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📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.

Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.

Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.

LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.

… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.

 

Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.

[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]

FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.

t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a  ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.

Led Zeppelin over a Parisian Skyline to They

Told y’all that Zep would go here

Take Mí, out of from the Corn Field, I can play Short-stop and, off-course, Centerfield.

 

HANDLE ME WITH CARE 😘

Behold, pundit:

Vive le plaisir… F❤️ck the Routine. Any how, Nicolle Wallace, how? How bitch, how is one supposed to tell the Story of an Old Man (that’s Mí), the Sea you see, and a big fucking fish? How Nicole, how? How is Öüï supposed to tell this story when Évry single person around U.S. takes a big chunk of the Catch as if it was a Lucha Libre match; which by-the-güey, Rachel MADDOW, is fine by Mí, Eye just can’t never begin to comprehend why the Supreme Court referees never see the Trump “family” break all of the foul… ball and that there is the middle of the Seventh Inning.

Oh, oh, oh, Eau…

The key to a field of dreams is water, a lot of water, but not on Game Day. Take it from Elvis. Seriously. Motherfucker is dead, take it from the King, c’est si bon, that’s what French people do. Off with their heads.

Best Seats in The House.

It’s the 7th Inning Stretch.

To be, de La Mancha… or knot to be English

Damas y caballeros: Elvis in Spain.

NASSAU by Kashyap y Los Hombres G.

Deer-Lorde… MSNBC just changed the time at the Louvre from FRANCISCO FRANCO in CET to Trafalgar Square Mean Greenwich Times. The screen-grabbard don’t tell lies, like The United States in Américain does, Jonathan Lemire, heck your 4th hour resevation to CARBONE’s in the GREENWICH VILLAGE before switching, IT, to Ana Cabrona happens at the 1600 Hour timeline en la Rue de RAVIOLI!!! Ask Gabriel at nº4 Kushner Drive, 75008. Évry body there, including the Filipino nation at the gate knows. What a subliminal cunt you are Jonathan Lemire, you put ARANGO to shame and Durango in this Ballad.

The Times They Are A Changing
don’t think twice Lemire,
it’s alright.
You, sir, just put Paris, France, in Tulsi Gabbard’s Hilo, Hawaii, watch.

Öüï now returns to the regular shit on Trump’s first 100 They’s on The Maddow Show.

Changing Channels. If anything, mister Apartheid in Berchtesgarten, FLORIDA… your Rhodesian—promoting ass should go with the STAIN 💩 Channel, a fit translation into that God awfully Rosbif moniker of “the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 chunnel”.

The Following is a Message to President Donald “W🚽C” Trump:

Sir, have you ever been to Spain? Who cares, but being that your limited intel•ect prevents your legacy from ever being Great, like Peter, Alexander or that Canyon in Arizona, why not change the name of the “Great” state of Florida to TOLEDO, in honor of that mix between Castellano and Romani.

The word “toledo”, as everybody who works at Fort Bliss (civilian corps) knows is code for “The John” or the « water closet » or toilet 🚽 if you come from Planet Plunger 🪠 in Dresden.

Sin Celery,
Billy Pilgrim