Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.

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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

Intro to teleportation assembly sequence sub-section

… but FO’ist a word from our Ufo-tee’s:

Could it be

Pre-emptive pardons are called “Amparos” (for plural) or “Amparo” (singular female) in Mexican juris dear Prudence .:. 80C05265-8C21-46CD-9BF4-F4D328F6A248 🗣 THE FOLLOWING, Must BE READ… in a Mr. George Constanza sire’s voice.
WITT THAT IN MIND.
— IS IT POSSIBLE?
— COULD IT BE?
That unidentified “PARENTAL UNITS” on Sector Three from The Sun ARE NAMING THEIR OffSprings in honor of their FAVORITE “ANCIENT ALIENS” trope?
Nse”… give me a break, Mr. Ness. And those WERE KNOT, let me repeat THOSE BRIGHT OBJECTS ON THE SKY WERE NOT FLYING SAUCERS, —over Mr. Crowley’s Loch, PERIOD!

“It’s Festevus for the rest of u.s.!”
Georgia Project Exec. Dir.
Nse Ufot on the Morning Onion
with Lindsey Reiser.

After the break don’t forget to to say, “Hola mis negros!”. Hola mis negros! The Weekend is MsnBC’s affirmative action block. Heck, even Alex is the Darkest of the blondes. Alex is so hip she took the 8th letter off of the “alphabet soup” can, and mirrored the double erres (en la rae . es ) WITT a double tee, mAN… of course no affirmative action block is complete without “whitey”, and for that none better than Cousin Joe in the role of Officer “Hoppy” Hopkins of Sanford and Son fame.

Over on CSPAN-3 it’s, “Moments in History”. “THEY CALL IT THE FIRST TAKE ON HEARD IMMUNITY” Episode 33 .:. 10E7BE58-F9E1-40BE-AC4D-EE926A76CE6A 🚀 Harry “the rube” Truman the 33rd President of the United States: 1945 ‐ 1953, in this episode, THE WISE MEN urge the President to secure the nazi scientists working in New Mexico permanent U.S. Citizenship for their service; during that session the president asked about the Executive Order to recognize the Blacks and the Navajo Nation’s contributions… the wisemen would cement a quote that Mel Brooks would later immortalize at the Rockridge Land Grab sessions by telling “The Rube” that « They Are Such Children, Govenor »
Executive Order 10003Providing for the Investigation of and Report on Displaced Persons Seeking Admission Into the United States
October 04, 1948

https ://www .presidency .ucsb .edu /documents /executive-order-10003-providing-for-the-investigation-and-report-displaced-persons-seeking

Anyhow, let’s get back to the assembly sequence for our teleportation modeling interpretation, in this section the user is asked to keep a mental note of the fact that the makers of this assembly’s instructions do not select the topography nor the sites, we just Mark’#Em.

… [O]nce again, we kindly remind the teleporting enthusiasts that in this our Third Dimension it is not possible to teleport carbon-based meat, or any other matter for that matter, but we can do a dry-run to simulate the journey in the Fourth Dimension.

People who know, compare the teleportation experience, once the assembly sequence is complete, to the John Frum “cargo cult” in the Pacific Theater who simulate an air traffic control tower summoning First Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder onto their sandy landing strips.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jakecoco/status/1334993874276786178

It’s in the CLAUS(e):
There is no business,
like Show business.

🏎_🚀_🛰_🛸_+

Cargo cult and the Blacksheep Squadron:

View at Medium.com

Intermedio… You are not fooling anyone Fred Armisen

No sir, that Whiter Shade of Pale on your hair does not fool u.s., öüï know it’s you! ISSY, we want more CowBell!!! More Cowbell on Section “A” of The NYT!

… of course you know, the above must be read in a George Carlin voice.

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In Sports News:

After Joe Biden selection of VP

Following Joe Biden’s 2020 Ticket choice for running mate, —former Alaska governor, Tina Fey— Political Strategist, James Carvile had no choice but to stick his head on a hole in John Heilemann’s backyard… Would you let him in?

Gooooooooo, Jaguars!

Deer, Jon Meacham:

What James Carvile can’t possibly know is that as a teen, Eye was a Jaguar (punto y coma) across town, at Chaffey H.S., their mascot was a Tiger. So  if you think that the above ⬆️ KC~DC screen “capture” is not in jest, then you need to lighten up, no pun intended, mis negros… para muestra, Alicia Menendez, un cartucho below ⬇️:

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Se dice mi hermano afromexicano”, dice en uno de los comentarios (HijuePuta) .::. E94FF47A-C1F8-4B05-9221-BF9066A11A5D ✊🏽 Once again Joshua Johnson: Don’t—Shoot—The—Mirror.

…https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gpvf44/cuando_en_la_plaza_de_la_computacióny_no_sé_si/