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Mama Fiera 🇪🇸 y la paja voladora 🇲🇽 presenta:

Hey, Greece!!! Stop pandering. Fuck LOVE!

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Never mind Turkey because relatively speaking, Ankara is what EL PARTIDO REVOLUCIONARIO INSTITUCIONAL in Mexico is to these handsome fellows³ in FRANCE.

³~. https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Hey, Mika… this is what Frida Kahlo looked like before she turned into a puta*

*~. Frida, has, become a commercial INVESTMENT, right? Or, am I threading on MADISON Ave., and should tell Maria Hinojosa to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Una producción de Machete Amellado y El Piolín por La Magnana de La  Culture Rapide à Belleville

Orages en Orange.

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Now before, Denisa Kerschova départs for ROMA, Öüï (that motherfucker) asks for a little Axl 🌹and a lot of ammo 🥃 because in Sonora one can’t really trust the WaWa.

Roman jokes:

Support your SHARIFF… Eye guarantee that SHARIFF will like it.

Ombres seulement… The musical.

La paciencia is nuttin’ but a cold Alesian pizza 🍕

… Metro 🚇 XIV, then take The NATIONAL route to Bretagne… TALIA OLVERA y los amigos de Gilberto Bosques en la ciudad universitaria de Paris will direct you to the Consul.

“Two minutes Turkish”… In the mean time Bugger-Off!

David Jaggard walks into La Bellevilloise all Lit Up and swallows a diamond, hilarity ensues when he… wait for it, wait…

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… Sponsored by “El Jabón del Perro Agradecido de la Calle Stanton,” del Segundo Barrio en El Chuco… and if you silifag®️ users knew what that Pancho Villa frame on your silly little stage meant then, maybe—just maybe, María Sabina would not mind gracing your MErCeDes en La Renault.

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“Comcast [comma] our overlords.”

Nothing like expressing yourself …on the interwebs.

Lunes, 9 de mayo [el día de Europa] 2016
por: Staff

Juebebes, cinco-de-mayo-2016

“You’ve got to pick up every stitch…”  |   Well, almost every  “stitch”  as my English is not British enough to audition for the role of “Male” in Paris, and i happen to be way too ugly to pass for a “Female model [as required]. Still, i gave  the beatniks  the open-mic gig a try and  so  i  volunteered  for  a  night.  On that particular Thursday Carla Drysdale* was the star of the night; but no offense, and for the purpose of empathising with Maddow’s existential angst**— Moe just happened to have hit all the right notes… and just for the record: i’ll take 100 Seasons of a witch*** to one single Donald Trump presidential term [just saying]. Remember America [sin acento] come January 2016 2017, you’ll get the government that you deserve.

In the next segment: Bernie Sanders asks Mr. Peacock’s emissary: who’s your daddy?… stayed tuned for more Comcast news and analysis. Right now, here’s Senator Al Franken, moonlighting as Moe [in Paris]:


Moe:  ex-pat [correction…] expat,  poet,   crooner ,  serenader, and  through  no  fault of his own an involuntary Al Franken doppelganger. Live from Paris… it’s Open Mic at Culture Rapide.

 

"Madness, they call it madness."

“Madness, they call it madness.” Via: One Step Beyond… http ://www .madness .co .uk

 

* PLU Open Mic featuring Carla Drysdale, via: http ://parislitup .com /plu-open-mic-featuring-carla-drysdale/

** TRMS, “Last one to leave please turn out the lights.” Vía: http ://www .msnbc .com /rachel-maddow /watch /maddow-performs-anti-trump-republican-anguish -680435779743

*** Donovan in the voice of Julie D. Vía: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?  v= dCKZPEleI-U