Category Archives: Etc.

Key word here, “The first time I saw bums was when I arrived in Paris”

THE LOOK-ALIKE SHOW in “Le France libre”

Cellos for peace with an ex-Exodus monster look-alike… INONDATIONS in Hilo, Hawaii, follow.

Now, Yesterday… Eye shot the Sheriff with an AFROMAN, and to They (in HAWAII), today I ROCKED your MAGA Hero.

I Buried TITUS

The Sociology is a Martial Art… and Kung Fu is disco dancing with a China man.

Pineapple goes here [🍕] and it’s just as good when the slice is cold ; irregardless Mme. MERCIER, that’s the difference between AGENCY and your husband’s BRAND.

https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2026/03/20 /etre-un-clochard-est-un-choix-de-vie-helene-mercier-arnault-epouse-de-bernard-arnault-suscite-lindignation-apres-ses-propos-sur-les-sdf

What I Got : a fucking slob in high places… Issy-Those-Are “ugly candles” on that birthday cake. This is to say, Mme. MERCIER, and I CAN ASSURE YOU that as the first Made-in-France refugee, you find “clochards” in all walks of life (including) those places where NOBODY dares to talk about Jeffrey Epstein in FRANCE… sante [ 🥂 ] Mme. Mercier, —sante!

Entonces pues, this is fucking SUBLIME… Eye ain’t got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars Issy-I-spent it all.

https ://www .politicspa .com /fetterman-breaks-again-with-dems-advances-mullin-for-dhs

And whomever is programming tonight’s fip-a-jazz, I Got Something for Your Punk Ass!

CARLOS is DEAD

Walk this way, Ranger.

🎶 In Other Words : an Eternity of Darkness for your ZIONIST 🇮🇱 ass, Chuckie.

And, Alicia Menéndez… They time TV???

¡Ay, Chabela!

Spring Breakers economy in Cancún… 1280 flights 🛬 landed this weekend in the Ted Cruz’ family TimeShare paradise.

 

Al mirar tus lindos ojos y mirar tus lindas formas

https ://thecancunsun .com /spring-break-surges-in-cancun-with-1280-flights-over-the-weekend/

Ur-ZULA — Cien Años ¿dónde está MA-condo?

Yo me digo:

¡Ay, Chabela!

“A complete disrespect to the process”.

But seriously, Alicia Menendez, why? Why would Sweet Simone bring up her Daddy Issues onto the Russert kid’s shoulder? Why?

In Washington… Alicia, yet again, is kicked out off the table.

If i had a page for every post here, i could stand next to the antenna on top of the Eiffel Tower too.

And now, the moment Ewe’ve all been waiting 4 ♠️

A Whole lotta Fuckery going On, and then there’s the Baseball angle inside of Nicolás Maduro’s jail cell in Manhattan.

It’s Time To Say Goodbye… Arepa 🫓 beats Marinara 🍝 Sauce… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

But seriously Volks, who da’Fuck is Nino Ferrer and who told that prick to go crazy with the cheese-whiz on them cornichons? But most importantly, what-with-all of Donald John Trump’s call-for-help in that fucking STRAIGHT  [1♠️, 2 ♠️, 3♠️, 4♠️]  in Iran, ain’t it a Bitch when your team goes beyond the call of Aaron Judge’s “ringraziamentos” to make an example out of Mexicans only to be relegated to the 3rd place in the tournament of beis⚾.

Trump Gestapo-wannabe chief Greg Bovino to retire, the “commander-at-large” leaves with the backbents of his Nazi-looking trench 🧥 coat between his legs.

The GWAR on ‘Tiques Report… A History of FAKE valor on The Trump beeping sound on MS NOW BC 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟 beep 📟… 🇨🇺

 

Park life… looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy with Blur in the Seine.

Ol’ the peep ol’ — so many peep ol’ 🩸

 

Sources close to Ithica relay that indeed, “goddamn right it’s a beautiful day » period! And if Ewe’s been paying Attention then you know that NOW is time to go back to Los Feliz where Griffith J. Griffith is off-course looking at the stars.

Hoy no hubo poli-ticks… only Italian Meatballs without a Country en Venecia Beach.

And, Katty Kay, is that deep green youse wearing the same shade like the one that Al Pacino wore on/in Serpico?

La Espada de Bolívar, ahora en Castellano

Note to Eugene Daniels: act yo’Age not your shoe size 💋

https ://www .theguardian .com /2025/dec/19 /chile-jose-antonio-kast-pinochet :

The fact that a Pinochet admirer won shows that the current generation has forgotten or does not know enough about the horrific crimes committed during the dictatorship.”

En Chile, al chile yo (Armando Segovia) siempre lo he dicho, en Chile no hay memoria. En Chile hay puro Discurso chileno. 🇨🇱 It’s like they are almost Texans, if the blue square swings to the right-bottom of the thick red horizontal bar (with the Lone Star shifted down to center) or, Polish if the Lone Star square is completely White-ed-out like so 🇵🇱. Either way, Chileans have no memory since the days when Bob Evans could make a call from PARAMOUNT to the State Department and have Kissinger on the phone in less than the fifteen minutes of Fame of a POLITICAL SPEECH at The Oscars.

… para la memoria pues : Just for fun, said Trump to the PARAMOUNT exec, get me the head of Speedy González.

 

En fin… the Secretary of Health and Human Services just went into the bathroom, hurry up and Ketch-up, and don’t let Pablo Neruda readers “get behind the 8 ball” on account that the Secretary is on his way to the loo 🚽 and y’all know that the motherfucker snorts that shit straight from the toilet seat.

🎱~. https ://www .npr .org /2025/11/19 /poll-democrats-republicans-trump-approval-inflation

As a child during family reunions, RFK Jr. would lick all of the lollipops in front of his little cousins knowing damn well that Caroline, and the rest of the functional Kennedys, wouldn’t touch the kiddie treats, leaving little Robert with all the spoils of germ warfare.

Over at the Juanita Tolivar³ show, it’s “Not Now Simón”. The story of how the letter T shunt the letter S in Juanita’s name.

https ://www .npr .org /2025/04/13 /save-act-married-women-vote-rights-explained

³~. Sorry if Eye mispelled your name, Juanita Tolliver ; it’s for artisinal purposes meaning that it’s a win-win sort’a situation.

 

Eye ran and they insist that Knot until Barbara sings

Öüï, they, and Évry French agree, Mr. President…

White Night follows, with very Special Guest : KREATOR and EXODUS… plenty of Carcass-es—ese so don’t forget the NAILS 🤘🏼.

 

It ain’t over until the Phat Lady sings.

Meanwhile in Hell, Joe Scarborough supports “Marco Rubio for President,” and the Yankees beat Mexico with the aid of Bean town.

“Hostis Humani Generis”… Vivimus aetate qua societas divisionibus et inimicitiis imbuta videtur, ubi satis est aliter esse ut in conspectum venias. Gary Holt, loquens cum Periodico Metalliano, n. CLI, Februario/Martio MMXXVI³


³~. Pig Latin translation courtesy of Deepl 

P. 49 … We live in an epoch where society seems saturated with divisions and hostility, where all it takes is to be different to become a target. Gary Holt speaking to Metallian Magazine, n° 151 February/Mars 2026.

Banned from YouTube, like a cheap Peso Pluma narco corrido en Siempre en Domingo con Raúl Velasco (75020).

 

Up next : Prom Queen Carcass from Ridgemont High… starring Sean Penn as the White “pusher”.

 

Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

https ://www .gannett-cdn .com /2026/03/05 /USAT /vpc-marine-removed-from-congressional-hearing

These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Tonight on Oompa Loompa sax 🎷 it’s the hold your horses Marjo Show

Bad news for Jackie Alemany in D.C. on account that Donald just placed the PA’Ellas on the restricted substances act of 5 minutes ago…

Attention shoppers, the president of the united states in América is 🤠 rolling back prices on Bavarian sauerkraut, Greek feta, and all of the stinky cheese [that] you motherfucking hillbillies can handle.

Patatas Bravas will carry a five-year sentance of daily grits from the Cracker Barrel.

Sources close to El Manicero relay that the Cha-Cha is included under the LITTLE marco Rubio rider. Anyone or anywho caught listening to the Buena Vista Social Club will be shot on sight and the documentary rights for the agression against an I.C.E. agent will be commissioned to Ry Cooder and that guy, Burns, of Baseball 🎥 fame

Captivos y pecadores… Matt Busby, dig it

But first! Eye is up, GÜEY, too early because Öüï had to walk Eugene Daniels and his pooch.

It took a day in the life of Cyprus 🇨🇾 but the BBC can now relay that yes, the Rosbifs 🇬🇧 will allow the use of their bases next to Aphrodite’s birthrock near Limassol in order to facilitate Netanyahou’s 🇮🇱  peace 🕊️ prize ⚔️ crusade.

https ://www .bbc .com /at-least-153-dead-after-reported-strike-on-school-Iran says.

To They in South Africa.

 

In Washington, Marie Gentric just graduated from l’image de France to the silhouette of The District, but that’s only because the Frogs have agreed to help Benjamin Netanyahou erase the “memories” of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald John Trump.

F-15E pilot was trained at the Dick Cheney Shooting School of Desert Storm.

 

And isn’t it ironic, David Ignatius, that just when the Iran national football team got a ticket for the FIFA World Cup, the death of 100-plus school girls in Tehran janks the boarding pass-over-to L.A.? Isn’t it, David Ignatius? Isn’t, IT!, ironic?

It’s way too early for sherry.

Note to Elise Jordan : not now Jordania, but if the Epic Distraction of The Epstein Files continues for more than 6 weeks you too may jump in with your fashion statement on the Morjo Show… nice collar you got there, big enough for a row of stars.

… and in the role of William Strannix, Luc Freelong

— Daffy… Porky Pig… Little red fucker with the mustache…

And ushering MARS in France is non other than our “Acapulco Gold” on the BFMTV scene, Claire Fleury : Juanita… eventually, as time went by, Saturday Morning Cartoons and my favorite cereal in a 🥣 (fruit-loops and Cinnamon bran) got a lot more nuanced when Juanita entered In My Life.

 

All of my life… Saturday morning cartoons. The best.

🎵 Cuni cuni cantaba la rana
     y echaba las coplas de la Marihuana

Over at the Susana PuBeda movie minute, Marjolena Porten Kaltencartoons, relays that a re-make of the 1992 VHS 📼 hit “Under Siege” in animated version, is set to roll ; Steven Segal will be played by Charlie Le Coq (Foghorn 🐔 Leghorn).

Chance favors the animated mind.

Playmate Bunny role of Erika Eleniak will be jumping out of a cake in a Jessica Wabbit’s body spray.