Monthly Archives: January 2023

Jump from page 171 — Night of January 16th³

³~. In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s The End of Yesterday, because in Paris, France… Son las cinco in CET.

Deer, Deputy Éric Ciotti,  Alpes-Maritimes, FRANCHE:

Like, Max “Guitar” on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show likes to sing (or murder your Rosbif tocayo’s version² of “Before You Accuse Me“) please be advised that I am only referencing you from today’s  FACE-à FACE Show on BFM’er TV because your rhetoric does not match with the PROMISE that your political party founder, President SARKOZY made to me… via the Talents and Skills Visa program. You are all rotten, the whole lot of you fuckers, except of course Carla, she’s alright.

Here, you probably have heard of this fellow before, he was a Mason, a good one, not like the fake political-parasites of today:

Most of our citizens, are scattered in the rest of Europe and the world, they live and die far from the “fatherland” […] I know that we are forced to go far away to look for the resources that our land denies us; and we could hardly subsist if we were to remain enclosed.

 

J.-J. ROUSSEAU
Letter to d’Alembert, 1758…
Page 15 of Chapter I
Le « roman familial » in,
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, en son temps.
M. & B. Cottret
PERRIN, 2005

²~. Eric (sin acento) clap, clap, Clapton;

And starring as Billy 🎹 Preston, The Fifth RHUTLE 🦃.

SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS

Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want
And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that

False Friends in Translation follows… 🌬️ 🎶 When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw – mom… Sex With Your Parents.

 

And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that
And me baby – I got statistics – I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

And today Öüï, the staff, introduce you to the MOTHER of all coincidences and ironic calques, for starters, let’s ask the only reliable source in the Universe, Wikipedia, what a CALCO in Lenguiski’s is:

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, what in the Wide World of BFM’er TV is a CALCO?

Champagne, Foie Gras, Caviar, SKI LODGES, et. al., are all GATEWAY HOOKS for cooptation, which ENDS in Corruption.

 

WIKIPEDIA:
—In Lenguiski’s, a calque or loan translation is a word or phrase borrowed from another language by literal word-for-word or root-for-root translation.

Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, could you please illustrate for the REPUBLICAN PARTY on both sides of The Atlantic, S.V.P.?

Go ahead, mister Alpes∴Mari❇️times , send your “private investigators” like your Free∴MASON∴brother did, this time, however, bring send the HOUND DOGS aussi, why don’t you, la préfecture de Cité and the Place Where Évrybody knows my name knows my location all of the time, you capitalist Welfare Queen.

∴ = THEREFORE

Wikipedia:
— Indeed, meet me at the geriatrician’s corner à la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau at la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux.

— 1945 – World War II: Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.

17 de enero del 2013
FIRE–fire H*E*A*T*

In Ukraine: it’s Sobredosis de cemento 💥

Meanwhile at Fort Knox, Lima is getting a warm and fuzzy… and in GERMANIA, the WAR FIGHTING CENTER at Grafenwöhr in The Upper Palatinate region of Bavaria is getting ready to welcome Ukranians, just like the neighboring Bayreuth did in the Upper Franconia region after Hitler was fetched out of his little fucking bunker, on a THEY like YESTERDAY in 1945.

Pegasus follows, sponsored by BUZFEED and Morning Joe (2016). Happy Alabama-King LEE-They-in Mississippi,  starring Colonel Poulet Bourbon as Chicken E. LEE.

… Well, well, well, look what The Birthday Song brought in (layers cake), and if Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela, is reading, he will probably deploy the plausible deniability mode at SciencesPo.

Jump to Phat Basterd’s wet dream in a General’s Rank… Heavy Armor is knot taboo, Evermore.

15 de enero en Hilo, Hawaii : 🦃 FREE BIRD 🦃 Night of January 16th

(Pronounced ‘Lĕh-‘nérd ‘Skin-‘nérd)

🪘 Chano 🪘 Pozo 🪘
Went the way of Morrison in Paris.

😇 2003 – Adriana Hernández, 🇲🇽 rhythmic gymnast 🇲🇽.

In 🇪🇸 la Lengua de Cervantes 🇲🇽, it means “Gym Teacher Who Hates Long-hair and rock and roll”.

🎠 1605 – The first edition of El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de la Mancha (Book One of Don Quijote) by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra is published in Madrid, Spain.

🇵🇷 Puerto Ricans 🇵🇷 need not apply³ because born To They, for FLORIDIANS at La Calle Ocho in 1901, is  🇨🇺 Fulgencio 🦇 Batista, 🇨🇺 Cuban colonel and politician, ninth President of 🇨🇺 Cuba 🇨🇺(† d.1973).

³~. And, Reverend Sharpton, pay no attention to what Osler Amaro is going to say in two weeks, when Juan Lázaro plays back la Emisión Américas and doctors the script to his 🇵🇪 CAUSA 🇵🇪 con Champagne en el “🇨🇵 93 🇨🇵”, Öüï the staff feature Batista as a kind reminder for the José Díaz-Balart crowd that 🇨🇺 Batista, —has been † dead for 50 years this year.

😇 1948 – 🛩️  Ronnie Van Zant 🛩️, 🇺🇸 singer-songwriter 🇺🇸 (†d. 1977)

It’s 16th January in Paris, Franche, and in Hilo, Pineapple Express time, it is the end of Yesterday on The 11th Hour, with Denisas Kerschovas en el “16“.

From the makers of The Fountain en Fontana, and the Atlas at Mika’s penthouse at the Overlord Comcast fiefdom in Babylon II… comes the story of Bacardi en Saint-Denis (93).

(Pronounced ‘🚽She-cagó 💩)… es la ciudad de las dos necesidades y de Al, que pone las chelas* en la mesa.

*~. Chela, if fémina is short for Isela or, definitely maybe, perhaps—quizas, Arcelia, sin embargo, if the alcohol level is measured in degrees, then la chela es una birria, but definitely not at LA POLAR.

Over at the Morjo Show, John Heileman is bathing in meth, or baptizing some pipe en la pila. In any case SCENARIO, Donnie Deutsch can lick my balls [ ⚽ ], Eye has a “el chapulín ❤️ colorado” en ESPN, “THE OCHO” on my side, and never mind the time Donnie, you suck 24/7 en Hilo 🍍 and in 🏈 Dallas, aussi.

Before there was a “Spearchucker Jones”, came the inspiration for “Mad Max” in the form of Spearthrower 🦉 Hibou.

 

Over at the 🦿 Santos 🦵 Institute 🦿,  “J’aime tes genoux”, featuring El Orgullo del Nepotismo de Alejandro Jodorowsky, el tal “A~dan”, Natalia Lafourcade cameos as “la eñe“.

16 de enero de 1924¹ 

Happy Birthday 🎂 on The National Action Commission.

🇺🇸  National Religious Freedom Day 🇺🇸
Hail, Hail Rock and Roll

 

¹~. 🤠 Katy Jurado, alias Mrs. BOULANGER, 🇲🇽 actress 🇲🇽 (†d. 2002)… killed by JAMES COUBURN, “Alias” was there, James changed his name to Pat Garrett… and if Congresman Scarborough buys that, have Eye gots the perfect chambre en un Hotel de La HAVANA with a WINDOW to AMBOS MUNDOS.

If Ewe books now, Donnie Deutsch will lick your balls [ ⚽ ].

Jump to page 171… CHANO POZO ( Chico & Rita 2010 ) en:

CHICAGO STYLE Citation
(CMOS)

Quillevéré, Marcel. Cuba: une histoire de l’île par sa musique et sa littérature. Paris, FR:  Albin Michel and France Musique, 2022, —PERIOD!

!~. Note to KERSCHOVAS, do you really wanna go to Chicago? Because if Ewe does, The Chicago Manual Of Style (∴ CMOS ∴) specifies that you end your bibliographies with a period, —ya’ see.

Lovefool — “Eye” has a dream³… and Mr. POQUELIN is not in it

El Son de La NEGRA


†1947 – The Black Dahlia murder: The dismembered corpse of Elizabeth Short was found in Los Angeles.

Concierto a sombrero
💀 MACAbraMENTE 💀
abierto

Starring, 💀 MACArio 💀 :

😇 1925 – 🦃Ignacio López Tarso 🦃, 🇲🇽  Mexican 🇲🇽, actor

🌬️ 🎶 Qué alegría cuando le dijeron (a COLBERT) vamos al bautizo de Molière, ya están tramando el complot, su UMBRAL es el Vaux-le-Vicomte 🥬

Schwarzkopf follows:

… but my 🇺🇸 General 🇺🇸 wore a pink feather on his chocolate chip issued sombrero, I would tell you his name, but then it would be way too easy for THE SON OF JUANITO GUANABACOA, en 🇨🇦 Canadá 🇨🇦, to just copy-paste the General’s name for his “thesis”…

🪖1991 – The 🇺🇳 United Nations 🇺🇳 deadline for the withdrawal of 🇮🇶 Iraqi 🇮🇶 forces from occupied 🇰🇼 Kuwait 🇰🇼 expires, preparing the way for the start of 🪖 Operation 🪖 Desert 🪖 Storm.

😇 1938 – Estrella Blanca, 🇲🇽 Mexican 🇲🇽wrestler ❄️… Black Warrior, on the other hand, extinguished his flame this Past Weekend in TORREÓN.

 

Excellon announces agreement to acquire past producing mine in Mexico,  from Dalu S. … (the “Seller”), an entity owned by an investment fund managed by Orion Resource Partners.

La Negra Mine
(“La Negra”)
located in Querétaro State, Mexico

https ://excellonresources .com /news /details /index.php?content _id= 341

No Myth, I am an Anti-Christ, ask Aquiles, el de los pies ligeros.

 

… but it’s just like Republican congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, from Florida says, “Tú Things Can Be Trou 🕳️ at The Same 🪄 Time!

Why just a few moments ago, Avi Velsho, formally known as VELSHI Show, was navel gazing the prospects of the abolishment of the U.S. Electoral College and the creation of a Federal Electoral Institute, to which Eye says, look no further than Mexico to get a template of all of the “different outcomes” of a system like the Comisión Federal de Vigilancia Electoral/Comisión Federal Electoral/Instituto Federal Electoral/Instituto Nacional Electoral… and whatever the Current president might deliver before his sexenio expires.

 

Anyhow, happy Birthday (sort of) Canada, today is the first THEY of the rest of 1541. On this day, la FRANCHE issues some fellow by the name of “ROBERval” the « commission » to settle La Provence of EXCELLON RESOURCES and provide the CONTAGION or spread of the “Holy Catholic faith »…

Jump to 2001… A Space Odyssey, courtesy of the one and only:

🎉 2001 – Wikipedia, a free wiki content encyclopedia, goes online 🎂🧨🎇🎆🪅📢

… and in Paris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez moved to la Maison de La Radio

Flash bulletin!

From Wikipedia:

In the 15th century, Durango got engaged in the wider War of the Bands, with various conflicts involving the Ibarguen, Zaldibar and Unzueta families. During this period, tower houses belonging to different clans were erected, such as the ones of Arandoño, Asteiza, Etxebarria, Lariz, Monago, and Otalora. Henry III (1393) and Henry IV (1457), the Castilian Kings, were both received in Durango, as well as Queen Isabel of Castile [“The Catholic“] (1483), who enticed Durango and the Lordship of Biscay to her cause in exchange for ratifying their laws and institutions, i.e. she swore the fueros, and favourable trade conditions. According to the municipal records, both monarchs took shelter in the Lariz Tower.

No Jacket Required…
Quick Change for The Wicked

Starring SANCHO PANZA en La Mancha de Benito Benoît de la Insula de Boulogne-sur-Mer, Avi Velsho³ guest stars as El Señor Gobernador de Brel.

³~. Avi Velshi cameos as Dario Moreno, interpreting Velsho.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /etonnez-moi-benoit /avec-jean-claude-calon -7704176

{or}

Paris, Franche_ 14 Jan. 2023. Inspired in part by Su-Su-SuStudio de la hija de Phil Collins en París, Queens Congresswoman and squad leader in the U.S. House of Representatives, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez🇵🇷, moved to París.

The grand finale to the congresswoman’s fugue from Babylon Two and over to Babylon One, or the drop that flooded the Long Island Iced Tea, was the arrival of los Santos, over to The Hill, not far a güey (by the way) from Penn Ewe in Del Aware.

Black Blemish or Actual Agency? Let’s ask MARBLE GARGLES, the Evil one of the McDowell’s on the Groundhog Show on a Happy Moon edition of the Dario Moreno set.

Upon arrival, Ocasio-Cortez🇵🇷 figured out that she had seen this movie, 🇦🇺 Aussie, except for the angle from where Ali Velshi, —yes Symone, the same Ali Velshi who sends his “banned book” guests to another dimension at the Rainbow Lounge, banished sort of speak 🙊, to a proprietary podcast place called “pavor 🦚 real”, get it while you can.

To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 🇨🇺 surprise, THE PARIS TOURISM BOARD arranged to have the “avant premier” of Babylon III, in theaters at Babylon I, on SUNDAY, as opposed to the ordinary-established opening They, on Wednesday, however, the following They on Thursday Évrybody, including Buttes-Chaumont and the rest of La Franche will be engaged in the Opening They of “NATIONAL SPORTS DAY” in the Fifth Republic, and so, Madame Elisabeth issued a 49.3 on the “avant premier” of Babylon III, starring Aquiles, el más talón de la farandula del SHOW DE JUANITO GUANAVACOA.

In 20minutes… Eye shits you KNOT, Nº 3798 of last Week to they on La Pausa of page 14 de Cerf–panthére 🦂, and yes Katie Phang, that alacrán Dare, scared the shit out of PAGE too, Keith Moon was the culprit, always with his pranks.

How I Learned To Love The Marmottes de Barcelonnette, Franche.

Sun They the 13th, 2019 — Told you so, Brontis à la Prèfecture³

Dr. Enrique Luis Graue Wiechers, please be advised that La Ministra is not, a “producto de la SEP°” como yo. 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-voyageur-de-gabi-hartmann -3545700

🥃 Spirits and 👻 spirits Ltd. S.A. de C.V.

°~. Secretaría de Educación Pública
“POR MI RAZA HABLARÁ El PIPORRO“

De antemano, señor RECTOR de la RECTORIA de John Mill Ackermann y su señora esposa (la de Ackermann, no la de su señoria) I might have been a “C” average student at la bendita SEP, but it was MY SEE and nobody elses 10 on the grading curve, Ewe C? And Évry body at the Préfecture de Paris know that that very SEA translates to 7.5, but that’s only because the History teacher was a RED COMMIE BASTERD’ who hated pochos like, Mí; lucky for me, I got an Ey! On my own at Western Technical Institute in the Year 2000, ISSY, as an intern at General Electric, I installed the update to the Y2KBUG, so believe Mí when Eye tells you, I know what I speak about.

But was the boîte 🐎 inside the confines of PENN University a garage 🪤?

³~. {and}

mister Brontis à la Prèfecture de Cité (2015)

Context follows

 

Do say Ah-l’eau—Ah-l’eau a la lovely Stéphanie Menou and les altérités de Cinéma Gleason en París… rue de La VerreRie, Paname Centro.

But FO’ist! “At the moo-vies”.

“Eye tell y’all, it’s sabotage!”

 

We’re gonna need more, “¡pollos, Hermanos!!!”.

 

It’s like Starship Troopers (1997), but with incompetent leadership and definitely, no boîte de couture de Jean-Paul Gauthier, in any case, Who Could Have Known, that La Luna from La Jornada de ayer, would be a Happy Moon… didn’t you get my message, tocayo Armando Tejada en 🇪🇸 Madrid² 🇪🇸, ¡come’on Bato! It was a BLUE MOON, not a happy one.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2023/01/08 /intermission –luna-sets-west-on-la-defense/

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

For the record, if you are a non-reader of this blog, like Juanito Guanavacoa’s son in CANADA is, you might have wondered why Venus was riding on Mercury, and if you ask the Stylecaster below, then Definitely Maybe you’ll find out the answer but only if you don’t need a fucking Picture to draw it to y’all.

For the Record, I don’t select the Knews of the They, I only put the footnotes and references here.

²~. A place Eye has never been, do say Ah-l’eau Al-l’eau to Ana Anabitarte.
https ://stylecaster .com /what-happened-lisa-marie-presley/

Live from PARIS. It’s (just) another they for Ewe and Mí in paradise.

… and in WaWa Land, it turns out that a contractor, a graduate of thee ITT Technical Institute, with a Masters in DeVry College and a Doctorate from the University of Phoenix, —no less— was the motherfucker responsible for not PROPERLY UPDATING the Y2KBUG on the whatchamacallit SOFTWARE that runs the MotherFucking Transportation and SECURITY Administration in motherfucking NEVERLAND.

And Susana PUBEDA, what’s on SUNDAY’s Certains L’Aiment whatchamacallit show Sous Les Jupes de Gabi Hartmann…?

And Susana PUVEDA, Eye has, IT!, on good authority to relay to y’all, motherfuckers, that Gabi HArtmann is the illegitimate polyGOAT spawn of Joaquin Phoenix and… Her.

Issy, the Singularity is here, but you wouldn’t understand such event in the Horizon even if it sucked you right out of your orbit, because unlike a RAT in A CAGE, Nicholas, Ewe is nothing but a Goldfish in a jar.

Pitbulls are not bad, but my constituents don’t like Puerto Ricans

The Mighty Zepp is the Saudi Arabia of the ‘lead’ industry, “18 with a bullet.”

Opposing mirrors… and $8 U.S. collie flowers 🐶 l’Asie ain’t got nothing on this these aspersions on the Asparagus.

Instructions:

And in WaWa land, Pitbulls go the way of Kinder “jesus-es” en Nazareth, “Love Hurts”.

1. Press Play ▶️

2. Hit Loop ➿

…

 

Randy California don’t surf and Jimmy Page can’t swim

Taurus 🐂 Spirit, originally written by a Wolfe.

!Ate-Up¡

 

🪖 — 1991 –🎺 Persian Gulf War 🎺: An act of the U.S. Congress authorizes the use of American military force to 🛢️ drive Iraq out of Kuwait ⛽.

The image refers to the origin of the band’s name itself: When Page, Beck and The Who’s Keith Moon and John Entwistle were discussing the idea of forming a group, Moon joked, “It would probably go over like a lead balloon”, and Entwistle reportedly replied, “a lead zeppelin!”[23]

 

El Bolero de Jeff Beck, starring Johnny Depp as “Cantinflas”, allí está el detalle, Muhammad²⁰⁰⁶.

²⁰⁰⁶~. A stampede during the Stoning of the Devil ritual on the last day at the Hajj in Mina, 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, kills at least 362 🕋 Muslim 🕋 pilgrims 🌬️…

²³~FO’ :
https ://web .archive .org /web /20061017054415 /http ://www .rollingstone .com /news /coverstory /long_shadow_of_led_zeppelin

— 1893 – Hermann Göring, NAZI German commander, pilot, and politician, Minister President of Prussia (†d. 1946)… NIGHT FLIGHT ✈️ … “a song about why there seemed to be  (in the 1970’s) so little peace and love in the world¹ ».

But FO’ist!

BOOM 🤯 💥

 

These Tú, sound the same, These Theses have the same metric signature and Chronos agrees, it’s a Vanilla flavored Van Winkle… “Eyes, Ice, Baby! »…

—Ewe know that as an Immigrant in this Swan Song Eye is going to California when The Levee Breaks and Heaven falls off of The Stairs.

…

DOFC meets TCFH³

Charlie Update:

… and, Charlie Sykes, you’re so French, you probably think this post is about You, at the Bullwark, but it’s not.

The Bullwark in French.

It’s about Eye Ran.

In Sports News, the year is 532 in Constantinople… 🐴

Timeloop in real time

 

MUERTE FÁCTICA
|
TAILED, TRACKED and HARASSED by the FBI, Aaron Swartz marked the history of the Internet. Four years after his suicide, a book bringing together his writings was published (in 2017) in France. Swartz was 26.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /pixels /article /2017/03/23 /quatre-ans-apres-son-suicide-l-esprit-d-aaron-swartz-plane-toujours-sur-le-web_5099539_4408996.html

🎺 🏇🏿🏇🏾🏇🏽🏇🏼🏇🏻🏇⚽🛬🛫

 

† 2013 – Aaron Swartz, American programmer and activist commits suicide after an overzealous Frank Figliuzzi (of MSNBC 🦚 fame) and his F.B.I. “buddies” bullied Swartz to an early grave 🪦 (b. 1986)

En revancha, Mister Swartz is wreaking havoc at The Federal Aviation CLAN “Notice To Air Missions” 🛬🛬🛬. And can Ewe, blame mister Swartz? Not when nepotism and cronyism has plagued the High Brass and its federal commissioners.

Over at The New York Times, depression is making the rounds, more on that when Öüï square the VENN DIAGRAM that the Unesco, Morning Joe, and La Juventud Bolivariana de Botzaris en Cité is.

https ://nypost .com /2023/01/10 /new-york-times-columnist-blake-hounshell-dead-at-44/

Yup, Öüï told you so… it’s primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, and in Local News, CAVAILLON Hospital is manifesting syncopated episodes of ras-le-bol with The New York Nurses Union, meanwhile, Bigotes Martínez is about to whistle the first National Sports THEY.

³~. Pantera, “Cowboys From Hell”, Album (1990), Groove Metal.

Brief recapitulación de cotejados, pormenores, y por supuesto, antecedentes:

Lorem ipsum, but FO’ist! Please be advised that following the SLAUGHTER of all Them Juniors in Nazareth, today’s procession will not be slotted for die Kinder, instead, Kerschovas is about to open up a Box of Animal Crackers™ at 🎺 Grabiel’s 🎺  version of The Cave³ in Ciudad Juárez ¿Vamos al Noah~Noah?

David might be an Alligator 🐊, but Kerschovas is a the Mother of all Giraffes. Musical Guest, The Walrus et Les Prolétaires.

³~. Really a “Room Full Of Goys” en El Puerto de Liverpool, Scotland.

Of course, non- readers will note that the “no-me-diga” regarding Vilma Fuentes opinion column’s remark is in no way challenging Madame Fuentes–es opinion column about Donald Morrison thesis, which were featured in La Jornada, all that I am saying is that 10 years ago, when I brought it up (under the auspices of a professional immigration visa) i was ridiculed, banned and eventually stripped of whatever dignity that I never had.

For the record, and as much as I am the un-official Clochard of los Amigos de Francia en CHILANGOLANDIA, Vilma Fuentes is the official Mexican Correspondent of a thing called, México Siglo XX, but with the mannerism of the attaché delegation of the French Second Incursion into Veracruz, and Vilma Fuentes, you can take that to La Batalla de Camarón… I happened to have lived on that street, way back when Évry thing was closed on Sundays in Paris (except for churches and whorehouses… such as the now extinct Bobar at the MAUB).

Lucky for me, I can pass the mirror test, and that’s more dignifying than what passes for dignity in this place that is called ⚜️ France Culture 🚽.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

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Cambio de Tercio

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