Hey, Mary Poppins, that’s French for “Hey, motherfucker³”

Time-d’LAi $¢₹€€N grab à Châtelet:


Shop now…60 Years of friendship is about to go the way of DISPOSABLE HEROS.

In Paris, France, Metallica just earned another $TREAM€R for their Metal Militia Campaign flag, i was not there, but the Friends of the infamous Musée de Visites Guidée de la Préfecture de Police at the Bagagerie had a special all-access PASS* and, motherfucking Cheetos© to go with their Sorrow for Harvest.

*~. 3 rue de la Cité, casi esquina 📐 con Marie-Ange Schiltz at the CNRS.

Hit the lights and shut the door.


https ://twitter. com /SegoArma /status /s=20

Anyhow, every They in the month of May feels like Sunday, even Fridays. With that in mind, this is weekend edition and Denisa Kerschova had the day off. It turns out that after hearing the deep fake opening remarks of a certain U.S. senator from the Great State of Connect-i-cut, La Kerschovas decided all on her own to call-in her Friday edition of thee Allegretto d’aujourd’hui.

Any how, Frank Fig Lucie, I borrowed your last name, but only to cover a French obscenity on Lucie, who just so-happens to be Mary Poppins booty-call when Lilith is at The Gorge in George.


Si vous avez fermé les yeux au début de l’audience, vous n’auriez pas pu dire que nous jouions un clone de ma voix en introduisant l’audience,” said the itinerant radio host from an undisclosed location in her penthouse at La Maison de La Radio.

https ://www .politico .com /news /2023/05/17 /blumenthal-ai-deepfake-recording-senate-hearing

Chapter 3, Salmon rush only to die… pass the Sal and them biscuits, please

Violator, on the other hand is in El Monte… three time zones looking East, Le Pen Club America gala was crashed by a one-eyed Salmon, or something like that, but that has nothing to do with our on-going translation draft for submission to the good people at Le Pen Club de France on rfpp . net.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/18 /arts /salman-rushdie-pen-america

Eye tell you what mister Salmon, if Leguizamo didn’t make his way to The Natural History Museum near Cypress Hill then Agent Vazquez is loco en el coco… Insane in the brain.

It’s 1995 and Pandora box is about to be opened, at the time, Yakima,  Washington… three hours west from Spokane 🍎, next to Idaho 🥔, was more than training grounds for tank units around Pushtay point; it used to be Squaw Tit on an Indian Reservation plan… but that’s only because, “[S]ome linguists have suggested that squaw is a French corruption of an Iroquoian vulgarity for female genitalia.”

☂️… https ://azdailysun .com /state-changes-name-of-hill

In the words of Josephus, to Mika La Vag’:



Ewe throw a softball 🥎 like that at the plate and, indeed, Denisa, Eye’s gonna eat it.

Peda + gogi… it’s Greek for Barbecue


From the producers of “Madea’s European Vacation… Öüï begin in Mount Olympus », and Niger Nazar’s Gogi Studios in Karachi, acclaimed docu-series “Cops, what’cha gonna do when They come for you?”, comes the story of Benny Blanco from The Bronx, an ex-con turned school teacher.


🎨 COTEJADO, I’m SIRIUS, and next thing Ewe know, Ewe’s knot!


Yada, yada, yada… This film has not been titled yet, however, possible candidates for the frontón are:

— You can’t be Perón about it, but who’s yer Daddy, John?


In Local news, seDuctioN, p. 5; in 20minutes . Cerf-panthére:

It’s like the Mussolini in of PM Meloni in Italy , on the same page, V… paraphrased:

Faire référence à cette catégorie de Français est un poncif de la, communication politique.

this, after Attalejem… after all is the savoir faire that a young lieutenant colonel from Argentina took back to la Milonga de un tal “calefón” from The School od Communication of Il Duce in ROMA.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3709 /pub /3596 /page /5



It’s good to be the king… Mel Brooks and The Torquemadas del Toledo de Coronado.

🥸 Eye can’t believe that there’s no such think as a Sanity Clause! Marie Christmas.

Later in the Programming, when Öüï, that motherfucker, Jumps to 21street, Eye asks Johnny Depp if it’s “good to be The King”, or was that the Grape that killed Gilbert, let’s ask Do Caption… Di Caprio, that son of a bitch

Hey, retard! Why’d ya put a mask on The King?

I’m SIRIUS, Leoⁿ… and youse knot!



Our personal favorite:

La Biblia chilla junto a un Space heater, Evangelists in France and other assorted quackery around The Globe.


Never mind the Cock🇲🇫, Sweden, it’s Turkey 🦃with mayo 🥪… Baby Öüï were born to run-off.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /le-grand-ecran-de-bruce-springsteen -7276598

Breaking in Paris:

It’s a gig interview on an Eminence Front


It’s been come brought to our attention that if you are a ticket-holder to The Boss‘ recital at La Défense, you might run into Barack Hussein Obama, and you know that that there choir GO’ill is non other than a former lawyer turned First Lady.

Additionaly, Öüï also got a scoop about an updated version of Tom Cruz’es-ese “Born on The 4th of July”. The new verses on that upbeat ditty will accomodate the RENEGING clauses proposed by politicians who think that Military Service is for losers.

… And, Reverend Al, you of all boot-legged Evangelistas know, You know darn well that James BROWN was a “PERONIST”, you know—Reverend Al, you know. That I know.

HOUSTON… Nevermind the bullshit, here comes VOTER supression. Where is La KUMAR when Voto Latino needs her, where, Güera, where?


After the break, it’s “El Ey is my Lady,” with the one-and-only, “the chairman of the board”, Mr. Tee ♟️ Martínez, a chess militant and, Sinatra’s Melody lover-no-less.


Over on the AlloCine subtitles factory, our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster the copy writer, is sitting front-row on a title-bout fight next to GeekMíMore translator, Fred Le Verre³. Fenster asked the ©Bragelonne word-surgeon, “just what in the fuck is up with NERDS, in this joint?”.

³~. Actually, it’s Frédéric, and the last name is knot glass, but Le Berre, Eye just thought —yes, he did— he thought that Öüï (that motherfucker) could bring for sho’ en Tell, a French Touch memo 📝, period!

Our French Touch demo is a Jamaican Country Bluegrass Blues & Other Jerks From Skid Row.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de La Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… presenta:

En contexto para Marie-Ange Schiltz, it’s like Uncle Willie once said, if you know how the devil’s goose-bumps feel when Hell freezes over inside of a sleeping sack then you know what permanence is supposed to work like.

We find La Kerschovas back from the Gates of Hell

Nuevo Orden huasteco vía La Central Huasteca Náhuatl.

https ://en .wiktionary .org /wiki /Tayikist%C3%A1n

For context, La Kerschova’s Tati™ bags where still steaming and La Juventud Venezolana at Champs Elysées, naturally, where were seen raising their monocle-free eyebrow and puffin’ 🌬️ through their OzzYko: “Aquí huele’Azufre! ».

I barely touched the Starship, Eye swear Superstar! And that’s not in vain.


(And, Cousin Joe, did Susan Page got get a cheek liposuction or is that just the haircut?

A quick programming note 🎶… and then you wonder why the Japanese eat their French students like raw sushi…

I’ll have the nipples with colitas de rana.


Anyhow, motherfucker. FUCK you, “i’m outta’ here”.

{And} Susan Page, relax, youse gonna look swell when primetime hits Hawaii.

— And, Sweet Mika on the Page nevermind The Irish…


As she [Denisa] crossed the ‘Trocadéro’, la Kerschovas was heard speaking out loud, “it’s always 1871! »… it’s the bottom of the FO’ist and Louise Michel is at the Mound, and Benny Blanco is on vacation in Paris.

Sources close to La Kerschovas relayed that she indeed smelt of Rayos ⚡ but nobody cares, sin embargo… I don’t know jack about Ramadan, but Eye, is told that it ends to They.

And in Hilo, Hawaii, it is time to jump to mañana 🌬️ Harry Potter is a fag🪄, period! — … but that is just because mister Macron cheated. Indeed his punk ass did, blocking all of the CASE ROLAS with gas lacrimógeno. What a pussy-punch. Must be a fan of Cognac. Pussy punch.

https ://www .telegraph .co .uk /world-news /2023/04/20 /ridicule-french-police-ban-pans-protests/

Shattered 🎉

It’s just a FART ON THE JOE, a fart on the Joe.

Previously on The Le Pen Club at rfpp en Montreuil — M9 at † de 🐴

Avril 2023  

Saso Porcel at Pleyel.

… and BENNY Blanco from “daBronx”, if that’s even your real voice[over] Let Mí, CARLITO Brigante, tell you How, IT!, —will be. But FO’ist you and “Pachanga” are going to have to know how to get to Sesame Street, at La Salle Pleyel, where l’Opera next DOOR is going to be, as the French say, ANNULÉ! Tune in at Eight when the Head Nigger in charge explains to Bernie Sanders why the opera is gonna go the way of Hun and Ninth Street à Lyon.

Slim 🏎️ Borgudd
“Chiquitita” en rfpp .net
¿Por qué’Stan tristes hoy?

Noire… With a Ticket To Ride.

P.S. à la inverse ∴ I begin at the end of Sam Stein’s transmission in Babylon Tú, you son of a bitch! And here is Y, pronounced like them Greeks dew, not like the French eat their grec.

Any how, Benito Blanco at the Bodega, now I know why in Venezia, Los Hombres G, got in a fight with the mafia; god-damn ginny-basterd’s called David Summers, ‘il Brutto’, pero no por feo… si no más bien por Wey!!! You mean to tell me that The Ugly Mexican at the Farmer’s Joe Show on MSNBC didn’t know the roots of the Avocados 🥑 that he eats! BOLOGNA with MAYO at 6 in the morning with Ice-T, Collete! Hop on the bus and call Mí ” Blondie 🤠”… It’s all New York NOIZE!!!

AGUACATES… Agua pasa por mi casa, Kate de mi corazón. Ketchup? Secretary Kerry’s wife would not be filthy rich without Our Tomates.


All ghost* notes lead to Ring💍 Starr³… Talking ’bout—Pop Music:

Ringo Starr has long suffered the mockery of the public and musicians. Described as an “average” drummer, Starkey was in the right place at the right time and did not deserve his status as the most famous drummer at  the Préfecture de Police in Paris, France… in the planet…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.


Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco...

Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco… Ai’ Te va, because by the time that I got to Robespierre (M9) the Le Pen Club de France had already vacated the grounds of La Parole Errante, Juanito Guanavacoa was nowhere in sight, and Osler Amaro was en retard. So I did the only sensible thing in the meantime, Yesterday,  which off-Course was to re-establish a conversation with the ‘Alien lizard” on the wall next to the cantina y con un gato que’staba allí.


Il aura fallu près d’un demi-siècle et les louanges à répétition de (many, many great drummers et autres Stewart Copeland at THE POLICE pour qu’il soit réhabilité aux yeux de tous…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.

And now, the rest of that story… but FO’ist! It’s another edition of our trademark gig:


Adventures in Translation with musical guest The Tremendous Transilien Transliterations

All the fast horses… Transºliteración transcendental follows. En fin, no pasó mucho tiempo entre la opción de quedarme un rato allí en el jardín La Parole Errante o ir a ver qué estaba pasando con Méliès en su jardín just around the corner from Armand Gatti’s place.

… Still to come, A BAND of Horses and a Collection of asses.

And Jen Psaki, it’s OK to be angry, with Bernie. Go ahead, say it loud, The World is heading towards The Age of Oligarchs… BONG 13 revisited, A-Gain 🗣️📣 and A-Gain., Ask ChiChi and never mind Wesley Snipes, because the Only BLADES that Öüï dance to is The one from The Harlem salsa orchestra.

Hoy en día, no muchos en el mundo osarian (o se atreverían a) meter en cuestión Quest-ionar el rol CAPITAL de Ringo en El Son de “Cha-Cha—BOOM! » on a CAVE in Liverpool.

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201, by Sébastien Benoits.



All the fast horses.

As you were — spics in Cannes follows


SPEAK. Ladies in Gemini, if you happen to be one of them Andalucians who go on The Juanito GUANAVACOA Show on the 106.3 de Fréquence ModuLADA de rfpp . net, or perhaps one of them SORBONNE Law School professors who moonlight as wanna-be Punks on the same show, please be advised that what follows is neither a REPETITION, nor a MOTHERFUCKING RANT 🗣️ , with that on your Music Sheets, please bear in mind that ARMAnDO Segovia does not control the Mail that arrives to his domiciliation at la rue des Bourdonnais, we just play the MOTHERFUCKING tune. Enjoy your two RSA checks and I hope that Gil Scott Heron’s alter-ego doesn’t catch up to y’all.

Let’s go Papi ChuloLet’s look for La Tina in Rome, because R o m a, Roma es Amor. But first, motherfucker, Eye is about to show MEDIAPART and its little “paperboy”; ROLLING STONE (france), Denis Roulleau; and Mr. José Lopes³ at the Direction du bâtiment et de la sécurité at le Service de la sécurité of the Georges Pompidou Centre, “the fleeting, unidentified voices proclaiming [that] “Ive been mad for fucking yearsand [that] “there is no dark side of the moonin fact,” (V&A Publishing 2017, pg.217) allow Mí, gentlemen, to borrow from WATERS “interspread … spoken-word segments” and create for that GainsBourg fellow at the Bpi’s 2nd level “an athmospheric SUB-PLOT », to “The hidden face of the PRISM.”

Live from the San and Reas FAULT, it’s The Great Gig at La Samaritaine.

³~. Lusitano perhaps, but that signe diacritique on the PEPE part of his first name makes him soupçonneusement spic.

Lets dedicate local park to Mussolini* », says-italian minister, according to The Times (not That one!).

https: //www .lemonde .fr /politique /article /2023/04/14 /At the evening of “Current Values*“, Manuel Valls worries about the “civilizational risk” in front of the gratin of the far right

The oldest cliche in Da’book… some might say, is that all Rhodes lead to fascism, or something like that, so to clear the burrata* from Pachanga³ (dijo la changa) we switch, IT!, over to Daniela Piedra-Brava en Viña del Mar to ask her if what Benny Blanco from the Bronx is preaching rings as Trou 🕳️… as a pretentious bell from a French church (in Avignon)… Alésia is standing-by with Alicia (not that one).

Technical Leprechauns 🍀 in Dublin just ate the pissaladière from El Papa, John Lengua Samos reports from la rue de Ravioli.

Ugly Mexicans follow…


In local news:

All discord, no Excuses and most definitely no contemporaneous video-chat leprechauns.