Monthly Archives: August 2021

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Like A Rolling Stone and Le Hôtel Britannique presents:

Infâme République…
based on a Trou 🕳 story

by: M. HenRi de Gaulle
légitimiste, monarchiste de arrepentimiento…
possibly an Early Model—T enthusiast.

Power’s out. Chapter One, where a botanist fellow from the Lamarck clan avant-proposes his dirty french fingers onto the pages of PÉTAIN & DE GAULLE … in the process, H. Taine introduces Science (capital EsE) to the oldest profession in academia (lowerCase Ahhhh!) HISTORIa.

PAGE 15_Prèmiere Partie

LES JOURS LES PLUS LONGS…
“Tout Recommence à Paris”

Featuring: Unser Mann in Stone [s] henge

— Joe Friday:
Lorem ipsum… yada, yada, yada just the facts Mr. Crowley, leave “las marrulladas” para los « canallines » y para el « MALO » de La Jornada.

🔮⚒:

https ://heraldodemexico .com .mx /tendencias /2020/7/24/ quien-es-ricky-riquin-canallin-por-que-se-volvio-tendencia -195175 .html

https ://jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/08/24 /politica /amlo-anaya-un-marrullero-que-no-me-eche-la-culpa/

Rudolph ⚒ Hess 🔮

Dedicated to the tanks of the Second Armor Division (LA NUEVE)… porque no es lo mismo cruzar por La Dronne, que tener que andar lidiando con un, ¡la Dron, eh!

La metamorphosis, o algo así (same Yardbird on page 15):

« Un historiador podrá actuar como un naturalista: miraba [Mr. H.] mi tema como si estuviera mirando la metamorfosis de un insecto³ », said the Celebrated Mr. H., while HenRi the Horse dances the waltz.

³.) Hippolyte Taine.

Tuesday’s gone fishin’… caught a Kat

And, Katty Kay, it was the fip dot sirens who put The Serge [🇫🇷. on The Baker [🇺🇸/🇫🇷. and now, You’re A Big Girl with that Wey Too Early.

After the break, it’s Chepina la panadera and the Watermelon man in the Latinξ syndicated version of The Masked Singer on location at El Panteón Francés.

Anyhow, the Paris Tourism board might lack a lot of imagination, and that’s where the Ministry of Culture comes in… litte did Oh–Hi–Oh know about the logistics deployed when The Hard Rock Café snubbed Mary J. Blige:

People who know, know that this move started back in the month of May after Rolling Stone released the list of approved inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Reminisce

Upon learning that The Hard Rock Café in Ohio would not be providing posada to Chaka Khan, the French Ministry of Culture went ahead and secured the rights for the panthéonisation of Josephine Baker from the Monaco Tourism Board.

Deer, Joyanne Reid… The Ozarks and Busta Rhymes in the same segment? What could be WO’ist?

Jump to Page Two.

Ladies in Gemini: el panteón francés

Seriously, stop it… Ewe are not a Circus Animal, Mr. Ed., and please!!! Someone Please Take Away the keys from that HenRi fellow, it’s pretty clear that he’s a fucking Mustang Driver… someone hand that motherfucker a DATSUN and keep’em away from the Harley-Davidson version of horses-asses on FO’Wheels.

https ://www .nature .com /articles /d41586-021-02081-w
Hilarity ensues when Cecil B. DeMille runs out of parasite meds for the horses on his Egyptian set.

… Eye wonders what ever gave Them that idea, Gustavo*: “Canicas”, side B track 4. M° Balderas.

https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /politica /asi-espiaban-amlo–esto-decia-el-expediente-negro-de-los-80

Warning, the Sturgeon General of the United States suggests that the following entry (*per your request*) is be labeled *NSFDemocracy* and with that in mind please keep in mind that Öüï has no control of how the Stars are arranged in the French Hollywood walk of fame.

Por Ejemplo, Mr. Banderas:

The Ukraine [🇺🇦. Girl[s] really knocked Mí Out!!!

Trou 🕳 Story!

Well, you’ve HO’id about “the Iron Maiden”… this is her Crutch

AND, Spike Lee… Dodge this: now Eye knows that you’ve HO’id about The Kinks of Lola on the Morning Joe Show… it’s KNOT one of Dos(bones).

What’s The 411… Busta 🏈 Rhymes? ☎️…
🚬 So I forced my hands in my pockets and felt with my thumbs
And gallantly handed her my very last piece of gum 🎶🎶🎶 and then Thee Chief Commander realized that Uncle Sam could Not Chew Gum and WALK at the same Time … ✊🏽“Revolution. » Gill Scott-Heron on a Sturgeon Moon Dream.

Lola Rastaquouère is à Panthéon, with a Foreward in —reverse— from Mr. “Thee” de Villepin to the architect of Irak II and Afghanistan IV, Donald Rumsfeld and the Powell’s that put “Rummy” there… da’Funk you know about political Football’s ☢️ 5678 Mr. Lee? FIRST DOWN, Olympic de Marseille, —nice— unnecessary roughness, Nice.

In México güeys it’s Thyme for 🌬💨🌊 Grace under fire.

https: //www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/08/21 /cultura /penultimatum-el-legado-de-donald-rumsfeld/

The fourth T* around… You get a Doughnut! You get a Doughnuuu–ahhh—Shit 🌀 The Continuing Story of Rocky Trash Panda and Mr. Mag•Ou:

Sponsored by Voto Latin-ξ and Chevy NOVA!… oh, about that over used cliché “walk and chew bubblegum while… riding a Pony, A Pony, Natasha!!! A Pony.

No, Mr. President, I didn’t expect you to stay another fiscal quarter, but Eye certainly did not expect you to LEAVE LIKE A THIEF AT NIGHT!!!

The para•bola is supposed to have you Arrive like a Thief at Knight, but Eye guesses that “Father knows best (Western) knot The Holiday Inn ».

Blue Moon is in Effect CET 10h46

From the Lennon and that other guy, Under Norweiganwood song* or something like that.

*.)
I stood there and hummed, I tapped on her drum, I asked her how come?
And she buttoned her boot, and straightened her suit, and she said, “Don’t get cute“

*Time/Transformation

Context for the Rhiannon Fleet follows [Mac]… after Öüï gets Stoned! You got it, Chief Commander… but first, i take a peek under the Hood of  one of the HOMELAND SECURITY Committee hoopty hoop’s, the Rep. Ritchie “All Along” the Blackmore Towers from The Bronx. In the sub-Text, y visto desde tu “persiana 🇮🇷 americana 🇺🇸”, Madame Kumar, you may consider Mí como “el arquitecto de tus lados Incorrectos”…

And, señor Banderas, as you and Évry body in Ivry knows la persiana americana is non other than Yasmin Vassoughian 🇮🇷/🇺🇸.

After the break it’s, Yet Another Way to Tie in Beck’s Guitar String… and Ms. Kumar, youse gonna like this Bucket of Chicken! Eye guarantee, IT!… it’s pressure cooked in Granada 🇪🇸.

Yup. If it was Afghanistan 2021 it would be the same kind of killings, but in a different lengua y de otra fe.

And, Alicia Menendez, Mí’s hopes are that Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-NY) can go beyond the Scientology angle of that there “guitar string »… 🧶 and synch-in with what follows after N° 33 on the elements cages, —that’s right, Sirene Claire— Nº 34, or as they call it in Acapulco: Se… del verbo Ser. Now then, to “be” in the know Ewe is bound by la Real Academia to put an “accént” on it.

With that in mind then, President Biden was like burning rubber on them There Pavés and shit! When all of a sudden that motherfucker got dizzy in like the second full moon on the strip—released the steering wheel and that there Pony went backasswards over the curb… and then the Mustang (not the Maverick) took off like a Bat out of Hell. No rhyme here governor, just the plain ugly facts.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /IdiotsInCars /comments /p5mjbv /just_a_mustang_doing_mustang_things/

I like Joe, but if your beat is Homeland Security on the Congress side, then having a bunch of military equipment (without revisiting the news from like Eight days ah—wEAK… a Mouse!) left behind like charity is going to cause a lot of headaches (the real kind) KNOT the fake Havana kind… especially for ¡La Persica!

Io no está para contarla, but there’s a pattern between Uncle Sam y “los barbudos”. Y Carranza no tiene panza porque la barba se la tapó… 🕳 Trou story.

As (33) in, 🎶 Hijo de La Luna.

STOPPPPPP THE PRESSSSSesEsEsssss!

Alicia’s cheeks are BACK! The young Alicia Menéndez from That “güey” Too Early is nowhere to be (ser) seen (punto y coma)… probably left with that HenRi the Flood dude.

The Real Havana Syndrome, with Mehdi Diaz-Reid

Deer, José Díaz-Balart… ‘member them MAR•IE•litos from your cousin’s* Era in Oliver Stone’s “Scareface”? I know that you and the Entire Bacardi bunch do, and Eye will de•magnetize that strip in a few on account that right now it’s time to cover the BASES.

Camilo Cienfuegos is on Vacation, ISSY, Camilo is munching on the mound. Anyhow, celebrations over at The Copacabana Hotel and Casino were cut short after some guy named HenRi blew Lola off the stage. Trou Story, LINSEY  Reiser… Eye sees that the Karins started to use Cat 5 wiring to show the path of The Tropics.

*.) You (Sir) are related to El Comandante Castro, right, —Mr. Díaz?

After hours entry: https ://apnews .com /article /entertainment-music-health-arts-and-entertainment-coronavirus-pandemic-4589f049069c3b3f04f1715d85d0bd69 “… [T]his is NOT an emergency.”

As (33) that developed, New York is playing 🦍… i mean playing gorilla. Y’all might recall that King Kong was partying with the Règie at Las Plages de Paris…

And, Sirene… in case (33) you might want to check the Central Europe Time stamp, it’s just The Mexican constitution in Mí. _—•!—!•—_ 1917.  And María Teresa Kumar [🇨🇴., if you don’t believe Mí, you can ask a el “panochón*” de don Venus… [H]e, Venustriano Carranza signed it (with the authorization of Amb. HenRi Lane Wilson), heck, Columbus, New Mexico supplied the INK… Cien años ago, with 4 de Soledad sin “Chole”.

Across The Atlantic:

En Contexto with the Beaver

The U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee on Vacations and Appropriations is getting ready to meet in order to figure out why the RTX* trained Afghan Army failed to fight for their own UNOCAL overGwarlords.

DEER, Representative Meeks, from NEW YORK… “imagery!!!” Da’FUCK you talking about? Let’s ASK BLACK SPY:

*.) 84.05 U$D +0.80
Today closed: Aug 20, 19:55 EDT
After hours 84.03 −0.020 (0.024%)

The Spy-master must answer in the form of a question:

[RIng… ring… ☎️…]

— Black Spy’s-r-US, Blonde receptionist à l’appareil,  how may I direct your call?

— Hola, Wua•pa! Get me Black Spy, it’s an Emergency.

—Is it urgent?

— Yes it is.

[Cali [🇨🇴. is transferred.  At the other end of the line Black Spy (that motherfucker) left a message that stated that Black Spy was doing like the French do, that motherfucker was on Vacation. In Brazil, no less, Mr. Banderas [🇧🇷.

In Local News, some of the Texas democrats who got the hell out of Dodge and headed over to The Potomac to prevent the Texas Governor attack on voting rights ended their 38-day “stand” against the TEXAS Sponsors of The TALIBAN²… 38 days. Not to pick on ARIZONA, but it took SPC-4 Tillman, Patrick [one-Each] 38 days  to fill up his MEPS³ Station dossier for Afghanistan.

² December 4th, 1997
http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a120497texasvisit

³ https ://www .military .com /join-armed-forces /meps-process-requirements.html

MARIEL: https ://fancuba .com /exode-de-mariel/

Note to programmers: as previously stated, this blog is running on fumes (sort’of speak) and, had the month of August not gotten in the way of the very end of July, Eye can promise Ewe that Öüï  would not be aware of the fact that SEAN PENN released FLAG DAY in the same week when the TA•LI•Baaaaaah•AN raised theirs, whille wearing Uncle Sam’s TACTICAL uniforms like CHEAP CASUALTIES of GWAR no less, period!

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0097027/

And, Cousin Joe… should The S’tates S’tart a Y’ank F’oreign L’egion

… like French Dee-Jays Do? It’s Easy, all you need is a batch of sketchy immigrants, and the promise of citizenship after they go to Hell and back. It’s a Win-Win. It’s Gold, BEDINGFIELD, AU!!!

You are never going to guess what’s inside of N° 33, As[k] Mí.

But seriously, I am Sirius, —and you are Knot!

https ://www .thoughtco .com /finding-gold-on-the-periodic-table– 607644

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Anyhow Mr. Molla G, what you don’t know is that ALL OF THAT TREASURE TROVE mitt WEAPONS is laced with the FAST and FURIOUS —Nextel/PEGASUS— tracking devices… and besides those 5.56 mm /.223 in shooters are not Halal. If you butcher any living being with’em you will not get any of the 72 or so, virgins… that are apparently promised by your religion when you die. So there’s that. 

The joke’s on you 🖲 Talibanes!

In Local News, on the opposite side of the CET hours (HST) it’s the Third Friday in August:

Among the contributions that The 50th Star has given the United States of America, por ejemplo, — el presidente Donald John Trump can boast that HIS predecessor, President Barack Hussein OBAMA (Jr.),  was BORN in HAWAII, Aussi(e), pineapples… And Australia, you are not foolin’ anybody. Do you really think that the AXIOS bunch is KNOT going to notice the SIDNEY in BOBB, that’s Code FOR Shrimp in Barbie 3X!!! At least you had the common courtesy this time of shining the light on a fucking LIBRARY. Trou Story. Ladies in Gemini, the Australian truck incident outside of the Library of Congress is retribution¹ for that Time that then-president Donald John Trump wanted to do a DEMONIC RITUAL outside of a WASHINGTON Church… ‘member how that INIDEL flipped the BIBLE upside down? Blasphemy at the Highest Levels of Corruption!!! 

¹.)

… And Alicia Menendez, what’s up with the beaver?

Dear, Monoprix . fr… Where is my pocket pussy? I am Sirius, where is my pocket pussy?

Later with George Stephanopoulos:

🍿?… [A]ny one, ¿palomitas, —Ferris? Popcorn?

https ://abcnews .go .com /Politics /full-transcript-abc-news-george-stephanopoulos-interview-president /story?id=79535643

“¡Que pase el desgraciado!”

 

En contexto para Monoprix ®️ fr: Peru is, by the way in “Sud” América.

Right Said Fred… the Commander-in-Chief is tired of talking about what happened five days ago. No more C-17’s with a humanity of Afghans as payload talk!!!

🎶 Creme tangerine and Montélimar… Charlie! BURQAS!!! [She] Mary J. Blige wants to know if those burkas come in a 411 model.

In Soccer news, Charlie don’t Surf.

Let’s talk about Texas, then:

Today in Paris is take a picture of Something They, and so we switch it over to KDAY Studios casi esquina con Sunset Blvd. and Vine St. where “[S]tupid disk jockeys,” are having a wonderful radio discussion with WINOs on the strip… or something like that, the thing is… Los Marcianos Llegaron Ya, y esos cabrones llegaron bailando el Cha Cha-Cha; period!

Burns and CARLIN at The Playboy Club.

Even Dallas moved to Paris. School’s out, with a new dress code.

https ://www .npr.org /sections /back-to-school-live-updates /2021/08/18 /1028760318 /paris-texas-school-district-mandate-masks-dress-code-gov-abbott-ban?t=1629384544307

And, Michel Che… Eye swears that i am Knot making Scarlett’s KneW baby’s name up, —and motherfucker… please!—GET BACK! And here’s why, but first:

Made for love

The goal for Texas is to have this in Every
Piggly Wiggly and of course at every H•E•B• Supermarket near you… but please, please throw in the Fleshlight!

Ladies in Gemini… we interrupt the WINO interview in order to bring you an NPR National Public Service Announcement directed at the State of TEXAS : now  is the time to update the Sex Ed. curricula, call it: MADE FOR SEX, but don’t forget to include that pocket pussy. And Paris, France... México is not in South América.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt7808566 /?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

So, motherfucker Che,
you, of all sidekicks should know by now that Öüï don’t select the newborns names.
All that Öüï do,
motherfucker Che,
is to line up the tangents* with the Three-Ring Circuses on the streams.
That’s all, motherfucker Che,
That’s All Öüï does.

*.) with this in mind, you might recall that Billy Preston was the first (MALE) musical act on Episode One of Lorde Lorne’s comedy hour and ½ show (punto y coma) what you might not know is that Lorde Lorne requires a token from all of his employees. Lorde Lorne reserves the right to name the first-born child of every perfomer on his show.

Page 4… why do you think that The Big Kase named her little unit, “MARS”, for the chocolate bars? Only if these bars serve COSMOPOLITANS, which are Lorde Lorne’s favorite cocktail next to the stupid Mimosa’s for breakfast. —_•!•_— But, as Evry body knows, the real reason is Cosmo Alley, which is a popular Gnome hangout.

And JonaTAN Lemire (without the “h”, as requested) you can take the rest of the year off of Way To Early, a young Alicia Menéndez has got a beat ((( going ))) behind that teleprompter screen.

DAM… The Space Race — Eye hates to say it Jodorowski, “That’s the Way God Planned It”

Previously on, A Place Where Evry³ Body Knows your Name, i was explaining to our friend, el artista Roger Pérez, cómo fue que nuestro amigo Pablo se comunicó hace unas semanas ya, desde el otro lado de la bocina sintonizada al 105.1 en frequencia moderada parisina próxima al Seine.

³ https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nobles_of_the_Robe …
such as Colbert and Foucault, fouQUET…you know: bureacrats.
https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-io-radio-signal-juno-spacecraft

En el segmento de ayer, por aquello de no dejar a-fuera a-el contexto, David Icke*, the “Julio Iglesias*” of Ancient Astronaut theory, explained via EweToob how Ol’Cronos moonlights as a motherfucking Dee~Jay across the Cosmos.

10,000 Sirenes can’t be wrong. It’s a TIE, both Many Ale on Deadline and The Reid Out make of #OEECF1 a perfect compliment for #F1130E

* Julio Iglesias: REAL MADRID goal keeper.
* David Icke: Coventry City, Oxford United,
Northampton Town and, Hereford United; goal keeper.
COINCIDENCE???

Knot really, check el otro radio (el de la Circunferencia) knot el de Marie Curie because with that one you’ll surely G.L.O.W.:

… Or, “Is, IT!, possible… yada, yada, yada.”

_+_+_+_+_+

Get Back: https ://snl .fandom .com /wiki /Billy_Preston

“War is over… if you want,” sincerely: The Islamic Emirates

Extra, extra!!!

Starman spotted waiting in the sky
Foo fighters blow his noggin to Smithereens…
A FOX 11 exclusive on KTLA via KLAQ

— Taliban offers truce for peace.

From deep within his cold grave, the former architect of misery in Irak and Afghanistan, Donald Rumsfeld, says NO!

After the break, The Fifth Beatle goes to El Paso to see about the one After 909… in The U.S.S.R. or something like that! The thing is, you fool me once, Shame on “Rummy”, you fool me twice it’s probably the fault of The Surgeon General in The Ministry of Health 🚬🚬🚬.

EXTRA! Extract!!!

Lennon’s on Sale A–Gain!

— President Bush (43) expresses “deep sadness” for his former Secretary of Defense, Mr. Bush laments that all of the heat in Hell is not enough to warm Mr. Rumsfeld’s cold-cold mechanical heart.

“W”, the Artist formally known as “Dub–ya” then paints a fuckn’ picture that LORDE Cheney nails to a Wall.

 

So… doigt d’honneur (the Ladi Byrd) or the plumber’s furet?

You fuckn’ Sirene!

For those just tuning in, el staff d’este pinchurriento blog está en ProCeSo de exprimir* una parodia of the upcoming Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2021 induction ceremony. Right now it’s time to bring in The Foo Fighters… 🚀🚀🚀 those motherfuckers!!!! 🛸🛸🛸

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Note to programming thinkerers:
Please pay no attention to Mr. Roarke de Montealban on our last segment, and here is why, Mr. Villechaize de Montauban
Mr. Roarke was just reminding Johnny Lamira that if he still doubts that, IT!, “started out with an earthquake“, well then the Next time that Mika is in Paris just have her pretty little shoes exit through the Mediterranean Restaurant’s exit of Mr. Buffon’s Jardin des Plantes [on Rue Cuvier] in order to position herself on the Philippine section of Johnny Cash’s 7.1 on the “Ring of Fire” scale quake of LAST WEEK TO THEY!.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2021 /aug /11 /earthquake-philippines-triggers-tsunami-warning

Ewe ever heard of Johnny Cash? Eye can put in a good word for you.

https ://www .google .com /maps /place/Institut+de+Physique+du+Globe+de+Paris… yada, yada, hypertext and all that jazz/

Now, Io no está para contarla… ni Europa para escucharla and, as Willie Geist knows, with David Icke’s “SATURN is not what you think it is” censorship, and the TALIBAN welcoming the French Oppressed (true fake story) it kind of leaves us with a big ol’Existential cruda because NO FUCKING HOLLYWOOD script can make this shit up:

1989

Anyhow, Mike Barnicle, Eye agrees with your input this morning on The MorJo segment:
Trump is not What you Think… and yes, please stop consuming the Trump Brand (punto y coma) instead, and to complement “today’s classic mainstream science [magazines³]” might Öüï suggest the Universal Construct* of David Ike’s Cymatics… UnCut!

 🎵 🥁 Don’t wanna’ 🐝 no 🐒 🔧

Issy–les-NIRvARNAS are a French Grunge band and unlike Johnny Hallyday who could never make it in El Ey, The NIRvARNAS  re-invented themselves in Seattle, and the rest is as THEY SAY, es un molino in The Sky… no WAIT, it’s KNOT A WINDMILL, it’s a fucking Foo!!! Shoot IT—Shoot IT to Villejuif!!! (94800)

Eye is 100.1% sure, for certain, that if Johnny would have moved to Arizona and changed his name to Jon HOLIDAY, Johnny would have been like the Grandfather of bad rock and roll, A.K.A. Country music from New ⚜️ Orleans.

³ https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-io-radio-signal-juno-spacecraft

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