And, Katty Kay… Eye gots a truckload of Kit Kats

😼 Öüï can have the goods melted before Good Friday and turned into a Bunny 🐇 in/on the Bright side of the Moon by Easter Sunday at Mar-a-Lago just-in-time for the Huevo 🐣 hunt for Jesus.

It was meant for the Poles, but let them eat Solidarité with John Paul II while snorting some Tokio and cruising on the Bati🦇mobil.

 

FUCK THE DUKE, John Wayne never served in Uniform outside of a Hollywood screenshots ; and besides, Cousin Joe, Brody is with Nancy and The Gipper.

In the Wise Words of Mister Tee 🏌🏻, “Eye pity the fool who plays golf with Donald “bone 🎖️ spurs” Trump.

Over at the greatest criminal enterprise in the world, also known as, The United States of America… it’s another edition of 50 ways to piss Mika Brzezinski’s husband off.

The Failed Assassination of Fidel Castro on a French radio show.

… read between the pundits, as Ewe whistles.

And no nigga… drink some water, don’t cough

What’d Eye said! — God knows it’s TROU 🕳️

 

Oh, Kay… Molly, now that Öüï is back from the time-lag between the Night of The Living Daylight Saving Times, Eye can proceed to show you FranceTV séance on The Seine 👓  

Future-seeing Spectacles ; Book IV, when the Jews fight on the side of Goliath and the Pykie choose a bloke by the name of David in Birmingham during the Roaring 20’s.

 

Time Now is 09hxx in CET and Three in the Mo’ning across The Atlantic in all EST timepieces, including the Nuclear Doomsday Clock.

But first secondly, watcha got fo’ Mí, Molly Chong-Jung, Öüï’s gonna play a game, of a game, of a game 🎯 and then some.

Let’s dance 🩰 Eye knows this fellow who prepares great ‘chicanadas’ out of scraps.

 

But seriously, Molly, why do you decide to go with the Panzer look? And stop, crossing your arms or Ay! Will love to blow #Em off.

Ask Jackie to transliterate the onomatopoeia on the scene. Eugene, youse off the hook, nigga, drink a beer and then whatever floats your 🪮 afro…

We’re Americans… it says so on the récépissé de Marianne ; Eye said Öüï was comming from Paris, but Mí is not French.

and, Molly, that’s what Ewe gets for sitting on Capehart’s 40 mules and a chair, or something like that, but yes, —agency.

 

… Eye told Youse not to call it an off 🛣️ramp

A caballo regalado no se le mira el diente, as for Mí, Manolete, well is like Freddy said, 🎹 Me i got no rhythm, or rather, May Eye say:

🎶 Öüï just keeps missing my beat.

M-9 — Croix de Chavaux

Breaking in Paris : https ://www .lemonde .fr /2026/03/28 /la-bank-of-america-visee-par-une-tentative-d-attentat-a-paris-un-engin-explosif-artisanal-depose-devant-l-etablissement

Makes Ewe Wanna Holler

It makes Mí wanna holler, mister Gaye. I told Molly Jung-Fast not to remind the audience about France and the DOLLAR EXCHANGE. It woke up the Senegalese and those fuckers tried to bomb an American Bank in Paris… sources close to Laurent Nuñez relay that is the very bank with ties to Mike Barnacle’s wife. Look it up, Molly, and leave the Future-looking spectacles to the professionals not the nepo-babies, like Ewe.

Holler, holler, holler. Issy-Jacqueline-Alemany, that there on the beach is a Sacrificial G.O.A.T., not the one that Alfie Bane slaughtered in the name of The Scarecrow, that goat looking at the singer’s receding hairline is named after 💃🏽 MANOLETE 🐂 en bicicleta.