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Ladies and gentleman 🫴🏽 Los Voladores de Papantla, ou presque.

🐅 It’s a Cinco de Mayo weekend and it ain’t over until Tuesday’s gone, with the strings attached 🦟

… and now, a waltz followed by a paso 💃🏽 doble. Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Happening right now, in real time, Iran is having thier CINCO de MAYO on the EE. UU.³ in Hormuz.

³~. This country is often referred to by its abbreviation: EE. UU. Since it is an abbreviation, and not an acronym, it should be written with periods and a space between the two pairs of letters. There is also the acronym EUA , which, as is typical of acronyms, is written without periods.

Carte Blanche à Alex Dutilh… only on the Marjolena Porten-kalten A.I. Show, Michael Peña stars as don Porfis Díaz.

The acronym USA , which stands for the English name United States of America , should not be used in Spanish.

 

In local news, “you are welcome, Mike Barnicle… you son of a bitch!” Don’t ever say that an un • documented home • less blogger never threw Timmy an easy pitch to hit.

Now tell Timmy to run back home to North Bergen, NJ, and read my blog, ideas are free after all, Timmy, so jump to page Tú because i (armando segovia) will be taking your ass back to college, “toga, toga, toga, to… ?”

The Process undone

The Process undone. From L’île Petite Anse to Macuspana en “La Chingada”.

“Good luck, have fun, don’t die.”

This post is fueled by TABASCO del Golfo de México… not “america”, so don’t you make Mí 🥃bring out the habanero from “El Malecón” de Santiago.

And now MPkB, you know — The Rest of The Story

Now you know how many holes it takes to fill the Donald Trump Hall : III. CHARLES please.

Let It Be : Naked

But most importantly, Marjolena Kalten-porfis Jazz, now you know why Olson Johnson at the Rockridge Conseil d’Administration was adamant about not letting the San Patricio Regiment join the Rockridge crowd : fucking Joe Kennedy.

🇫🇷 Labor 🇫🇷 They on a Cinco 🇲🇽 de 🇲🇽 Mayo 🇲🇽 🇫🇷 weekend 🇫🇷

Los Invasores de Nuevo León… The Jazz Sessions

Why Be Good ? — Only The Good Die Young

“It’s the Summer of GEORGE”

Galactic Jazz Day… formally ‘International Jazz Day’.

The movie that was playing at the Pantages (theater) when shopworn Eunice Pringle assumed the role of a chaste colleen brutalized by A GREEK in heat was William A. Seiter’s “Why Be Good? … on her deathbed, Eunice confessed that it had been KENNEDY who had masterminded the frame-up [of The Great God Pan…tages].

Hollywood Babylon II, ibid.
Pp. 29/30

President Madonna pities the fool who is named Paul, five times. ¿Cinco Paul!? da’Fuck!!! —GARÇON! Seis Hail Mary on the rocks for the V.I.P. Booth.

 

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki George_(magazine)

Note to Washington :

Fuck the Clooney

Psy-Spy-Syp-Yps-Ysp

and to think General, that some, in that “polite society” crowd of 1998 thought that “Politics overlapped with Pop Culture in such a limited number of ways³”… who would have thought back then, in 1998 (of course, not 2015) that a fucking recently turned-French celebrity named GEORGE would give Don John the Presidency for the second time and the key to a wrecking ball, eh!

³~. “Poster Boy for Poster-Boy Behavior“. Spy. March 1998. pp. 30–38 via : www .reddit .com /r /JohnAndCarolyn /spy_magazine_march_1998

Over at the Pantages Theater…

Jimmy Hoffa and Fidel Castro are having a mojito at the Soprano on Hollywood and Vine, hilarity ensues when Joe P. Kennedy strolls by and sees Jack (his President son) crashed on the ground, 3-Doors-Down at the Pantages. Inside at the V.I.P. booth of the Soprano (on Hollywood and Vine) Joe Kennedy’s ‘nightmare fuel’ sparks when he sees Jackie (his daughter-in-law) sitting on the lap of a Greek immigrant.

And, Nicole Güalas… don’t sweat the technik

Entonces pues, Saba Vasefi, “It’s an old Arizona trick; but I… I have seen it used as far north as Montana,” and most recently during the Ancienne Régime de la Ve République de France under the watchful eye of Mr. Manuel Valls, (un gitano falso, ex-bufón de palacio³)

I too, know what it feels to be watched.

³~. Serrat, J.M., « Romance de Curro “El Palmo”.

Over at the POMONA theater on I-10 Blvd. (E-Holt Ave.) and the MILLS connection to Montclair Plaza, it’s another spin-off to the Western classic “Support Your Local Sherrif” followed by a knock-off version of “Support Your Local Gunfighter”

… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., Professor at Princeton and, spiritual advisor to the Washington on Deadline Show :

With A Ho Like, Ewe

The following intermission is dedicated to North Bergen, NJ ; and here is “Y”, because Öüï wants our number one non-reading district to capture Évry-motherfuking [actualización] of the post in progress, don’t miss a comma.

Thomas Jefferson : After we’re married – no matter how many kids we got – when I say we’re off to Australia… we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.

Sally Hemmings: What do I wanna go to Australia for?

Thomas Jefferson : Because that’s where your husband would be. And girls usually go where their husbands are.

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The previous lines come from our first feature film at the POMONA theater, and these are the lines in that script where the “Natural Spheres” give context to a space Öüï likes to call, The Twilight Zone.

Arm-ando a Maradona : from the hip, not the ribs

But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.

You don’t say.

FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.

also:

Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!

Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.

 

Good grief… The Tragically Hip

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.

 

Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?

 

Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.

Support your local warmonger

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To theys Angelus : DOPE 🚪

A Band In Parts and Barefooted Nuns presents

Gas, Mass, and Ass ; Mika Brzezinski stars as Pam “Coffy” Grier. SEE MIKA BRZEZINSKI sport an afro 🪮.

 

“Fuck The Ad Man,” to borrow a quote from The Enemy of Évry ALABAMA Song on a burning cross.

L’Iran déclare le détroit d’Ormuz ouvert à la navigation ; Trump affirme que le blocus américain est toujours en vigueur.

49 min. ago : North American stocks rally and oil tumbles 10% after Iran says Strait of Hormuz is open according to the associated press, via the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY.

For The Record : What is it Good For? Ring The Wall Street Bell, the “straight” is open (again).

 

https ://www .cnbc .com /2026/04/17 /iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire

https ://www .cbc .ca /markets-april-17-strait-of-hormuz

In memory of Gary Webb — Los Super Capos

Dark Alliance : Season in Hell ; Episode Three

When morena Pigs drill — “Yo no busco, encuentro!” Pablo Picasso is said to have utter them words there, not sure if Picasso was “finding¹” things or, affirming that he hated meetings²… irregardless, Eye is still commemorating Paul McCartney’s opportunity to write about Devil’s Island and to drink to Pablo Picasso’s health on the madrugada* that Pablo Picasso went to sleep and never woke up.

En•con•trar

¹~. Transitive verb.
²~. Phrasal verb

Let Mí Tell Ewe, how it will be : TAXMAN

 

*~. Three o’Clock in the mo’ning.

https ://www .grillada-libre . com / el-retorno-del-verguillas-d’ANAPRA

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“Schindler’s List is not The Shoah”, and I am not a Chicano, bay-bee!

Over in Pennsylvania, George’s Méliès walks into an attic, hilarity ensues when “Gugusse and the Automaton” are watching the Dark Side of Pink Floyd.

In this section, Eye is going to head on over to Évry, where the S.L.A.M.³ there has nothing to do with “la Culture Rapide ” de Belleville, and a lot with Cine-Narco and a thing that “La India María” calls « la transTEXTualisación » de los pochos en El Chamizal, ese.

Los Super Capos (1998)

… pero sí, Marjolena Portier-Kaltenbach, if you want to learn who Ewe are, don’t read that—R.E.A.D. this because this is the “heavy-heavy” Narco sound.

 

³~. Synergies Langues Arts et Musique de l’université d’Evry-Saclay, vía Brigitte Gauthier, she runs the “réfugiés transmédia” of the S.C.R.I.P.T. there.

En fin, here’s tomorrow’s news NOW.

The Simpson-ification of Télématin… blame it on Harry.

“Don’t talk to Armando!”

Fucking hilarious 😂… pero sí, Streep can Dew anything 🌴 I Love L.A..

Grazia, that’s your name? Let me guess youse a Fish?

 

And, Denis Soula (you Somme ova bitch, Ewe) you know that Dr. Poisson got a laugh out of Meryl on that trip.

Don’t forget to wash that mouth, even if your thing is swallowing.

 

Pero sí, Charlotte Bibring, I’m SIRIUS and you ARE knot!

To the makers of music – all worlds_all times
.. Voy-ayer.

 

🍹 Jester-they… Ol’ my problems seemed light years away.

Out now the New Rutles Album, Jester-they on Fiona Apple

https ://www.polite🧐society.com /greed /human copyright /voyager-golden-record-40th-anniversary-timothy-ferris

— Ann Druyan (wife of Sagan) said in 2015 :

“Yeah, that was one of those cases of having to see the tragedy of our planet. Here’s a chance to send a piece of music into the distant future and distant time, and to give it this kind of immortality, and they’re worried about money… according to Wikipedia© 

 

Two minutes, Turkish!

Two minutes, Turkish!

 

And another thing for those who practice l’orthodoxie de Bach on extended Pâques de a Kilo, Shalom and don’t forget to bring a towel.

Like A Rolling Stone

 

Breaking in Paris : Paradis-es Platypus-es Donnie’s upper lip

Manufactured Succession in Confidence

Context follows, but regardless of the brand, Donnie’s stiff lowered lip is not going to be looking too good to be branded.

Oh my god, Mika… youse not going to believe who number 4 is? But first it’s time to send a shout-out to Liverpool… and Cousin Joe, if you loved Day Tripper, your Alabama—Beatles-record-burning ass will love DAY DRINKER, because like I told francemusique matin :

… and like a good NENA—it’s never too early for a good Single 🏴‍☠️ Malt 🥃…

Enjoy Turks and Caicos

 

Fuck you mister president, Eye loves Katty Kay, and—mister Smith (you son of a bitch!)  fuck Susan Collins at your Semafor World Economy Orgie. How’s that for a pattern, let’s play hardball!

Mi me, [🫷🏼myself🫸🏼] and mime.

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