Tag Archives: Alicia Leos — Las Mañanitas en Israel

Ils ne t’entendent pas, Belmondo : solo son windmühlen

Fracking Belmondo, does anybody remembers EPSTEIN !!!

[ yes dummie, context shapes what’s next]

Know Your Vulva

Sweet Home Alabama… Leonard Skinner (middle school teacher).

In this section, the queen of Corona stays up late for Hilo, Hawaii, in order to synch-in/onto an United Statian election in the American continent but Michael Douglas got in the way of Mí, romancing the Stones. For the record, Eye can only say that the only good thing about Michael Douglas is his Zeta, not the alpha, which is to say, Rahm Emanuel, it’s not Ewe (nigga) it’s your people.

♫ Solo Son Molinos mister Cruz, and don’t you show them the way.

 

7 de octubre… on a morning like today, but of 2023, Alicia Leos was just getting ready to sport her mariachi suit, the day would mark the first-ever fully-female-fledged mariachi fest in France, over in-or-around the great State of Israel, Prime Minister and notorious genocidal autocrat, Benjamin Netanyahu, had already instructed the entire IDF and the Mossad to listen to “Cielito Lindo” as they ate thier skimmpy version of a real prickly pear, or fig de Barberie, as the very French refer to the fruit that sprouts from the Opuntia’s stems.

PA, PA, PA !!! Florida is so 1980’s.

Opuntia species hybridize easily, but the wild origin of O. ficus-indica is likely to have been in central Mexico (and not in the Palestinian occupied territories³), where its closest genetic relatives are found.

En fin, Michael Douglas,

So… daddy issues, eh? Fuck the king, it’s good to be the bastard.

(³~... emphasis 🇵🇸 mine).

Para todos los que quieren y amaron los dientes de leche : Mariachi PAL’es-tina

The time has come to celebrate la SABRA (nopal) en la frente de todas las acarreadas por el hueso politico de México en Francia, y hoy por ser día de tu santo te venimos a cantar…

Sabrá dios… uno no sabe nunca nada, versión Heavy Nopal.

 

Sabra-kadabra [Me’de Comer Esa Tuna] because like the falafel and hummus, the opuntia ficus-indica is just another example of the  cultural appropriation that the Jews in Israel stole, and now claim, that it is part of their gastroNATIONALISM and Jewish identity and in this segment ALICIA LEOS, and her Mariachi Fest, will sing “Las Mañanitas” y “La Bamba” for the State of Israel and, celebrate another anniversary of the massacre of Iguala at the préfecture de Cité (2014)…

Kids will be kids

 

“vivos se los llevaron” y puros dientes de leche encontraron. Coincidentally if you are just tuning-in, as i (Armando Segovia) write this, the Mexican President is trying to outlaw the FREEDOM of THE PRESS, just like Bruno and Stephanie Menou did ‘all those years ago’ ¡VIVA MÉXICO, cabronas!!!

Canta y no llores — Hay otzi napa?

I don’t know if Laura Barrón-López-es has ever been to la afamada Sierra Morena, all i knows is that Öüï’s never been to Spain, but i did sleep en Iguala cuando andaba por París.

USOS y COSTUMBRES

Issy-no-hay pex³ if, and only if…

a). If, and only if, ALICIA LEOS notified GEORGINA MORENO about her decision to profit from the “soutien” of the French Embassy in Mexico City and, if Georgina Moreno notified Juanito Guanabacoa about her ‘about face’ on La COP 21 and Patty Smith’s stance on franking l’aFamada Fête de l’Humanité.

then…

The Attorney General’s Office (FGR) did not notify the parents of the 43 missing students from Ayotzinapa about the arrest of Ángel Aguirre, who was the Governor of the state where Julio César Mondragón got his pretty face skinned-off by the local “fauna” in Iguala.

and Only then

… may OMAR GARCÍA (on DeutscheWelle) , his lawyer and, PABLO GLEASON get a notification from ERNESTINA GODOY RAMOS, Mexico’s attorney general.

³~. Short for “no problem”, o como dicen en Acapulco, “no hay pedo”, local fauna in Acapulco include but it is KNOT limited to ‘los perros’ de la policia, y ‘los halcones’ del crimen organizado.

Coming up in Two Weeks, political theater.

Or

b). If, and only if… wait for it, wait, wait, Öüï has to re-connect with the Wilson Center Mexico 1Institute (for Americans not necessarily para americanos) where the so-called 4T or Mexico’s equivalent of the French fourth republic, is “literally” in bed with one of Stephen Miller’s ICE contratistas, which in-and-of itself is not a sin⁰, but TANGENTALLY is just as tone-deaf as the wanna-be congressional aspirations of Andres Manuel López Beltran’s in Veracruz.

Alma Americana : of course, as an American-americano i pity the ‘pochos’, ‘chicanos’, pachucos—cholos, y paisas, who think that everybody born south of the Rio GRANDe is excluded from German cartographer Martin Waldseemüller’s misnomer for THE 🇩🇪THIRTEEN 🇺🇲ORIGINALIST 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿COLONIES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (ecosystem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿destroyers)… it’s like calling Indians “hindus” because the John Wayne film industry reserved the tag ‘indian’ for JORGE RIVERO and the extras used for 📽 RIO 🎬 BRAVO.

 

c). If, and if only they get their fucking carthography right : https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Naming_of_the_Americas

Ibid. Y COTEJADO déjà

By WALDSEEMÜLLER’s own standard, the Brave New World would have been named BRAYAN or Yonnatan, or whatever  “maquiladora babies” are being named this these days theys in CARLOS FUENTES-es 《 Frontera de Cristal 》.

On deadline, there’s an election in Michigan

And in the role of Dario Moreno...

And in the role of Dario Moreno… Avi Velshi featuring Steve Kornaki as the Man With The Golden Poll

It’s not even news anymore, it is however one of those kitschy phrases that goes a little like Eye told Ewe so.

Yes, Öüï knew this … now eat your cake.

 

… and it makes me wonder 🤑

Dissonant Consonants in your cognitive catnip

 

After Tuesday’s gone, it’s Ugly Mexicans With Influence featuring Sam Stein and the good people who brought you Chinese Democracy and other Lies from The Sunset Strip.

When all else fails, the French always go to Chihuahua a un baile

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/05/21 /estados /chihuahua-tiene-un-acuerdo-ilegal-con-israel-sin-registro-ante-la-sre 

… sre = Secretaria de Relaciones Exteriores

I must say Loki (Dogma, 1999) it took Mí a Hell-ov-Elena longer to piss a siren en Mabillon (75006) and Eye (*) certainly spent more time with CIRCE at the “Marché Alimentaire Saint-Germain” (same arrondissement) back in 2018³… and don’t get Mí going with them SIRENS!!! Jeez-whizz Good Will !!! A whole frame to feature the cuntless fishtails on your version of Pénélope, what? Susana Poveda’s agent was asleep at the talent agency when NOLAN issued the cast-call for the film in question? Fer’ Christ’s Sake, Öüï could not even tell if your sirens had wings or fishtails.  The nerve, Matt Damon—the nerve of that Nolan fellow.

 

³~. https://asegovia3 .com /2021/10/18 /over-on-our-twitter-feed-no-habra-perdon-para-powell/

Piss Art — Mermafrodito (NEGATIVE)

 

In Chihuahua, The State of Israel (the Jews) is/are thirsty like a WOLF, in Acapulco, well in Acapulco it’s another edition of “los amigos de Francia en México” : PROMÉXICO resucita.

 

… In Chihuahua, Mexico, sources close to PEGASUS report that the State of Israel 🇮🇱 is moving in on water dwells like DATA CENTERS are moving in with the hicks in up-state New York.

 

Deer, Jan Martínez Ahrens, meet Johanne Grazia Poisson

La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.

 

The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”

Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :

En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).

https ://www .gob .mx /presidencia /prensa /gobierno-de-mexico-presenta-frijoles-bienestar-e-invita-a-la-feria-del-frijol-y-la-agrobiodiversidad

Dangling Participle : Alicia Leos

Previously on, “Las mañanitas en Israel”… Alicia was playing una diana para todos los que quieren y aman a Claudia Sheinbaum.

This ain’t no etude, nº 16.

 

The following story no tiene “ni pies ni cabeza”, and no Alicia, Eye knows that your mariachi singing mind would not understand. Congratulations on your festival, Issy-quién-lo diría en el 2012 en un auditorio de SciencesPo que tú serías la que iba a representar a la embajada, Víctor Quintana (Ph.D) no me dejaría mentir, any güeys : good for you.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /respuesta_de_joven_expuesto_por_la_presidenta/

Issy-Alicia-Leos, como bien lo apunta el jovén mexicano a quién “tu presidenta” balconeo en su rueda de propaganda, “le recuerdo (señora) que quién tiene las filas repletas de priístas, panístas e impresentables” es la embajada del México en cualquier rincón del mundo… neta que que tiempos aquellos cuando “la gaviota” era lo que encendía tus pasiones de la Pasionaria, la recuerdas, Alix? Te acuerdas de la Pasionaria de Chevaleret? Saludos a tu mamá y no es sarcasmo ni mentada porque ella lo dijo mejor, “el periodista va a lo que va.”

 

En fin, if you don’t read this most non-consequential [blog] then you most certainly missed the part where I (Armando Segovia) told y’all that i would be sending a signal of Life from The Louvre, and just to keep with Alicia Leos’ old spirit of protest i give you cock-lovers (🐓) El País de Andalucía meets Dela 🇫🇷 Cruz wait for it, Alicia, wait… gotta RUN, —man!

Yup! It’s still D.A.R.E.

Listen to the music, it will keep you sane… like Jane.

N.W.O. now with Niggers in it.

That’s Tha-riff’Ik, Trump Tuesday trump’s TACO Tuesday!!!

Note to editors:
do not listen to
The Siren’s Call.

Quesadillas con Queso y Salsa Arriera sin mariachi, and TWO sets of HUEVOS, not two eggs, but TWO sets of HUEVOS; alternative maths will not work as a substitute to the recommended ingredients and, Alicia Menendez this is very important, the PORTIONS are very important for a perfect QUESADILLA RANCHERA sin THE BYRDS’ flu gila monster-infected 🍳 eggs from THE BODEGA at The Dakota’s Hawaiian 🔫 store front.

By the time that Wednesday is having lunch across Europe, and dinner on the eastern side of Türkyie, Donald Trump is going to tell (not ask) the democrats in the U.S. Senate to kiss Elon Musk’s dick; knot his ring, Elon Musk’s dick, period!

Happening in London Town right now, Winston Churchill just told his butler to hold his gin and have Downton Abbey fetch his fatigues. That’s good news for Krueger Park 🐃🦏🦍🦛🦁👯‍♀️ bad news for the adult fim industry in the Czech Republic.

Now (after giving) head over (at the Oval press orgie scene) walk over to FOX News, the official outlet of Donald Trump’s sewage onto the Johnny Carson audience in Kentucky. New White House correspondents should use the facilities at Murdoch’s Corp. to wash the Tesla executive’s cum off from their face.

El Toro, it was the very Greek who off-course… inverted La Corrida con piruetas por encima de la bestia. Trou story.

Which it is WHY, bfm 📺 tv, you should keep your MASK on, unless you like oyster jam on your pearly whites.

And, Michael Steele… Big Brother is watching Boogie 🚐 Bus. Bang, my baby 🗽 got shot down.

Imagine all the peep holes, Michael Steele, Imagine that. 💸💸💸

Glory to that said Stalin in South Africa on Safari at the Serengeti.

Being for the Benefit of Mister K. Remlin 🪆

A love letter to Benjamin Netanyahu from Ari Shaffir

“So it goes.”

Narrated by Kurt Vonnegut.

Jew

You know what rips Michael Steele’s “cheap-ass shorts?” Labor (pains) Day, that’s what.

(2022)

But first, Ari Shaffir breaks down cultural appropriation and just to be clear, it’s not just the tunnels, mister Shaffir, but the wanton ways which with Polio is making a comeback.