Tag Archives: Alicia Leos — Las Mañanitas en Israel

Deer, Jan Martínez Ahrens, meet Johanne Grazia Poisson

La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.

 

The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”

Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :

En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).

https ://www .gob .mx /presidencia /prensa /gobierno-de-mexico-presenta-frijoles-bienestar-e-invita-a-la-feria-del-frijol-y-la-agrobiodiversidad

Dangling Participle : Alicia Leos

Previously on, “Las mañanitas en Israel”… Alicia was playing una diana para todos los que quieren y aman a Claudia Sheinbaum.

This ain’t no etude, nº 16.

 

The following story no tiene “ni pies ni cabeza”, and no Alicia, Eye knows that your mariachi singing mind would not understand. Congratulations on your festival, Issy-quién-lo diría en el 2012 en un auditorio de SciencesPo que tú serías la que iba a representar a la embajada, Víctor Quintana (Ph.D) no me dejaría mentir, any güeys : good for you.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /respuesta_de_joven_expuesto_por_la_presidenta/

Issy-Alicia-Leos, como bien lo apunta el jovén mexicano a quién “tu presidenta” balconeo en su rueda de propaganda, “le recuerdo (señora) que quién tiene las filas repletas de priístas, panístas e impresentables” es la embajada del México en cualquier rincón del mundo… neta que que tiempos aquellos cuando “la gaviota” era lo que encendía tus pasiones de la Pasionaria, la recuerdas, Alix? Te acuerdas de la Pasionaria de Chevaleret? Saludos a tu mamá y no es sarcasmo ni mentada porque ella lo dijo mejor, “el periodista va a lo que va.”

 

En fin, if you don’t read this most non-consequential [blog] then you most certainly missed the part where I (Armando Segovia) told y’all that i would be sending a signal of Life from The Louvre, and just to keep with Alicia Leos’ old spirit of protest i give you cock-lovers (🐓) El País de Andalucía meets Dela 🇫🇷 Cruz wait for it, Alicia, wait… gotta RUN, —man!

Yup! It’s still D.A.R.E.

Listen to the music, it will keep you sane… like Jane.

N.W.O. now with Niggers in it.

That’s Tha-riff’Ik, Trump Tuesday trump’s TACO Tuesday!!!

Note to editors:
do not listen to
The Siren’s Call.

Quesadillas con Queso y Salsa Arriera sin mariachi, and TWO sets of HUEVOS, not two eggs, but TWO sets of HUEVOS; alternative maths will not work as a substitute to the recommended ingredients and, Alicia Menendez this is very important, the PORTIONS are very important for a perfect QUESADILLA RANCHERA sin THE BYRDS’ flu gila monster-infected 🍳 eggs from THE BODEGA at The Dakota’s Hawaiian 🔫 store front.

By the time that Wednesday is having lunch across Europe, and dinner on the eastern side of Türkyie, Donald Trump is going to tell (not ask) the democrats in the U.S. Senate to kiss Elon Musk’s dick; knot his ring, Elon Musk’s dick, period!

Happening in London Town right now, Winston Churchill just told his butler to hold his gin and have Downton Abbey fetch his fatigues. That’s good news for Krueger Park 🐃🦏🦍🦛🦁👯‍♀️ bad news for the adult fim industry in the Czech Republic.

Now (after giving) head over (at the Oval press orgie scene) walk over to FOX News, the official outlet of Donald Trump’s sewage onto the Johnny Carson audience in Kentucky. New White House correspondents should use the facilities at Murdoch’s Corp. to wash the Tesla executive’s cum off from their face.

El Toro, it was the very Greek who off-course… inverted La Corrida con piruetas por encima de la bestia. Trou story.

Which it is WHY, bfm 📺 tv, you should keep your MASK on, unless you like oyster jam on your pearly whites.

And, Michael Steele… Big Brother is watching Boogie 🚐 Bus. Bang, my baby 🗽 got shot down.

Imagine all the peep holes, Michael Steele, Imagine that. 💸💸💸

Glory to that said Stalin in South Africa on Safari at the Serengeti.

Being for the Benefit of Mister K. Remlin 🪆

A love letter to Benjamin Netanyahu from Ari Shaffir

“So it goes.”

Narrated by Kurt Vonnegut.

Jew

You know what rips Michael Steele’s “cheap-ass shorts?” Labor (pains) Day, that’s what.

(2022)

But first, Ari Shaffir breaks down cultural appropriation and just to be clear, it’s not just the tunnels, mister Shaffir, but the wanton ways which with Polio is making a comeback.

Cold Cuts — Jalisco Holocaust

Navire en Grève, details at 9 on Hawaiian prime cuts..

De Cocula es el mariachi
De Tecalitlán los sones
De San Pedro su cantar
De Tequila su mezcal
Y los machos de Jalisco
Afamados por entrones
Para eso traen pantalones

 

And if you were part of The Mariachi Fest of this past weekend in Paris, France, then you probably heard Alicia Leos sing the following:

🎶 Y de Tlaquepaque los hornos°

The reflex… mirror 🪞 mirror 🪞 on the Wall 🧱…

°~. horno is Mexican slang for “asshole* and coward »… as in, no sea “horno”, fume mota.

 

Well, well, well.

 

Tan ta-rannn, tan—tan!

… Nav°Ire Ave°Near

The Poles in Equador are talking. And Admiral Stradivarius that ship ⚓ is right up The Jerusalem Post, but please explain to bible-thumping EvanGelikas that Table Twelve is not parable of them free-loading apostrophes, but a Live Fire Combat Exercise for tank warfare.

 

Cut Cold Front on the CGT, and mister Le Bon y Rey, it’s like your president says “there is no République without la biblioteca »… ❄️ 🚢

Previously on, “Attention All Units!”, it’s DINAH thyme 🎺 : ejotes³ en mantequilla

Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell.
Bad Religion

50 years and one-they later… Y Cayó la Bomba (Fétida)…

Backward ∇ Difference…
You can’t see it, but the Moon 🪞 reflection is smacked right in the middle of that Golden pup-tent on Le Socle, do thé maths or wait one for a different view with an Angle from the Astros… Goooooo, Dodgers ☄️

 

🎸 We’re living in the denoument of the battle’s gripping awe,So what’s the use of being good to satisfy them all? 🥁

∇~. As in… Goliath learned to paraglide 🗡️ and caught David with his tent ⛺ up 😴💤 and his pajamas on. Oh, the humanity.

Palestine Did Nothing Wrong… it was a pristine attack. To re-iterate, Netanyahou’s DEMONS follows. This of course will disproportionately benefit MACDONALD/Douglas, Raytheon and the PENTAGON—ISRAELI military 🪖🎖️ Industrial MONSTERS.

Albur De Amor
Vicente Fernández, en la Voz de Alicia Leos y su mariachi Las Arrieras.

 🎺 Y todavía valor me sobra Hasta onde tuve apostéSi me matan a balazosQue me maten, al cabo, ¿y qué? 🎻

Now if you are like them fip . fr Sirènes, EWE all are probably ignoring LAS JUDIAS, as fresh garden GREEN BEANS are known in Spain, where Öüï might add, has never BEAN! — … any how here’s some useful information that the Filthy French will not get, get it?, will KNOT get on the Sunday edition of The Juanito Guanavacoa Show, so, without further ADO… Hereeeeeee’s Johnny:

Breaking 💔:
Israel bombards Gaza after Hamas launches massive opération. At least 22 killed (13h CET) on the Israeli SIDE after a multi-front attack.

https ://apnews .com /article
/israel-palestinians-gaza-hamas-rockets-airstrikes-tel-aviv

🏌️

PubLick SerVice AnnoUn-Cement
BON°HAM was a GROOVER

Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton de El Paso, Texas, and Laboratorios Lo Real de L’Oréal en Levallois-Perret sous Savons-des-Perros Agradecidos (92300) presentan su nuevo producto ancestral para aniquilar a LAS CHINCHES de París “ON THEIR FUCKING TRACKS, period! »…

It’s like the VELCRO for yer’KASHMIR, patron! But instead of clinging-on, this natural ancestral product IMPALES thier little fucking extremities and ZEPPELIN goes here, now RAMBLE-ON you filthy fuckers.

A recently rediscovered ancestral method involves placing fresh green bean leaves around the bed.

John Bonham, notorious ejote eater… his farts are FUN°Kee. But don’t take our word for it, here’s that RECENTLY out-of-the-closet RACIST magazine, ROLLING STONE (1975) :

Bonham … is a steak-and-potatoes percussionist, handpicked, one assumes, for his ability to supply a plodding, stolid, rock-solid bottom—no one has ever accused Led Zeppelin of swinging†.

These plants have sharp hairs (trichomes) that act like a nail board for bedbugs to impale their legs on. As the leaves wither quickly, researchers are trying to develop a comparable surface to trap these bugs.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Punaise_de_lit

†~. You forgot the buttered green beans mister Jim Miller (1975), Eye bets that you are all full of GINGER and his fucking BAKER, Eric Clapton. Well mister Miller, —fuck you and the “subtlety” of god.

I Am An Anti-denti And I Am An Anti-christ
erradicate dentists… brush your fucking theet, you bums!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /John_Bonham

Chinches in París… I’m yer’Huckleberry.