Tag Archives: Morante de la Puebla

🎶 Glori’a’dios en las alturas ! Its the Soggy 🇮🇱 Bottom 🇲🇽 Himmelspolizei

… note to editors regarding “las estúpidas calaveritas” :

La Perla Celestial de Marianne

 

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El Paso Matters, y tu mamá también.

 

las estúpidas calaveritas en Mexicolandia son puras pinches momias rayadas, eso sí, muy-pero-muy sagradas, igual que Las ⚽️ Chivas de Anaheim y las “del” Guadalajara.

[ … ] Ewe Slut… why are you up?

… where’s the beef?

Over at the ABQ, it’s a brand new corrida at the Stake 🐂 House in Truth and Consequences, NM.

Hiedes a pura tierra mojada — Documente su animalismo*

Achtung, bay-bee, objects while rendering are closer than Homer’s favorite 🍩 doughnut.

 

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Let’s ask Elena Garro :

La fiesta en Paz en el ruedo de la soledad del Primer Torero porno en Las 🏟 Ventas… ya chole con tus pases.

 

Issy-Even-Better than the real Zepp
Youse—as slippery as an oiled toboggan
Bring it on Home /You’re the real Kream
Even better than the real Krisp,
—Dunk!

Even better than the real Kream.

For the record, i (Armando Segovia) claim ignorance as to when exactly the city of Guadalajara, in Jalisco, México, not La Sierra Morena in España, became known by the nickname of “Guanatos” ; 《 Chihuas 》, for the city of Chihuahua ; 《 Torres 》 for the city of Torreón, and of course《 Juaritos 》 to describe The Mexican side of a Borderplex with 《 El Chuco 》on The Border Patrol side of América i get, but “Guanatos” used as a nickname for the Perla Tapatía (Guadalajara) me suena a mamadas de MOMIAS rayadas, if you’ve ever been to León, Guanajuato, the city where Sheinbaum hails from, i do not get, i do Knot, —get it?

Caca La Jara, caca La Jara… hueles a pura tierra bien meada.

 

Any güey, como dice la canción:

🎶 You’re an accident,
Waiting to happen
Ey hey—Sha la la
Who’s gonna ride your wild ponies?

Prefiero morir de pie, que vivir entre burladeros.

… and starring as Alicia Menendez : Car men

… l’Hispanidad d’Alicia y los diestros, de antemano y con alternancia Car men is a fair use of all media and interventions en la faena de los fachos de España.

… Depravity !!!

…

and Eddie Gloude Jr., do you like Spectacles.

Over at l’Hispaniola Cristobal Colón is asking Rafael Trujillo if he can spell : puuuh³—to

³~. La ache es muda en Pue’lto rhico, y mocha en Cuba.

Hot Chilli Peppers in the Blistering Sun : remember Durango, Larry?

 

And, señora Presidenta, mañana es martes 13 and those little fuckers at your “Bienestar” clinics better not be getting any CANCER on thier little Mexican bodies, who-the-fuck do those kids think that they are, GEORGINA MORENO with universal health care in La France?

Chile verde…

Who am I? I am red but not a commie and definetly not the Little Red Riding Hood, Issy-También-Older than the French Navy and hoy por ser día de tu santo, I am hotter than hell ¿quién soy?

 

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Order de lidia: Veraniego, el toro que se nego a morir de rodillas.

In Local News : Baby You Can Drive My Car, but whatever you do don’t be a DOUCHE! Now enjoy the Carolina Reapers and chase them fuckers with a Young “habanera” or, habanero if Ewe like danger.

Any 🦉 hoot, if you’ve ever had the opportunity to munch on a French torta (lonche de carnitas, if you’ve been to Torreón or El Café Tacuba) just how old were las Tejas del mentado Mercado de Los Bajitos Rojos ?

LAMPARITO follows, right now it’s Aarón “four 🗡 times” Palacio :

for 🐂 context, that sword that Morante de La Puebla (1er tercio) is holding happens to be an estoque, which is the tool that Bob Evans used to fuck up a great novel.

Felipe³ está en barrera de sombra y El Juli a un lado de los burladeros, Hemingway skipped this edition of Romance in Las Ventas.

³~. Felipe de 😇 Calderón Hinojosa.

Palas viejas

For Whom the fachos Toll?

… ○³ for Ceuta mister Wells, for Ceuta. It turns out that the fascists don’t want The Kid to Stay in The Picture.

Anyhow, Le Marché des Enfants Rouges was:

Older than the French Navy (1626) under “his Redness”, Armand Jean du Plessis, and definitely already established by the time that the good Cardinal Richelieu had Urbain Grandier (1634) screaming in pain as he burned at the stake in a place called Loudun, that’s how old those tejas in Paris were considering that the indoor market was constructed in 1615 and demolished last night (after midnight) on the very date that Columbus was saved by l’Hispaniola.

“So it goes”. Over at the 15eme it’s “Goodbye Candy-Apple Red” and “Hello Ruby Rouge Tues-day”

 

Zat you Hitler, or is Vaux le Vicomte actin’ again?

Intermission… “wellness bots” have taken over this post, nothwithstanding worry-knot, our silly gremlins are already entre “el callejón” y “los burladeros” at the Plaza de Toros Monumental in Albuquerque with toros straight from “la puerta de arrastre” connecting to Timbukdu, and y’all know that “La Veronica” is not far, heck!!!

Objects in mirror are closer than Pigalle.

Pascale de La Torre de Los Pinos is even taking on the role of the Wimmin’ in Red.

🔥 if Ewe insists

no insistas Susana… and, Marjolina portenKalten Toros! don’t fret, and here is Y.

Paris is not my home… it is, however, a fauna. fauna… OK, a “fauna FAENA” if the spellchecker wants to play COLLABO.

 

Oh, hi-oH… it’s just Mí, enjoy the pop 🍿 corn.

Up next it’s ‘Youse Knot Gonna Believe who-Eye ran into on his way to Cucamonga’

In local news a guy named MOULIN got his nuts cracked.

Arm-ando a Maradona : from the hip, not the ribs

But first, Eye gots literal Nazis to my Left and Spooks to my Right, so nevermind the Young Turks and thank God for the Young Communists among U.S., period.

You don’t say.

FOR THE RECORD : THE FIRST “AMERICAN” POPE IS NOT ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST… the first AMERICAN pope was JORGE MARIO BERGOGLIO, who happened to be a native of the sister Republic of La Argentina, period! You USONIAN mormonites (sons-of-bitches) on the Morning Joe Show.

also:

Fuck The PRADA-wearing Amazons, send in the Sirens all bunched up in a Mini® clown car dressed like Mimes from MANS, man!

Usonian Executive Terrorist-in-Chief.

 

Good grief… The Tragically Hip

Zohran Mamdani to skip the Met Gala — breaking longstanding NYC mayoral tradition

In local news, Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ José Antonio Morante “de La Puebla” Camacho was gored by the fourth bull of the faena during his comeback corrida from retirement in a place called Sevilla.

 

Where was Öüï? Ah yes, Öüï was in L’anus bonaerense de La Plata disarticulating Maradona just like SETH did with his brother, my friend OSIRIS, any 🦉 hoot, somewhere along the transmission lines and the spectral communication waves (👋🏼), the Geo-positioning thingy mixed the longitud lines on the graticule of this most non-consecuential caricature of Don Quijote de Los Alpes… knot to be confused with Hannibal becuase that’s a different Iberian.

Gas, Mass and, ladies in Gemini : The Ass 🫏. It’s a good thing that Pope Francis I is no longer with US (oh, the humanity), not sure if Bergoglio would have “chosen” to eat ass (literally), his motto was all about Choosing and having Mercy (look it up) but goddamn! Even “Don” Bosco would probably be prompted to say : porca vacca! Che Cazzo?

 

Now, as a result of this mishap with the navigator’s console, Rosinante took a wrong turn in Cucamonga and —SANCHO PANZA !!! Ended up running for his life in an Argentina pampa after a gang of gauchos from the River Plate Boys spotted Sancho’s donkey.

Support your local warmonger

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Next on, “Alicia Menendez, columnist professional.”

It’s a mattress full of Paul and if you claim Gibraltar as your own, the Taxman is gonna get you, RIGHT about now, lowly rosbifs wish they were from Spain, despite the new Nazis celebrating at SAN FERMIN.

Baby yer’ a Rich guy too

From the creators of “El Primer Torero Porno” and the Mexican classic, “Box, Toros y Lucha”, comes the tale of “The First Billionaire Beatle“.

Synopsis: not today. Hoy no hubo Cinéma en fip . fr … Susana Poveda went AWOL and sources close to LA MANCHA say that Pubeda is “pretending” to make ART ROCK, on a LEAR JET in France. It’s a special edtion of “Certains l’Aiment : MONEY”, featuring John Lennon as, “I Told You So, Öüï can get married in Gibraltar“… Just ask, ANA BELEN and that guy she married there :

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… and they’re off 🤓 not to be satisfied with all of their POUNDS, Mann U wins PREMIER League as “Poor Arsenal” goes the way that FURY went³ on number 9, number 9, number 9,…

³~. Struggling.

Baby you are a Rich man… and did anybody catch how  FURY was singing “HELP!” on the ring?

You would not call an NCAA C-USA player an AFL/NFL star now would you?

Details matter… 🐂 ask Nelson Mandela’s sign language interpreter, Barack can confirm, and Katty Kay will surely second D.A.T., period.

Hot Chile Serrano Peppers in The Blistering Sun, the Bull of Rights… Let’s Play Hardball!!!

It’s Campaign in-beds in Eye-Oh-Wa. AXIOS hotties report from the Caucuses.

And, Ex-AP LeMire, this is exactly the motherfucking problem with the Associated Press, anything that is not “american” (according to WASP Destiny logic) is irrelevant, o como dicen les françaises un, “ne importé quoi”, anyhow the word that you fuckers are looking for is:

El Rod Mon Roe… it’s like with the Shriners, they are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners, same with The Matador, all wise guys are matadores, but they have to be “made” to become a Captain of a crew, this is to say, Mika Scarborough, that Öüï don’t need another Cop Show.

NOVILLERO, not “bullfighter”, and Willie Geist, here is why, you son of a bitch:

… because unlike a Rodeo clown, I know how to steer-a-buey. Now Ewe might say that steering is the job of a Rodeo Clown 🤠, that’s a fact, but I do that with Style, and a thing called, balls… which ironically are very fragile, hence the Art Form and not the fucking spectacle.

SIREN ALERT: In a Rachel Maddow Scream

… [E]we get a LINE and Eye get a P.O.L.E.:
and Chris Hayes has the face of the little dot of an EXCLAMATION Dot.
Honey —your Left—
[Chorus Line] go to your left—your right—your Left.

Roe, Roe, Roe your boat.

Roe, Roe, Roe your boat.

The Time is Here:
THE president of USA can shoot a JEWISH person in front of TIMES Square and get away from the Scene of the CRIME without any real Consequences to his new-found THRONE in A.L.A.B.A.M.A.

God Damn it!!!
Try to make it Reel!!
¡Compared to qué?

— “Inherent Contempt,” son. Inherit mother…
— “and the colored girls go:[shut Yo’mouth] Tou Dou, Tou Dou, Tout Doucement.

A ustedes que son grandes poetas

A ustedes que son grandes poetas… vengan y háganme una gran ¡[bleeped]!!!:9297E154-8AFE-4286-B94E-B46E05DB343F •—!—• All In at The Last Hour.

ISSY, David Jaggar:
Alanis Morrisette is Ironic,
but the F.L.Y. in her fucking wine glass was not.

You fucking winers.