Tag Archives: John Leguizamo: Latin History for Morons.

Peda + gogi… it’s Greek for Barbecue

 

From the producers of “Madea’s European Vacation… Öüï begin in Mount Olympus », and Niger Nazar’s Gogi Studios in Karachi, acclaimed docu-series “Cops, what’cha gonna do when They come for you?”, comes the story of Benny Blanco from The Bronx, an ex-con turned school teacher.

Synopsis:

🎨 COTEJADO, I’m SIRIUS, and next thing Ewe know, Ewe’s knot!

 

Yada, yada, yada… This film has not been titled yet, however, possible candidates for the frontón are:

— You can’t be Perón about it, but who’s yer Daddy, John?

 

In Local news, seDuctioN, p. 5; in 20minutes . Cerf-panthére:

It’s like the Mussolini in of PM Meloni in Italy , on the same page, V… paraphrased:

Faire référence à cette catégorie de Français est un poncif de la, communication politique⁵.

this, after Attal… ejem… after all is the savoir faire that a young lieutenant colonel from Argentina took back to la Milonga de un tal “calefón” from The School od Communication of Il Duce in ROMA.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3709 /pub /3596 /page /5

 

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It’s good to be the king… Mel Brooks and The Torquemadas del Toledo de Coronado.

🥸 Eye can’t believe that there’s no such think as a Sanity Clause! Marie Christmas.

Later in the Programming, when Öüï, that motherfucker, Jumps to 21street, Eye asks Johnny Depp if it’s “good to be The King”, or was that the Grape that killed Gilbert, let’s ask Do Caption… Di Caprio, that son of a bitch: 

Hey, retard! Why’d ya put a mask on The King?

I’m SIRIUS, Leoⁿ… and youse knot!

 

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Our personal favorite:

La Biblia chilla junto a un Space heater, Evangelists in France and other assorted quackery around The Globe.

 

Never mind the Cock🇲🇫, Sweden, it’s Turkey 🦃with mayo 🥪… Baby Öüï were born to run-off.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /le-grand-ecran-de-bruce-springsteen -7276598

Breaking in Paris:

It’s a gig interview on an Eminence Front

 

It’s been come brought to our attention that if you are a ticket-holder to The Boss‘ recital at La Défense, you might run into Barack Hussein Obama, and you know that that there choir GO’ill is non other than a former lawyer turned First Lady.

Additionaly, Öüï also got a scoop about an updated version of Tom Cruz’es-ese “Born on The 4th of July”. The new verses on that upbeat ditty will accomodate the RENEGING clauses proposed by politicians who think that Military Service is for losers.

… And, Reverend Al, you of all boot-legged Evangelistas know, You know darn well that James BROWN was a “PERONIST”, you know—Reverend Al, you know. That I know.

HOUSTON… Nevermind the bullshit, here comes VOTER supression. Where is La KUMAR when Voto Latino needs her, where, Güera, where?

 

After the break, it’s “El Ey is my Lady,” with the one-and-only, “the chairman of the board”, Mr. Tee ♟️ Martínez, a chess militant and, Sinatra’s Melody lover-no-less.

 

Over on the AlloCine subtitles factory, our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster the copy writer, is sitting front-row on a title-bout fight next to GeekMíMore translator, Fred Le Verre³. Fenster asked the ©Bragelonne word-surgeon, “just what in the fuck is up with NERDS, in this joint?”.

³~. Actually, it’s Frédéric, and the last name is knot glass, but Le Berre, Eye just thought —yes, he did— he thought that Öüï (that motherfucker) could bring for sho’ en Tell, a French Touch memo 📝, period!

Our French Touch demo is a Jamaican Country Bluegrass Blues & Other Jerks From Skid Row.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de La Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… presenta:

En contexto para Marie-Ange Schiltz, it’s like Uncle Willie once said, if you know how the devil’s goose-bumps feel when Hell freezes over inside of a sleeping sack then you know what permanence is supposed to work like.

And starring as Florence Cassez : Cléopâtre Bordello del Rex

Did ‘ya “borrow” or « steal »… What are you, hijos of the Paris Craiglist Tourism Board? da’Phuck outta here.

Let’s re-cap, in the next segment I am going to revisit the use of the word RENDITION, from El Chuco – Texas no less, because that is where this tangent (Agence France Presse) touches MIAMI, La Calle Ocho, and of course, that place called ‘little Havana’, in the meantime I challenge each and any of you cocksuckers at La Sorbonne’s Annex to come up with the antonym of that noun, ‘rendition‘ because “rendition” in the way that ANTONIO GONZALEZ interpreted that legal concept for the U.S. in América court system is not really accurate, rendition is a close cousin of SURRENDER, and if HISTORY is going to remember the Bush Dynasty in all of it’s “verdigris” glory, then the word KIDNAP, ABDUCTION, or even CAPTURE would have perhaps been a better suit for that TEXAS HOLD‘Em# stunt that THE CIA pulled all over EUROPE, only to end up TORTURING people in POLAND³ until the HAGUE probably told Secretary Rumsfeld to find another place to practice what he preached.

³~. How convenient, did President BUSH (R–43) use the actual concentration camps there, or only their méthodologies?

Pied Noire reject in « vert-de-Carte_gris ».

º~. https ://www .msnbc .com /morning–joe /watch /chris-cillizza-connects-sports-politics-and-the-u-s-presidency

∑ all Δ

https ://www .stripes .com /theaters /us /2023-04-20 /guantanamo-prisoners-terrorists /US-sends-Guantanamo-detainee-to-Africa-saying-he’s-no-longer-a_threat

(1765) De l’italien patina (« vert-de-gris »), apparenté à patène et ainsi dit probablement parce que les patines (plats) antiques sont maintenant revêtues de ce sel².  

“Say HELL-oh Tu MAY Little Friend!!!”
Tony Montana in Brian de Palma’s “cara rayada”.

Former Attorney General of The U.S. in América, Alberto Gonzalez, should not be able to lie in a court of law, but for, The BANANA TRIALS in the Federal Circuit Courts, and that is only because failed tyrannical refugees like Luis Posada Carriles might flee to “Little Havana”, sin embargo, Juanito Leguizamo from Queens, TAMAULIPAS is the border that American terrorists such as “Bambi” chose as their crossing point to turn into « wetbacks » but only after they are caught plotting an “anti-communist” freedom blast.

 

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²~. Color that time or human action gives to ancient objects , statues , paintings , ivories , etc.

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Here, however, shit is an object of worship. The patina is nothing but rubbish that time accumulates on buildings, objects, furniture, etc.

Salvador Dalí in,
Yes : the Paranoid-critical revolution, Vol. 1;
Denoël/Gonthier Ed. 1979, p. 76.

∼ ∧ / ∨ ≈

Cleopatra Jones meets Indiana Jones in an episode of Ancient Icke’s Aliens of The Apocalypse en la Universidad.
Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo in,
The European Tour
Tercer Milenio, Fifth French Republic; París, FRANCIA. Freelance Editions for Faggots.

²~. https ://fr .wiktionary .org /wiki /patine

 

Previously on Línea 3 del Universo de Los Indios Verdes, Rockdrigo González was watching the world turn around at Balderas, where Alfonso Reyes’ dad is about to go full traitor.

Una de vaqueros… and as requested by former Republican Congressman form from the Great State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, here’s the Zimmerman Letter with Turkish subtitles, you son of a bitch!

 

Hilarity ensues when 100 years later, an American political science Carpet-bagger named JOHN Mill Ackermann arrivés to the Sorbonne’s annex at the IHEAL (Instituto de Estudios Superiores de la América latina por sus siglos en Francés) to procelatalize the gospel of El Mesías Tropical.

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Reefer Madness with Denisa Kerschovas

Part won of tú.

Who killed The Phantom? Let’s ask The New York City Mayor… Di Blasio, not the other guy… he’s our prime suspect on this case, the Mayor was last spotted braggin’ about how he gave “The Keys” to the city, to the fellow who pulled the curtains on The Phantom. I smell a rat tsar on this one, and it is not pretty. Knot pretty at all, and I mean each and Évry last one of Ewe pretty-motherfuckers!

 

The following is a Public Service Advertorial… and Reverend All, I do mean ALL of you, because that feeling that Mika Brzezinski has about Gun Violence in America sin acento right now, rings true to what Mexicans on the receiving end of those “western union remesas” have been feeling since the Merida DRAFT in 2006.

En Contexto for Le Pen Club Grand Prix de Traduction 2023, en France:

You have to head East from La Parole Errante towards Vincennes… in 2011, because that is where Mika’s observation intersects with the artistic expression of the artist known as “Freddy Cats” and his ‘cholos re-loaded’.

Note to disqualifying judges  :  this is a motherfucking adaptation, not a direct translation, on account that that particular body of work was killed by the Préfecture de Police at Cité and proméxico… just the facts, Stephanie Menou, —just the facts, madam. And Stephanie, do say hello to Talía “saltamontes” Olvera, por favor³.

Negro… this is exactly what I am talking about, no sooner did Benny Blanco from The Bronx put out his vision of América and the no-good Paris tourism board in collaboration (no less) with Denis Soula (that motherfucker) both reacted by eating the GO’ill de Niza and a motherfucking GREC! Le Culot, Susana Pubeda! La audace, Aussie, el descaro. What’s next MONY-MONY?, that Lionel Esparza is going to dish out to they—hoy, a François “Comme d’Habitude” with Rosa Parks’ “My Wey“? No imagination whatso-fucking Eva! None… have a seat, rookie.

Center for the Study of Hate & Extremism at California State University-San Bernardino… https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2023 /mar /14 /us-hate-crimes-2021-fbi-data this article is more than 1 month old

Öüï find La Kerschovas at chez Los Feliz, in at Grifo’s³ Park in El Ey, where a notorious smuggler heir, —hier soir— delivered the goods to La Kerschovas in Réel Temps de Cerise 🍒.

La des°fach°a°tez franco-romana de France Musique.

 

[³~.Word roots for Ugly Mexicans at politico dot com with a conflict of interest WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG go here for the purpose of the contrariant resolution of The Pen Club 2003 Transliteration and Adaptation Grand 🏎️ Prix  para el trono 🚽… ]

³~. Very well, Alex Dutilh, let Mí introduce you to my little friend, PRUDENCE… and just to set the scene for the good people of Montreuil-sous-Bois, and especially Marie-Laure Coulmin at the Club de Mediapart, the president of PENCLUB français³ was right, it takes a little more than an internet application to translate a text, “to do it right child,” just as the one who is called the “Quiet one” said, —all those years ago.

³~. So sorry if I did not catch your name last Saturday, April 15th at La Parole Errante

So, with the aforementioned in mind, let’s connect the dots, because I am not about to start pulling SHIT out of LA CAÑERIA without knowing how to fix LA TUYAUTERIE. De arranque what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common? Anyone? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common?

Bueller? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common? 

— That’s right, Ferris, these things are FALSE FRIENDS when it comes to TRANSLATION and INTERPRETATION, but ol’Number Two (no pun intended, mister President) just got back to Del Aware and that crafty son-of-a-bitch stole a leprechaun’s lucky coin so let U.S. bring in Luigi Mario from 1993, not the one from 2023 to make a MAGICK circle with the 30 years celebrated this past week, which of course is our common-base to bring in the other circles and join these to-get-her…

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— see what each MANDOrLA on a vesica piscis is going to reveal. Perhaps a song, or a tree, who knows! CA3422 en PANtone.

Later at 20h CET it’s a New Edition of:

Screen-grab courtesy of Kirk Lazarus Talent Agency.

 

What da’Hecq! Let’s go 20,000 leagues down El Toledo. By Victoriano Hu…Go.

Wait one for The Phantom’s autopsie from a French morgue… I have the murder weapon.

Circle forward to part Two. And didn’t I tell Ewe Yesterday that it was going be a Ghost Note? Didn’t Eye?

Listening Silence — Congratulations, John…

The good thing about this blog is that Mr. Ramos, doesn’t read it.

¡Viva La Raza! Now more than ever, even more than in Pizarro’s time… it’s like Marley said… “it’s a Soul Shakedown, tonight… i need your concentration…” etc., etc., ETC!  }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de toda La Raza, en Nueva Yo’l.

… at least you got the eyebrows right on “La Frida…” something that even the heirs of her juicy Estate could not do before the “Barbie” pirateada took over… and, yes Mr. Leguizamo, sadly, it is the Pitbull era.

Context follows… on John Leguizamo: Latin History for Morons.

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