Fall in.
1 de octubre, 1938
“¡$í senor cómo no!”, and TACO two-go.
Yes, sir… steaming tortillas de maíz coming right up.
Muscles For The Masses — Tuesday’s Gone with the broom 🌬️
Tag Archives: Lynyrd Skynyrd — Tuesday’s Gone
And, Katty Kay… how ’bout them French girls in the Box🥊
Open up and say ah.
The chicken salad response … with musical guest, The Dead 💉 Kennedy’s 🎩
We don’t need no—Ticket resto, Abby.
Flip to a MANU CHAO weekend… por La Panamericana.
Ombres on the wall — Lorde, help Mí help Maï Self
In Paris, France, God finally showed his face³ (sorry Alanis) and it turns out that it was the froggy mug of the father of Trumpian politics in Europe and the rest of France.
https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2025/jan/08 /france-warns-trump-against-threatening-eu-sovereign-borders-greenland
Woman! I fought with Ulixes and Eye can confirm that God’s ass blew-up like an AMC Pinto in the vicinity of Fréjus just before the opening of Emilia Pérez en Cannes.
³~. Forget about Dogma and “redemption games” God has a pronoun but he prefers to go just by Ewe.
En fin, Sophie Fofie, I told you back in October last year to wait for my review of Emilia Pérez’ begonias 🌺 at la Côte d’Azur (or what little ol’Eye thought about that production) well as soon as I, Armando Segovia, reminds Willie Geist what TUESDAY’S GONE feels like, I’ll get back to, IT!
Octubre 2014
The Answer (Emilia) is Blowing in The Wind, ask Mary, Paul and, Peter. The Answer is in the Santa 🌬️ Ana 🍌 Winter 🔥 Winds 🌲 ∴ the « publivores » image above is UN uso justo de TIMOTHÉE CHAMALET in a cellulose hat. Copy-Left and all that Jazz.
Pura Pantalla
Nonetheless, Sofie Fofie, if you don’t know who Emilio Maille is, you should check his credentials at the Mexican Embassy or with Jean-Christophe Berjon. My guess is that mister Maille has a lot to do on the REASONS why, mister Audiard went with a line-up of POCHOS (look it up) instead of the Usual Suspects at the Mexican Film Mafia of Bernardo Gómez (no relation to Selena) including saint-Gael García Bernal saint-Diego Luna, and of course doña Kate del Castillo de Penn.
Any 🦉 hoot, Sofie Fofie… meet Mí at The Gulf of America, where Jacques Audiard’s is going to google-up a French-to-Spanish META-translation of Le Nerd Skyn Ard’s notes on this MOST NON-CONSEQUENTIAL BLOG.
Dalí, pues… sin acento 🌉 💥⛵
We the staff, Armando Segovia (53) / Armando Serrano~Prieto (13), remind the good people around Raphaël Morán (rfi, Mediapart, proceso), Ana Anabitarte (El Universal de México) and, doña Vilma Fuentes (La Jornada, Actes Sud and, france culture), that our drive arrives from the Mexican underground, not from la Legión Extranjera de Barcelonnette.
Previously, on los mexicanos hacen trabajos que ni los actores of The Wire en Baltimore quieren hacer.
From the wires:
State and federal officials have not released information about the identities of any of the six missing workers, but foreign officials have said some of them are from Mexico and Guatemala.
https ://www .cnn .com /2024/03/26 /us /baltimore-key-bridge-collapse-tuesday
Take, Em# to the bridge.
In Texas, a cripple-fuck at the governor’s mansion near Austin City Limits celebrated the COLLAPSE of The Star Spangled Banner, noting to a captive Texas Rangers and State Troopers crowd that, “the only good Mexican is dead in guate-peor,” adding that the Secessionist Mouvement in the Aborted States in América need a new anthem anyhow.
In Mexico City, an absent Mexican president was sad to lean learn that a portion of the remesas expected for the Semana Crucis Paisanos Santos will be diminished a bit, but that nonetheless it provides the leaches leeches at the Mexican Embassy in Washington, D.C. to score some points for CNN, CBS, ABC, but not for NBC News as the peacock crowd have started to turn to “election, Covid, and Democracy deniers,” to drive their news, despite Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough and, Kristen Welkers on-air complaints.
Hey, Jude… meet Los Bitles — Eye waited all year to say this³
It’s curtains for you, martes³ in Paris, because in Hi-Lo Hi-Wey it’s the 9th Hour, and Brian, los martes no hay emBARQUES. Our next loop is with Ana Lilia / Monalisa en La Nueva República (r²).
“Look around GRAS is high”, from the creators of Walk Like an Egyptian, comes the story of Thomas Courbillon at la plaza de Herodes “El Oportunista” de Lavandiers, en Châtelet de Medici et Hayek.
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¡Háblele!
And, Katty Kay, sorry for triangulating your toi’tle neck, again!—but please relay to Cousin Joe that your “Jude” was named after these Jaywalkers, who just arrived from playing a gig in Hong Kong.
And, Jude:
Maharishi Patel’s pastels on the Morning Mika Show.
Have Eye, got—a little story to tell … yada, yada—etcetera— what you thought was your daddy, Was Nothing but a Walrus from the motel 6, knot the Holiday Inn ».
But before Öüï gets into that, please note that Öüï, has nothing to do with the headlines, but for some strange reason, it lines up like Stardust on a dooms they comet.
³.~ Tuesday’s Gone (Bring On The GRAS), but worry Knot because We Are Doing a Benjamin Button version of When I am 64… 63 days until Mardi Gras, y’all: MARS oNe.
Mercury is Rising and with it, so is the Desmond Tutu Walrus Team Nine, GWAR MACHINE y’all!
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Meanwhile at the Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais…
Return to Sender 📨… Postales Milagrosas de Sicilia a Peña vía OBRA d’or.
Don Leo, el codo de Vinci… narrated by “Knuckle Sandwich” author, Dermont Hoggins
The following is a Mr. Saturday Night Special presentation on the Scale of “Tuesday’s Gone”. This presentation is sponsored by CEMEX and it is rated TV-14 for all of the people in Babylon 2 and by order of The Absolute Leader and FAKE TAN Intellectual erudite from Walmart U, anyone reading this news sketch in an Alec Baldwin voice is w•R•O•N•g. The only allowable Baldwin voice to be invoked in this news sketch is that of his younger (and more talented) brother, McManus, a born–again, God-fearing christian fellow just like the Absolute Leader of the daily press rally propaganda briefings at the White House.
Musical Guest: TWISTERELLA on Your Radio Rides (Again!) Featuring Joe Jackson.
Anuncio:
Jesus in the Blink of an Eye .::. A61347BE-C84D-4BC0-B536-4B794BCF84B5 👁 40 years with room to spare.
— Narrator Dermont Hoggins’ voice paints the scene at the lectern of the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room.
https ://cloudatlas .fandom .com /wiki/ Dermot_Hoggins
Special Agent McManus is called after a three-hour diatribe riffed by The Absolute Leader of The United States of America on the occasion of his most colossal fuck-up to date, the COVID – 19 pandemic denial that Donald John Trump used for his re-election campaign benefit during the LUNAR eclipse that ushered in the Chinese New Year of the RAT, and which coincidentally awoke The Werewolf of London, which just happened to have been spotted this past weekend during the Jupiter and Saturn cameo on the Occassion of the PINK MOON in the Southern Mexican state of Chiapas, in a quadrant of the Lacandona Jungle. Chilean news outlets initially spread the rumor that said Werewolf was the infamous “Denis” de Paris, but sources close to El Mundo de Mando on the periphery of Le Monde nixed those reports by confirming D.A.T. “El Lobo Hombre” remains hopelessly in a state of ‘Mhee’ around the quadrants of Saint–Sulpice, Sainte–Genevieve, Saint–Eustache and of course Notre Dame ISIS de Lutèce.
Meanwhile on Deadline WaWa Land in New York, Nicolle Wallace recovers from Ari Melber’s antenna knockdown from yesterday night. Also, the UNITED states say to Donald Trump to go Fuck himself… CALIFORNIA LEADS THE GÜEY, putos! Over at Curly’s Heilemann’s Kitchen, there’s no evidence of pizza being a factor in that island so, this can only mean one thing, John Heilemann is a fucking Android. And no Johnny boy, you are not fooling anyone with them utility fruits in the backgroung, öüï know that them ORANGES are not Sunkist grade.
Hey, Evry body! It’s 4 O’clock in New York and Ten p.m. in Hilo, Hawaii .::. AE4A9D01-5BDC-4B91-8EDB-4F45E44302D9 ✍🏼 Subliminal subtext follows, vía the Amazon workers who wish for people to stop ordering dildos on-line, but FOist we [the staff] need to take a motherfucking nap., catch y’all at the “all in”, no pun intended… top of the Chris Hayes hour.
Remus on this [past] weekend Saturday Night “dating game” sketch might disagree with the Amazon fellow below ⤵️
https ://metrotimes .com /news-hits /archives /2020/04/02 /dildos-are-non-essential-amazon-worker-says-as-romulus-facility-protests-conditions-amid-coronavirus-crisis
In local news, the lockdown is extended until the first week of May, which can only mean one thing, our mattress padding will not be delivered for another month and we are running low on LA Semana Que Philippe Labró on the CNEWS matines.
— Narrator Dermont Hoggins voice now returns to Our deer Absolute leader, at The Rose Garden:
Rudolph Giuliani’s independent snoop digging in the Ukraine got wind from a pair of Eastern European clochards who are known to frequent the Maub quadrant of a dame called Vilma, a Mexican Source for the former Minister of Culture of President Emmanuel Macron (code name little Jupiter); according to them Clochards at the maub the scoop is D.A.T. the filthy French were hacking another envoy to meddle, much like that superstore merchant Lafayette did during the American Revolution, but in Today’s affairs of the current self–appointed KING inside of The United States of america. For the record, The former Gotham Mayor had a mighty mighty mole and his name was Special Agent McManus.
The very French call him Tchao Pantin (the « TEA » is silent and, the last name is pronounced PAN–Tan) .::. 39A885F7-A006-4EE3-99E3-374EDE502922 ➿ “Ladies and gentleman, let me tell you how this game of musical chairs is going to be,” said the Absolute Leader of “the” porto-lectern of the Daily Presidential Propaganda Show.
— The following is read, verbatim, by The Absolute Leader of them united states of america, from patio just outside the back section of The West Wing.
I, Donald John Trump, the only ONE that can rule the United States of America, have it on good authority to inform you, my subjects; my peons; my undocumented workers, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera,… D.A.T. the French are planning to wrap a very dangerous SPY inside of the Arc de Triomphe and!!! Send it via the French Poste like some sort of Trojan Unicorn… or something like that!
To add insult to injury, the dirty French are using —yet— another “Christo” to wrap a pretty pink bow on this “monument” and present it to Öüï the people, as some sort of “gift”, like that “lady liberty floosy” W.H.O. is known to advertise under her skirt!!! No less, with a vacancy sign for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. What are we, a beacon of light? more Disturbing, still, was the “manifesto” that our intrepid and beautiful special agent McManus, formally of the Baldwin Clan (those motherfuckers), found attached on the inside of the wrapping paper with which the aforementioned “trojan” Arc was to be wrapped with, right now our decrypting agents from Trump University are hard at work trying to decode the strange language that these sedition instructions are printed in. As i speak to you, MY SUBJECTS; MY PEONS; MY UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, ETCETERA,… special agent mcmanus is trying to reach a “CHARLIE HEBDO” w.h.o. apparently holds the key to the code.
Smile.
DOLOREM IPSUM “The Only Pain öüï Have To Feel, is Pain ITself!” .::. 5CC1BDC7-D53F-4779-A861-E47F9A310802 ➿”Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
Crash Course in Brain Surgery — Hoy no hubo Jazz
Deer, James Hetfield, Ronnie Van Zadt thinks that you —motherfucker— are a pussy…
En el ruedo .:. 63E8737E-4B65-4350-BCF4-04ACA1BA7702 😈 U.S.M.C. approved!
_and my man Dave Mustaine is feeling like Pete Davidson did with Loius C.K., “at–the–time” when the “Lulu” outed him for smoking pot… or something like D.A.T… you sir (Hetfield) bring great discredit upon yourself, “the band”, and Kirk’s “Filipino–girl” harem. If you, sir, were half the man that taunted Mötley Crüe in the early days of decadence in El Ey, you would bitch-slap yourself in front of a mirror, strap your guitar and jump feet first on that motherfucking stage. Now go get some Coronas and expand your fucking latitude, you fag!
Green Hell .:. E88B2D7E-B0D1-4D4D-BABE-ED27A27A3AFA
… The thing that Should not Bee, —you dig? As in, Vladimir Putin should not bee all like: Nyet spaseeba, Donald Trump “Ain’t my bitch” when the entire World —and then some— know that Donald is ‘the’ ONE.