And staring as the SMILE of VAL RESNICK: POTUS 46

😉 ³ Hubba hubba hubba !

Payback (1999)…
Porter is bad, but his neighbours are worse. Street-wise and tough, an ex-marine, he is betrayed by a one-time partner, and shot in the back by his junkie wife.

Over on our social media crutch, it’s  NAPOLÉON 1er (no less) in another edition of La Belle Histoire de La France.

In this episode of « Je repère les Fake news » the staff of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL investigative effort in the form of a WordPress® blog, Öüï takes a moment to THANK the bibliothécaires of the Bpi ²  for keeping up with the BROWSER updates (punto y coma) by our count, only the Bibliothèque du cinéma du WESTFIELD MALL (formally the François Truffautis the only other library in PARIS that allows our BLOG to navigate the WaWas of Le Seine.

².) https ://agenda .bpi .fr / 🇨🇳 evenement 🇨🇳
/du-panda-au-loup-combattant/

— WADR (with all due respect), this is why youse not GOING to get elected as president of LA FRANCE, Madame HIDALGO (punto y aparte) your SUPER HIGHWAYs are getting bottlenecked, and MADAME MAYOR, it’s KNOT just Mí saying it, just take the time to read the best pillow-stuffing paper in the whole wide world, CNEWS matinées:

Anne Hidalgo imagine abaisser la limitation de vitesse sur autoroute à 110 km/h.

L’ŒIL DE…
PASCAL PRAUD
Page 2, N° 2611
VENDREDI,  24 SEPTEMBRE 2021

en revanche“, como dicen los franceses, at least your AGENDA, Madame Hidalgo, does not call on the frogs to name all of their little tadpoles, LOUIS “if the gonads are solid, dark circles—MARIE if the gonads are ring-shaped_¹.”

¹… https ://www .cuteness .com /article
/can-tell-tadpole-male-female


StegmanYou know what, Val, this one’s on me. OK?

Val Resnick ³Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?

 

 

Last month to They: exit through the Registry*

ENTER THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

Hola, if you are reading this and you are one of the artists that i, armando segovia, have spoken to in the previous month of MARCH, please make a mental note to remind yourself that the VLF³ screen grab from EL HERALDO de México [vía El Monoaureo] is not about you, it is however, about a developing concept that i personally learned in grade school, and it goes a little something like this:

Yeah, Buddy!

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/04/01 /el-interes/

Monkey see, monkey do.

³ Very Low Frequency

* https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Bridal _registry

Previously on “cuero de rana”… no confundas a las ranas con los sapos.

Indeed, Thomas Liard, indeed, Eye couldn’t agree more with the WaWa Bearer on Nº 2385 of last Friday’s edition of your CNEWS matin.

Anyhow, CANAL Plus Brand Solutions, thank you for referencing 2 of my musings on your “Bon a savoir² and “C’est arrive¹” sections in the same Friday on Nº 2584 edition of MY favorite PILLOW filling^, ISSY, i also feel sorry for Ronaldo’s hairstyle on Les Clés du Jour of 2002… Eye blames the fucking “nain de jardin” on that page for Ronaldo’s coiffure misadventures.

² POURQUOI FAIT-ON
DES FARCES LE 1ER AVRIL ?

https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/03/24 /isabel-allende-tatiana-clouthier-and-agnes-callamard-walk-into-a-bar/

La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
¹https ://asegovia3 .com /2021/03/29

^ I’m telling you Mr. Jean-Christophe Thierry, it’s a damn shame that your Direct matines don’t get the credit that they deserve for the pillow stuffing that they can become (punto y coma) there’s technique and know-how to properly paper fill any given bag with your CNEWS matines, but once you get the hang of it there’s really nothing to it.

The Civil Code as read by Mel Blanc on: THE PRODUCERS

A Brooks apart, n’importe quoi
production company
presents

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /mundo /2020/01/17/ destituye-brasil-a-su-secretario-de-cultura-por-citar-a-goebbels-4549

Dear, Marianne

Dear, Marianne .:. 42C2A471-CA64-44A4-930E-7A248ADFC457 ⚖️ Perhaps, Marianne, your Rédacteurs at la préfecture de police à Paris forgot that inside of one of the paragraphs of my Proposal Letter to the French General Consulate at Los Angeles, California, the “impersonated” voice of God himself (Mel Brooks) could be heard telling you about the paralleled motions (think 🎢) that we observed at the time (2010) between the French Civil Code and Mexico’s interpretation of the LAW, and boy! Oh–boy! Would you look at that Gilligan’s Island “S.O.S.” sign to the right of Annie Karni’s fraternal twin brother at BFM’er Central. Oh, the humanity.  Where are all the “Men in Tights” when you need’em, Robin? — … [A]nd the Hood(ie) goes: On Strike, motherfucker, on Strike.

Over on the Opera front, Motherfucking Molière just crossed the picket line, reached for comment, a French “producer” said that he is banking on Broadway to come and scoop the Opera lovers purchasing power, Cinema could care less about the strike, “popcorn is Cinema’s business, and business is, meh‽”, said the owner of Detente Cinéma, Marcel Génolini. (Source: Nº 2514 CN~16012020)

SCABS!!! Imported from Broadway

They tagged along with D.A.T. American

They tagged along with D.A.T. American “in”
Paris, you know‽ .:. FA9ACD7F-7822-453F-83D3-830A8848D62E —_•!•_— Sources close to La Place Colette, (fidedignas de doña Vilma Fuentes) reportan que MISMO un brasileño, MINISTRO de cultura gritaba a los 4 vientos torcidos de Dios, frases de Herr Goebbles para celebrar la Misa En Sena*

https ://www .cnews .fr/culture/2020-01-14/alexis-michalik-va-mettre-en-scene-le-musical-culte-de-mel-brooks-les-producteurs

Copy-right

Copy-right .:. F694CD19-2513-48AB-938F-BDB8E8F99241 —_•!•_— “Good night, and good luck”.

BRANAAA! – This is a Time-Delayed Entry*

*… for Page ONE of 14/02/2018

The debate is eternal, because “You” let it breed… }–~~~\*>  Uso justo de La Semana que Philippe Labró.

and, YES «BRO»,
you may RELAY to «Cousin JOE»
at his RedNeck Riviera…
that the Staff [here] is in fact,
MAD; mad as hell —as a matter of fact.

16 de febrero, 2018
Sabbatical Day N° 43
«Happiness and a Warm Gun…
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot

♫ ♫ ♫ Happiness… is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun – mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness… is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Well don’t you know that
Happiness
Is a warm gun, yes it is… gunnnnnnn
Happiness… (bang bang shoot shoot).

La Semana que Phillipe Labró

«Kurwa**»

Hola WaPo:

There’s no need to go into details, because as former ATTY. GRAL. Eric Holder knows, shootings in America (con, o sin acento) are part of everday life —like pumping GAS— so we [the staff] are going to take the liberty of modifying the headline of “Page 3” of the “Direct CNEWS Matin” for the FIRST DAY of THE Year of THE DOG in the following manner, below, to better reflect the real essence of the good ol’ United States… please let us know [the Staff] if we are fucking up in Translation; please.

La vraie nature de l’hymne américain est enracinée dans le bonheur d’une arme à feu, tiède, comme un œuf à la coque…. o como dicen allá en Banderilla, Veracruz; La Naturaleza de los Americanos al Norte del Rio Bravo, Monsieur Brana, en una puta—Fusca tibiay la felicidad “un chingo y dos costales” (that means, a shitload, Mr. Brana) de balas frias… regardless —KURWA— of what the N.R.A. dictates. 

Don’t believe us; KURWA, just go ahead —KURWA— and ask the A.T.F..

G’ahead, —KURWA— ask.

WEEKEND EDITION FOLLOWS.

TimeStamp: 17h30 in CET

** KURWA, pronounced as KURVAH or CURVA,
is Polish for finding yourself on the side of a target area…
of a “
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot“.

As in:

«KURWA! We had nothing to do with the Burning Ovens and “Death through Work programs” of the Nazi’s, KURWA!
Kurwa, those were designed by «the» BMW,
KURWA! and the SIEMENS CORP., Kurwa»

…said the Polish colaborator,
from the time of the Third Reich occupation period.


http://kiosque.cnewsmatin.fr/Kiosque.aspx?edition=NEP&date=20180216