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On Al Arabiya, the Saudi State owned programming chain, an exclusive with Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin. The interview focuses on the Governess casting couch call for a post in the Trump 2.0 Administration, the free-for-all exchange will include a behind the scenes analysis by Sam Stein recapitulating Palin’s casting couch 🛋️ interviews throughout the years starting with the MSNBC Deadline Classic, “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”.
All Along The Pompidou Watch-Torre with Evita Pundita.
Over on the Peacocks, “Mika’s Confessions” features a controversial « Who Wore It Best, Chapeau! ». The segment includes a tête à tête entre Bob Dylan’s ‘classic Cordobés” and Melania Trump’s ‘Third Reich Nostalgia Funeral hat’.
In the 15th century, Durango got engaged in the wider War of the Bands, with various conflicts involving the Ibarguen, Zaldibar and Unzueta families. During this period, tower houses belonging to different clanswere erected, such as the ones of Arandoño, Asteiza, Etxebarria, Lariz, Monago, and Otalora. Henry III (1393) and Henry IV (1457), the Castilian Kings, were both received in Durango, as well as Queen Isabel of Castile [“The Catholic“] (1483), who enticed Durango and the Lordship of Biscay to her cause in exchange for ratifying their lawsand institutions, i.e. she swore the fueros, and favourable trade conditions. According to the municipal records, both monarchs took shelter in the Lariz Tower.
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Quick Change for The Wicked
Starring SANCHO PANZA en La Mancha de Benito Benoît de la Insula de Boulogne-sur-Mer, Avi Velsho³ guest stars as El Señor Gobernador de Brel.
³~. Avi Velshi cameos as Dario Moreno, interpreting Velsho.
Paris, Franche_ 14 Jan. 2023. Inspired in part by Su-Su-SuStudio de la hija de Phil Collins en París, Queens Congresswoman and squad leader in the U.S. House of Representatives, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez🇵🇷, moved to París.
The grand finale to the congresswoman’s fugue from Babylon Two and over to Babylon One, or the drop that flooded the Long Island Iced Tea, was the arrival of los Santos, over to The Hill, not far a güey (by the way) from Penn Ewe in Del Aware.
Black Blemish or Actual Agency? Let’s ask MARBLE GARGLES, the Evil one of the McDowell’s on the Groundhog Show on a Happy Moon edition of the Dario Moreno set.
Upon arrival, Ocasio-Cortez🇵🇷 figured out that she had seen this movie, 🇦🇺 Aussie, except for the angle from where Ali Velshi, —yes Symone, the same Ali Velshi who sends his “banned book” guests to another dimension at the Rainbow Lounge, banished sort of speak 🙊, to a proprietary podcast place called “pavor 🦚 real”, get it while you can.
To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 🇨🇺 surprise, THE PARIS TOURISM BOARD arranged to have the “avant premier” of Babylon III, in theaters at Babylon I, on SUNDAY, as opposed to the ordinary-established opening They, on Wednesday, however, the following They on Thursday Évrybody, including Buttes-Chaumont and the rest of La Franche will be engaged in the Opening They of “NATIONAL SPORTS DAY” in the Fifth Republic, and so, Madame Elisabeth issued a 49.3 on the “avant premier” of Babylon III, starring Aquiles, el más talón de la farandula del SHOW DE JUANITO GUANAVACOA.
In 20minutes… Eye shits you KNOT, Nº 3798 of last Week to theyon La Pausa of page 14 de Cerf–panthére 🦂, and yes Katie Phang, that alacrán Dare, scared the shit out of PAGE too, Keith Moon was the culprit, always with his pranks.
How I Learned To Love The Marmottes de Barcelonnette, Franche.
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Publicite d’Alliance .::. 0169BCA7-1878-4922-9599-94FCA5AA2CAF 📬📰 … [B]revemente y, para los archivos del Segnor de “la bendita” redacción de la prefectura de París, the manager of my branch (at la banque postale) had previously used our American CC to make a payment on the yearly fee of this most non–consequential blog, the reason: the online payment central at WordPress was blocking the Debit Card issued by “la bendita” BANQUE POSTALE.
dimanche 29 – lundi 30 mars 2020
In other news, black guy on “the” MSNBC’s confirms with in–house medical contributor that Ibuprofen and other “Corona” hangover medicine is safe to take; so g’ahead, DRINK’em before the SONS of the president of México outlaw “las modelo, especial”, except of course, the modelos that they get (like Donald Trump said yesterday at the Rose GARTEN) “to ride’em LIKE COWBOYS”; check the transcript from the White House, it’s out D.A.R.E., and yes mr. president, öüï did hear your CODED message about “your heavy–sided friend” and how “he” was “visciously attacked”, don’t go there. Don’t wake up the NAHUALES.
… tell the truth, did you leave journalism, or did journalism leave you, Ma’am?
La suerte de esta etapa, se llama “La Estafa Maestra”, entre las maniobras que las ezcaramusas realizan, esta suerte es de las más complicadas de llevar a cabo porque consiste en embarcar a una de sus compañeras jinete, es decir, a la charra que en plena función de sus responsabilidades « destapa » la olla de “los chicharos y frijoles” y, por si faltara menos, pues —descubre que la olla está vacía.
Note from staff: the good thing about this blog is that neither The Rachel Maddow Show, nor corruption expert from Tegucigalpa to Kabul, Dr. Sarah Chayes read this most inconsequential blog because we THE STAFF, have to make A CORRECTION, because as we started this award ceremony for Teenie Tiny Cat for properly standing his post until properly being relieved, we [the staff] wrote… we [the staff] stated, that IN México NOTHING Happens.
MUNA DORA BUCHANIN ABULHOSN vS. Las momias de la Auditoría Superior de La Federación
Starring: Santo® “el enmascarado de Plata“.
… Context follows. Right now, Minnie Miny Catis spinning with Roberto Fonseca and Trombone Shorty, et. al. in a very special engagement of CUBANO CHANTdedicated to Teenie Tiny Cat.
… y Chihuahua, pinche Brozo, pues resulta que en México si pasan cosas[ahora « entendemos, cabronsísimo » porqué tú y la Veronika agarraron vacaciones a ExtremaDura, para cantar su pinche “cielito lindo”], en México si pasanun chingo de “conflictos de intereses”… cualquier coincidencia con los conflictos de interes con Brontis à La Préfectre en Cité, pues, doña Vilma—las Fuentes— revelan que es pura chingada Serendipia, eh!
TimeStamp: Las Ocho de la Noche en Saint–Germain–des–Prés.
The Siren Regiment is opening up the next segment of this Special edition of Teenie Tiny Cat Award Ceremony for properly standing his post until properly being released… Right now, former Colonel Nathan R. Jessep in the role of Jack Nicholson is shining Teenie Tiny Cat dress shoes before he steps up to the podium to give a short speech.
TimeStamp: ∴ 20:33 ∴ at Neptune House on the 75005… and Maybe—just—Maybe, Mika will grace us with her presence “Underwater”.
…anygüey, Ewe’all might recall that previously, on this most inconsecuential Blog we did happen to mention that it was the French, —in particular a bald King— who went ahead and invented The Vikings, and right now, a 21st Century update of that nordic horde is all over the waves of La Seine, just like her great-great ancestors did a long long time ago.
TimeStamp is 22:40 in Central NATO Time and the Western World is about to enter a Trade Tantrum Because of Trump… if this doesn’t tell All Red Blooded Americans that They are Fucking loosing the “God Damned” cold war, then Columbia deserves a Reader’s Digest thrown at her fucking exceptional manifest destiny crown, and definitely an American Psycho ending, Ya’fucking hillbillies!
AnyGüey Kasie Hunt:
… Sounds of White Noise is heard over the airwaves at the parade field; meanwhile, Chief Warrant Officer Williams managed to “Systematically Drink” en route to his new post,
The Fly-by… Dear, Brian Williams: right now, it’s the 11th–Hour, and over both Banks of La Seine, a “satienesque” scat is the soundtrack os the ISS Fly-By.
… but “Speak of the Devil”: My Fellow, Americans, do You Fucking Ewe’s realize that right now, NASA’s needs for the International Space Station depend entirely on Putin’s Russia? What good is your Second Ammendment against a Former Bear that has Donald Trump as his fucking Bitch, eh?
