Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

https ://www .reddit .com /r /Stanley_Kubrick /can_someone_please_explain_to_me_the_eyes_wide_shut_closing_scene/

Is She in? [Valentín]

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /enfin-reunis

Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morenafrancia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : 

𝄆 Répétition to the left 🎭 — Obrigato obrador

Good girls go to heaven, bad broads get a Barbie®️ on Deadline in Washington.

…  Quick note to the Brazilian fugitive* :

*~. Yes, that one. The one who killed his girlfriend.

If I could do it all over again, I would not have tried to keep things legal, on-the-level, and most definitely, not as a string reporter. Instead, mister Cavalcante, I would land in BARAJAS just to say that I’ve been to the fucking place and then grab a 9 € bus from Madrid to Paris, which I might add, mister Cavalcante, were not de-regulated back in 2010 when this leg of the journey started. That came later when, the current French president was just another minister next to Manuel Valls’ in Hollande’s house at Le Elysée.

 

 

But first, it’s Stanley’s reminder that September is the Mexican “Cinco de Mayo” month, because it is their (criollos) Independence Margaritaville celebration but without the fucking whiteness of college students on break, just a bunch of remote-workers gentrifying a dried-up lake that used to be called Text-CoCo, or some silly nomenclature like that, but in Náhuatl.

… and mister Cavalcante, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that your fugitive-ass will never see, IT!, read it, {and / or} even glance at it. Long story short, you should ignore all urges to head south of New Heaven and stow yo’Ass on any given life boat of a big ol’Ship and head on over to Le Havre, where your talents are needed for a new crime docu-series on TFI² :

It starts today , offered daily on France 2, is a program in which the testimonies can be terrifying, as was the case recently. This Monday, September 11, 2023, the theme of the program was: “ The murderer lived on the same floor. »

That’s right Mr. Souza, you too can live the dream of Juanito Guanavacoa on rfpp . Net, heck, nigga, I reckon that in no time you could even open your own Capoeira Association of The Law of 1901.

https ://www .toutelatele .com /un-voisin-tue-sa-voisine-et-abat-ses-enfants-agace-par-le-bruit-faustine-bollaert-recule

Tell the mayor there at Havre, that Eye sent you. You are gonna like the way you look, The Men’s Warehouse guarantees, IT!

 

Who wore it best* — Paris Fashion Week

*~. Katty Kay did, but Mika made that pole 💈 look sexy as hell. It’s strip tease at The Karaoke Bar next to Mika Brzezinski’s Penthouse on Third Rock.

Dyerville para Chile and chile for your CORN…
𝄆 Mariposas amarillas, Mauricio Babilonia snippet 𝄟 comes courtesy of Indian poet, Varghese Kuncheria³.

 

³~. https ://www .poetrysoup .com /poem/im_a_timid_butterfly _1286613 in:
Butterfly Child Abuse Poems

And, Cousin Joe, I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no name called 🏞️ ATLAS RANGE 🏜️

 

For A Few Dollars More… Penthouse Stories now with music by Maricones 🤠

Claudia Sheinbaum sings all the whacked themes of Houston’s crack House… that’s her prerogative.

 

🕯️… must be the lighting.

Most beautiful lighting, —in°deed. And it’s all because of them 9th month abortions in East Rutherford, New Jersey… JET!

 

Any how, with September 11 out of the frame let U.S. re-focus on the one thing that Eye has no control of, and that off-Course, is Stanley Kubrick and the musical Morricone-es-es who closed their jeepers Wide Open during the orgy scene at Victor Hugo’s miserable abode on the north eastern corner of Place des Vosges, and if your name is Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson, well then you might remember what an unhinged Ferrari door-job looks like, of

{or}

what a classic Jaguar suspension lift feels, —when you are down and out on the periphery of La Bastille.

Répétition to the left followed by Sandwich 🥪 a la tetona.