Category Archives: Etc.

It’s Weekend Editon : I pity the fool who would leave Hermes out of Circe’s zoo

Oh-oh… in local news, the local narcos are using the Mexican tag “Nueva Generación” to name their “mafia” ; nevermind the Cal. 9mm bullets with a French mayor’s name on it.

https ://ground .news /article /gard-mayor-of-ales-receives-two-9-mm-calibre-bullets-signed-dz-mafia

[It’s an upside down world, figuratively knot literally]

But first, i get it—casting John Leguizamo as the dedicated servant clicks with the narrative of Western Civilization (where the Latin Americans stereotype their own moonlight assisting farmers and graziers with growing crops and raising thier FUCKING livestock), but… FOR PRAGMATIC purposes let’s just give Jacqueline Alemany a Spanish name and call her Jackie López (diacritic optional), feed her Lotus Flowers instead of Salami for TAPAS and see if the LÆSTRYGONIANS come out looking like the Lannisters of Ithaca Rock.

If you’ve Eva’bean, ‘La Plaza de Los Lagartos’ is located downtown.

Take 5 lotus petals after every meal and call Mí in the morning, on account that Mr. Poséidon continues to be an asshole and Jason Soboroff is “rigging” the screen to Nolan’s standards by cutting DONALD TRUMP’s face at the philtrum, the fact that Soboroff is a dead-ringer for the TELÉMACO (diacritic optional) role on/in the Odyssey Show is not our fault.

Across the Franklin Mountains and the long straight-road to Hueco Tanks, CAMP EAST MONTANA is not what it used to be. At least not what it used to be when GEORGE W. BUSH housed an “American terrorist” with air conditioning and even authentic “Sennelier” brushes and other assorted oil painting supplies from France.

Cantares : Aïe aïe ShyWaWa baila y no cantes, porque cantando pareces SAPO baja californiano

N’insiste pas, Susana Poveda, n’insiste pas, car je sais que tu es partie en vacances à Acapulco et que tu ne m’as pas invitée.

“Todo pasa y todo queda…”, Joan Manuel Serrat (1971).

Mashav… it’s Yiddish for “Ionian Horse”, or trojan if youse into MALWARE, which trough social engineering [ in cyberspace ] is when bad actors (such as the State of Israel) gain the trust of their targets, in this case the the Central Water and Sanitation Board (JCAS for its Spanish acronym) in the Great State of Chihuahua.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mashav

Issy-Chihuahua-sí, pero a guevo que sí, bailando con esas “liebres orejeras” te ves más bonita que colaborando with those “JACK-BOOTED THUGS” from Ruby Ridge and Waco, if you remember your “chihuahuitas” at the FBI/ATF and off course, “la bendita” CIA.

 

And, former Congressman (Florida’s 1st District) Joe Scarborough : fuck you, and Graham

In local news : El Guero en Houston is perplexed by the radius of La Guera en Argentina. No word from El Prieto, yet.

 

With All Due Respect : is it just me (Armando Segovia) or is the website dedicated to school shootings down? For some time now it seems that the only website that is working is the hunt-a-mexican.ice and the kill-antifa-on-the-spot.org

No Spine Party

For the Very French, and of course our dearest Pom Pompidou (Marilyn Monroe 🫦), Ángelinos, or Ángelinas (sans Pitt for that matter) aren’t very efficient ; in the script of Mr. Robert Bloch (Wolf in The Fold, 1967) Öüï’s identified as gentle and harmless, but not very efficient, much like the Native “americans” if Ewe 🇮🇱 knows what Eye means.

KALIFORNIA

 

Trump Is Already Using Lindsey Graham’s Death to His Benefit

Previously on The Politics of Indifference :

the passing of Lindsey Graham provided Donald Trump an opportunity to promote his “Save America Act” and to dodge questions about the Strait of Hormuz and more specifically who controls that waterway. The truth, if one was to ask former U.S. Ambassador to Mexico, Ken Salazar, suggests that loyalty and personal loss are often overshadowed by strategic self-interest within high-level government circles.

One thing for sure, if you are into fictional afterlife and science fiction, Senator John McCain will no doubt be standing next to Saint Peter at the “Pearly Gates” waiting to see (in spirit, anyhow) into what SHAPE the recently deceased Lindsey Graham will SHIFT into before he is asked if he meant what he said, when the dead-senator said that if Trump was nominated (back in 2015), the U.S. would get destroyed, but most important that, “we will deserve it.”

… their Elections follow, because as the Chief Administrator of planet Argelius II, Mr. Hengist, (middleman between Dr. McCoy and Capt. Kirk) Angelinos are not serious people, especially the so-called “chicanos”.

Over at Way Too Early, — don’t be late!, Mitch McConnell is alive—He’s ALIVE 😷⚡💥🤖

In local news FM is dead / and in Washington, en Washington no pasa nada

Never mind the reflecting pool, pass the MAYO.

… Over at the Télématines de France Tú TV, Maya and the meufs are FIRED! Issy-Salma-Hayek, it’s a regular coq party on the France Télévisions morning shows. Sources close to the clowns at la Maison de la musique de france24 relay that francemusique literally killed the radio 📻 analog.

… Over at the Aegean Sea, the news that Radio was killed by francemusique came to no surprise to π, what with the recent promotion of the “Tricky Three” in Michoacán and ol’.

 

Can’t Buy Me Love

https ://www .dw .com /eeuu –identifica-al-nuevo-líder-del-cártel-jalisco-nueva-generación/

Run for something.

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Run For Something with Alicia Menendez

In local news, sources close to Troy (Straight of Dardanelles / Gallipoli, Turkey) relay that in Ankara, President Trump cannot stand the way that his Spaniard counterpart reminds him of the man that he (Trump) could not match in anything, especially style.

El Conquistador (Trump) is not.

 

Biscuits! Get your biscuits!

De la Cuétara Cookies, get your sevillanas and Spanish biscuits before the deranged president from them United States veto’s Jacqueline Alemany’s grama’s cookie jar.

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And, Alicia Menendez… how do you like them Translucent 🇵🇭 Guayaberas

🎶 Guayaberas filipinas, Mauricio Babilonia…

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/08/11 /ive-seen-this-turkey-too/

Meanwhile back at The Hague, Rodrigo Duterte is the opening act before Donald John Trump is forced to sit on the accused chair 💺.

 

Ask not what The Philippines can do for you… but what you can do to convict Donald John Trump for crimes against humanity.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Graft_(politics) as understood in the USA is a politician’s authority for personal gain.

Ghost Charge at 30,000 Feet… you paid for this, and they gave you that, hey-hey my-my.

 

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2026/apr/23 /philippines-ex-president-rodrigo-duterte-trial-charges-crimes-against-humanity

Lupita, la negra que todos quieren (Flamenco 💃🏽en Bruselas 👹)

Oh say can you see?

 

¡Qué belgas son estas!?

Over at the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, in BELGIUM, the Alliance is working on a strategy to Make The Nuremberg Trials Great Again, while the Turks from Turkey are perplexed with the claim that a CONVICTED RAPIST (the president of the United States of America) is making about the sexual advances that the hottest right-wing maddona (the prime minister of Italy) is projecting towards Donald’s old deranged ass.

Ich ziehe keine gelbe Kleidung an

 

Sources close to Denmark relay that the aforementioned Sexual Predator (Donald John Trump) continues to use Vladimir Putin’s bravado as a shield on account that Trump does not know how to ride (much less handle) a horse like Vladimir does in all of his propaganda ads.

Des’del Cielo Una Hermosa Mañana

A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena

A song by Misfits (1999) — Helena

 

Her beauty’s so illogical, the beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon just stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame, pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flames

Dance, Helena, dance
Whoa!

On location : romance on The Weekend

… please be advised that Öüï continues to bang the QWERTY on the AZERTY to no avail, —it has, to say the least all been gobbledygook.

Note to editors : please inform your Daft Sirens that Deep Purple is always on the stage at Montreux.

Always, Vania®… always 👗

For context, Charlotte Bibring, of Charlotte Bibring game was high as a kite during last night edition of the Montreux Jazz Festival at la maison de France24 ; her carcajadas gave exactly the kind of recreational SOMA that she was on, and by the joy of her belly laugh it was clear that Charlotte was doing her siren wail on shrooms and weed, the cackle on shrooms and weed is unmistakable, that or la Bibring had multiple orgasms during the show.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /speciale-montreux-jazz-festival

Sandler on the Swift, and that, Jackeline Alemany, is no MYTH. 

 

So, in Paris, France, it’s already the Fifth and Donald John Trump is 3/4’s away from his hitleresque 1000-Year Reich, but only 3 months away from finding out if his Post Office scheme and ICE intimidation tactics will keep The American Experiment from impeaching his corrupt ass once the 2026 midterms are on the books.

La mazorka o algo así 🎹 by Frederick “fucking” Shopping

Tom Pities the fou’ who’s petty with dogs.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mazurkas_(🌽)

Now before Öüï gets started let Mí just say that Eye will stick to needles and by gum, never will another bew-pre-nor-feen pilule rest under my sublingual papila… 40-some hours later my digits are looking qwerty but typing in AZERTY ; food’s nearly starting to go down and god-damn it, beer stills drowns my chest and half of them hops are jetted out off my mouth ; i’ve had bad acid trips but this shit takes the cake… I’ll give this “recreational outing” an 8 out of 10 on the pharmaco-dependencia scale on account that the Oxicontin™️ feeling is still lingeringly sticking around and it’s been a really-really long time since i’ve had that amphetamine sleepless stretch. Overall, if you like your Schedule IV drugs with a masochistic whip, Buprenorphine is your Trixx, kids.

Silly rabbit… Trixx are for kids 🐐

🐰…over at the MS en BC, David French just had a realization : corruption is not relevant when things are going well, when things are in disarray, mister French says, it’s Joe Biden’s fall.

Now, we the staff take this opportunity to confirm that not only must Ewe have a Psalm-singin’ first name like ‘David’ and “french” on the calling card to get away with repentance in a MAGA world using an Evangelical front

If, and only if, youse a Mexican ewe closes ranks and sing La Marseillaise and paint your face like an estúpida “calaverita” on a James 🍸 Bond movie set.

 

Idiom of the THEY : you made your bed? NOW lie on it!

If you’ve never heard of a man called Leon Black, Jefferey Epstein will remind the FACEBOOK crowd that Leon Black ‘actually” pays his taxes, which is more-than-what Mark Zuckerberg can say about how his company handles the safety warnings tags on the mattresses of children using his META thingy on the interwebs.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2026/06/24 /white-house-helped-mark-zuckerberg —and-the-google-ceo-dodge-a-senate-grilling 

We now know… that the mythical Springfield is located in Oh-Hi-Oh, the State with another man’s Jeans 👖.

 

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