Gran Señor Zopilote de La Piedra del Sol en Serpiente del calendario chino

Up next… Colibrí de Aztlán a galope en Caballo rojo de Sìchuān.

Gooooooo, Dodgers — ruining Baseball 4 games at a time.

But first, we switch IT!, over to Willie Geist who just got caught shaving the tariffs out of Canada, Cousin Joe for his part just lost a bet because I, Armando Segovia, told that son-of-a-BITCH that the only AD (in CaNaDa) that matters is ONTARIO in 1987.

Fair Use Of Ronald Reagan

Take me out to the Ball game, but don’t buy them Cracker-ass crackers, Jacques, they’be over-priced with a “beautiful tariff” to pay for that Trump Tax (no kings Series)

 

It’s the bottom of the first… Walk This Güey ⚾ ; in Paris, France, Charlotte Bibring is having a Cappuccino (or something like that) before the singing of the Nation Anthem in Ontario.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada… California follows.

Güi-Güi, Guilty as charged monsieur président de la programmation, and Eye is knot sorry that Öüï mispelled mister Oxmo Puccino’s nomenclature ; now pass the shugga’ Bibring… that hummingbird  🌸 is not going to 💉 feed itself.

Nordaka… cigarros a Hong Kong

Deer, Cousin Joe, you can never go wrong with a Whataburger, but that won’t prevent you from being a sum’ba—bitch.

… and Claire McCaskill, you’re not silly when you say that Morning Joe is a Baseball Snob job for Boston and New York.

But there’s hope for you congressman, you just have to renounce your faith in Nancy Reagan. Just say no, Cousin Joe! Just-$ay—Know!.

Anyhow, Senator Gallego, get to work and stop campaigning. And here is why:

… because after an entire 1000 days of war in Ewe🏗️Crane🕎 the only thing that is going to get you the spick vote back are the sounds of the missiles and not your pretty mug.

La mexicanización de BFM TV con Sonny Carnero 🐏

Armando a Reagan :

And Cardi B… my spell checker keeps wanting to call you CARDIO, but never mind that because i was not going to vote this election (back in January) any hoot, Cardio B, it cost me €24 to send the fax to Art Tinoco in Riverside, and now the entire county knows that I Am Against Slave Labor in The California Pinto League, I have some friends from the wayback who didn’t do the crime and are still paying for it at .03 cents on The Dollar.

Tus ojos mexicanos lindos
Que solos no se miden ellos
Yo sé que son-que-son divinos
Herencia de una Francia rancia 

 

Recuerdos III… and yet you (France) reward corruption, sycophants and, ANY nepotist Mexican who tells you that Notre Dame (km 0) is a “gift to the world” or as Napoléon once told Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, « un cadeau, Pete, un cadeau ».

El Divo de Juárez, via les “Culs-Brules” de Poitiers.

Señor ministro Retailleau
PRESENTE:
The Correct Terminology that you are searching for is not La Mexicanización de La Francia. Not by a long coke line…

Y Para Muestra, minister Ratatouille, here’s a FUCKING zebra 🦓… because what in the whole wide world of Circuses around The World is a zebra? I tell you what a Zebra is mister Interior en Beauvau, a Zebra is nothing more than a funky Ass, a Donkey 🫏 or, como dicen en Banderilla, Veracruz: un burro with style.

Even Eddie Murphy wished that he was a zebra, but Eddie Murphy is just a fucking donkey.

I’m Sirius minister Retailleau, it’s unbecoming for an hôtel de Beauvau resident and rather embarrassing for your neighbors at the Huitième de la haute bourgeoisie to jump onto NANCY REAGAN’S bandwagon and blame your V Republic’s SHORTSIGHTEDNESS on an entire PUEBLO; little ol’Eye reckons that Colombians will feel yet-again, left out by fragile bureaucrats in your Chain-of-Command.

En fin minister Retailleau, the term that your LACK of imagination needs is the following:

La Reaganisation de La France
Just Say No !

Fifty Shades of Colt®️ — Fifty Shades of Gray in Mazan

The French Touch — Artificial Bets… 50 over 50 odds.

… and in Washington, Elise Jordania had flashbacks to her tweens³ in Mississippi.

³~. pré-ado, child : pre-teen.

Told y’all that Americans are stupid when it comes to metrics, and Ewe ain’t seen nothing yet, Elise Jordania, wait ’till Artificial Prostitutes seduce take over politics

“Daddy no!”…

In local news, God Bless Russian Television news… it‘s just the other face in the coin of Reaganomics.

Next Shot… Tame Impala

Previously, “On A Mexican Radio”, Manuel Valls arrived on a flying circus horse designed in Catalunya by Salvador Dalí and Jacobo Zabludovsky… « ¡Aún Hay Más! »

The Thick White Column

But first, we switch, IT!, over to Invalids where Mister Édouard Phillipe just received the Captain Louie Renault’s 2024 from the GALL of Manuel Valls for the category:

I Can’t Believe That There is Narco-business happening at the docks!

There’s a Rat in David’s House… and so, Saloomón had to visit Napoleon’s Iron DOME for the Moses Ceremony in París, France.

Any how biker³ Pau, nevermind Dalí’s Ana-ana-Boba-Nah Ana-nah-nah-nah-nah na-na nah-GRAM, here comes Patti Davis. 

Anyhow, Patti Davis, how the fuck is Ron Jr. Doing? Please be advised that Eye is “gobsmacked” and delighted that Jœ’s monkeys lined your MorJo segment with The Gipper’s birthday, one They late, anyhow. And, Patti, let the record show that little ol’I an also anti-christ and a fervent Anti-Dentite… fluoride for all!

Ladies in Gemini : Tame Impala and a truck full of Barbies.

 

Please Stand-by for a Sur°real hommage to THE RAPED VICTIMS of Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, at Invalides.

Aquí no ha pasado nada
… starring Flore Simon, chef d’édition en AguascalientesTV

… and, Mika Brzezinski, never mind Dalí and Dr. Buen Abad, just hit Rewind to 1938.

The Ballad of Godart and Pacard — À Priori avant l’après-midi

El corrido de las Paus… AS³.

Aquí no ha pasado nada
… starring Flore Simon, chef d’édition en AguascalientesTV, as EL SALVADOR Dalí.

The first copla al cuadrado goes a little something like so:

From The Ratlines to The Rat Race… It’s Viva Las Vegas, — y’all!

 

Barbie, Barbie
Youse knot gonna believe
Whose birthday matches with Reagan’s?
That’s right, it’s Eva’s.

Carranza no tiene panza — El Sur°realismo macuspano

 

We begin in Habana, Cuba, where Nicaraguan poet Rubén Darío sought sanctuary with Camilo Cienfuegos after Mexican dictator, Porfirio Díaz (the original Cool dictator of mejicanos, —in El Salvador) snubbed Darío during the first centenary celebration of Cinco de Mayo in 1910 and so, … Rubén had no other choice than to kick Ronald Reagan’s ass after Henry Lane Wilson made fun of the French greekiness and Greek frenchiness of Don Quijote de La Mancha.

You now own this bible, and all of the parallel stories within it’s its windows. Ewe broke, IT!, you buy, IT!

 

… but first, Öüï catches up with Ambassador Jefferson at La Maison de l’Amérique latine. Eye wanted to ask the American Ambassador about his experience with the arrival of his horse and carriage to Le Havre.

Any hoot, Maud, forgive Mí if Eye takes this these loose tones with your Representative-self, it must be that Öüï, that motherfucker, is out of Schlitz, and Ewe knows that that, can only mean that Schiltz is out of Luc.

Long story shrinked, I am drawing a blank. I’ve got nothing, not Even a door.

Hoy no hubo noticias — Refugiados Sin Refugio

— Pôle Emploi got hacked.

— Interior Minister reduces the blame in recent gang-related shootings in the South of France to recreational substance consumers.

See you mañana. laters, All y Gators.

Co-In°$í°Dentils°

No Knews Friday… coincidentally, hoy no hubo cauSALidades en Pachuca, —Hidalgo.

… entonces, don Julio Guereks, como dicen las embajadoras de Don Saldaña en Paname… o como dice l’impératrice:

GiBo Files

Julio 1940, Luis I. Rodríguez se reúne con el Mariscal Pétain para comunicarle que los españoles con Visa a México estaban en tránsito, no en espera para los hornos de la B.M.W.

de Paris a México vía Asvasadourian… Y vise versa que no se debe confundir con por su puesto, ‘La Tuya’.

“Recién Salido Del Horno”

By: Segovia y Serrano.

Intermedio… With One Faro — SATURN is in FULL Spectrum

It’s PRIMETIME on the FOX NETWORK

President Ronald Reagan should have been the FIRST U.S. president to have had his mugshot on the MTV. Not counting the Bush Generation, pero eso es un Pinchie Sueño Guajiro.

Haste Risk… fuck The BOLAN Amendment³.

 

³~.  The Boland amendment prohibited the CIA  from directly or indirectly supporting military or paramilitary operations carried out in Nicaragua.” 

Of TOWERS and Presidents, the Gipper’s Defense on a midnite train to Georgia or something like that on THE FIVE animalitos on the FOX, we begin with Jesse Watters who, by the look of that snout is the motherfucking PIG.

³~.https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /monde /israel / united-states-when-ronald-reagan-emerged-unscathed-from-the-irangatesscandal

6 de febrero Reagan International Arrivals/Departures

Two of U.S.:

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s los hilos de Sasha en El Universal de Ana-Ana_BoBaNa 🍌-Nah-Na BoBaNa de México en La Madrid de los Hombres G:

Indiana (32 AD)

3ra Jornada de Huelga General.

Ana Anabitarte:
— ¿Técnico en mantenimiento? ¡Eso no existe!

🎈

Today is BOB MARLEY DAY and if you are in Mexico, you get to have a PULQUE with your herb… Higher Power, Donnie Deutsch? We don’t need no stinkin’ ARIZONA TEA in our Church’s®, Chicken!!! Now “Pass The Dutchie“, JERK!

🌬️ 🇯🇲 Jah sitteth in Mount Zion, and Ruhle’s all creation on the “psychedelic churches” of the MSNBC’s, —ese!

Ooh, yeah! All right!
Alright.
We’re jammin
1945 – 🇯🇲 Robert Nesta Marley, assasinated by a C.I.A. spook 🇺🇲 on “the gipper’s” payroll in 1981.
I wanna jam it wid youWe’re jammin’, jammin’,And I hope you like jammin’, too

Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
Axl Rose, on Track 8, the B-Side of “GN’R LIES” titled “One In A Million”.

1962Chinese Democracy Frontman, Billy Bruce Bailey, sees his first light in a town named after a French aristocrat and friend of General Washington, in Indiana.

2000: in El Ejido ( Almería ) thousands of Spaniards violently attack immigrants living in the region.

Diversity divides people

Ron DeSantis
Former Guantanamo Bay Prison
NAZI counselor on Torture Tactics, and current governor of that “DICK” on the armpit of Them United States of 1984, which of course it is, “Florida, Florida, Florida”.

 

1983 – in 🇧🇴 Bolivia , The Police arrest the genocidal Nazi Klaus Barbie , who will be transferred to the 🇨🇵 Montcluc fort ( France ) to be tried as the author of the crimes against humanity committed by German forces under his command in the Second World War .

 


What does the Dodo 🦤 bird, Donnie 🦤 Deutsch and Zsa Zsa 🦤 Gabor (19172016) have in common?

Prostitution, that’s what, the second-oldest profession in the world, next to shooting-down hot-air balloons, according to a former C.I.A. spy on the msnbc payroll.

I Gotcha 👊! … 0 Reviews
L’affaire Bomarzo est une histoire de censure : la censure, par la dictature 🇦🇷 argentine en 1967, d’un opéra d’Alberto Ginastera et Manuel Mujica Lainez, accusé de « référence obsessionnelle au sexe, à la violence et à l’hallucination ». Ainsi, Bomarzo reste å ce jour l’emblème des persécutions idéologiques de la dictature militaire. D’abord soutenue par le général Onganía lors de sa création å 🇺🇲 Washington, cette œuvre de musique contemporaine est, quelques mois plus tard, brutalement exclue de la scène musicale de Buenos Aires par ce même régime. Ses auteurs, pourtant plutôt conservateurs, sont rejetés, condamnés, traités de pervers. Aussi haletante qu’un thriller, la chronique de ce scandale nous fait revivre l’ampleur et la complexité du débat suscité par l’interdiction, et interroge le rôle de 🇻🇦 l’Église et de 🇦🇷 l’État comme régulateurs des rapports entre l’art et la morale. En observant le comportement des artistes et des intellectuels pendant ces années sombres, Esteban Buch dévoile les engagements et les compromissions de l’ensemble de la société argentine et, plus largement, éclaire les rapports entre musique et politique au xxe siècle.
« Less … Via Google Books.

1945 – 👹 Elba Esther Gordillo Morales, 🇲🇽 Mexican face of corruption in the SYNDICATE of Public Education (S.E.P.) and the manifestation of 👺 Carlos ROMERO Deschamps (PEMEX) without a dick in the Mexican Senate.

— Wrong Answer, Chief! Prostitution is like n° 10 on the list of professions. The Answer, according to the best pitcher in the history of this most non-consequential blog, 🇪🇸 CAMILO CIENGUEGOS 🇨🇺 (1932 – 1959) after a narrative-interview with 🇺🇲 Pamela Anderson… Eye feels so “exposed”, it’s a good thing i perfomed self-love earlier in the trajectory.

1984 – 👯 DAISY MARIE, Mexican/Filipino/U.S. 👯 adult entertainer🐰.

Cherchez la femme, pardieu! Cherchez la femme!, from « Les  Mehicans de París » by Alejandro Dumbass… a film by “L’Homme Qui Aimait Les Femmes³of the Reagan Years ».

³~. 1932François Truffaut, French BAY WATCHER ( 1984)

Answer: ⚾  Ronald Reagan (1911 – 1999) fucked them all, and then Eva Braun (1912- 1945 ) was born… which was bad news for the Dodo bird, because in 1936, Wilhelm Frick, the reich’s Interior Minister issues out a “racial biological inventory” and it turned out that the Dodo bird was Kosher to eat until 🦤 extinction.

In related Ronnie “City on A Hill” news:

1974 – the island of 🇬🇩 Grenada becomes independent from the 🇬🇧 British Empire, setting the course for a MOTION PICTURE location plot for CALIFORNIA governor, Ronald Wilson Reagan. The Movie would of course start its SHOOTING in OCTOBER, como tenía que ser, but of 1983… 🇵🇦 PANAMA would follow and ROCK and ROLL would never be the SAME as I listened to History in a classroom in 👼🏽1984 🚬.

1956 : in the United States racist protests are realized by the entrance of the first black student in the University of Alabama… Gooooo 🎈 Tide!

 

Ladies in Gemini… “Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition”, as re-counted by Cardinal Ximénez of Seville, Espagne, via the 🇬🇧 BBC.

1482 : in Sevilla the first auto-da-fé of the 🇪🇸 Spanish Inquisition 🇪🇸 takes place… it’s like a 🇮🇳 SALMAN RUSHDIE’s 🇬🇧 PhatWa, but for people who like to wear crosses on their chests.

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1934 : Fourteen people are killed in the 🇨🇵 Place de la Concorde (in Paris) during a demonstration by far-right leagues.

Putas in Pink… Issy Sadie, —Youse Pretty et j’A Dor

“Ce qui (el mundo de)
Le Monde,
doit à La France
»

It’s Trou 🕳️! It’s Trou 🕳️!

MARIANNE, nº 1345/1346
Décembre 2022 – Janvier 2023

Serial killers, kidnappers, DiploMATS and off-Course, —Sexy Sadies in Pink.

Hello there monsieur Administrateur de Motel de Matiñon, Eye has, IT!, On good authority to confirm that in fact, —your “clutch” sucks air after the 62 Mile threshold, I Can See For Miles.

After de Break 🥁, it’s Pedro Picapiedras on the BBC, Issy, Eye can SEe 🙈 FO’Miles, my name is Muhammad Ali, nice to meet you Ferruccio, is that a real Miura youse 🐂 sketchin’ Dere?