Memorial who? — Memorial they, motherfucker

Previously on, “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all! »…

It’s all colorful language.

Can Ewe dig it

 

I swear, mister Darmanin, I really do. Es más, don Darmanin you can even go to Duranguito just across that fancy Plaza (de las lágrimas de los lagartos) Theatre and ask David Romo in El Chuco, I swear more than the French voice of Samuel L. Jackson… shit! The A.I. version of “Her” ain’t got nada on this motherfucker, nada baby.

Moving on, señor Superioridad Monopolizada, it’s that time again when political mugshots expropriate the sidewalks with that Haussmannien “Eminent Domain” on the block. In 13 years here I have never seen these eyesores so motherfucking bold.

Any how, Marjo Lena… do you know what they call tbe Quarter Pounder in France?

And Marjo Lena responds…

— It depends, is Chessy on the Marne?

 

Gérard Darmanin: Like a Rheinstone Sicherheit-judicial federal

From the producers of the Master Statements and the “superior race” comes the story of a Tunisian son-of-expats who wiped his ass with Article 430 of the Code of Criminal Procedure and then pinned it like a Rheinstone Medal on a French hero’s chest 🎖️.

Viva El Paso — Gérald Darmanin… and Shakespeare on The Rocks 🍸, Aussi 🇦🇺.

Deer, Don Darmanin, speaking 🙊 possibly as the first 🙈 Made-in-France 🙉 refugee (Sept. 2014) I express the following with first-hand knowledge (conocimiento de causa) so,

just like pears are not apples and diamonds not strass stones from The Rhein, so is your statement directed to the Make France Nazi Again, of Lundi de Pentecôte à Rouen, period.

having stated that mister miniSTER… is Pablo Gleason your friend also, or solaMENTE Juanito Guanabacoa en rfpp (106.3 fm).

Any hoot 🦉the brave action of the first responders to the synagogue arson (I feel) were cheapen by your opportunistic and populist statement, I personally can’t tell which of you two (Grabiel Atall) is more cheesy when either of your Ministries prompt statements are read out loud 📢.