Tag Archives: Eyes Wide Shut — Helena

Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

It’s just another fucking Monday

Lait français — FOCH you William II… VP’s wife abuse bullying comes courtesy of The 🇬🇧 Guardian, no thanks to the fucking “child molesting” BBC³.

 

³~. Profile: Jimmy Savile, the type of “editing” that Trump wants from the BBC

Coming up on “It goes to show you never can tell”, pre-tween sex doll retailer Shein, draws 50,000-plus people in five days at paris’ BHV

The men are running to Shein, only in theaters.

 

… and not that it matters (anymore, it seems) tomorrow is Armistice Tuesday, on that day at the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, royalty began to lose all of it’s ZAMUNDA charm in Western-style democracies, 107 years later gold trimmings and the SS-Totenkopfverbände in Chicago and across Chuck Berry’s “promise land” seem to be making a comeback :

I want my Toten Hosen and Another Brick on The Wall

 

perhaps it’s the nostalgia of “the roaring 20’s” at Mar-a-Lago, either way, it appears that the U.S. Senate democrats are a bunch of pussies or maybe, just maybe Minority House Leader, Hakim Jefferies, is felling left out with Mayor-elect Mamdani’s stance on how to take on the Nazi playbook of Donald John Trump and his satraps across stolen indigenous lands.

This guy took Spanish in High School, and he got a D– (Dee minus).

 

For the record, Öüï highlights mister Hakeem (sorry if Eye mispelled your name) Jefferies on account that Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer is the pussy-molded face of MAINE Republican senator, Susan Collins.

…

Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /Stanley_Kubrick /can_someone_please_explain_to_me_the_eyes_wide_shut_closing_scene/

— Is She in? [Valentín]

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /enfin-reunis

— Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morena–francia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : …