chelsea Manning puts Wikipedia on the map. Sources close to Bradley Edward Manning relay that voices inside Chelsea’s noggin told her that The Nation needed those stories “dumped” in order to live.

Fucking hypocrites, the whole lot of you.

 

On the Menu:
Wabbit Scalia with Aspersions on The Asparagus.

“hi… how are you?… im an army intelligence analyst, deployed to eastern bagdad … if you had unprecedented access to classified networks, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week for 8+ months, what would you do?”

2010 – WikiLeaks publishes the first of hundreds of thousands of classified documents disclosed by the soldier (airman, marine, seaman) now known as Chelsea Manning.

Boneless Sleep with Chicken Sex

 

Sixteen Candles after Julian Assange released the ‘Reykjavík Report’ another “report”, this one on the CBS Network of the PARAMOUNT + Family, is getting nabbed ; and isn’t it ironic, Jon Batiste… “don’t you think?” that the single from Jagged Little Pill with that track, Ironic, was relased 14 Years earlier on “ASH WEDNESDAY” week in 1996!!!

Paramount Front… it’s a put on

 

What are the odds, Donnie Deutsch, what are the odds that Joe Scarborough is going to purchase another yacht (on credit) with Pam Bondi’s news about the DOW, man—the dow.

Get Back, Andrew… with your “California Grass” bead wrist band, and your unbuttoned French Cuffs with that Black Precious on your ring-oh digit. Get Back Sorkin.

 

Accept no imitators : Sunday, February 1st

Eating their own shit to the top 🎩

“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”

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… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and  laying on the ground.

MARCH 2026 ISSUE :

https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence


Lucky 13 for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.

Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.

 

And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.

Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.

 

Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:

For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.

Owning the steers.

Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.