Not to be outdone by Mayor Bill The Blasio, Mathilda’s former favorite son moved the opening taunt date for La Île-de-France from June the FO’ist to the 19th of Mayo… « pass the Ketch-up » , said Hidalgo.
… [F]rom our continuing saga, ISSY—a picture without context es una vil mamada de menta.
Dear, Sen. Scarborough… remember when the entire Brian Williams “network” shut-Mí Down, before “the Wallace” even conceived the idea of an 11th Hour, [way back]when Eye questioned what professor Eddie Gloude Jr., calls “the lie” of Exceptionality?
As the “network” toasts professor Gloude’s new book, please say hello to the Buzzfeed crowd as them little bubbles tickles your vocal chords.
Volare… nel Frank, no Disneyland~Paris for you, period
Meanwhile in Brussels: what a surprise, “it’s like, nobody knew it could happen”, with Donald Trump and Apocalypto López Obredor. Directed by Mel Gibson.
Anyhow, Congressman Joe, please stand-by for July… in the meantime Katy Kur is wondering if the postal service is going to be able to deliver the voting–by–mail election forms to the voters and, will the turnaround of the properly completed forms to wherever these need to go? Who knows, that’s still developing.
Over on Deadline White House, Nicolle Wallace just revealed that no one can voodoo the voodoo
like Heidi can do. Sincerely : The Leakers!
“I’m seeing a nice lady who works the unmentionables counter at Macy’s…”, cancel the breakfast.
The Gravity Argument .::. 054E129C-6422-407A-9810-F8837B021F0E 🏄🏽♂️ Over at the Know Your Value symposium, Donald John Trump was thinking of adding Round Fourth (it’s symbolic, of course) the Law set the terminal velocity at 3, not on the Fourth. —_•!•_— In context, the cyber-reporting Amazona has a point, she had signed-up to do Three, and not the fourth, which the Writers at “El Halcón*” your trusted source of Lucha Libre news, can go down on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. rebuttal from the amazon, dicho de otra manera, Mika, we dig Shannon’s hold’it! D.A.R.E. now.
Shannon Pettypiece broke the 4th Rope (wall/barrier) and Eddie Gloude Jr., of course, was looking the other way, as if “inviting this particular Situation”.
https ://www .thedailybeast .com /people-are-finally-starting-to-see-the-real-ellen-degeneres-and-it-isnt-pretty THE MASK
Elective Surgery in Covid–19 times .::. 35C31555-576A-496A-B884-030A6E2AF63D 🏄🏽♂️ Previously on, “Zippy–ri doo-dah” Fletcher M. Fletch was on his way to Tupelo, Mississippi to see about a possible deal with ULTRA LIGHT INFUSED tobacco for the French, when all of a sudden, Ellen Degeneres in the role of annoying passenger Cindy Maysample, interrupted a Swing Low Sweet Chariots moment. 🏚 In this “photoplay” Ellen Degeneres abruptly awakens Fletcher M. Fletch only to inform him that she is flying back home to Selma, Alabama (from El Ey) after having some unnecessary elective surgery during the height of the respirator shortages across the U.S.A., she goes on to say that she can’t wait to head over to Montgomery and participate in the Betsy Devos sponsored protests against the “Stay–in–place / Shelter–at–Home” quarantines. “It will be like when Dr. MLK marched for civil rights,” she boasted.
Sponsor’s plug: Eddie Gloude’s Jr. Tie (Corbata) is available at Foot Lock Her; Foot Lock Her, where NIKE®️ Divas faces (masks) are eaten (ripped) by Pumas. Talk about it, converse about, it! Just like Adidas Mr. Sauconey (Jazz Line) was checking out Wilson’s Hand.
—Over in Nantucket, Cousin Joe wants Mika’s mom (his belle-maman) to resume her normal life and get back to college… or something like D.A.T..
Meanwhile, over at the Associated Press, today’s tie is a gift from Goodwill’s off–the–rack specials; shop now! The Early Summer blow–out is happening right now, and all new arrivals have been treated for the Covid–19 left behind by their recently departed owners. The GOODWILL’s clothes rack, “it’s like a box of chocolates“, mr. Wilson.