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Any 🦉 hoot, if Adelita had indoor plumbing maybe she would not have died in abject poverty³

L’Adelita throughout time… strange coincidence is that in Paris, France, l’Adelita 🌮 , a Mexican restaurant, is right in front of the Mediapart paywall-room, but that is just a strange coincidence nothing else.

 

³~. In the U.S.A., no less… context on “the indoor plumbing” reference will develop shortly when Joe Scarborough is teleported back to 1st Grade in the  deep “KNEW” South.

Bunch of pussies.

https ://wikipedia .org /wiki /Adela_Velarde_Pérez

¡Que 🎬 Viva 🎥 Eisenstein!

 

Note to Julia Ioffe : this is nothing against your exceptional lineage but rather a comparative analysis triangulated with the current Mexican president’s immigrant story and Natalia Almada’s generational trajectory following her great-grand dad’s exile to the Road in Escondido in California.

Jaraneros berliners… Juanito Guanavacoa is a fucking nazi³

With musical guest:

🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.

 

The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:

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“Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!

Eric Cartman

South Park; S8 Ep3

 

Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.

 

… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.

CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.

 

https ://www .facebook .com /events /89-rue-de-lourcq-75019-paris-france /concertfandango-jarocho

En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su  “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.

³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.

Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.

 

Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.

Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.

Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.

And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.

*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.

Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).

Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.

Cuentos Chinos… 1 de abril.

Clearly Foul Territory in Tu Son Arizona, and over at MONTREUIL-sur-KOKORO films, 🌋 it’s the “extended prescences-ese” de, « Cenizas y Nubes » flamencas 🇧🇪 de Lisboa 🇵🇹.

Entonces, hablabamos de MexiKikiMikas a Hong Kong, o algo así:

… does anybody remember Duncan BRIDGEman?

I mean the spirit of that Leprechaun must have been at Hall 1, where The Secret Garden invaded Mazatlán, or maybe it was a place in the Islands of The Mediterranean Sea, Las tunas (figs de barbarie) tienen su propía personalidad pero today todas las vulvas son iguales.

If you are just joining us, no hay mejor tributo para rendir humor a un daño colateral, and FO’that, Ladies in Gemini, Philly Hartman 🌴

Look it up!

La cosa es de que las tres repeticiones de los tres primeros capítulos de ocho, de Secret Garden, textualizaron de alguna manera esas varas con hojas que se dan en los desagües y drenajes pero que mismo mueren, según la cineasta, si las trasplantan a una maceta.

Igualito que un cardenche, pictured above in El Chinero, but not that anybody in their French mind… right mind would bring a cardenche indoors.

Anyhow, Öüï can now confirm that the ‘Daft Tacos’ musical score for the UABC⁹ Communication Department’s promotional of “El Chinero : a phantom hill”, had nothing to do with the producers of Bani Khoshnoudi’s approach to Mexico’s state of affairs:

¡Aquí no ha pasado nada, mi General!
Starring, Natalia Almada y Barbara Carol d’Obeso, featuring, La Maldita Vecindad y los hijos de Molière.

“Un laurel parta ti, de Victoria…”

Bolivarianicamente speaking, consider this un Sin Embargo 🇨🇺

Full circle on the square dance:

No insistas, Susana PubEda… mi cucharón es d’esta güera en F24 👅, pero no se lo vayas a mencionar a Natalia.

You might recall, Ricardo’s first rueda de prensa, with a newly installed, présidente López Obrador, skip that to a gentler time in Churubusco songs.

What a feeling, —eh, Puto!

Dialogue :

https ://elchavo .fandom .com /es /wiki /H%C3%A9ctor_ Bonilla_visita_la_vecindad_1

It’s gold, Jerry!

 

Héctor Bonilla walks into a vecindad, hilarity ensues cuándo “Benito Bodoque” asks for his “Cocol”, la Criada Bien Criada 🇦🇷 follows after the tent REVIVAL of the cult 🇲🇽 de López Obrador.

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AMLO avanza por, Madero. Of course he is.

Oh, hey! Negrita, meet “La Gata“ de Mi Vida Loca

Previously on Los Hilos de SASHA and Los Frenos de Mika…

Churubusco-Los Pinos presentan en todo su sonorense estado de esplendor :
Lo negro (👮🏽‍♂️) del ‘Pillo [🤴🏻] JoLoPo:

Populist anthem is courtesy of fonovisa (Miami).

Oh, Hey! Negrita, nice to hear that you finally went ahead and verified that D.A.R.E. is such a thing as a B.C.S. (Check here, here*, y aquí to know that i’ve seen the Canícula MooVie, Aussie).

Over at the MONTRE-MOI State of MO…⤵️

* Congresswoman Cori Bush from Missouri (not the Ozarcks)… and Negrita (JoyAnne ReidOut) please be advised that going through life “TEXTING” your way out of an eviction moratorium crisis is no way to go through an interview with a woman who slept on the steps of The Capitol while you and your buddies where going Wabo in Cabo… kind of like telegraphing to El Primer Torero Porno that you is in SOLidarity with his historical hunger strike outside of la MONUMENTAL DE FIGUERAS (home of the melting surrealists) while eating a t-bone steak in the process of sending that telegraph and, with no WESTERN UNION remesas attached (punto y coma) it is for this reason, Ms. Reid that instead of featuring  EWE next to the good representative from Missouri (home of the KIDNAPPED NETHERLANDS 🇱🇺 FLAG!!!) , the staff here selected a more fitting frame to start today’s final draft to the finish line. Bon appetite you Tú 🥩.

Anyhow Ms. Reid, and please, please do forgive “la jiribilla veracruzana” to segue onto the following segments where “La Gata” de Mi Vida Loca is going to cross the tracks in order to review Natalia’s hierarchies of at the opposite side of La Huasteca, which as every one-arm Obregonista should know, is Guaymas y El Mar de Cortés… aquí la espuma No Es de la corona, but from la Pacifico.

Case in point before Switching IT!, over, to the Pinault-Hayek Benchmark test at the Bourse del Jardin Nelson Mandela durante el llamado “Año de Africa en Châtelet >> o algo así, ÖÜÏ is going to check out << La femme du jour” :

🥃 It’s not a $5,800 Japanease ash oak throat wash, but it’s straight and single like a Scotch.

Oh, l’Humanité:
https ://www.humanite .fr /la-femme-du-jour-cori-bush -716137

Anyguey, Mr. Rich, you are KNOT foolin’ anybody. Evry body in Ivry knows that you didn’t have a heart attack and gone to better pastures… Eye knows that you are with the former Masked “Brazo de Plata” and once unmasked “El Super Porky” in Wabo Cabo catching them big ol’ Wawa Roosters there.

http ://www .dondepescar.com /dondepescar /851-impresionante_pez_gallo%2C_surf_fishing

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Fall back to 16/06/2016

Pedro* y Mauro interpretan, El Orgullo de Mi Nepotismo.

* Pedro (el apellido se me escapa) ya había mencionado en la cocina de La Casa De México, allí mero justamente en el preciso patio de La Casa de Los Estados Unidos en La Ciudad Internacional Universitaria de París, Francia, que en realidad Sí Existe un lugar llamado Baja Cabo Wabo Sur, — JoyAnne Reid, lo confirmó… ¡Mauro!, se puede decir era a mi parecer y por su patrón de comportamiento, El Orgullo entre todas las amistades universitarias de post grado en el extranjero de Pedro “el morenista” de La Paz, BCS.

De la aristocracia, el elitismo es El Orgullo de los segundos pisos en un hôtel privado, según Diderot… in case after witt means anything in your books.

El Orgullo de Mi Nepotismo.  La historia de Donald Trump 4 years before Nancy brought in the Charlatanes to La Casa Blanca.

And still to come on the fast-track to the Finnish Line is of course Australia, because Ewe should never forget, Australia is the Hung.ri. Enemy.

Dr. Cueli… Eye is an “anti dentite” y El Toro, señor dentista, —no es como lo pintan!, dijo Jacobo cuando dicen que él dijo, que durante un mítico día En La Plaza De Las Tres Olympiadas, o algo así, ✊🏽 “salió el sol”.

 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2021/08/06 /opinion /a08a1cul

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En transito… una de mi calle me ha dicho que tiene un Amigo torero que dice que tiene un ex compañero de trabajo que inventó un aparato para desarticular A la democracia

From “El País”:

KURWA Munch!!! The Brzeziński’s are back in the Wisła Riviera!!!

Via la capilla de Aguascalientes TV canal 26 ⇓ en Notre Dame¹ de Issy-les-Moulineaux

https://www .france24 .com /en /live-news /20210804- biden-taps-brzezinski-son-as-poland-ambassador-amid-reported-row

Photo credit: El fotógrafo de la película que trata sobre el aborto en España y sobre los dilemas de El Primer Torero Porno.

••• Over at the Ketch’up Channel on El Camerino de Aguascalientes TV, the MSNBC’s Cuban connection is asking those fucking CANUKS and MEXICANS who won the soccer game? Knot because the Miami duo cares about the match, their sport is baseball. And Mr. José DÝAZ-Balart and Dr. Eye didn’t catch your name, never mind the approach, but please do stop calling out the 60K-plus soccer fans who are going to be flooding Cousin Joe’s Redneck Riviera and Little Havana’s COVID clinics and hospitals. BUT HEY! Ask the FED’s Wife! The match provides a good morale upboost for the mining industry Proprietor / Modern-day indentured asalariado relations.

For comparaciones para Madame Truska² at Le Cirque du Freak here’s Chicago’s interpretation of what Eye is talking about, el asalariado on the graph below is of course in TEAL, Mr. HAYNES, it’s always in TEAL, (unless el asalariado is a complimentary color) didn’t you watch El Huachinango del Sr. del TORO, —not to be confused con el pescado del Sr. Benicio.

² L’assistant du vampire: https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0450405 /?ref_=vp_back

Related topic from WaWa Land… Post-Jimmy Hoffa era union leader boss dies at the young age of 72. Who’s looking out for your Health Care Plan at your union busting job? In the picture, the Mexican Delegation of LA INTERNACIONALE SOCIALISTE, El P.R.I., mourns the passing of Mr. Dick Rich Trumka.

https ://wvmetronews .com /2021/08/05 /labor-leader-rich-trumka-dies/

After the W.A.K.E., ÔÜÏ travels back to 2012 to meet “El General” who is going to Rob a Burger and fire un CAÑONAZO de $50.000 U.S. at CinÉma Christine in PARIS (75006)… or something like that. 

Resisting [ 💉 ] the Present (🦠) : Mexico 2000-2012
Yes, MAM! it’s a past Évènement with Blue Demon as Master of Ceremonies.

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Benchmarking The Bourse

Jump to mañana/hoy on Page Tú!

Take three of these:

🎶 Zúmbale mambo pa que mis gatas prendan los motores •••

and then Drink a Whole entire complete full liter of Clorox®️ or better yet, 50ml of H2O2. and call me in Theafter life.