This is a template, y nada más que un patrón

Entonces pues Benjamin [not Ewe] à la rue de Saint-Denis, don’t get lost in translation :

Coma frutas y verduras and don’t cut your first-born’s throat just because some “burning 🇮🇱 bush” told you to part the Red Sea while listening to Exodus and smoking a fat Marley at Pyramids (Metro line 14:21–22). Look it up, nigga’… it’s in The Bible.

 

In local news, poultry in the State of Israel³ are currently seeking pardon from Abraham’s god after Netanyahu 💩 used those stupid chickens 😇 to transfer all of his crimes against Amnesty International onto … those poor 🐔 chickens who only wanted to grow up to be “Chick’n Nuggets” at the McDo en Tel Aviv.

Samba for Ewe.

 

³~. KapParot before Yum-yum 🍩 Kapoor.

Over at the old INNOCENT’s Cemetary, The Republic might have removed the SKULLS and BONES from the fountain that stands there, but the spirits are still there remain in Châtelet, not at The Catacoms.

Back in Palestine :

Thank you, Jerge, for providing the “visuals” for today’s post, i am glad, to be a SOURCE for your [cartoonish] inspiration… ‘member now, JERGE : Know Your Chicken 🐔 you have to know your chicken.

Sources close to the, Colonel Sanders, relay that KFC’s across the so-called promised land (to Jared Kushner and associates at The U.S. Embassy in Paris, France) report numerous incidents of poultry meat catching on fire like a fucking bush.