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If you see the mouse 🐭 wave 👋🏼 because Mika’s gonna get the vapours, but don’t worry about it she (Mika) is drinking tea de TILA (look it up).

Why the Mexican president refuses to restart the drug war despite mayor’s assassination

 

https ://www .latimes .com /2025-11-03 /sheinbaum-no-return-to-war-on-drugs-following-mayors-assassination

Breaking the news :

The great influencer. Sources close to Dominique de Villepin in Casablanca relay that the former French Prime Minister, will be sending a box of 2003 Beaujolais from the Burgandy region of SAN DIEGO.

 

Darth Vader is dead (Yeah!)

Vader, perhaps the most influential of the Bush 43 administration bamboozled General Colin Power to convince the United Nations Security Council for approval to invade Irak following the September 11 attacks in 2001, thus forever dimming America’s beacon of hope in Western Democracy loving countries. Vader is solely responsible for the surge of French Wine sales at Safeway’s and Wal-Mart’s across the United States in América.

… and in the end, the wine you get, is equal to the mess you made.

 

… go ahead, Joe Scarborough, wash away the “what if’s” with a bottle of Mad Dog 20-20.

The Arc of Vader

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MAD DOG 20/20… now spiked with TILA Tea.

Close your eyes … bonita-mañana³

 ³~. nice-matin… Baby You Can Drive my Car because as Simone Sanders knows, this Ride started in Tijuana.

“Ladies and gentleman, The Beatles,” formula:

Ibid.

MEAT The Beatles, or how to feed hysteria in Alabama… or how Eye told Cherry Garcia not to worry about the bonfire because I distribute Water in a weave basket and dispense the Ice Cream in a pyre, just like Mocedades, if you are older than Alicia Menendez record collection.

Any 🦉 hoot, Simone Sanders, back to the formula.

1. Ewe take a truck load of French bottles of wine (the cheap one because it is ALL the same) and then Ewe whip out an old C-SPAN clip of some French minister speaking against George W. Bush’s Presidential libraries designed in the form of a “mushroom cloud” in Baghdad.

2. You play the French minister’s clip next to a CNN screen of Donald Trump speaking in Los Angeles, California, —and just as Dominique starts to be all “indignez vous” and shit, Ewe hit CNN’s mute button (because James Carville is about to spew his comments on the screen).

3… What this wetback says (visa-amex-mc):

And you are Knot foolin’ anybody YOUNG Ray ROMANO.

Public Service Announcement : Deer Remesas Sender, during America’s heritage month Öüï respectfully say, “Honey Don’t,” be fooled by that time-traveling Sicilian, Ray ROMANO, he is as Mexican as Caruso.

BURN BABY BURN ❤️‍🔥 … can i have a watermelon paleta, please.

It’s TROU, Alicia Menendez, — it’s true. This dish requires a bonfire 🔥 in order to roast all of The Elements of Style.