Vamos a los toros, con Edward Burnett Tylor en Anáhuac

Bo knew Bull — Burnett knew Jack Didley-squat about La Fiesta (de Paz ; chapter II de El Laberinto de Alberto Camus)

6 de Do’Mec 6

The French Landlord de Pachuca, featuring a “el 🫰🏼 mozo” de « las embajadoras » de Don Jorge Saldaña (Banderilla, Veracruz) en el festival de María 🪇🎺 Schis en Belleville. La China Poblana de Montrouge 💃🏼 —invita.

 

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In this section of our most non-consequential blog, Marcelo Ebrard (for obvious reasons³) plays the role of a “French snob” as he leads Los 🦟 Enanitos 🦟 Toreros de Manuel 🦟 Valls. Olé, mosquitos, Olé.

Sicario incomprendido… Andalucía de los quintos patios y La Chingada, Chiapas.

 

Y hoy por ser día de tu santo, vamos pues a robar Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas, but you are going to have to get through PEÑOLES first.

 

“Quiet piggy”… The Crowned Pig is supreme

The Crowned Prince is so supreme, that he got away with his daddy, the king, bringing-down The ✈️ WTC 💥 and George W. Bush then sent all of his clan back to Saudi 🛩️ Arabia on luxury jets.

Don buried Jeff, and Trump brought the “cranberry sauce”.

 

The Crowned Prince is sooooo, soup-REM, that “Monster” ain’t got nothing on an Orange Crush in Vietnam.

Rocha’s Angeles

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2025/nov/17 /far-right-candidate-jose-antonio-kast-favourite-to-become-chiles-next-president-after-first-round-vote

Pinochet… the scariest totalitarian, outside of Acapulco, off-course.

Trans-as-Musicales y una Diana a l’Adelita

The WAR Room: no fighting.

Perote-in-Veracruz : 12 hours and one morning burrito later.

 

And knot to be outdone by the strike-loving FIP specials, the internet decided to take a break, and so will Öüï… hoy no hubo Jazz on account that Mac The Knife cut the cloud.

https ://www .bbc .com /news /cloudflare-presente-ses-excuses-pour-la-panne-qui-a-rendu-indisponibles-les-services-X-et-chatgpt

Good night, gonna go hunt for a meal now.

Wonder not, Marjo… follow the Sun : go West

Estoy hasta las Campanas, Avi Velshi… Hasta las campanas!!!

 

Stay off the Perote-in-Veracruz, road 🛣️ lot’s of bandits there. Banderilla is not that great but it will get you to Orizaba in no time ; from there it’s just a shot away to Anáhuac… don’t forget to bring a towel.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /speciales – fip

Can you dig it? If you dew stay away from Jean-Louis Bro’sardo and that Bibring, one is a fag and the other is queer… de cualquier manera give Polly a porkpie hat, you Cracker.

Hey, Apolline de Malherbe let’s go to Mexico

De Pachuca a Birmingham… context for Patrick Sébastien (in between the snapshots) follows… but first, i must finish what Eye started on the 13th of The Running Month (man) which is to finish our excursion into the Louvre, indeed Cousin Joe, in•Deed motherfucker 🫰🏼 I must take Avi Velshi to the Louvre and perhaps you’ll get to see the parallelism of the production, I mean it sure seems to Mí that the MSNOW crew at Times Square is lagging behind our “Revolution” theme. Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, —🎶 well alright, alright, all right 👍🏼!

 

Time now 10h08 in CET [context follows] and Peter Baker it’s 15 hundred hours in Central Europe Time now, please give Jim VandeHei my regards respecting his forgivness towards Cousin Joe’s constant reminder of what a shitty person (allegedly) VandeHei was towards Scarborough’s mormon-ranting ass. Anyhow, Peter Baker, I would love nothing more than to cover the issue of babies being torn out of thier mother’s arms and children being rescued by child molestors in CHICAGO-not-to-MENTION the child trafficking happening under DONALD JOHN TRUMP’s Rolex watch in the U.S.A., but as “the amigos” of Alicia Leos in Paris, France, used to say back in the anti-Peña Nieto days (2011-2017) :

Chap. II – Havana to Veracruz — Veracruz to Mexico… not to be taquin en Francés ni mucho menos facetious en Inglés, Alicia Leos, pero el hecho que al navío en el que don Burnett Tylor surcó lo bautizaran con “jota” y no con una “equis” eso! eso sí que es una chica~nada… mira que ponerle « mejico » al barco. En fin cuenta el explorador en la página número 15 that “[A]mong our fellow-passengers  were a company of fifth-rate comedians, going to Merida by way of Sisal. There was nothing interesting about them. Theatrical people and green-room slang vary but little over the whole CIVILIZED WORLD”.

[The] Mexicans who go to the United States are not like the Mexicans who come to France

Talía Olvera to Leo Orellana (2013) Maison de l’Amérique latine, Paris, Saint Germain-des-Prés.

 

so no, in this section of the blog I am not going to put the reflectors on the Mexicans who paid (through thier remittences) for Mexican Students to come to France and allow all of them CONACYT recipients to “theoretically” pretend that they are THE LAST MADELINE de Proust. I will however recommend to the French entertainer, Patrick Sèbastien, to do like David Olusoga’s “merchants” in the City of London and send « middle-class Frenchman » to Mexico to take all of thier mariachi sombreros and margaritas and complement “the curious Aztec Picture-writing, known as the Codex Telleriano-Remenensis,” which according to Edward Burnett Tylor² (in 1856) was « preserved » in the Royal Library of Paris… or some BnF³ like that.

³~. Bibliothèque national de France
²~. Appedix II, “On the Solar Eclipses of 1476, 1496, 1507, and 1510 recorded in the Le Tellier MS”, p. 332 of the Collected Works of Edward Burnett Tylor’s “Anahuac

Would you like me, Alicia Leos, to explain it to you again from the top? Ni pies ni cabeza, Alicia. It’s a phenomenological thing so ask John Mill Ackerman to refresh that pasión that you once had.

La marcha de Edward Burnett Tylor — Anáhuac II

For the record Avi Velshi (sorry if i continue to miswrite your name) please be advised that Reddit continues to be “the front page of the internet” and, just to rub this on The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast, Buzzfeed (in that order) and, all of the prestigious news wires at Grand Boulevard and Bonne Nouvelles in Paris (casi esquina con Levallois and Issy-les-Moulineaux)…

This Space for Rent. Chayote³ need not apply.

 

_ please be aware that just like Wikipedia was, in the first decade of the Third Millenium for doctorate candidates all over the world, Reddit is the dirty-little secret where every motherfucker like you (news person) goes to see which way the wind blowsif you catch my drift.

Chayote, or squash by any other name.
(Popular Mexican vernacular) A bribe that a government office gives to a journalist or a media outlet to induce them to report according to its convenience; a bribe : Have you listened to the hogwash that Georgina Moreno of morena~francia spills on her Facebook page, nice chayote de la “heroica” Embajada de México en Francia if you can get it.

 

https ://dem .colmex .mx /Ver /chayote 

Any hoot, back to yesterday’s march in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s excursion into Mexico in 1856, which Avi Velshi might be wondering what this has to do with Venezuela! Nothing Basil Smikle, nothing except for what Burnett Tylor thought that Mexico should become and, if you followed Reddit yesterday then you know EXACTLY what yesterday’s manifestation in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s exploration into Mexico in 1856 has to do with Venezuela… but then you would have to start in CUBA and you know that Avi Velshi is not from Havana³.

³~. That there is a Blazing Saddles reference, ~Carolina Munoz.

When I’m 64… Vera, Chuck and, Dave, can go fuck themselves.

Now in addition to the aforemention relation between the “Gen Z manifestation” and « Anáhuac I » with Venezuela, I too must remind the good people of morena-francia that El Gran Señor Zopilote noted in advance how the Mexican youth was overwhelmed by both the GERIATRIC MILLENIALS and the OK BOOMERS of the extreme right ; so Avi Velshi, knowing how Georgina Moreno is going to be spewing her CHAYOTE acid-puke reflux on Facebook about yesterday’s manif and, “Not To Be Repetitive…” I not only told you so but I also inserted neat little Redditors snapshots for visual aids about “El Yunque” and “The Opus Dei”.

Molotov : “frijolero”… Ain’t no God in Mexico

Page 81… Morals and Servitude ; “ANAHUAC I” by Edward Burnett Tylor : people who know the Indian population assure us that their lives are a perpetual course of intrigue and dissimulation.

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2023/8/16 /pemex-awarded-27-contracts-to-baker-hughes-when-jose-ramon-lopez-beltran-lived-in-the-casa-gris—mcci

… and isn’t TED ironic, for a guy who can’t stand Mexicans in Texas he sure loves to visit Mexico, the fact that he is allowed to move freely without getting shot or kidnapped is probably because Ted Cruz is on the payroll of the JOSÉ RAMÓN LÓPEZ BELTRÁN oil lobby de Petróleos Mexicanos.

🎵 Down the road a ways I have heard say a new day’s comin’ on…

Rubén³ would go to Petain’s mass at Verdun.

 

Waylon Jennings (1976).

En fin, it would be absurd to put the former governor of the Mexican state of Guerrero, Rubén Figueroa, in the same league as a French Nazi collaborator such as field marshall Philippe Pétin, but not a long stretch to rank Figueroa next to an Augusto Pinochet or any of the Argentinian or Brasilian junta leaders so, yes, the timing for the tyrannical tributes in Acapulco and Verdun fit because the ceremonies are just another example of revisions to history. It’s a whitewash. So yeah, it’s just two good ol’ boys.

I watched Velshi on MSNOW and now I am never getting that time back… ripples of REDDIT.

 

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /politique /polemique-sur-l-hommage-a-petain /mass-in-verdun-in-homage-to-pétain-he-is-the-antithesis-of-humanity-denounces-the-mayor-of-verdun-in-the-meuse region

Deer, Jan Martínez Ahrens, meet Johanne Grazia Poisson

La carta al director… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog (te lo juro) is that you won’t bother to read it ; however, if you should ever meet Dr. Poisson then maybe, just maybe she would second what I (Armando Segovia), responded to Alicia Leo’s and the cadre of the 6éme bureau dépôt at la préfecture de police (Cité) when I was asked in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and finally, in 2016, why I refrained from publishing what my findings (arrojaban) as these related to the framework of my talents and skills proposal to the French consulate (2010) in Los Angeles, California, 90025.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

You Say You Want Revolution? Meet me in Venezuela.

 

The answer might sound pretentious, but if you time that dreaded historical épisode when Donald John Trump descended from his escalator in New York City, and juxtapose it with what I posted on that particular week then maybe, just maybe you sir, might begin to see who my number one reader was, heck I dare say, that if Hillary Clinton would not have been such a cunt to U.S. “deplorables” and instead had read between my “news letter” lines, Jeffrey Epstein would probably still be alive and that son-of-a-bitch destroying the White House would be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jan Martínez Ahrens… “Just’ah two good ol’ boys”

Öüï’s gonna be doing some math’s with the alphabet and given the last letter manifesting today in México City, I am going to borrow one of the TWO “zetas” from Hazzard and drive the GENERAL LEE to Verdun… and you and Mí are going to visit Claudia’s “Feria del Frijol”, because as Cervantes once wrote :

En todas casas cuecen habas; y en la mía, a calderadas (El Quijote II 13).

https ://www .gob .mx /presidencia /prensa /gobierno-de-mexico-presenta-frijoles-bienestar-e-invita-a-la-feria-del-frijol-y-la-agrobiodiversidad

Dangling Participle : Alicia Leos

Previously on, “Las mañanitas en Israel”… Alicia was playing una diana para todos los que quieren y aman a Claudia Sheinbaum.

This ain’t no etude, nº 16.

 

The following story no tiene “ni pies ni cabeza”, and no Alicia, Eye knows that your mariachi singing mind would not understand. Congratulations on your festival, Issy-quién-lo diría en el 2012 en un auditorio de SciencesPo que tú serías la que iba a representar a la embajada, Víctor Quintana (Ph.D) no me dejaría mentir, any güeys : good for you.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /respuesta_de_joven_expuesto_por_la_presidenta/

Issy-Alicia-Leos, como bien lo apunta el jovén mexicano a quién “tu presidenta” balconeo en su rueda de propaganda, “le recuerdo (señora) que quién tiene las filas repletas de priístas, panístas e impresentables” es la embajada del México en cualquier rincón del mundo… neta que que tiempos aquellos cuando “la gaviota” era lo que encendía tus pasiones de la Pasionaria, la recuerdas, Alix? Te acuerdas de la Pasionaria de Chevaleret? Saludos a tu mamá y no es sarcasmo ni mentada porque ella lo dijo mejor, “el periodista va a lo que va.”

 

En fin, if you don’t read this most non-consequential [blog] then you most certainly missed the part where I (Armando Segovia) told y’all that i would be sending a signal of Life from The Louvre, and just to keep with Alicia Leos’ old spirit of protest i give you cock-lovers (🐓) El País de Andalucía meets Dela 🇫🇷 Cruz wait for it, Alicia, wait… gotta RUN, —man!

Yup! It’s still D.A.R.E.

Listen to the music, it will keep you sane… like Jane.

13 de noviembre… be kind

Efemérides

Nohemi… chica super~poderosa, now the French, being the cock-suckers that they are changed KINDNESS Day from the 13 of November to the 3rd of the same month.

El Monte goes here.

At ASEGOVIA3 we say fuck that, you fucking FROGS. November 13 remains “kindness” day, period, you cock sucker-motherfuckers.

Even if you close the streets

El Monte goes here : Nohemi González, presente.

Now it’s jazz… what chu’got for Mí, Marjo~lena? Take an eucalyptus sucker for your throat, or kiss me already, it’ll make you feel good:

Although you never sounded better… I love you and your scratchy voice tonight.

Let’s Do It…

Seriously… you and me.

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I Guarantee it.

✌🏼Peace.