Well will you look at the dentils… with Jon Meachum

After the break on the Spy vs. Spy Network:
Black Spy fights the VANILLA I.C.E. bunch who make a Sweet Hawaiian leisure short look like shit. In this episode, Brown Asset recovers a dozen Hawaiian shirts from the Ted Nugget flaccid dick gang from Natchez, off-course.

It's like Friend without the ARE

It’s like Friend without the ARE .:. 04B21665-2C9A-443C-8800-85F2C42D6A38 🆚

It’s Weekend Edition, and answering the untimely signal of a piano player of fip . jazz earlier in the week, Avi Velshi turned into a Big motherfucking WereWolf, and he’s about to rip to shreds a few of the “damned” who gave Hawaiian shirts a Bad Name, just like Governor Chis Chrispy did for New Jersey.

In•Deed, Niño Luc, indeed. And although the programming monkees at the Siren Den tried “their D’Are–n–d’EST” to mitigate the Sélène effect on the non–listeners by changing the “ESE” for an “Hache”, which as any self-respecting Mariachi knows, “La Hache es muda”, S.I.R.E.N.E., but knot Def, ya’Fucking Lepard. With D.A.T. in mind please be advised that the Eight letter can most certainly spell out a HOWL de aquí hasta Halloween.

Off-course the Warning was in January

Mis Tres Notas .:. D07AA67B-3A7C-4534-B7E5-CB2B6D486049 … It is incumbent on the non-readers of this most non consequential blog–presse to head over to the first week of January 2020 when, öüï introduced y’all to America’s boogie-monsters, because…
Help!
It’s the 60th Anniversary of
The Twilight Zone… “[T]he place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned.”

In-house Advertorial:

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For the record, Eye would give the source of the following disclosure, but then Eye would have to kill you, so take the following spiel with a grain of salt:

As a result of that hyperlink TypoOhNegative, Saint Denis has no choice but to send a wire to La Union just to log a SANTO en el Santoral y por Supuesto, al LOBO-Hombre on page 23 of N° 2561 of Defendente Génolini’s “DETÉNTE, Cabrón”, en la Semana Que Philippe Labró en París.

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Page xxiii: https ://kiosque .cnews .fr /player/?q=NEP&d=2020-10-09&c= CNEWS

Don Leo, el codo de Vinci… narrated by “Knuckle Sandwich” author, Dermont Hoggins

The following is a Mr. Saturday Night Special presentation on the Scale of “Tuesday’s Gone”. This presentation is sponsored by CEMEX and it is rated TV-14 for all of the people in Babylon 2 and by order of The Absolute Leader and FAKE TAN Intellectual erudite from Walmart U, anyone reading this news sketch in an Alec Baldwin voice is w•R•O•N•g. The only allowable Baldwin voice to be invoked in this news sketch is that of his younger (and more talented) brother, McManus, a born–again, God-fearing christian fellow just like the Absolute Leader of the daily press rally propaganda briefings at the White House.

Musical Guest: TWISTERELLA on Your Radio Rides (Again!) Featuring Joe Jackson.

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Jesus in a Blink of an Eye

Jesus in the Blink of an Eye .::. A61347BE-C84D-4BC0-B536-4B794BCF84B5 👁 40 years with room to spare.

— Narrator Dermont Hoggins’ voice paints the scene at the lectern of the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room.

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Special Agent McManus is called after a three-hour diatribe riffed by The Absolute Leader of The United States of America on the occasion of his most colossal fuck-up to date, the COVID – 19 pandemic denial that Donald John Trump used for his re-election campaign benefit during the LUNAR eclipse that ushered in the Chinese New Year of the RAT, and which coincidentally awoke The Werewolf of London, which just happened to have been spotted this past weekend during the Jupiter and Saturn cameo on the Occassion of the PINK MOON in the Southern Mexican state of Chiapas, in a quadrant of the Lacandona Jungle. Chilean news outlets initially spread the rumor that said Werewolf was the infamous “Denis” de Paris, but sources close to El Mundo de Mando on the periphery of Le Monde nixed those reports by confirming D.A.T. “El Lobo Hombre” remains hopelessly in a state of ‘Mhee’ around the quadrants of Saint–Sulpice, Sainte–Genevieve, Saint–Eustache and of course Notre Dame ISIS de Lutèce.   

Meanwhile on Deadline WaWa Land in New York, Nicolle Wallace recovers from Ari Melber’s antenna knockdown from yesterday night. Also, the UNITED states say to Donald Trump to go Fuck himself… CALIFORNIA LEADS THE GÜEY, putos! Over at Curly’s Heilemann’s Kitchen, there’s no evidence of pizza being a factor in that island so, this can only mean one thing, John Heilemann is a fucking Android. And no Johnny boy, you are not fooling anyone with them utility fruits in the backgroung, öüï know that them ORANGES are not Sunkist grade.

Hey, Evry body...

Hey, Evry body! It’s 4 O’clock in New York and Ten p.m. in Hilo, Hawaii .::. AE4A9D01-5BDC-4B91-8EDB-4F45E44302D9 ✍🏼 Subliminal subtext follows, vía the Amazon workers who wish for people to stop ordering dildos on-line, but FOist we [the staff] need to take a motherfucking nap., catch y’all at the “all in”, no pun intended… top of the Chris Hayes hour.

Remus on this [past] weekend Saturday Night “dating game” sketch might disagree with the Amazon fellow below ⤵️

https ://metrotimes .com /news-hits /archives /2020/04/02 /dildos-are-non-essential-amazon-worker-says-as-romulus-facility-protests-conditions-amid-coronavirus-crisis

In local news, the lockdown is extended until the first week of May, which can only mean one thing, our mattress padding will not be delivered for another month and we are running low on LA Semana Que Philippe Labró on the CNEWS matines.

— Narrator Dermont Hoggins voice now returns to Our deer Absolute leader, at The Rose Garden:

Rudolph Giuliani’s independent snoop digging in the Ukraine got wind from a pair of Eastern European clochards who are known to frequent the Maub quadrant of a dame called Vilma, a Mexican Source for the former Minister of Culture of President Emmanuel Macron (code name little Jupiter); according to them Clochards at the maub the scoop is D.A.T. the filthy French were hacking another envoy to meddle, much like that superstore merchant Lafayette did during the American Revolution, but in Today’s affairs of the current self–appointed KING inside of The United States of america. For the record, The former Gotham Mayor had a mighty mighty mole and his name was Special Agent McManus.

They call him Tchao Pantin

The very French call him Tchao Pantin (the « TEA » is silent and, the last name is pronounced PAN–Tan) .::. 39A885F7-A006-4EE3-99E3-374EDE502922 ➿ “Ladies and gentleman, let me tell you how this game of musical chairs is going to be,said the Absolute Leader of “the” porto-lectern of the Daily Presidential Propaganda Show.

— The following is read, verbatim, by The Absolute  Leader of them united states of america, from patio just outside the back section of The West Wing.

I, Donald John Trump, the only ONE that can rule the United States of America, have it on good authority to inform you, my subjects; my peons; my undocumented workers, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera,… D.A.T. the French are planning to wrap a very dangerous SPY inside of the Arc de Triomphe and!!! Send it via the French Poste like some sort of Trojan Unicorn… or something like that! 

To add insult to injury, the dirty French are using —yet— another “Christo” to wrap a pretty pink bow on this “monument” and present it to Öüï the people, as some sort of “gift”, like that “lady liberty floosy” W.H.O. is known to advertise under her skirt!!! No less, with a vacancy sign for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. What are we, a beacon of light? more Disturbing, still, was the “manifesto” that our intrepid and beautiful special agent McManus, formally of the Baldwin Clan (those motherfuckers), found attached on the inside of the wrapping paper with which the aforementioned “trojan” Arc was to be wrapped with, right now our decrypting agents from Trump University are hard at work trying to decode the strange language that these sedition instructions are printed in. As i speak to you, MY SUBJECTS; MY PEONS; MY UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, ETCETERA,… special agent mcmanus is trying to reach a “CHARLIE HEBDO” w.h.o. apparently holds the key to the code.

Smile.

Dolorem Ipsum

DOLOREM IPSUM “The Only Pain öüï Have To Feel, is Pain ITself!” .::. 5CC1BDC7-D53F-4779-A861-E47F9A310802 ➿”Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

 

Anyway, Lorde Lorne… zoom in on this

Text, context, subtext… did ya’ get all D.A.T.?

Dedos a tres caídas

Dedos a tres caídas .::. 107AA8B4-2F12-4FE9-B7BA-EFECE50198B4 🏄🏽‍♂️ El Che cocinando hamburguesas en el paraíso.

Or must öüï include it in the motherfucking dentils, eh?

BREAKING THE ASHLEYS…

Un presunto hombre lobo aterroriza a los pobladores de Coita, Chiapas; llevan 2 noches buscándolo

Deer, Ashley Parker (love your signature S.M.I.L.E.) YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY anymore, anyhow. We [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] have it on the most questionable of AutourAthas that D.A.T. D.A.R.E. Guadalupana candle on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. chimney mantle of your chante is there because of El Lobo Hombre who fled París. The Union (of all birds of a feather) denies that his name (of D.A.T. D.A.R.E. lycanthrope) is Saint-DENIS, because el Lobo Hombre en París remains… Chiapas is the exclusive territory of the GOAT Killer that fled DELANO, California, and who as former president of them other Mexican United States revealed while exiled in IRELAND in the 1990’s, was a Puerto Rican called “El Chupa Cabras”.

Of course, all of this must be read in a Terry “T.O.A.D.” Fields* voice.

Musical guest: From Jazz to Rock

Musical guest: From Jazz to Rock, and other assorted Folk Tales from The Continuing Ballad of Mongo .::. 1BE5E3E3-A575-48A5-BD5E-E525354EC71E 🐺🦇🐷🦠⚰️💉💊🧫🧴

* Terry Fields left Petaluma, California under the Draft of the Vietnam GWAR and upon returning from Hamburger Hill, “the Bri-Wi” used his G.I. Bill to obtain a Communication Degree from The University of New York  in   at El Paso Texas and, of course he changed his name to Brian Williams… this is “the rest of his story”:

Please allow Mí, to introduce myself

🎶 Please allow Mí, to introduce myself .::. 0186C765-2279-4FA1-987E-6032FA08B18D … Eye knows where D.A.T. Cat’s little bones lay and, lest you forget, under which roots near Le Mans they rest. ➿ Indeed, Ashley Parker, In•Deed, some called Mí (in a yet–to–be Produced 1st Century Fox  motion picture) Joseph Bar Mathias, but the morning crew over at « the » History Channel just call Mí, FLAVIUS Joe.

But FOist, LOCAL MOTION NEWS with your host, Christopher Lloyd in the role of Christo, un “HARTISTE” américain (selon page 8 of Nº 2542 of el DETENTE de Defendente Génolini of CNEWS matin) qui va « empaqueter » l’Arc de Titus… WAIT what? SCRATCH D.A.T. CHRISTO va a “empaquetar” el Arco del Triunfo en septiembre, y según “el” JDD, Journal du Dimanche, para las Ombres Lobo en CHIAPAS, CHRISTO se lo va  pasar (el famoso arco) por sus pinches huevos, o algo así.

As a kind reminder to all of our none readers, please be advised that in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 11th Hour of yet another “Manic Lockdown Monday” the 13th of April, of 2020; meanwhile over at l’Arc de triomphe à Paris it’s just minutes away of High Noon (motherfuckers) of Tuesday the 14, of MMXX.

Tras las huellas de Diderot* 3ª Entrada

Guerrilla blog–in

VoBo: Acrónimo burocrático que se utiliza para verificar o cotejar documentos y que significa Visto Bueno; ATTENTION, please don’t go mixing your bureaucratic VoBo’s with the contraction “BoBos”, because in Parisian society, and especially at vernissages where people pretend to be all progressive, anarchist and revolutionary, one must handle these implicitly driven subjects with an entirely different set of codes.

Frequency Hop, ahora regresamos a nuestra previa programación sobre lo que en la historia pasó en una semana como la que en este fin de semana termina; pero primero licenciado Brozo, ya vio asté como hasta los franceses la riegan, mire nada mas de que manera los artistas gráficos de Libération plasmaron ‘patas pa’rriba’ al Rey de España, ¡Chihuahua!. Han de haber andado locos o algo así (insert laughter track for the U.S. viewing audience)… ANYGÜEY licenciado sobre aviso las memorias se relatan mejor y en ese tenor aquí tiene asté lo que pasó en un día como el de ayer (en Cataluña) pero ¡CON UN INTERVALO DE 492 392 años!… nada mas que para que este pinche pié de foto (al revés) no le quede a usted tan aglomerado, aquí abajo del cuadro le voy acomodando las efemérides. ¿Vale, májete?

En un 6 de octubre, pero de:

1642.- Catalanes en rebeldía, ayudados por franceses, derrotan en Lérida a las tropas del Rey, mandadas por el Marqués de Leganés.

1934.- El Gobierno proclama el estado de guerra en toda España ante la revuelta originada principalmente en Oviedo, que cae en poder de los revolucionarios, y Barcelona, donde el presidente de la Generalitat, Lluis Companys, proclama el Estado Catalán dentro de la República Federal Española.


About the video clip:

Patria o Muerte“… fragmento de La Insurgencía cubana de 1959 cortesía de el collectivo Chto Delat para la ocasión de la Noche Blanca en París, Francia y en Toronto, Canadá. —_~  Entonces, pues, amigo Pablo … y “mediante la explotación al máximo del terreno”, como lo dice en La Pantalla Fidel, esto es un uso justo de todos los medios.

En Contexto

Described by the organizers as, “a monument dedicated to the Century of Revolutions“, the clip shows an insurgent Fidel Castro in the process of explaining “l’Espirit de Corps” of the guerrilleros during the making of the 1959 Cuban Revolution.

This clip was shot [by the staff] from the outside of a wire-fenced perimeter that was put in place during last night’s vernissage (or public relations review) just in front of City Hall by Le Collectif Chto Delat. From our point of reference the PR event was not without the POMP and CIRCUMSTANCE, which is a must when catering to the Parisian presse… in other words: A Packaged Révolution en Contenedores, especialmente preparada (o perpetrada) para los VoBo’s de los médias, [independent bloggers need not apply].

No obstàte, una persona a quien durante el transcurso del día, el staff de este blog lo vio haciendo las labores manuales necesarias para adornar el motif de los contenedores con las Revoluciones del Siglo XX, él si nos permitió entrar rápidamente a tómarle una foto a la figura inclinada (con los pies más arriba que la cabeza) del Comandante Ernesto Guevara.

Segundos más tarde, para no meter en problemas al trabajador que tuvo la gentileza de ‘tirar una esquina‘ para mejor capturar el cascajo del contenedor que evoca una mina al lado de la figura del cuerpo (casi patas pa’rriba) del “Che” Guevara, nosotros [el staff] nos salimos del complejo improvisado y una vez ya estando por el otro lado del cerco, y antes de pedir permiso de entrar al “show” a uno de los anfitriones de ese vernissage, nosotros le mostramos al anfitrión nuesto blog en tiempo real y le hicimos saber de que mismo, si no traíamos el “gafete” necesario para poder ser ACREDITADOS,  la entrega de lo que ellos estaban exaltando [O SEA GÜEY: la pinche REVOLUCIÓN y el anti ELITISMO] nosotros en asegovia3 ya lo teniamos publicado desde antes de que LA LUNA LLENA se asomara a ver “el show”.

Fue entonces cuando preguntamos al  anfitrión que nos atendió (como Border Patrol pero entrenado en SCIENCES PO) y que por cierto portaba como uniforme una chaqueta rompevientos color de rosa con el logotipo de Nuit Blanche®, si sería posible acercarnos un poco más a los tres contenedores en dónde la invención de los hermanos Lumiere se proyectaba… lo que por cierto nos recuerda en hacer un INTERMEDIO: did you know that it was the French who invented the Seventh Art? And, as a matter of fact, did you know that one half of the genie in that projecting lamp was born on a week like this, but on the 5th day of the month, check it out:

1864.- Nace Louis Lumiére, inventor francés, uno de los padres del cinematógrafo.

El pedo, Lic., es de que el mono de buenos modales se frunció y tuvo que ir a preguntarle a una chica esbelta, y muy agradable (por cierto)  a la vista de cualquier lente d’esos que retratan a mujeres en Vogue  Magazine, para ver qué decia ella… El mono de los buenos modales regresa, Y PALABRAS MÁS O PALABRAS MENOS nos dijo que no se podría permitirnos entrar porque la chica dijo que estábamos muy barbones y feos.


El staff sigue tras la huella de Diderot, y nuestras fuentes nos dicen de que ese Cabrón puede venir siendo el mismísimo DENIS del qué La Unión una vez nos platicó… Ah-uuuuh, Lobo Hombre en París.

La Unión… In search of Denis.

De cualquier manera, hace mucho que no se de nada de Films d’Altérité, pero por el momento va a Ser MUY INTERESANTE ver si NUESTRO “AMIGO” Pablo (aún no sabemos si es Primero de su Nombre) Gleason, va a repartirse entre los Encuentros Cinematográficos VIVA MÉXICO, que arrancan hoy; y la expo Revolución en la Alcaldía de París… No se puede tener dos amos; a menos de que seas un Pinche Grillo… lo que nos recuerda de que bajo una Luna como las de octubre, se empezó —precisamente— a comercializar el uso de una banda sonora en los films, o sea un cabrón le puso el wiri-wiri y la música a el cine. Saludos a Duncan Bridgeman: Viva México.