Tag Archives: A 36-hour day clock — Paris / Hawaii

Gérard Darmanin: Like a Rheinstone Sicherheit-judicial federal

From the producers of the Master Statements and the “superior race” comes the story of a Tunisian son-of-expats who wiped his ass with Article 430 of the Code of Criminal Procedure and then pinned it like a Rheinstone Medal on a French hero’s chest 🎖️.

Viva El Paso — Gérald Darmanin… and Shakespeare on The Rocks 🍸, Aussi 🇦🇺.

Deer, Don Darmanin, speaking 🙊 possibly as the first 🙈 Made-in-France 🙉 refugee (Sept. 2014) I express the following with first-hand knowledge (conocimiento de causa) so,

just like pears are not apples and diamonds not strass stones from The Rhein, so is your statement directed to the Make France Nazi Again, of Lundi de Pentecôte à Rouen, period.

having stated that mister miniSTER… is Pablo Gleason your friend also, or solaMENTE Juanito Guanabacoa en rfpp (106.3 fm).

Any hoot 🦉the brave action of the first responders to the synagogue arson (I feel) were cheapen by your opportunistic and populist statement, I personally can’t tell which of you two (Grabiel Atall) is more cheesy when either of your Ministries prompt statements are read out loud 📢.

“So it goes…”, narco what?

Entonces, where were we, güera³?

Remember me? Told y’all That Eye had seen That Movie too.

Ah, yes, as a member of the foreign affairs committee, what is the biggest threat to France?

https ://www .france24 .com /en /france /20240516-desire-to-kill-french-prison-van-attack-takes-drug-trafficking-fight-to-new-level-of-violence

You said Ukraine, Öüï assumed because of the Russian angle… yada, yada, yada, Xi Jing Ping is a sonovabitch and that’s the least of it, right now Xi Jing Ping is in Russia enjoying that Champagne from the New Aquitaine while New Caledonia could care less

³~. Maud Gatel at l’Assemblée.

After the break it’s Sous La Seine, nevermind them Sirens, there’s a fucking shark lurking around La Mala’s bridge (Pont des Arts).

… and Doris Day 🎶 Matt Busby

Dig it, but first, let the record show that Eye, Mara Gay, is blacker than Twitter, and Jesus aussi.

Like a Rolling Stone … and the C.I.A., dig it, ad nauseam.

Please be advised that Öüï took a wrong turn at Le Havre earlier this year on Martin Luther King Jr’s. Day in the U.S.A. and popped out of the hole over at Palacio Nacional during one of AMLO’s “morning denialists show”, the month is July, the year is 2023 and the DEA is at the mount.

Last Week to Mika:

Hilarity ensues when Nina surprises Pablito and little Claire “trash panda” McCaskill.

… in a world, where tasty treats rules The Bay of PIGS, comes the story of a boy who picked up a worm from the kitchen waste at The Withe House, it’s the story of John-John who died too young.

and now… The Rest of The Story:

Little John-John outranked Bob-Bob, Jack Fitzgerald after all was the one dealing with The Bay of Pigs, while Robert Francis was charged with prosecuting the Milk syndicate and those pesky Teamsters Union in Scorsese’s Hoffa. So it was only natural that the highest-ranking junior at the newly inaugurated Rose Garden would stick a worm down RFK Junior’s ear canal and get away with it.

Bob-Bob was counting on getting even with John-John once his daddy took over the Marilyn Monroe personal time duties at The Oval Office but then Sirhan Sirhan made the great.

American Horror Story featurning Morning Maddow in CET… 🐛Take That, 116 avenue du Président Kennedy!

 

According to Frost, no relation to the Flakes in Tony’s Corn Flakes, “Sirhan’s only connection to Bob-Bob’s dad was RFK’s support for sending 50 FIGHTER JETS to Israel in order to « obviously harm Palestinians »”.

And, Mike Barnicle, you took the train ride with the Dead Kennedy back on that June 8th day on his way to Saint Patrick’s Cathedral, heck you wrote a book about the people on both sides of the tracks BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE if RFK would have not sold his soul for the State of Israel? Little Bob-Bob might have gotten revenge on little John-John, which would have shifted the History Channel’s timeline and John-John might have never taken that Lear Jet 🛩️ nose dive, but what do I know, according to Hillary, people who support not killing Palestinians with U.S. bombs know not history at all.

Dear, Maud Gatel… Happy Saint-Germain-des-Prés³

https ://www .lemonde .fr /economie /article /2024/05/03 /at-france-inter-journalists-and-producers-worry-for-their–liberte-d-expression

Cocaine Unfrosted 🐯 The breakfast of champions… bola de putos!

 

… and, Katty Kay, nevermind the pop tarts, have some UNFROZEN COCAINE for breakfast. Now back in the day, in El Ey off course, it was a primo to just get things started, no time for lines just roll it into a pop tart and… ah nevermind, I am not supposed to talk directly (in)to the fourth wall.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /special-festival-jazz-a-saint-germain-des-pres-paris

And the colored girls go: What it is—what, IT!, is.

 

³~. On this, Press Freedom Day, take it from me, Mme. representative, the first Made-in-France refugee, courtesy of President François Hollande and The Year of Mexico in France, Russia as the biggest menace to Marianne is a checkerboard ♟️on an ice rink ⛸️, unfortunately for the next hour or so nothing else matters ‘cus Eye just smoked a joint.

But any how, who, why and/or when, señor Sicilia, I tried to talk to you back when you visited the Grand Palais foreign press welcome center in 2012, however, just as with Omar and the Ayotzinapa legal adviser, mister Pablo Gleason and the Cervantes Institute fellows, including a little propaganda tool named ULLOA, all together as a collective, had tainted your judgement/cause with total slander towards my independent journalism project in la bendita y sacrosanta France.

But why?

On the next segment Los Toreros Muertos will tell you why, —Javier.

Where Eyes comes from I reckon we call it a “blimp”, but that’s just to fuck with Michelin.

 

Across Pigalle, however, los perros ladran and The Man From La Mancha don’t give a Brel. Hope Hicks on the other hand is frying crying on the stand.

But never mind Donald Trump, I am focused on Sicilia, the man who back in 2012* at least on 2012 should have known that his sabbatical in France was sponsored by, “football, fado, and Fatima²”, because the people handling his propaganda, or Public Relations were non other than the part-time Mexican Embassy photographer and Pablo Gleason, who of course was aligned with Televisa and the Mexican Cinéma Show in Cannes.

*~. Postales milagrosas a Enrique Peña Nieto. Rue de Longchamp, Grand Palais, Église de La Madeleine, South of France.

²~. It’s the Portuguese man o’ war formula for shithole countries govern-mental control.

La Palanca de Diego Corrientes y un curado de fresa

Support your local predator… and on this Global day of La Mamapacha please be advised that things, according to the Talking Heads, are “same as it Eva was”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /j-y-suis-confrontee-tous-les-jours-dans-le-camp-presidentiel-le-sexisme-insidieux-derriere-la-parite-de-facade

Happy hour on pulque de guayaba… and all of the street for you to pass-out on.

And, madame representative Gatel, nevermind the changing of the guard in Polanco³, according to your correlegionaria MoDemista, and vice-président of the French National Assembly, Elodie Jacquier-LaForge from l’Isère, Eighty years after Évry slithery cunt was granted the right to vote sexism has not shifted the camaraderie (compadrazgo during The Year of Mexico in France) between men in the locker rooms of power.

³~. Changing of ambassador to ambassadrice at the French siege in La CDMX, formally, el DeFe… basically chilangolandia.

To The Moon – Alicia

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

— Any how, Governor Newsome, I certainly hope that Ewe don’t take this personally, after all, one can SinSeerLy remember the fate of Julius Benedict, — remember him, Governor? The fate of that Mengle’s Kid. I mean, it would not be the first time that a California governor gets knocked-up… remember Junior?

… and, Governor Newsom, 🚓 Öüï’s gonna need a pregnancy test from Ewe. Welcome to Alabama. 🚓 Youse not in the Neutral Zone, any moor?

 

20 minutes in a 36-hour news cycle

Featuring Doris Kearns Goodwin; phase III where Doris plays the role of Charlotte in, “Nosotros los Habsbourg-Lothringen’s”.

Forget Mí Knots.

We Shall Overcome… the papers.
—Off the top of your head, what’s your favorite Van Halen track?
— Right now
— Yes, of course right now… Ewe don’t wanna wait ’till tomorrow.

If past is prologue, salud 🥃

—Je vous ai tout avoué. Je vous ai ouvert mon âme.
— Votre âme. Qui est-ce que cela intéresse? Pauvre petit princesse qui soigne ses maux de cœur en étant charitable.

Uso justo del Segundo Imperio de Dargaud en Palaiseau, France 91120.

Bonhomme – Nury in Charlotte IMPÉRATRICE:

III. Adios, Carlota.

 

Meanwhile at The Bay of PIGS 🇵🇹 🇮🇪 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 …

Don’t give Mí that, “vaya con dios, shit!”

Eddie Glock Jr.

Mexicas en France… Tlaloc invita y Mary Poppins dispara.

Synopsis:
Doris found herself through a Princeton loophole and she found herself ended up in old Mexico during Aztlan’s Second Empire, sponsored by Napoleon III and Vicente Riva Palacio… across el Río Bravo, it’s Civil War and in Paris it’s Opening Day, just in time to start Kerry Lake’s campaign in Arizona where the senate candidate is strapping a dildo and a Glock, one for the front and the other on the back.

 

Crazy train… yup, that’s a rail on my plant*

Eclipse months are Ozzy months on this blog…

 

And, reverend Al, your black-ass been working out? You bashful frackamuffer, you need to bring the track suit back.

In local news:

… after a joint (action committee) it’s back to a 36-hour news-reel 📽️ 💮

 

… Öüï now returns to La Hora Nacional dans la presse

On The Menu…

At the other phase of our 36-hour Paris/Hawaii day clock…

BREAKING ⚾  NEWS from la CDMX: Hell Freezes Over, Öüï repeats HELL FREEZES OVER, —Aztlán.

Hell Freezes Over with Lolita Ayala

📞

Huevos revueltos avec fromage au lait de MONTAGNE de Haute-Savoie pour tartiflette,
and, Saucisson à l’ancienne affiné en ALTITUDE de l’Huissier, with chile Habanero:
como los come
El Ranchero.

Price: $464 Million Dollars

PRICE ANTIGASP: $175 Million

In local news, Hélène Frade reports that in Russia no pasa nada and that Syria’s camps « guests » at those itinérant locations are rapidly turning³ those “pollos” there into the Islamic State broiler industry version of coq-fighting Seven-headed birds from Chiconcuac.

³~. Ideologically.

I am an anti-dentite, and I will fill your anchor/crown, like a pro.

And, Katty Kay, please explain to Morning Mika that the word of the They (to take one for the circle) is “haiga sido como HAIGA sido…”, he is the president, period!

And Jon Mecham… that’s how co-optation corrodes a foundation, just ask mister Tony Palma (Emmaüs) and the préfecture de Cité, it’s political cavities waiting to crack.

I can see your crack without x rays 🦷. And, Pablo Torre, nevermind Oh-tani, The Devils in Mexico beat The Evil Empire, but really Volks, if an Empire falls in the Woulds, did it really fall?

Intermedio while the feelings evaporate the moisture on that Crack of the self-proclaimed “only solar eclipse journalist”, at Forbes.

I can see your crack without x rays 🦷.

Scientists at the Game of Thrones/3 Body Problem laboratory near Balard put forth a proposition that you can petition The Lorde with a wrestling spectacle featuring an eagle 🦅 wrestling with a snake.

Yello’ heifers in that batch at the Balard lab suggest that this is probably how those 7 snakes heads found their way to the Syrian camps and split right out of the cogote of the refugee coqs.

 

Over at the National Council of Negro Wimmin’ on msnbc it’s: La Vache

It’s good for your stomach and your vientre won’t notice… but seriously, Katty Phangs, “where are all the Yello’ heifers at?”.

Metal Works

Milk… it does a body good.

Sponsored by Thomas El Corbillon’s Heavy Metal jazz lounge.

Livin’ La Puta Vida Loca … got milk?

Where’s the beef?

And, Alicia Menendez, never mind Ricky Martin, Ike Pappas is the only lactose intolerant in Parador City and that’s why he used Rum to moisten his corn flakes with South American bananas, and then he properly snorted his Coke®️

The Stripes on the Tile, and CNEWS matin, Fuck You Too

El bless Satan, Isra°El, Isra°El, ra, ra, ra⚡ now show Mí yer’ titties, Miriam.

In local news, it’s the Smallest Violoncelle de Marseille in the hands of Juanito Guanabacoa and El servicio exterior mexicano en La Rue des Victoires (75002), sector Fabrique de La Solidarité with Mayor Bass from El-Ey, period!

Musical soundtrack original, as in the original sin is being sponsored by Jean-Baptiste Urbain at Musique Matin³.

Behold, Israel stole the falafels Ewe’all.

 

🍸… and Mme. Representative Maud Gatel, el próximo diablo es de usted, Ra Is brought to you by NARCO.