Monthly Archives: August 2021

“Dimé tu nombre”, Freddy Cats, y te haré Reina en un Jardín de Montreuil

And, Rachel Maddow, never mind The Manhattan… here comes September, do Ewe remember?

Co-Optation, coop•Tation—koop tashion.

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« Como México no hay Dos »

Whatcha’Talking about, Willis… and where did you bury that Bitch 💋 Anyhow, Nicole Wallace… gonna listen to “Manhattan” on a LOOP! It’s all a bandwagon, and the GAME IS RIGGED in favor of Raytheon.

Our most sincere apologies to the Artist known as “Freddy Kats”… back in 2011, Öüï, —motherfucker— did not KNOT the fact that your talentless ass… was channeling your inner Charlie Hebdo.

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Cholos re-loaded meets KOOL AND THE GANG

Y ni modo que El Servicio Exterior Mexicano de lambiscones me lo vaya a negar. BOLA DE putos.

“Do Ewe REM•em•BER? »

– Viande Humaine (Merguez a la Fête de l’Hummmm)
https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/10/05 /5-de-octubre-el-performance/
– Freddy’s figures and Les PUBLIVORES à l’Ombre de La République:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/11/05 /5-de-noviembre-efemeride-excepcional/
– AMLO’s INM Gorilla con basto:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2015/11/23 /23-de-noviembre-argentina-mmmmm/
https ://monoaureo .com /2021/08/31 /acomedidos/

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And Claire McCaskil (D-from MissAUri)… 🥧🍎🚽

One of the Last Things before Eye calls it, —Quits:

🚻 We’ll Take Manhattan 🎶🎶🎶

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And, Mayor Pete… [W]ithout counting Joe Scarborough, just exactly how many of them WAR PROFITEERS will get to be part of Mr. Biden’s “Fire💸Stone” Chats?

Disclaimer
https ://www .jornada .com.mx /notas /2021/08/29 /politica /bajo-la-lupa –a-quien-conviene-una-guerra-civil-y-la-balcanizacion-de-afganistan/
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The Last Coca ~ Cola in Kabul starring Cerf-pantère

Fuistes ah-Kabul [co] y no me avisa–tez
¿No me siento¹ a gusto, con quién ([🇮🇷.) te paseaste?

And… Niño Luc, los licántropos de Vilma Fuentes contacted Frankenstein and the Monster Mash was On, —Bitch! 💋

Hoy no hubo Jazz.

Deer, SIRENE: since you didn’t ask, Eye Will tell Will 🏹 what 🍎 is going on in Paname, wait One with Ono.

¹,([🇮🇱.

Got Watts?

 

And Halie Jackson… oh, hey, They Call IT Stormy Monday, and that’s C.O.D.E. for INSTITUTIONAL CORRUPTION in Acapulco y Afghanistán.

“Yes, Ma’am!”

Cerf-panthére, saving the planet by ignoring the Hallmark®️industry one postcard from the edge at a time. Still to come, it’s the story of the day that Cerf-panthère learned how papá-Cerf met momma–Big spotted Cat, and the real reason why that hybrid hates postcards. Long story short: Cerf-panTERE’s learns that her parents could not wait to send that creature to boarding school in Bern 🇨🇭, and momma–Big spotted Cat never gave a damn about her silly little postcards from the “KAMP”. The plot thickens when Cerfie-P learns that papá-Cerf disposed of her correspondence by stuffing these in the wrong TRI²…

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ISSY, Cerf-panthère… i re-named you. You are now a TERE [sa]… por cruel [la]. Ask the people in MataMoros. A la cruel [la] Teresa, Rigo nada le dejo. And Rigo—RIGO es AMOR… aquí y en ROMA.

In local KNOWN News sirene station à Issy-les-Moulineaux, fip . fr (those motherfuckers) forgot once again to paint a little “black angel“; KNOT EVEN one ÁNGEL NEGRO, fip… ONE Angelino Prieto—DENIS SOULA!!! You have THE GALL— THE GALL, and no aches let alone any PROBLEMO  [FRANCE] programming Frankenstein’s for mere “PLEASURE“.

… and, Ms. Gall — Mr. T can go to hell, Aussie!

Musical Guest: Proud Mary meets Cuando Calienta El Sol
… en la voz de Polo

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Los_Apson#Polo

Godspeed, President Biden… with that out of the way

It’s the first day of recess at the races… with the most original of the talents at the Tourism Board in Paris, the one and only (hybrid-Hallmark®️) Cerf–panThère, 📨 

“Vous n’avez reçu aucune carte postale cet été ⁉️ C’est normale »

IT•Figures… 🚬
In Afghanistan the U.S. of A. just TOOK from the FRENCH playbook in INDOCHINE, and in local news, The Macron administration just summoned the spectre of Nancy Reagan.

But Keep that jeep®️Rubicon under 30k /h… and get off of le jardin des plantes.

The French are back in town
in 20minutes after a cigarette break
PAGE 9, N° 3648.

Let’s hope that through the levee the dike doesn’t have to find out how many holes it takes to fill a BeRM.

Yup, there’s an FM for it
… [A]nd Lindsey Reiser,
Avi Velshi is in it.

If Last Week Today showed U.S. anything is that contrary to popular ARMY lore, there is not a Field Manual for “everything”. The Army is obviously missing the FM that outlines the proper way to end the tactical operations in a Major Theater of WAR, and of course the  Appendix that deals with properly shutting the lights-off.

Witt that in mind… now that all of the Friends* in the ‘Stan are out, don’t forget to turn the lights off.

*.) With the exception of Turkey, who decided to stay. Out of courtesy, Madame Vice-president, ask if the last Byrd ³ out of Afghanistan should hit the lights, O-kee-dokie?

³.( https ://old .reddit .com /r /worldnews /comments /pe1yti /turkey_poised_to_recognize_taliban_as/

SIM[s] Patricio 🕺🏽 Moniqué 👩‍👦Bio[s]

It Was 16 Years Ago To They…
Sergeant Pérez thought Billy how to use them SHEARS!
… EYE BURIED RUSH*

Just the facts, Rush.

*,) Limbaugh

https ://www .thenation .com /article /archive /messing-mother-nature/

Does anybody remember Jodorowski’s Dune sketches? It’s kind of sort-ish like Lynch’s Oasis but with the imagination that the Tourism Board of La Ville de Paname lacks:

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And, Alex Witt, you can check with Charles De Gaulle’s dad (punto y coma) the man was a history teacher (back when the West was Being Won).

And Heidi Przybyla you can check the page, it’s the same one from the other They; anyhow, Alex, the General’s father used to tell his students that History Has a way of sneaking up on Civilization, but seldom in the same manner as it did the first time that it reared it’s ugly Tail:

… [A]nd here’s another thing for y’all — The White Truck was Velshi, knot —Paul!!! And his callsign was La Ojiva Negra.

Blasts rock Kabul as US drone strike hits ISKP bombers

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2021/8/29 /kabul-airlift-enters-final-phase-us-warns-of-more-attacks-live

And then History goes… never mind Arbusto en El Alamo, here comes Katrina’s big wet 🌬💨🌊BUSH… with Musical GUSTS in the form of Ring-oh’s in The Sky:

You’re Sixteen—You’re Beautiful… and you’re 40 Miles SSE from the Grand Isle… knot the ⚜️ Île, Louis.

And the French Quarter goes: AVI!!! AVI VELSHI!!! Come In—You magnificat batard.  “Can you hear Mí now?” Velsh!!! This is Eye and Öüï is at la Rue Honoré trying to get a hold of “The Green Machine” at “Crescent City”, while that happens over on the Sunday Show it’s another editon of don’t forget to top-off your “Go — Go Juice“.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /List_of_CB_slang

And The French Quarter responds:

Kathee Drahl grade levees (second hand, fourth generation; solid. Sold “AS-IS” no refunds).

Not so fast, en está IDA Öüï got U.S. a Dutch master’s Zeppelin-Grade levee [from La Ancienne ⚜️ Place ⚜️ des Regrattiers] that which promise not to break 📶↪️… Öüï even had the good taste of adding a ROMA reference in the form of a ∪ƒ⊗ disguised as a SUPERDOME ⚜️ … and knot to rub, IT!, on the American Priest in Paris, but the motherfucking Saints play there… but never when Katrina is on the IDA (visitor) schedule.

 

Wake up… get up — El Santo no es como lo pin•tán

And, Alicia Menendez, the following is a transliterated transcription of Karins Cat-5e Copper Compliant patch sketch. Our promise to Ewe is that our PoE’s are industry compliant and that Copper Clad Aluminium will not be used in the making of this sketch… ⇑ up ah•Bob ⇓

Bitch — Catch

Santa Mónica y Júpiter (si no te mueves no te cuerna)

In local news the body of a woman was discovered in one of Jupiter’s moons, the one called EUROPA read the report.
The discovery was made after a group of explorers digging for WaWa on that moon… you dig? … found the frozen remains of La Femina one foot below under an ICY DUNE.

https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-europa-alien-life-dig-deep

“Retenez votre langue, votre mari retiendra son bras ; et vous ne serez jamais battue.» Ainsi Monique conseille-t-elle une de ses amies qui lui
raconte que son mari la bat.” 🥖 N°2601 The Last Sunday of a month called Ahhhhhhhh—OUT 2021 CNEWS matinée.

… ‘Cus love, it’s a bitch!

“Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It’s a bitch, yeah
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
It’s a bitch, alright »

En fin… out of that ∪nion came an Onion and his name was Agustin, but Every body knew him as TIN… Trou story, ask Felipe at CNEWS, he used to run a Bull Ring called Something, o algo asi.

Now, because Jupiter just could not run around mere humans in his true form, Jupiter (that motherfucker!) turned himself into a “a man of wealth and taste” and his name was PATRICIO… and white collar crime followed him wherever he went.

And, Rev. Al, Io no está para contarla… and D.J. Kronos (Saturn, according to Romans) there was heard saying A•Men!

En esta IDA, pues, Reverend Al, and since Io is going to recount the rest of the story anyhow, operators are encouraged to make use of twisted cable as opposed to circular Venn diagrams.

The following patch is Cat5e compliant. Keep your Telephony shielded from the noise of the tele phonies.

And Medhi Hassan, just like Saturn had issues with Gaia, Agustin too had issues with Mónica.

N° 2601, page 23… Lindsey Reiser takes on the chores of Santa Monica

FOREWORD by Philippe Labró.

“Going Back To Cali”

The Sun also sets… and the tolls ROCK THE BELLS 🔔🔔🔔

La IDA del “Pledge Allegiance”
on Livestock medecine, “and coma.”

From televangelists to TELEmedicine

Page 13, CNEWS matinée de la rentrée … Well, you’ve heard about “la persiana americana,” — It’s knot one of those, this here is the Bein Le Monde de France TV version of the Babylon Garden’s French Windows, « la pérsica franca » Anti-Terrorism Summit IRAK 2021, featuring, the former “collaboratrice”  now « organisatrice » of that new take on Terror: The France.

https ://kiosque .cnews .fr /player /?q= NEP&d= 2021-08-27 &c= CNEWS

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If you ever plan to motor west,
Travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

Anyhow, Santa Monica… it ends with, qué? If you say it Three Times in French. Now, if you were to ask one of them pachucos at the end of I-10 on Ry Cooder’s side of the tracks they will tell you that the Beach is called SANTA MO’rica.

The West is The Best.
And Rachel Engle, did the current president not have the option to ignore Trump’s agreement with the Taliban, and have the Supreme Court strike that decision down instead.

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Over on HoBO Max, Santo “El Enmascarado de Lilas” takes on the Théâtre de Paris… Quasimodo and Vilma Fuentes lead the pride of licántropos de la SalpéTRIère. Hilarity ensues when Alejandro JODOROWSKI joins a el Blue Demon at the Museum of Modern Art¹ which oh, by-the-Güey, happens to be right next to the House of The Rising Sun next to Trocadéro PLATZ.

¹.) Resisting the Present, Mexico 2000/2012
Mr. JodoroWski  presented a series of comic strip planchas; one of these was about a Sleeping Tiger and a politician who complainted and complained about how the tiger was going to eat him (punto y coma)… at the TIME, the fellows from a still to be formed Morena–Francia began to splint from the cult-like followers of El Movimiento por La Paz con Justicia y Diginidad. KNOT that the followers of then presidential contender Andrés Manuel López Orbrador didn’t act like the popular kids in Sa Majesté des mouches.

LA VANGUARDIA de JoLoPo

https ://leplus .nouvelobs .com /contribution /576731-yo-soy-132-les-etudiants-mexicains-veulent-en-finir-avec-la-corruption .html

“responsables de la coordinación en Francia y otros comités extendidos en Europa y países nórdicos.”

https ://vanguardia .com .mx /noticias /nacional /2781488- yosoy132-se-hace-presente-tambien-en-paris– FWVG2781488

A los toros con Stein el espontáneo

Knock, knock… it’s KNOT one of Those, BoB. And Ms. Washington, Eye knows that you’ve heard of Abbey Road, this is its Gate.

Free valet parking for Limos.

Plaza de toros Tijuana, San Diego’s favorite flautas. Menudo on Sundays. 🌮🌮🌮 And, Alicia Menendez… how is it that the World is just learning about the “K” variant of Talibanes??? Does anybody know—the whereabouts of the “ j, i, h, g, f, e, d, SEE, BEE and Ey variants?”

https ://www .texasmonthly .com /food /flautas-are-tacos-too/

So… Backward (but exceptional) Country Boy, Öüï now returns to Thee regular programming.

https ://www .nbcsandiego .com /news /local /were-trying-to-get-them-out-san-diego-students-stranded-in-afghanistan-expected-to-return-home-soon /2702761/

Coming Soon to a theater near you: Encajonados en Kabul!!!

Öüï catches up with Ms. Kube at the Pentagon, where The Numbers (lots of #Em!) just re-defined the processes involved in re-adjusting the Grade on a Curve.

Y ni modo que La Casa Blanca lo niegue, the flautas from Plaza de Toros Tijuana are prepped with the freshest ingredients and served in Real Time.

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Note to programmers on Deadline/No Deadline:

In Kase Ewe was wondering who was holding the pressure pot [with the flauta sauce in it) now you know that it has always been the “³” spelled with a variant of “K”… putassium 💥 de Potasio 🥑.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-europe-58329080

“I used to love her, but I had to [EAT] her”

Deer, Rachel Maddow… i don’t select the Angles for Engle, but the story is written pretty much by inertia now.

Over on the Nat Géographique Graphics department, Agent Boulangère infiltrantes a leopard trafficking ring and uses the opportunity to CONTRAST “chiquita” [ 🐆 ] with the banana republics being forged in Central America by the THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY 🍌.

 

 

Dig it… on the set with The Masked Singer

Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone

Tattoo You, Track 5 and SIX:
V._ Black Limousines, PAGE 248, [ibid., TOURNOUX ’64] ; “Dans la voiture personnelle du Führer”.
SIX._ Neighbors, to the East « les boches » to the South, “les grenouilles contre les grenouilles.”

Like the FBI
And the CIA
And the BBC

Just the facts, Sirene Claire. S.v.P… So Pena de que “tus labios” se te hagan ChiShahRron.

B.B. King

BBBFEA74-F8DE-4011-A894-5E019701BD89… Deer, Rachel Maddow, “Watch this space ».

And Doris Day…
Matt Busby!

… [A]nd Katty Kay, of course you know that Sam Stein is strained through the Reyes bloodline, right? What do you think makes of Sam an Ugly Mexican, an Espontáneo knot a Sachverständiger, “or whatever.” 👄 Page 252 [ibid. Tournoux ’64] AND SALMA HAYEK… Sam Stein was not expecting your role in Mayor Pete’s “Oscar Meyer” infraSchtrucTuraTion solution for people WHO never Walk in El Ey!!!! Gooooo Dodgers! 🥋🥋🥋

Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
Dig it
That was “Can You Dig It?” by Georgie Wood
And now we’d like to do “Hark the Angels Come“

Tops… people WHO know, know that Tops is a leftover corrido de “Les Cailloux” from CATHERINE DENEUVE’s « Little Coco’s Head Soup ». In the frame the inspiration for Black Limousine, a fuckin’ Mobile (Alabama) heißes Würstchen 🌭

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Track 8; TOPS.

Previously on The Masked Singer (on location)

… [T]he Paris Tourism Board lacked imagination, and so along came The Ministry of Culture (🛸) to the aid [of those motherfuckers].

And, Katty Kay… Willie Geist was just, WATTS the word, Watts the word???, ah Yes! Reminiscing. Willie Geist was just reminiscing about how his papá was a rolling stone, fanatic, —a few shows ago— and about how Mr. Watts was not going to make it for the next Concert. And Willie was right. Willie Geist now carries with him the MACARIO curse… google it, Bob.