Not to be repetitive, but… guess who’s coming to dinner³

³~. Bring your own fucking spoon :

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/11/05 /page-2-tuesdays-gone/

Eat The Poor, jail the weak, and Uncle Albert, pardon my French 🍾.

 

It’s an interesting time to visit México, in 7 days the repeat of “la primavera mexicana” de 2011 will spill onto la gran mancha urbana de la CDMX (Ciudad de México) and much like in 2011 the people out on the streets will be pure of heart, soul, and of course spirit with only one difference, instead of being left-from-center radicals they will be right-from-center extremists. Don’t take my word for it, just listen to the music, El Gran Señor Zopilote invita :

Objects on Discogs are closer than they appear.

 

Don’t believe the hype, believe the OPUS DEI and them LÉGIONNAIRES du CHRIST.

Breaking news, by virtue of an Executive Order, president Donald John Trump has ordered the Vatican to annul the excommunication of father Marcial Maciel, the order also instructs Stephen Miller to send all of the victims of father Maciel to the same BMW-fabricated ovens to which his parents closest relatives (Stephen 🇮🇱 Miller, not Donald John ⚒️ Trump’s parents) and friends were sent to burn.

Objects in Colorado are closer than they appear.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2010/01/04 /les-multiples-vies-du-pere-maciel

32:10… Jon Batiste réinvente avec génie l’americana at Boutrebie³

³.~ CASVP¹ o como dicen los árabes Salami Lack Al Ickum : stay human motherfuckers.

¹~. Centre d’Action Sociale de la Ville de Paris (AURORA).

The Gall, Jeanne CherHalAl 🚬 The Gall!

🎹… go ahead cut my head-off… during la Nuit Blanche on a CARAVAN 🎶

We are all amigos, bitch… have a grec 🌯, I’ll buy  you A fucking Arab burrito.

Off-course on the menu… 🥣 Leave The Soup, take the resto-card.

“you might as well  not show your face here tomorrow”…

The Kitchen Guard after i (Armando Segovia) demanded a spoon for my bowl of soup.

Apparently, the kitchen security guard holds the guillotine at Saint Michel-de-Boutrebie, casi esquina con Le Cluny.

Like i’d said Madame Hidalgo, “stay human” or turn your security guards into Donald Trump’s I.C.E. dogs with no soul 🥣 for my bowl.

Give a prick a number as a name tag and he’ll think that he is the AMOBINABLE KITCHEN GUARD.

Internaize this Charlotte Bibring :

Don’t take it personal… but a “french taco” ain’t nothing but a Mexican burrito, and an Arab tortilla is that thing that the Libanese’s use to wrap a Shawarma. Olé 💃🏼.

En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta).

Dieu Dans Les Marges… Judas did nothing wrong, Peter, Paul, and Ewe Slut—Mary

Don’t wait for Faith, bitch went on Holy-day… because she’s living in a Material World, so nevermind Ne Me Quite Pas, yo tengo otros quites 🐂 y la verónica doesn’t mind. La Verónica does not do SELECTIVE AMNESIA, —nigger… so much for the “good news”.

Issy-Jon-Batiste y tu Americana-en-Seine… is life worth living or should i blast myself…

🪞 Now that’s some lyrical dissonance on Live à fip, Eye got’s love for your piano (negro) but Öüï can never go nowhere unless we share with each other… learn to see Mí as a brother instead as a too distant stranger on a separate lane to your Big Money (nigger) Aleluya.

No More : I’m falling to pieces ✝️

Ketch-up… 🧅 a decent PRE-si-Dent. … Goooo, Sabrina.

Because, JESUS HEALED the cripples, aleluya Eye loves Ewe so.

Goooo, Gavin.

Take it to that cripple-fuck! FUCK YEAH 👍🏼

FUCK AUSTIN AND ITS CITY LIMITS TOO.

GO Gaaaaavin.

Issy-Eye-Can’t Get No

Satisfaction.

Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /Stanley_Kubrick /can_someone_please_explain_to_me_the_eyes_wide_shut_closing_scene/

Is She in? [Valentín]

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /enfin-reunis

Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morenafrancia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : 

Note to editors, and James Carville, professor at LSU³

³~. USMC, in other words, “U Suck My Cock”… Goooo, ARMY.

Over at 30 Rock, Mika’s Moving Out… and if that’s what it’s all about — let’s go to a Piano Bar.

For context, Professor Carville is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, which means that the cock sucker was born in San Diego, California, by virtue of Camp Pendleton ; as for Mí, myself and, Eye, Öüï are Tank Operators from the Commonwealth of Kentucky…

Any 🦉 hoot, Chris Matthews… “Let’s play hardball,” but first allow Mí, to breakdown the LEGEND beneath Morning Star at La Samaritain (knot in the Gospels but on la bendita rue de Rivoli). It goes like this : one, tú, tree, fo!

It’s very easy if youse not into simplicity, really, all you have to do is play last night’s Club Jazz-a-fip (the podcast link is on yesterday’s short story) just click on the link and match (or synch) the time of each revision to what was being said trough the Sirens microphone.

That’s it! Easy.

Gracias a Dios es Wednesday (Sabrina in the Spanish-speaking world)

Öüï now returns to the liberation of Marjolena Kalten-porten microphone and the farewell to Güï Güï l’Impératrice.

https ://www. radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /passage-de-relai

Objects in mirror are closer than Sicily.

But first, a little recent history… not long ago on the East-side of the Marie Bridge between the Cité d’Arts and l’îlle de Saint-Louis there stood a child-size sculpture of a full-grown devil. Old Nick was dressed in formal attire, frock and all minus the top hat (perhaps to put emphasis en los cuernos d’ese chamuco). The figure stood in one of the three niches, the middle one and Lucifer faced West, and if you’ve ever been experienced ∴ then you know that when a boat passes underneath The Pont Marie, and a couple kisses they are in fact engaging in an old Masonic ritual. It’s a passage ritual, really, before you get to the Occident as you sail (in this case) from the Orient you must kiss the devil’s ass before you see the Best, which of course is The West.

Secrets in Plain Sight

Negotiations for Marjo’s release fell when the malevolent Denis Soula, a two-bit kaporal looking to impress the minister of war ignored the orders to stand down as the ¿A Poco Sí? Gallactic ship approached the mini moon.

The no-turning back zone

 

Kaporal’s Soula skirmish almost ruined the terms of the prisoners exchange, which of course sent the distinguished gunner of the ¿A Poco Sí?, Sensei del Toro into an unusual rage but for good reason, Sensei del Toro spent the previous 24 hours trying to secure the Tower of London, but the Sheriff in Arizona would not open a channel of communication what-with the Government Shutting down in the entire U.S.A. it became imposible to secure a prison to hold Luc Frelong. Güï Güi l’impératrice insisted that the liberating party provided the jail in which Luc would be held until The Seattle Mariners made it to the World ⚾ Series or the year when the mini-moon was scheduled to leave Earth’s orbit (which ever happened first).

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

Corporal Marley volunteered to shot the sheriff, but The rasta-fucker would not shoot the deputy, and so Sensei del Toro improvised a daring move and headed over to Indio, California… Sensei del Toro had some friends there who hit the peyote like  crackheads hit Rock Cocaine in Compton.

It’s a human number… Iron Maiden, pero sí, more understanding than a cunt… right back at you l’impératrice 💋.

Naturally, Sensei del Toro had to slow time to an almost stand-still if he wanted to hit the mescaline, secure a prison for Luc and make it in time to meet the end of the bargain with the Evil Güï Güï…

Meanwhile, as that shit developed in Indio, California, the Brave Sirius had to deal with Kaporal Soula’s protagonismo in space.

Short-story long, Alcatraz was out of the question, Donald Trump was adamant on re-opening that joint to house niggers and wetbacks, and other assorted undesirables in The U.S.A., but lucky for Sensei del Toro there was an old California Pinto League parolee sipping on Gin-and-Mezcaline who suggested TRACEY, which coincidentally was free for auction following Governor Newsome re-districting scheme to respond to the Texas organized re-districting grab-ass.

Prison for sale… must take all of the pintos that are housed and serving time within. The price is a real steal : $1000 U.S. or a dozen oysters from Scots in London.

The brochure looked promising and so to Tracey it was that Sensei del Toro and his band of Ragamuffin Buffalo Soldiers went.

Page 2 ; Tuesday’s Gone

Scots is not your average Long John Silver’s, you woke peons… meanwhile across U.S. military bases in Germany, USAREUR is advising soldiers and their dependents to go to food banks because the PX³ is not a benevolent opération. Marines at the Embassy in Frankfurt got coupons to Scots and a 4-day holiday weekend. Semper-Fi.

https://m.youtube.com/watch James Carville is a fag.

³~. For the un-initiated, such as “our brave commander-in-chief”, the PX, or post exchange is the designated area where a big name contractor such as Wal-Mart or Halliburton get a 10 to 20 year contract with the Pentagon to act like the base supermarket.

But first a message to Piers Morgan on Morning Joe : fuck you and James Carville, nice segue from the affordability crisis to your $1000 U.S. bet and a dinner at exclusive rosbif restaurant (where they serve French food)… but most of all FUCK YOU and your intellectual honestly for suggesting or hinting about retroactively giving Charlie Kirk a more honorable life in order to accommodate the words ‘tragedy’ and the familiar phrase, “our thoughts and prayers are with his wife³”, case-in-point, if Stephen Miller was shot in the neck right now I (Armando Segovia) would do a shimmy dance and I would open a bottle of STANDARD FRENCH SUPERMARKET red wine 🍷 and chug a drink straight from the bottle to celebrate his “tragic” passing… my thoughts and prayers would be, appropriately, with his wife.

Dear Piers Morgan… Spanish-style bullfighting (not that redneck 8-second cowboy bullshit) should be an Olympic sport where men and women compete in the same arena.

Piers Morgan is a woke mongerer.

Last night’s shift in MADISONIAN politics means Jacques Didley-Squat if the Trump appointed majority in The Supreme Court of The United States uphold Stephen Millers policy to detain brown-skinned people who Speak to Mí in Spanish, additionally Joe Scarborough, fuck you and that Israeli zealot from the Israeli Anti-defamation League, Jonathan Greenblatt, who is spewing hate on the recently-elected Mayor of Manhattan and all of the other Boroughs that make The Great Apple, great.

If Eye Eva’ Lose This Heaven

And Reverend Al Sharpton, what a condescending way for that prick Greenblatt, to suggest “how you have grown” after he shitted from an F-16 on New Yorkers on Morning Joe. What a cunt, the worst of David’s 🇮🇱 KLAN.

I dare you Joe Scarborough, to bring in your “star” mentalist³

³~. Oz Pearlman… bring him to Mí—Eye double-fucking dare you, —bitch.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/01/21 /and-katty-kay-in-spite-of-all-the-theynger³/

Quand on arrive en ville.

Issy–les–Mentalists

I can see for Miles, for Charlie, and off-Course, Max… now pass the roach, and don’t Ewe Bogart that Joint.

Lucifer Rising… if you think that God or Allah had anything to do with this particular liberation, then Ewe know Didley-squat about the details.

 

Eye tell one thing Willie Geist, Antonio Sánchez Is the fore-bearer to Gonzo 🥁, but yes Cousin Joe, The Beatles became The Beatles when Ringo found out that that bitch had The Devil in Her Heart.

Musical interlude:

You are welcome, Governor Newsome… París followed.

Rue Gabriel, 75008

Bitch’s got Jesus in her heart, or how Charlie Kirk learned to love rolling in his grave while his widow is eyeing a potential First Lady replacement for 2028 if Donald decides to not Run.

… and now, Page 2.

Güï Güï 📢 Resistance is FUTILE… give up the Marjo, you may keep the mayo, pass the ketch-up

Happening somewhere between the Southeast quadrant between the Pont Marie (the most romantic of all the bridges in Paris) and the full moon above, a battle to liberate Marjolena Kalten-porten Star Galactica is about to take place.

Bo knows Jacques
and
Paris knows Didley
about Iran

Lucifer Rising on the harp 🪉

 

39 theys after the evil l’Impératrice locked la flaca de Siren Central the insurgent starship “¿A Poco Sí?” reached the no-turning-back point and the crew waits for the response from the aforementioned Güï Güï, will the bad-motherfucker Flore (as she is affectionately referred to by her lackies) accept a prisoner exchange?

https ://www .bbc.com /news /articles / iran releases-two-french-nationals-from-detention

The ¿A Poco Sí? commander offered Luc Frelong in exchange for the good Marjolaine Kalten-porten trapped in space.

Will the Brave SIRIUS unload on that host, or will this be a peaceful transition to Wednesday when TUESDAY’S GONE?

Standard Mexican editing

If you see the mouse 🐭 wave 👋🏼 because Mika’s gonna get the vapours, but don’t worry about it she (Mika) is drinking tea de TILA (look it up).

Why the Mexican president refuses to restart the drug war despite mayor’s assassination

 

https ://www .latimes .com /2025-11-03 /sheinbaum-no-return-to-war-on-drugs-following-mayors-assassination

Breaking the news :

The great influencer. Sources close to Dominique de Villepin in Casablanca relay that the former French Prime Minister, will be sending a box of 2003 Beaujolais from the Burgandy region of SAN DIEGO.

 

Darth Vader is dead (Yeah!)

Vader, perhaps the most influential of the Bush 43 administration bamboozled General Colin Power to convince the United Nations Security Council for approval to invade Irak following the September 11 attacks in 2001, thus forever dimming America’s beacon of hope in Western Democracy loving countries. Vader is solely responsible for the surge of French Wine sales at Safeway’s and Wal-Mart’s across the United States in América.

… and in the end, the wine you get, is equal to the mess you made.

 

… go ahead, Joe Scarborough, wash away the “what if’s” with a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20.

The Arc of Vader

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