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Hoy no hubo Jackie… this for math is not mathin’

Over at The Strait of Warm Ooze, people who know, know not to ooze.

War Pigs, but yes Madame Secretary, President Barack H. Obama did in fact win a Nobel Peace Prize. And Jackie Alemany, little ol’Eye did warn you about the overcast skies with a chance of Thundershowers in France.

Just giggle as you work, —it builds character.

I pitty the pundit that who wears a Vilma Flintstone dress to The Weekend on a Sunday… them shells do accentuate them “pecs”, the tan shade is just iceing on the chest… go ahead vogue.

Adelita Rising — a Pope’s favorite

Phrase of the Day:

Tommy changed a chord on Morning Joe… Keyword, “Exclusive Forecast”, now with more COW belle.

Trolling for a cause… it’s like “getting in good trouble”, but using 1’s and 0’s while fingerbanging MTV featuring The Who’s ax-man, Pete Villehold singing America’s Number 1 hitjob: Well Shit Daltrey They Got Fooled Again by that Eminence Trump.

When in Rome, catch a film… or knot, either güey, Jacqueline Alemany, all of a sudden there is such thing as “good trolling” or, trolling for a cause! Jesus Fucking Christ, if only this most non-consequential had come up with this concept back at the Unesco in 2016 when the Buzzfeed crowd was working hand-en-mano with La Juventud Venezolana de la 4ta Transformación de Javier Sicilia y los #YoSoy132 de morena-francia en el cinito mexicano de Pablo Gleason en el Cinéma Christine del Barrio Latino de Jour et Nuit… but i (Armando Segovia) understand now that one must be a fucking Kennedy, pasty white, or a boot-licker for “La Causa” de Barbara Carol de Obeso en la prefectura de Cité, to get away with that.

Pleased to meet you, hope you can spell my name.

 

But seriously, by the time that the Epstein Tapes are released to the “untalented” peons living under Donald John Trump’s  hungry poor, “We The People” will most certainly forget about the Shutdown Vacation of 2025.

And in Washington, MORNING JOE has no talented weather forecasters, so MSNBC now outsourced those jobs to a proprietary conglomerate that is bent on privatizing SUNSHINE and disbanding NOAA³, while killing the National Weather Service. In other words DONNIE DEUTSCH, Joe Scarborough is doing the bidding for the Trump Administration when it comes to “fully commercializing [its] forecasting operations” or as they say in TEXAS, “fuck it if the telephone lines are down, they should have gotten thier MTV!!!”, mister Vaughan.

³~. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Which brings me to Donald Trump suggesting that the U.S. has no “talents and skilled” people available… to build missiles and protect “our bodily fluids”.

Intermission with Neymar Júnior {10}

And then… Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker!!!) re-branded the Secoyas, now they go by Seikopai. It doesn’t matter ⚽ mister Deutsch, your ENTERPRISE pétrolier could have requested that instead of BELLAVISTA, the autochthonous region where the Seikopai people dwell, JCDECAUX feature les Ai Kofi, les Siona {or} les Waornari, from Neymar Junior’s (T€N) back yard Carioca 🦜 garden.

 

“I’m your Huckleberry.”